Too Weird Didn't Watch

This is the obligatory AI episode.

The popular Venom character isn't venomous, or even poisonous for that matter. What's up with that?

This episode is dog-themed goodness. 

Wendigo movies! There aren't enough of them. This one seems like it's TRYING?

The feel BAD movie of whatever year it came out in.

Not a Splinter from the Ninja Turtles origin story (as far as we can tell.)

We think that maybe the fact that there is a Crocodile in a movie called Krocodylus might be a spoiler, but there's no way to know for sure.

Brantley reads the description of a movie that references William Blake, but ends up not even living up to Tiger King.

Read along....if you DARE. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gorgon

This one NEEDS an HD release.

The podcast of Albert Berg and Brantley Heaton. They are talking about the poorly written description of movie.

Brantley tells the tale of the monster from Crater Lake. It's plesiosaur which is not technically a dinosaur; fortunately no one would be pedantic enough to point that out to people who just want to have fun watching big animals eat people. Right?

We're back baby.

Aztex Rex, The Mighty Gorga and The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave

In which we discuss the filmography of Lawrie Brewster.

House of Ghosts, The Giant Spider, The Late Night Double Feature, Danny Johnson Saves the World, Weresquito: Nazi Hunter, Demon with the Atomic Brain, Guns of the Apocalypse, Queen of the Snakes.

The Monster of Phantom Lake, It Came from Another World, Cave Women on Mars, Terror from Beneath the Earth, Destination Outer Space, Attack of the Moon Zombies. 

The films of Fred Wilder: Zombees, Vampire Flesh a Poem, and The Ginger Bear.

Stay safe friends.

Also some nonsense about Gamera and spoilers for a 500 year old fairy tale called The Green Knight.

And now we're back! From outer space!

The Brides of Blood, The Mad Doctor of Blood Island, and Beast of Blood.

MOAR CHRISTMAS

CHRISTMAS!

PIRANHA!

Raw Force 1982
Three intrepid martial artists (Geoff Binney, John Dresden, John Locke) plan to relieve some stress and enjoy a jaunty vacation by joining a lovely singles cruise to the islands located by the South China Sea. Unwittingly, the crew aboard this luxurious liner manned by a loquacious skipper (Cameron Mitchell) and his strident, pessimistic wisecracking "partner," Hazel Buck (Hope Holiday) is lured into an oblivious locale known as the "Warriors Island." What's even worse, this seemingly taciturn location is inhabited by a sect of hungry monks who crave the flesh of the living virgins. As well, the Warriors Island contains the burial ground of many of history's most violent and notorious martial artists who have been condemned for their dearth of honor. To escalate the quandary even further, these avaricious monks, never satiated with enough fresh and blood, plan to use their black magic to raise the living dead and create an army of indomitable killing machines...

Besides encountering piranhas and zombies and maniacal, cannibalistic monks, Mitchell's crew must contend with yet another antagonist, Dr. Speer (Ralph Lombardi), who speaks with a very horrendous (and probably fabricated) German accent. The three main martial artists have only their wits (as always) and their athletic prowess against a multitude of flesh eating zombie martial arts experts. The distressed characters must escape this island before their nightmarish scenarios end with...just their deserts...

Gang Wars aka Devil's Express 1976
A no-nonsense African-American cop, Warhawk Tanzania, who also happens to be a martial arts master, tries to put an end to a brutal gang war that's raging in the streets of New York. Eventually, he also discovers that they aren't his only problem, since an actual demon has been accidentally released by a maintenance worker and is now attacking and killing people in the subway tunnels.

Dinosaurs and digression.

Digressions ho! Also maybe more Super Robot Red Baron stuff.

It's the 4th of July. IN JAPAAAAAAAN!

The Mayor strikes again...

Monster babies. They're not the most common monster, but they do get around. We've encountered them before on this very show with the Basket Case series. The It's Alive movies explored the topic of monster babies up until the point where it had monster babies reproducing on their own monster baby island. That's probably enough monster baby action to last you for the rest of your life.

Al and Brantley make fun of movies they haven't seen based only on their weird IMDB descriptions. This weeks movies include Velocipastor, Devil on the Mountain, Field Freak, and Eyes of Fire

Jacinto Molina Álvarez holds the record for starring in the most werrewolf movies, even surpassing Lon Chaney Jr. We dig into his filmography, including maybe some movies he just straight made up.

Jacinto Molina Álvarez holds the record for starring in the most werrewolf movies, even surpassing Lon Chaney Jr. We dig into his filmography, including maybe some movies he just straight made up.

It's alligators all the way down.

You know the drill people. We make fun of movies we haven't seen. This week, movies with fish people (mostly).

City Beneath the Sea. It's the most drab movie title you could come up with for the idea of an underwater urban area, and YET we as a civilization have somehow pumped out FOUR movies with this uttlery inane title. We haven't seen any of them, but we sure do talk about their descriptions.

It's a bevy of fish-men movies on this week's Too Weird Didn't Watch!

From The Rock to someone apparently called "Big Country" Nelson. (We assume Mr. Nelson isn't from Liechtenstein. 

Al and Brantley make fun of movies (and sometimes shows!) that they haven't seen based on nothing but their weird descriptions. Today Brantley continues his habit of digging up obscure TV properties based on the classic Universal Monsters with Monster Squad. Yes, this is different than Drak Pack AND Monster Force.

Sorry late. Albert sick. Edit slow.