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Trent Must Talk

Trent Must Talk

By Trenton Ludzack

Trent just needs to talk sometimes, What about? who knows? Satirical stories? murder and cults? un-justified rage? Trent has it all and even fools someone into talking to him from time to time. This is a podcast about things in no particular field or order, so if you want to hear more of a specific thing, tell Trent on twitter @trents_not_here.
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Episode 34: Live from a hotel room!

Trent Must TalkAug 09, 2020

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Episode 34: Live from a hotel room!
Aug 09, 202001:24:06
Episode 33: In the ghetto

Episode 33: In the ghetto

This week I told Davie from @burningbootspod. We started with the fact that I now live in proximity to crack and took it from there. Episodes might be a little wonky until I get to a real apartment so deal with it. Check out the other FRAT house podcasts!
Jul 03, 202001:17:35
Episode 32: Sean V. Assholes
Jun 26, 202001:11:02
Episode 31: Ghost of rebellion > Ghost of CHAZ
Jun 19, 202001:08:02
Episode 30: What even is "Dutch"?
Jun 12, 202001:05:40
Episode 29: Communal Autoblows for all
Jun 05, 202001:34:17
Episode 28: Autistic dogs, or something like that.
May 29, 202001:03:42
Episode 27: A.C.A.K.
May 22, 202001:55:19
Episode 26: My friend Charlie.
May 15, 202040:05
Episode 25: Table top scissoring
May 08, 202055:40
Episode 24: fECK 'er in the VARD.
Apr 30, 202058:18
Episode 23: I know I said 22 in the intro.
Apr 24, 202049:57
Episode 22: WINE!!!

Episode 22: WINE!!!

On this episode I talked to Jake from @TastingAnarchy about what else but wine! We talked growing wine, and making wine, and the alcohol industry in general. Sit back, grab a box of wine yourself, and enjoy. Thanks for listening, follow and listen to Jake's show Tasting Anarchy. Follow me @trents_not_here on twitter. hit me up with feedback or suggestions at trentmusttalkpod@gmail.com or on twitter.

Apr 17, 202058:42
Episode 21: The week of the snake

Episode 21: The week of the snake

This week I talked to @PweaseNo about why alcohol is the best industry and why it's great  (because that's my shit) and a bit about the education system. Thanks for listening, follow steppy and I @trents_not_here on twitter. hit me up with feedback or suggestions at trentmusttalkpod@gmail.com or on twitter.

Apr 11, 202001:27:04
Episode 20: The Boise Boi Cometh.

Episode 20: The Boise Boi Cometh.

On this one I talked to @RealDuncanWayne last week. The other part of the ultimate twitter power-couple with Nate, Duncan and I talked about too many things for me to list here, or remember. Share it around and follow Duncan on twitter! 

Apr 03, 202001:19:15
Episode 19: The Girthy earthy one.

Episode 19: The Girthy earthy one.

I talked to @gfyFEMAr1 about all sorts of fun stuff a while back and I think you guys are finally ready to hear it. I got art now, I'm not a satanist. New music, sick. Share it around and follow Aaron, plus all the wonderful people we referenced! Email me at trentsnotherepod@gmail.com with any feedback or ideas!

Mar 26, 202001:37:38
Episode 18: The skunk beer pneumonia

Episode 18: The skunk beer pneumonia

This week I talked to the awesome cohost of @birdarchist, @CarCampIt about that sweet sweet pandemic. Big city to small town, this shit's weird and that's about all anyone can really agree on so let's all keep just saying stuff about it! Listen to @FAGCAST and follow Bird and Car! Share it around, follow me on twitter @trents_not_here and email the pod at trentmusttalkpod@gmail.com

Mar 19, 202055:58
Episode 17: Respect the dog man and Wisconsin!

Episode 17: Respect the dog man and Wisconsin!

I got to talk to Paz (@DogmanRespecter) about all sorts of fun stuff. We talked Tartaria, Dogmen, and beer. I also forced some football talk at the beginning and I wish XFL had started at time of recording! Enjoy! Follow Paz and listen to The Gaslight Hour! Follow me @trents_not_here or email the podcast at trentmusttalkpod@gmail.com with feedback or suggestions.

Mar 13, 202001:23:42
Episode 16: The Epstein Cocktail

Episode 16: The Epstein Cocktail

On this episode from the bank, I talked to @RebelScumHan, aka @CryptidBartendr about all the best things at the time. We talked drinks, conspiracies, and created a sweet sweet fusion of the two for any elites listening out there. Give the homie a follow and share it around! follow me @trents_not_here on twitter or email me at trentmusttalkpod@gmail.com.

Mar 06, 202001:39:55
Episode 15: Back to school... oh god, back to school.

Episode 15: Back to school... oh god, back to school.

On this episode I talked to @TheRealTypo from @BitingBulletPod about going to college after the military and the strange world in which you find yourself. If you enjoy the show share it around and follow me on twitter @trents_not_here or email me at trentmusttalkpod@gmail.com.

Feb 26, 202001:59:45
Episode 14: Gef, the annoyingly named cryptid.
Feb 17, 202021:56
Episode 13: The tale of tipsy Tuesday

Episode 13: The tale of tipsy Tuesday

I recorded this one last week with @BBWLOVE08142839 on a drunken Tuesday night. We talked about booze, bouncing, and some other things that I was too drunk to fully remember at this time. This is the second recording we did, the first ending up a sacrifice to Dark Tom Woods, but that's fine because this take was so much better. Thanks for listening! Give the pod a share and find me on twitter @trents_not_here or email trentmusttalkpod@gmail.com with feedback or suggestions!

Feb 12, 202001:55:60
Episode 12: How to become the "best" you can be.

Episode 12: How to become the "best" you can be.

I had a great talk with Jared (@TheMongoose0861)  from @BitingBulletPod mostly talking about military training. Everyone loves boot camp stories, and we got a bunch of them between Marine boot, and Army basic! Discover the secrets of what I consider to be the least effective and most try-hard "learning experience" that a person can be subjected to. If you like the show share it around. Follow me @trents_not_here on twitter, Email me with feedback at trentmusttalkpod@gmail.com. Thank's for listening!

Feb 04, 202001:35:06
Episode 11: Trent tries to apply his education

Episode 11: Trent tries to apply his education

Woah! it's a solo, but this time I'm not lying! Part 1 of a hopeful series, I am trying to give a simple explanation of fermented vegetables, how you can do it (even after the ice cream social), and why you should do it! I promise to do more research on future episodes, this one is just so simple that I wanted to go off the time I learned it a year and a half ago, and pure charisma. If you want to hear more of this stuff, follow me on twitter @trents_not_here, or email trentmusttalkpod@gmail.com

Jan 29, 202026:51
Episode 10: This is not what I volunteered for!

Episode 10: This is not what I volunteered for!

Here we go with another great conversation with another awesome vet! I talked to Jordan from @v4vism for this one. I have mentioned the absolute shitshow that was Korea before, but I needed someone else who has been there to help out a bit. This one should help give some context to the reputation that the country has with vets in the most fun way possible! Share it around and listen to Veterans 4 Voluntaryism! Follow @trents_not_here on twitter or email me at trentmusttalkpod@gmail.com with feedback or suggestions.

Jan 25, 202001:35:26
Episode 9: The great Hogg roast

Episode 9: The great Hogg roast

Today the 2nd Amendment protest took place in Richmond VA and it was a whole thing. Trent needed to go a little serious today because of all the silliness going around got real old. Specifically, David Hogg is infuriatingly brain washed and dumb, The FBI is silly, Santa is great, and it was nice to see a diverse cast of people recognizing the importance of self defense. Let me know if you like this flavor of Trent on twitter @Trents_not_here. Thanks for listening!

Jan 21, 202026:34
Episode 8: Living in an Astro van down by the river.
Jan 18, 202001:24:10
Episode 7: Trent and the Adidas track suit.

Episode 7: Trent and the Adidas track suit.

Woah! I got Luke from @BitingBulletPod to come talk some shit and swap some stories. Share it around and reach out to me @Trents_not_here on twitter if you want to make a suggestion or tell me how good at this I am. Also, I recorded an ad to put at the end but I had to put it up front. sorry.

Jan 16, 202001:07:51
Episode 6: A wild Nate appears!

Episode 6: A wild Nate appears!

On this episode @NateTweetsShit Called in to make up for a recording we had planned, and then both forgotten last week. I learn about embassy work and contractors while regularly derailing the show to talk about twitter drama. Still pulling together art and working on music quality so chill out. Vets can reach out and anyone with feedback or topic suggestions, reach out on twitter @Trents_not_here.

Jan 09, 202038:26
Episode 5: Two vets walk into a virtual bar...

Episode 5: Two vets walk into a virtual bar...

On this episode, Trent had Matt from @StatistQuoPod on before the holidays and swapped stories of our time in the army. With nothing more than a rough starting point and years of needless suffering, we shared some stories to remind you that nobody has a good time in the military. Laugh along as Trent tries to elaborate on his job in the army as Matt recalls some of his own "We are doing what?" stories! Follow Trent on twitter @trents_not_here and subscribe to "Trent Must Talk" wherever you can find it!

Jan 06, 202001:26:31
Episode 4: The Mike chronicles 2, plan B

Episode 4: The Mike chronicles 2, plan B

Happy new year! another solo episode to show my gratitude and check in on mike. Understandably, he did not feel comfortable with my previous advice. For this reason I decided to give him another option, a plan B. Follow me on twitter @trents_not_here and get ready for all the cool shit coming in 2020!

Dec 30, 201911:09
Episode 3: EWWWW, French-Canadians!

Episode 3: EWWWW, French-Canadians!

For my first solo cult episode I looked at a sick man who brutally tortured his few followers. Brace yourself for one of the grossest stories I have personally read and for the love of god, wear headphones! If you like the story of Roch Theriault and want to read it yourself, reach out on twitter @trents_not_here, or google it, I don't care. Good luck homies.

Dec 30, 201945:40
Episode 2: Punching up

Episode 2: Punching up

I rant about being targeted by a major corporation out to steal my time! Also, I got a new mic. Thanks mom! Follow me on twitter @trents_not_here.

Dec 30, 201916:25
Episode 1: The mike chronicals

Episode 1: The mike chronicals

For my first solo podcast, I sat in my car and gave some solid advice to that person that none of us appreciate enough. our NSA agents.

Dec 30, 201917:36
Episode 0: Drinking beer, and fuck you, chemistry

Episode 0: Drinking beer, and fuck you, chemistry

Trent and Kronk get together to share some knowledge. Trent teaches kronk about the ritual of tasting beer and kronk elaborates on how the laws of chemistry apply to anarchy.
Dec 01, 201901:13:03