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Try Not To Die

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Chaotic good. Bad at math. QUEER AS HELL! Dungeon Master Noah Perito and players Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin lead this small-party D&D comedy/drama. In Campaign I, the unlikeliest of heroes, a teenage orc named Gorgonzola, sets off on an adventure to save the world of Feyfall and find her mom.
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Musemakers - Ch 9: Stories (Part 2)

Try Not To DieApr 09, 2024

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Musemakers - Ch 9: Stories (Part 2)

Musemakers - Ch 9: Stories (Part 2)

And we’re back! The finale of Musemakers continues with the ninth challenge: 3 Bards. 3 stories. 1 wish on the line. Who will be the one to amuse the muses?


Thank you all for supporting us through this, our second campaign - words cannot express how grateful we are to have you as a fan of the show. We of course have to give a special thanks to our Eldritch patrons - ALL HAIL! Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Bugroots, Colleen, Coll and Ian, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope, Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Karen, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, Sahara, and of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell - we thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your names!

If you would like to become an eldritch patron check out our ⁠Patreon⁠! We will be posting bonus content throughout our break between campaigns, so go sign up to get access to that and HUNDREDS of hours of bonus content we've already released!


Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Small Marketplace” - Sword coast Soundscapes

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Sitcom Laughter Applause” - Gaming Sound Effect

“Microphone Feedback” - Sound FX

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Big Switch Sound Effects” - All Sounds

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu 

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Bamf” - themfish

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“01326-falling-broken-mandoline-1” - robinhood76

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Flesh-rip” - alvarojmarquez

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo 

“Teleport” - outroelison 

“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache 

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist 

“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Snapping-chain_1” - cosmicembers

“Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti


All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Apr 09, 202401:28:02
Musemakers - Ch 9: Stories (Part I)

Musemakers - Ch 9: Stories (Part I)

Welcome... to the FINALE of Musemakers! In this first installment of our tale's finale, the curtain begins to fall- and so does the facade.

Join us on Patreon for monthly bonus content and our post-episode talk-back show, The Afterlife!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“Magpie” - straget
“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Champagne Glass” - idabrandao
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Crashing” - Smmassuda
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Mar 26, 202402:33:09
Musemakers - Ch 8: Astronomy

Musemakers - Ch 8: Astronomy

This time... on Musemakers! There exist secrets, past and present. Only the stars may illuminate the path to the truth.

Join us on Patreon for our monthly talk-back show and bonus episodes! Your support is priceless to us.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Swimming Breaking Surface” - 13gpanskavalachristoffer

“Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Water Dripping” - noahtheinfuriator

“Timber-tree-falling-1” - matt_beer

“Real T-Rex” - Studiomod

“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound

“brazilian_waterfall_river” - superstudiobr

“Crowd-boo” - deleted-user2104797

“Gasp” - zerocarina

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti


All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Mar 12, 202402:52:13
Musemakers: Mid-Season Recap!

Musemakers: Mid-Season Recap!

Here's what's happened so far... on this season of Musemakers!

With the flames of competition growing ever hotter, the fates of the contestants AND the judges are at stake...

We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with the eighth episodes of Musemakers! In the meantime, join us over on our Patreon for monthly bonus content!

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Mar 05, 202416:23
Announcement! - Spring 2024

Announcement! - Spring 2024

HOORAY ANOTHER SCHEDULING UPDATE!!! Thank you all for your patience as we march into the mess that 2024 has decided to become. Don't forget to check our socials @trynottodiepod for more updates and, of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod for all our bonus content! 


Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAdditional

Feb 27, 202402:02
Musemakers - Ch 7: Tragedy

Musemakers - Ch 7: Tragedy

THIS WEEK, on Musemakers: Things outside of the competition begin to heat up.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Indoor-adult-murmur-large-group” - splicesound “Gasp” - zerocarina “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez| “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Working-with-hammer-on-anvil-1” - arnaud-coutancier “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Town Traffic On A Wet Road - No Copyright Sound Effects” - Audio Library “Car-horns-morocco” - jjamespacap “Cellphone-alarm-clock-long” - greenworm “Bong-rip-full” - rentless “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “30 minutes of New York Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “gore_gory_blood_smash_flesh_murder_bone_break” - ericssoundschmiede “Breaking-bones” - sheyvan “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba “Crashing” - smmassuda “Bamf” - themfish “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissu “Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixbe “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAll sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Feb 20, 202402:41:22
Musemakers - Ch 6: History

Musemakers - Ch 6: History

THIS WEEK, ON MUSEMAKERS! Shabby alliances crumble under the pressure! Iconia shares more about her motivations! And the contestants are buzzing to start the next muse's challenge!

Join our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife!


Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi


Sound Effects:
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Dishes Falling Smashing Sound Effects” - All Sounds

“Ariana Grande’s ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts

“Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

“Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Feb 06, 202402:42:21
Musemakers - Ch 5: Love

Musemakers - Ch 5: Love

This time on Musemakers: Cupid's arrow strikes the hearts of every contestant as they embark on a love-themed challenge! Dito binges some prestige television, and Cora hunts for a missing contestant.

Join us next Tuesday 1/30 on our twitch @trynottodiepod for our fourth annual birthday livestream! We can't believe we've been making this show for FOUR YEARS, and we want to celebrate with you! Keep an eye on our Instagram or Patreon for timing deets.

And as always, join us on Patreon for monthly Afterlife and bonus episodes!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master

“Magpie” - straget

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1
“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Bamf” - themfish

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“gasp” - zerocarina

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK

“Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Jan 23, 202402:58:24
Announcement! - January 2024

Announcement! - January 2024

HELLO and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Just popping in to keep you updated on the months ahead, and the second half of our Musemakers campaign. For our Birthday Livestream on January 30th be sure to follow us on twitch: twitch.tv/trynottodiepod and twitch.tv/noahtheinfuriator

Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.


Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

Jan 09, 202401:11
Musemakers - Ch 4: Dance

Musemakers - Ch 4: Dance

This time, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons continues, Dito seeks out some unlikely allies, and Cora is left to stand as a pillar on her own.

We'll be taking a break for the holidays and some travel, and will be BACK with the 5th episode of Musemakers in late January. Until then, check out more Loose Threads from Campaign One, episodes of the Afterlife, and a special Frostjoy-themed Content Surge, all on our Patreon!

Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi

Music by: Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Window breaking”- m1a2t3z4

“Foret Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Champagne-glasses” - idabrandao

“Magpie” - straget

“Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment

“Ariana Grande’s A Cappella Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts, Ariana Grande

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1

“Bamf” - themfish

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Dec 19, 202302:18:50
Musemakers - Ch 3: Music

Musemakers - Ch 3: Music

This week, on Musemakers: Cora feels the sting of guilt while Dito rubs shoulders with the greats and begins his own search for an icon. Will our bards prove they have perfect pitch? Or will they find themselves falling flat? Let’s find out!

Apologies for the audio quality issues, we had a microphone issue caused by our move to remote recording that has since been resolved.

Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays!

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Magpie” - straget

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Gaming Sound FX

“Taking-a-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment

“Lightning crash” - noisenoir

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

“Ariana Grande’s ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Ariana Grande, Youtube Shorts

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti


All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Viral Vids NL, or Youtube Shorts.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Dec 19, 202302:34:19
Musemakers - Ch 2: Discipline

Musemakers - Ch 2: Discipline

This week, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons is ON! Cora Lacrima catches up on some (un)assigned reading! and our contestants will prove just who has the discipline to be the greatest bard there is...!

Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Catch monthly episodes of the Afterlife, the Content Surge, and other bonus content on our Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel

“Awww-than-applause-and-chattering” - xtrgamr

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah

“Explosion with ear ringing” - Royalty Free FX

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Bamf” - themfish|

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Nov 21, 202302:58:32
Musemakers: Official Promo

Musemakers: Official Promo

We'd like to tell you a story. One of passion, one of betrayal... and one of bards! Tune in next Tuesday, October 31st, for the first episode of Campaign II: Musemakers.

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Bamf" - themfish of freesound.org

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Nov 11, 202302:34
Musemakers - Ch. 1: Comedy

Musemakers - Ch. 1: Comedy

CAMPAIGN II PREMIERE

Welcome... to MUSEMAKERS! The bombastic battle of the bards where two competitors, above the rest, will compete for the greatest prize in the multiverse...

Musemakers will premiere biweekly on Tuesdays, with monthly episodes of The Afterlife, our talk-back show, plus more bonus content on our Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Magpie” - straget_1

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food

“Hotel-bell” - iwanplays

“Crowdmobriot-noise-voices-only-14-people-2-minutes-henry-iv” - fillmat

“Stampede” - bevibeldesign

“Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound

“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Bamf” - themfish

“Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Clown Horn Sound Effect” - sound effects

“Sitcom Crowd OOH” - SamGordonRHK

“Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Allsounds

“Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment

“Crumpling-paper-fx” - jammaj

“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Evening-in-the-country” - inchadney

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo_silencyo

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b

“Crying-newborn-baby-child” - the_yura

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Nov 07, 202302:57:28
Musemakers: Session 0

Musemakers: Session 0

Come one, come all to the most bombastic battle of the bards that has ever graced the multiverse’s eyes, ears, and souls! This... is MUSEMAKERS! an intergalactic show where your favorite bards will compete for a truly wish-worthy prize...

In this Session 0 for our second campaign, Dungeon Master Noah Perito teases the setting and backstory of the Musemakers competition, while Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi discuss their potential PC's.

Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi

Music by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi

Oct 24, 202334:08
LOOSE THREAD: Battle for Driftin!

LOOSE THREAD: Battle for Driftin!

HARD CUT to the Mare Emara as we dive deep into what happened to Captain- sorry, Admiral Styx; Zola's pirate paramour, Cicirose; the crew of the Feralfree; and the floating city of Driftin, most recently seen falling under Empirical rule!

We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with Session 0 of Campaign II: MUSEMAKERS!

Join our Patreon for the rest of the Loose Threads we're tying up!

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquend

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

“Ceremonial-cannon-fire” - dylansmithsound 

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Bamf” - themfish

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

"crashing" - smmassuda

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“doorgate_a-heavy-metal-door-on-the-garden-gate” - newlocknew

“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/) (http://freesound.org/), (http://freesound.org/),) unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Oct 10, 202301:29:39
LOOSE THREAD: Battle of the Dragon Lords

LOOSE THREAD: Battle of the Dragon Lords

FLASHING BACK... to Balderheim! Post-Zola and Erza's escape from Avaricci, we pick up with our two dragon lords, Anacra and Frigiditch (plus Frigiditch's most unhinged servant, Bikamint)!

Who will come out as the scaly victor, and who will take possession of the Evoker Stone?

The sequel to this episode will be coming out on our Patreon this week! Follow us there for even amore Loose Thread episodes. :)

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba
“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Explosion 01” - tommccann
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Whip-crack” - scifisounds
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Bamf” - themfish
“Champagne glasses” - idabrandao
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

All sounds from Freesound.org (http://Freesound.org) unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Oct 03, 202350:09
LOOSE THREAD: The Tournament of Tides

LOOSE THREAD: The Tournament of Tides

FLASHING BACK to months before the Campaign One finale... Join us south of the capital in the pirate city of S'bagliare, where Captain Styx and the crew of the Feral Free throw a battle-frenzied birthday bash for the local ruler: Duke Delmar Todesbringer!


Happy fall, we MISSED you! We're bringing this Content Surge out of the ol' Patreon vault and onto the main feed. Speaking of Patreon: before we step together into Campaign II, we'll be publishing a few more "Loose Threads," episodes where we tie up the final items left on the Smycolytes' agenda. Our $5+ patrons will get first access to the newest episodes, and they'll trickle onto the main feed throughout the year. It's a splendid time to support us if you're wondering what ever happened to Erza and Bikamint, or the kraken Kal Amar, or Nula the necromantic demilich, or Quince's mom.....


Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel

"Splash sw3" - Setuniman

“Three cannon shots” - originalmaja

“Breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith

“Water Gushing” Jakobthiesen

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion_01 - tommccann”

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc

“Awww-than-applause-and-cheering” - xtrgamr

“Disappointed-crowd” - unchaz

“Sonar” - infobandit

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

All listed sounds found on Freesound.org unless noted with “Sword Coast Soundscapes”

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Sep 26, 202301:30:57
The Afterlife: Campaign One

The Afterlife: Campaign One

In this final (for now) episode of our usually Patreon-exclusive talk-back show, The Afterlife, we'll be chatting all things finale, and reflecting on Campaign One as a whole.

Thank you for listening! We'll be back this fall with more TNTD. For now, follow us on our socials to stay updated on any bonus content, our upcoming musical episode, and Campaign Two!

Jun 27, 202302:50:19
Chapter One Hundred: Oh, Behold the End

Chapter One Hundred: Oh, Behold the End

As the end of the world draws near, our heroes hold tightly to the pain, the love, and the joy that make up every part of it. FINALE OF CAMPAIGN ONE.


Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening- we were truly lucky to tell this story with you all. We'll be back in the fall with Campaign Two of Try Not To Die.


Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi


ALL HAIL OUR ELDRITCH PATRONS! Especially Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Colleen, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope , Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, and Sahara. And of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell. We thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your name, now and always.


Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi


“Portal-idle” - couchhero

"device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons


"teleport" - outroelison

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache

"bamf" - themfish

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"That darn dinner bell" - CGEffex

“Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk

"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

"grocery-drop" - shelbyshark

"dropping-carrier-bag-containing-bottles-on-table" - fmaudio

"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"crashing" - smmassuda


"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

"Wood splintering" - craigsmith

"Lightningcrash" - noisenoir

"ocarina-trill-shaman-canyon-01-g" - carloscarty

"jazz-bar-people-ambience-la-fontaine-copenhagen" - msxp

"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"champagne glasses" - idabrandao

"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi

"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

"explosion 01" - tommccann

“Sparks” - erh

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

"crack-glass" - 13fpanskacerny-jan

"Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus

"Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi

"flesh-rip" - alvarojmarquez

"time-stop" - damnsatinist

"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi

All  sounds from ⁠FreeSound.org⁠ unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti,  Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Jun 13, 202305:15:48
Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Rising

Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Rising

Days prior to the end of the world, the Smycolytes make good on a few promises, then begin to rally their forces.


Join us tomorrow on our Patreon for the final (Patreon-exclusive) episode of the Afterlife!


Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi


Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti

"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi

“Portal-idle” - couchhero


"teleport" - outroelison


"teleporter-24b" - blendcache|

"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

"bamf" - themfish

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"explosion 01" - tommccann


"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

"device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus

"Lightningcrash" - noisenoir

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Three cannon shots" - originalmaja

“Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

“Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

"Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

“Sparks” - erh

“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim

“Gong Hit” - GowlerMusic

“Bonk Sound Effect” - Gaming Sound FX

"crashing" - smmassuda


“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi


All sounds from ⁠FreeSound.org⁠ unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Jun 07, 202303:27:30
Chapter Ninety-Eight: Battle for Paddlewick

Chapter Ninety-Eight: Battle for Paddlewick

After strange dreams, the Smycolytes search for Cicirose; briefly meet Paddlewick's new ruler; and confront Lord Grimwald Tinderdick re: Trick's contract.

Join our Patreon to access all of our music, monthly bonus episodes, our bi-weekly after-show, and more!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

"Lightningcrash" - noisenoir

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

"Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi

"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi

"crack-glass" - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

"Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus 

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

"teleport" - outroelison

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache 

"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk

"metalrattle_drawbridge" - jorickhoofd_attribution 

"Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"crashing" - smmassuda 

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Three cannon shots" - originalmaja

"coins-fall-2" - belanhud

"rockfall-06" - tim-kahn

"bamf" - themfish

"explosion 01" - tommccann

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/) (http://freesound.org), (http://freesound.org),/) unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

May 30, 202303:20:38
Chapter Ninety-Seven: To Give a Gift

Chapter Ninety-Seven: To Give a Gift

Reunited by the power of friendship, our heroes party before the world ends (and squeeze in a little heist along the way).

Join us tomorrow for the Afterlife, the bi-weekly show where we discuss two episodes at a time and usually play a mystifying game! Over on our $5 Patreon tier. Your support truly means the world.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Crowd- heering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

All sounds from FreeSound.org unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

May 23, 202302:02:34
Chapter Ninety-Six: The Lost Soul
May 16, 202302:28:28
Chapter Ninety-Five: Decay and Despair

Chapter Ninety-Five: Decay and Despair

The new trio searches for a rumored component that could bring back their ally.

Content warning: suicidal ideation. There are moments in this episode where characters who fail a despair/fear mechanic express very low thoughts. If you're sensitive to this kind of content, you could skip 51:00 - 1:46:00 and avoid the bulk of it (you'll miss the combat, but get everything you need plot-wise).

Please reach out to a loved one or your doctor if you are feeling hopeless. We love you!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Heavy-rain” - lebaston100 “bamf” - themfish “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Breaking-bones” - sheyvan “Marching-3” - webbfilmsuk “Rattling-bones” - spookymodem “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Crashing” - smmassudaAll sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org), unless listed  under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

May 09, 202302:15:47
Chapter Ninety-Four: Things Left Unsaid

Chapter Ninety-Four: Things Left Unsaid

Marfin, Brigid, Zola and Trick return to the Material Plane, and catch up on all that they have missed.


Welcome back!!! There will be six more episodes of Try Not To Die (totaling 100), released over the next six Tuesdays. We truly can not thank you enough for your support over these last 3.5 years, and we can not wait for you to hear this final arc. If you'd like to support us monetarily, we're releasing weekly bonus content on our Patreon!


Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi


Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Bamf” - themfish

“Battle with Monsters and Magi” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Water Gushing” - jacobthiesen

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

May 02, 202302:24:59
Chapter Ninety-Three: Forgotten Memories

Chapter Ninety-Three: Forgotten Memories

In Marfin's laboratory, the trio clashes at last against Dean Flae Chantris and the forces of the Omni Malum. Marfin remembers something important.

Thank you for your continued listenership and support through this arc. We could not do it without our Patreon patrons! We'll be chatting about the finale and what comes next over on The Afterlife tomorrow. We'll be taking April off from posting main feed episodes, but we'll be back in May for the seventh and final arc of Campaign One of Try Not To Die.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

“Champagne Glasses” - idabrandao

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

“Bamf” - themfish

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - i eminyildirim

“Bullet-ricohet” - aust-paul

"crashing" - smmassuda

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Smashing glass” -mgmabile

"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

“Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Leaves-crunching” - caileykehoe

“Small-fountain-greenway-garden” - bigsoftie

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

“Stone-on-stone” - thanvannispen

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache

"teleport" - outroelison

“Wood splintering” - craigsmith

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Apr 04, 202302:22:51
Announcement! Spring 2023 Schedule

Announcement! Spring 2023 Schedule

Happy #TNTDTuesday! No new episode today, but here is a little information about our plans for the next month. We'll be back next Tuesday (April 4th) with the finale episode of this arc.


Read our arc recaps at trynottodiepod.com, and support us on our Patreon at patreon.com/trynottodiepod! We also have a Tiktok now- follow us @trynottodiepod!


Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Mar 28, 202301:21
Chapter Ninety-Two: The Inevitable

Chapter Ninety-Two: The Inevitable

In the penultimate episode of our sixth arc, Smyte, Brigid and Zola delve the depths of Marfin's mansion, stumbling upon that which is... Inevitable.

We'll be back next week with the finale of this arc! Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our NEXT WEEK'S episode of The Afterlife, where we discuss this episode + the finale!


Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin.

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi


Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti 

“Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixblume

"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache

"teleport" - outroelison

"crashing" - smmassuda

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Door opening 01” - Bowen707

"Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with sound

“Phone-dial” - breviceps

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro

"Bubbling" - infernus2

"Beer fermenter gurgling" - SpliceSound

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound

Effects by Noah Perito.

Mar 21, 202302:10:52
Chapter Ninety-One: Voidmaker
Mar 14, 202301:42:28
Chapter Ninety: A Familiar Face

Chapter Ninety: A Familiar Face

The crew deals with Marfin's bouncer; later, they cross paths with an old foe and potential friend. Brigid returns to the site of a previous adventure.

Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Join our Patreon to support the show, check out 3+ years of monthly bonus episodes, and hear us talk about the show every other Wednesday!

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti 
“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Big Water Splash” - qubodup
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“Teleport” - outroelison
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Bamf” - themfish
“Crashing” - smmassuda
"door smash" - eneaz 
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707 
"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu 
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Purring” - Shisha the Cat
“Water Gushing” - jakobthiesen
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"whip-crack" - scifisounds 
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito and Shisha the Cat.

Mar 07, 202301:57:02
Chapter Eighty-Nine: Always Pay Your Debts

Chapter Eighty-Nine: Always Pay Your Debts

After a disastrous journey to the land of cheese, the trio goes on a door-opening spree, meeting more of Marfin's "friends" and raising further questions about his strange collection of demiplanes.

Check out our $5 Patreon tier tomorrow (Wednesday) to hear our post-episode show, The Afterlife, where we'll be discussing the last two chapters, conspiring about the rest of the arc, and giving plenty of peeks behind the screen~

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti 
“Purring” - Shisha the Cat
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707 
“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
"door smash" - eneaz 
“Bees-in-the-desert-mexico” - felixblume
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu 
"whip-crack" - scifisounds 
“Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“prairiesummer_ambience” - dsebeste
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi 
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Rain-storm-evosmos-salonika-0151-2109” - alik

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito and Shisha the Cat.

Feb 28, 202301:41:25
Chapter Eighty-Eight: A Sinking Feeling

Chapter Eighty-Eight: A Sinking Feeling

After finding themselves floundering in the deep end, our heroes seek higher ground. Zola speaks more closely with NP.

Check us out on Patreon! Your donations help us make cool art for the show, get better sound equipment, and dream up cool new things. This month's upcoming Valentine's Day themed Content Surge, a mad dating show parody/fugue-state starring Paragon and featuring a star-studded cast of Emaralian baddies, is positively... unhinged!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b
“Bonk sound effect” - Your Boy Lloris
“Whip-crack” - scifisounds
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Bamf” - themfish
“Waterexplo” - inferno
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Teleport” - outroelison
“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Beer Fermenter Gurgling” - SpliceSound
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Door opening 01” - Bowen707

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Your boy Lloris. 

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Feb 21, 202301:36:11
Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Pit

Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Pit

As time ticks on, Zola, Brigid and Smyte unearth some of the deeper horrors contained within Marfin's multi-planar mansion.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects: 

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"door smash" - eneaz
“Coins-fall-2” - belanhud
“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
"bamf" - themfish
"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Big Water Splash” - qubodup
“Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Walking-through-thick-wet-mud” - walthamstow_walker
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
“Water Gushing - jakobthiesen
“Crashing” - smmassuda
"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b
"whip-crack" - scifisounds
“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. 

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Feb 07, 202301:45:18
Chapter Eighty-Six: Finders, Keepers

Chapter Eighty-Six: Finders, Keepers

With the ghosts of their pasts close behind them, Brigid, Smyte and Zola search desperately for Marfin through the many rooms of his multi-planar mansion.

Join us at 7PM EST TONIGHT! on twitch.tv/trynottodiepod, where we'll be celebrating our third birthday with a livestream!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects: 

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707
“Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"fan-1" - denstoltejyde
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"door smash" - eneaz
"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk
"bamf" - themfish
"industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
"crowd-in-panic" - ienba
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
"cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
"whip-crack" - scifisounds
“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. 

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Jan 31, 202302:13:24
Chapter Eighty-Five: Marfin's Magnificent Magical Menagerie

Chapter Eighty-Five: Marfin's Magnificent Magical Menagerie

A world within a shop. 

The trio delve deep into Marfin's Magnificent Magical... Multi-verse? in search of the mage himself, NP, the golden crown, and more answers regarding Marfin's mysterious missing memories...

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects: 

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707
"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo
“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapesz
"whip-crack" - scifisounds
"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapesz
"rockfall-06" - tim-kahn
“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Portal-ide” - couchhero
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Fairy Dust Soundscapes” - Free Audio Zone
“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Arrow-woosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled
“Crossbow-firing-and-hitting-target” - ali6868_1
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
"crowd-in-panic" - ienba
“Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
"ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
"Explosion 01" - tommccann 

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. 

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Jan 24, 202301:44:28
Chapter Eighty-Four: Nature's Wrath

Chapter Eighty-Four: Nature's Wrath

Welcome to Arc VI of Try Not To Die! Zola tries to reach Brigid and Smyte as the Temple of the Wild comes under imperial attack. How will our heroes wiggle out of this one? 

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin  

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi 


Sound Effects: 

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti 

“Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi 

“Portal-ide” - couchhero 

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba 

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup 

“Teleport” - outroelison 

“Teleporter-24b” - blondcache 

“Bamf” - themfish 

"Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo 

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 

"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu 

"Explosion 01" - tommccann 

"Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah 

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer 

"Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe 

"whip-crack" - scifisounds 

"electric-zap" - michael-grinnell 

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir 

"electric-sparks-railway-a" - inspectorj 

“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons 

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound 

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo 

"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b 

“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi 

"ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim 

“rock-tumble-2" - stubb 

"rockfall-06" - tim-kahn 

"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk 

“Crashing” - smmassuda 

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi 

"City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre 

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707 

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. 

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Jan 17, 202301:39:01
Interlude - The Story So Far
Jan 10, 202336:36
End of Year Wrap-Up 2022!
Jan 03, 202301:51:01
Frostjoy Special: Movie Knight! Gnome Alone

Frostjoy Special: Movie Knight! Gnome Alone

When the Diddlepiss Family left on their Frostjoy vacation, they forgot one small thing... KEVPHIN!

For our third annual Frostjoy Special we join Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi as they reprise their roles of Frankie and Jacob featured in the special bonus episode "THE PIGEODYSSEY" BEFORE they were pigeons.

We will releasing our LAST episode of the year on the 27th, "The End of the Year Wrap Up Reflection Festival of Memory" on our patreon, and will return in January with ARC 6 of the main campaign! Thank you so much for all your support this year. We hope you have a safe and happy holiday season!


Produced by Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.


Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"cartoony-clangs-hit-with-spade-16bit" - timbre

"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

"fuse-box-klick" - syndicate12

"bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul

"Door opening 1" - Bowen70

"fan-1" - denstoltejyde

"Crashing" - smmassuda

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo

"toilet-flush" - gowlermusic

"coins-fall-2" - belanhud

"Smashing glass" - mgmabile

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"metal-gate-01" - silentstrikez

"device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Dec 20, 202201:28:46
Patreon Bonus Sneak Peek: Interview with R. E. Levy of Tales From The Ridge!
Dec 13, 202225:38
The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Five: We Rise

The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Five: We Rise

In this thrilling conclusion to The Cloudcarver Caper...! the GAY LITTLE GUNS attempt to crack their way into the schematic library, all while fitting in an espresso before the big meeting.

Thank you for following along with our caper crew! We'll be back later this month with our annual Frostjoy special- until then, stay warm, stay safe, and Try Not To Die! (And also check out our bonus content on www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod. There's a lot of it!)

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, & Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Door opening 1" - Bowen70

"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi

"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib

"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"error" - bloodpixelhero

"metal-gate-01" - silentstrikez

"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo

"futuristic-computer-room-ambience" - projectsu012

"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

"Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

"device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer

"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound

"champagne glasses" - idabrandao

"office-ambience" - nightwatcher98.2

"water-2" - keepthatpma

"concert-audience-applause-3" - thaighaudio

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"smoke-detector-alarm-close-perspective" - splicesound

"motorcycles" - soundskeep

"Smashing glass" - mgmabile

"crashing" - smmassuda

"bamf" - themfish

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"Explosion 01" - tommccann

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Dec 02, 202202:44:36
The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Four: Kill Your Darlings

The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Four: Kill Your Darlings

Hot off the back of a clockwork spider, the Glockheed Elites learn more about the mysterious Company O.

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02 

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"ecu-a-xx-144-phase2" - awaka

"electric-zap" - michael-grinnell

"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo

"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - romanmineiro 

"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi

"Door opening 1" - Bowen70

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. 

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Nov 22, 202201:39:57
The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Three: Hey Besties

The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Three: Hey Besties

Ascending up the Eleviators, the Glockheed Elites search for even more exclusive access to even more mysterious floors...

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Join us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod! That's where we're doin' COOL STUFF!

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro

"Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4

"Explosion 01" - tommccann_

"air-extractor-fan-public-toilets-a" - inspectorj

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"toilet-flush" - gowlermusic

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"office-ambience" - nightwatcher98

"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"bamf" - themfish

"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo

"champagne glasses" - idabrandao

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"fire-alarm" - payattention

"water-2" - keepthatpma 

"hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  

"futuristic-computer-room-ambience" - projectsu012

"device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"lightningcrash" - noisenoir

"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Nov 15, 202201:54:22
The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Two: Glockheed Elites

The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Two: Glockheed Elites

It's a new day at Glockheed Industries! Levid shmoozes over coffee and pastries; Filou exceeds expectations in a new position; meanwhile two new freelancers begin to case the joint...

Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our weekly after-show, where we're discussing each episode as it drops!

Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi
Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

"Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"Town Square Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  

"hostel-lobby-berlin" - moulaythami

"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib

"office-ambience" - nightwatcher98

"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Nov 08, 202202:17:28
The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter One: The Set-Up

The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter One: The Set-Up

Welcome back to Try Not To Die, and welcome back... to Auraelia!

In this mini-campaign taking place in the few days preceding Chapter Eighty-Three, two Acolytes of Mystra and two Glockheed Industries employees plan a daring heist on those responsible for manufacturing the Empire's cruel automatons...!

Produced by: Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi, and Noah Perito
Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Join us on Patreon for our weekly after-show: The Afterlife, bonus episodes including a MOTW three-quel coming soon, and more!


Sound Effects:

"Glass-smash" - chewiesmissus

"Champagne Glasses" - idabrandao

"office-ambience" - nightwatcher98

"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib

"01-elevator-up" - soundslikewillem 

"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"concert-audience-applause" - thaighaudio

"Crowd-laugh" - sagetyrtle

"crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter" - gregorquendel 

"30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings

"Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe

"device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons

"sparks" - erh

"subway-door-close" - tweeterdj 

"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound 

"Hissing metal" - vibe-crc-24b

"whip-crack" - scifisounds

"rockfall-06" - tim-kahn 

"rocks-dropped-tumble-2" - halleck 

"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk

"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02

"bamf" - themfish 

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhoo76

"Explosion 01" - tommccann

"entrance-bell" - zott820 

"Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti


All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Nov 01, 202201:54:48
Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt II)

Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt II)

Everyone dispose of your water bottles in the provided recycling receptacles- it's time for Part II our MONSTER OF THE WEEK adventure!

We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with EPISODE ONE of the CLOUDCARVER CAPER!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Oct 25, 202201:26:42
Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt I)

Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt I)

Welcome to the town of Scumside, where the scum is green, the druids serene, and there's a different monster every week....

Everybody call your local moonshine plug! It's time to kick back and revisit an old Content Surge from last Halloween. We hope you enjoy this spooky installation of Monster of the Week, Kept by Lisa and starring Noah as Cazzofai the Wicked! Part II out next Tuesday.

Join our $10 Patreon tier for more monthly bonus episodes like this one!

Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Wagon-arives-altered” - dulcimer guy
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Oct 18, 202201:38:53
Book Club! They Came To Slay

Book Club! They Came To Slay

HELLO! And WELCOME to TNTD's first official Book Club!

We are so lucky to be joined by Thom James Carter, the author of They Came To Slay, in a discussion about the queer culture of Dungeons and Dragons! In between speaking with Thom, Noah and I discuss why making queer art is important to us, how we create a safe table together, our hopes and dreams for the DnD/fantasy content community moving forward, and more.

 This was a summertime Patreon exclusive episode, but we wanted to open up the conversation to all of our fans. If you're interested in more of these, join us over on our $10 Patreon tier for monthly bonus episodes!

Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti
Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Oct 11, 202201:54:07
Announcement! Fall 2022 Schedule
Oct 04, 202202:13