Arkansas the Final
Final Episode of Twisted
April 4, 2018
Unique New York
You know New York.
 You need New York.
 You know you need unique New York.
April 1, 2018
Rose the Gnome
No nose knows a rose like Rose the gnome's nose knows Rose’s rows of rose.
March 31, 2018
Pheasant Plucker
Friday is Admiral Ackbar "It's a Trap" Day! I am not a pheasant plucker, 
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
 but I'll be plucking pheasants
 When the pheasant plucker's done.
March 30, 2018
Fly and flea
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
 said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
 'let us fly' said the flea
 'let us flee!’ said the fly
 so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
March 29, 2018
"Many a mini anemone mimes an enemy mini anemone."
March 28, 2018
The Wish
"I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish."
March 27, 2018
Susie Seaworth
Susie Seaworth's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
March 26, 2018
Moses' Roses
From my favourite scene in the 1952 film "Singing in the Rain", "Moses supposes his toeses are roses, 
But Moses supposes erroneously.
 Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses
 As Moses supposes his toeses to be."
March 25, 2018
11 and Tutu
Short and sweet today. "One-one was a race horse. Tutu was one too. One-one won one race. Tutu won one too."
March 24, 2018
Fisher the fisherman
A tongue twister limerick this time. "There was a fisherman named Fisher
, who fished for some fish in a fissure. 
'Til a fish with a grin,
 pulled the fisherman in, Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher."
March 23, 2018
Denise sees...
"Denise sees the fleece. Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze, and feed and freeze the fleas." Finally, I stumbled! That'll probably happen again.
March 22, 2018
Would Chuck?
A classic. "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." Once again, a no-mistake tongue twister. This probably won't last.
March 21, 2018
Betty Botter
Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said, “This butter’s bitter! But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better!” So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better, so ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
March 21, 2018
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