The Two Carrots Podcast
By Lew & KDB
The Two Carrots PodcastOct 14, 2023
22 - I want a bigger one
We're BACK after a little summer break and we're spending some time catching up on all the hot topics from the last few months.
We talk DIY, favourite video games of the summer, CM Punk, WWE being bought, consolidation of media, the state of football with VAR and Saudi Arabia, plus get ready for some serious toxic nostalgia in collector's corner. Enjoy!
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21 - Carrot Boy Summer
We're back after a little spring break. We catch up, lament hay fever, and there's the usual life and lessons chat with Ask Three plus some toxic nostalgia in collector's corner. Subscribe to the patreon for a special EXTENDED version of this episode with over 20 minutes extra carrots!
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20 - Dory is slightly unhinged
Lew now sees in HD and we get a few things off our chest with some pet peeves. The rants continue in Ask 3 before turning into a big music love-in, and as always we round things off with Collectors Corner, saying goodbye to the DS eShop, and yes, another item from a galaxy far far away. Enjoy!
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19 - Carrot New Year
We're back for a belated 'new year' episode! Both of us have been taken out of action in Jan and Feb but we're here now to catch-up, talk glasses, tooth removal, long movies, terrible radio music, and of course tackle three big questions in Ask 3, and bring the toxic nostalgia in Collector's Corner. Enjoy!
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18 - Christmas Special 2022
It's the most wonderful time of the year!... We catch up with festive cheer and a few drinks, some gaming talk, a christmas themed Ask 3, plus christmas movie talk (Love Actually is awful isn't it?) and more.
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17 - Human Rights aside
We are back for the weird bit of time between Halloween and Christmas. We 'tackle' the World Cup controversy, talk about the video doorbell revolution, and ask THREE big questions. Collector's Corner too!
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16 - Halloween Special II feat Rob Kirkup (How Haunted Podcast)
A HUGE bumper edition of the podcast in our second ever Halloween special. After talking a bit about halloween plans, and some Resident Evil 4 remake, we are joined by a guest for a special interview section with Rob Kirkup - paranormal author, podcaster, ghost hunter and fellow gamer. Plus we round off the episode with a Halloween themed ASK THREE, and visit Collector's Corner. It's our biggest episode ever and we hope you enjoy it!
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Find more of Rob's work at:
https://how-haunted.com/
https://www.sega-mania.com/
and @howhauntedpod on Twitter.
15 - Poisoned in Prague
The new season continues as we try (and fail!) to introduce some structure to the podcast, tease what's coming soon, and get into all the usual chat. We talk latest gaming escapades, job interviews, Ronaldo vs Haaland, Ask THREE big life questions, and Lew continues a Star Wars trend in Collector's Corner. Enjoy!
We are now on Twitter! Come and follow us for extra stuff at @TwoCarrotsPod
14 - Leaky & The Rat (Season 2 Premiere!)
Lew and KDB are back to reconnect and get back into the swing of things for Two Carrots. Lots of catching up, life events, Ask 3, and collector's corner. The new season is underway!
13 - Triple Threat (Wrestle Special with Psy)
We're back with a WRESTLING SPECIAL for Wrestlemania week! Lew and KDB are joined by a guest for the first time ever with fellow grapple fan Psy, and we discuss our journeys as fans of the weird and wonderful world of pro-wrestling, talk about the good and bad, pick some great moments, and more! Plus we have a catch up on gaming (anyone hear of Elden Ring?) and try to convince YOU, the uninitiated on why you should maybe give wrestling a try?
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12 - Up The Duff
Lew and KDB reminisce on 18th Birthdays, hospital visits, and good advice. Plus there's talk of games, planes, and a BIG opening in collectors corner!
11 - I've got a slightly smaller one
The Two Carrots are back for the first episode of 2022 - Happy belated new year, listeners. Lew and KDB catch up on life, gaming, the state of team building in football, and delve into each other's minds with three big questions as per usual. Collectors Corner tops us off with some more toxic nostalgia and Pops vs Tubbz chat. Enjoy!
10 - Christmas Carrots Special
It's the most wonderful time of the year (unless you don't care for Christmas...which is fine). Lew and KDB reminisce on Christmas growing up, best ever presents, snacks, songs and more in this bumper festive themed episode. Plus we talk gaming, and collectors corner!
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09 - One to play with, one to look at
After a small break, we are back to catch up on all things gaming, the new Resident Evil movie, some rants about football, and of course, three more hugely philosophical and curious questions as we look deep into each other's soul. Plus Collector's Corner, and a taster of what's to come. Please enjoy!
08 - Halloween Special!
Lew and KDB celebrate the spookiest time of the year with a special bumper episode taking Ask 3 to the next level with Ask 666!...We talk Halloween, horror movies, scary moments, paranormal experiences and more! Note: KDB had a minor microphone issue, so please excuse the slightly lower quality audio...imagine it's a scary halloween effect or something?
Lew's 25 hour charity stream takes place Saturday 30th October from 10am (UK time). Stop by and say hello on twitch at:
https://www.twitch.tv/phelpsatron
and you can donate to the cause here: https://gameheroes.macmillan.org.uk/fundraising/phelpsatron
Enjoy the spooky special, and have a great Halloween everyone!
07 - Tone deaf moron
After a slight break due to life, we are back to answer three questions in our quest for knowledge about each other. The questions bring a revelation nobody could have predicted, so strap in! We also recap some recent gaming, football, wrestling and the usual, plus more retro highlights in collector's corner!
Handy running order:
00:00-18:30 - Catch up / Gaming Talk
18:30-36:30 - Football
36:30-47:25 - Wrestling chat
47:25-1:22:34 - Ask Three
1:22:34 - Collector's Corner and wrap-up
06 - What's an encyclopedia?
In the latest episode we tackle 3 more questions on our journey of continued friendship, plus there's lots to cover with the return of the premier league, a huge weekend in wrestling, and as always some nostalgic hits in collector's corner. We also talk mowing the lawn (virtually), fantasy football, and more. A fun show as always. Enjoy!
Handy running order:
00:00 - Intro & catch up, plus gameplay
16:30 - Premiere League is back & FPL talk
30:15 – CM Punk & Summerslam
44:00 – Ask Three
1:27:10 – Collectors Corner and wrap up
05 - Invert Y Axis?
Should speedrunning a game be an olympic sport? Is KDB about to have a mid-life crisis and change careers? What has Anakin Skywalker been up to? These are just a few of the things Lew and KDB chat about in the latest episode. We of course also have THREE big questions, and this time it's Lew's turn to quiz KDB on life and such. Plus we talk some wrestling news, simulation games, and bring a couple of special items to collectors corner.
04 - C-3PO is not welcome...
Lew is back from holiday to re-unite with KDB in what is the sweatiest episode yet! We talk Scotland, Speedrunning, AEW vs WWE and more. As usual, we have three big questions in our continued journey to discover more about each other, and some special items in collector's corner. Enjoy!
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03 - The Final Straw?
We are officially a trilogy, with no sign of stopping! In this episode it's Lew's turn to hit KDB with 3 big questions. We also talk returning to the cinema, speedrunning, pro-wrestling, make predictions for the Euro winners and highlight some special items in collector's corner. Enjoy!
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Find out Resident Evil 2 speed runs on youtube!
KDB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKBuumZenU&t=2604s
Lew: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGthrmNqA4k&t=214s
02 - Pimp My Podcast
Episode 2 is here which means we're officially a series! Lew and KDB tackle 3 very important life questions, along with some chat about their latest collector pick-ups, the bug of speedrunning, and the latest predictions on Wales and England's upcoming Euro games.
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01 - The Pilot
Lew and Kelsi embark on a journey of discovery in this landmark first episode of a genre defying and groundbreaking new podcast. Can you really know someone you've never met in person? Why do we spend so much money on nostalgia? Why is Kelsi so obsessed with Chris Hemsworth's arms? These are the questions we try to answer. Please enjoy the Pilot episode of The Two Carrots Podcast.
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