twisted
By Andy Berdan
Podcast by @andyberdan (twitter)
Podcast image by David Boyle. See him on IG at @davids_doodles
twistedMar 31, 2018
Blake’s Black Bike
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7 Sleazy Shysters
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The Watcher, the Catcher and the Pitcher
"Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls."
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May the Third: Thirty Acre Thermal Thicket of Thorns
May the Third - “Something in a 30 acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the 3D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the 13,000 thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the 30 year old thug thought of that morning.”
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Mary Mac
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
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Unique New York
You need New York.
You know you need unique New York.
Rose the Gnome
Pheasant Plucker
I am not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
but I'll be plucking pheasants
When the pheasant plucker's done.
Fly and flea
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
'let us flee!’ said the fly
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Anemone
The Wish
Susie Seaworth
Moses' Roses
"Moses supposes his toeses are roses, But Moses supposes erroneously. Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses As Moses supposes his toeses to be."
11 and Tutu
"One-one was a race horse. Tutu was one too. One-one won one race. Tutu won one too."
Fisher the fisherman
"There was a fisherman named Fisher , who fished for some fish in a fissure. 'Til a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in, Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher."
Denise sees...
Finally, I stumbled! That'll probably happen again.
Would Chuck?
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
Once again, a no-mistake tongue twister. This probably won't last.