From my favourite scene in the 1952 film "Singing in the Rain",
"Moses supposes his toeses are roses, But Moses supposes erroneously. Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses As Moses supposes his toeses to be."
A tongue twister limerick this time.
"There was a fisherman named Fisher , who fished for some fish in a fissure. 'Til a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in, Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher."
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
Once again, a no-mistake tongue twister. This probably won't last.
Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said, “This butter’s bitter! But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better!” So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better, so ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.