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Two Fashion Bitches And A Cranky Old Man

Two Fashion Bitches And A Cranky Old Man

By Emmie, Dara, and Bob

Emmie, Dara, & Bob, (also featuring Geremy) Two fashion b*tches and a cranky old man. Former fashion industry coworkers and highly unlikely friends that live in the same city but inhabit different worlds. Their banter is easy to digest and laugh at. Instagram: @2bxoldman
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Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 14

Two Fashion Bitches And A Cranky Old ManAug 14, 2019

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Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 14

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 14

Episode 14, released on August 14th, Bob’s 56th birthday.
Bob expresses issues with Emmie and the show’s horrible @2bxoldman Instagram. He is also cranky about the lack of no show notes for Ep 13.
The 2BXOM crew has a passionate discussion about the upcoming Bravo Con in NYC.
The Bachelorette season finale gets recapped with runner-up Tyler’s Sexcapades with Hanna and Gigi Hadid. This leads the gang into the Bachelor In Paradise preseason drama at Stagecoach.
Of course the Real Housewives franchises are all discussed with heated opinion.
Below The Deck and a return of The Hills conversation leads to a group singalong. Closing out #14 of this epic journey of crazy friendships.
Aug 14, 201946:22
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 13

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 13

Episode Number Thirteen
Jul 20, 201954:34
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 12

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 12

Geremy decided to grace the group with his presence for the first time in MONTHS!! The gang catches up on Geremy’s two “full time” jobs, Emmie’s life threatening encounter with a dog, Dara’s cute non threatening new dog, and Bob’s record breaking year at work. In other news, everyone is very concerned about Britney and her recent social media activity and that Bradley Cooper also broke up with his baby mama. Even more concerning, is the whispers about possible firings on RHONY... don’t mess with perfection, Bravo. Lu debuted her new single feeling Jovani and bob is introduced to Below Deck Mediterranean for the first time - spoiler alert he’s just as horrified by Mila as the rest of us!
Jun 23, 201939:02
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 11

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 11

The group is back and ready to recap all the *~FaShUn~* from the met gala! In other news, the royal baby has arrived... his name is Archie which makes the gang question if the royals are Riverdale fans. Sophie turner and joe Jonas got married in Vegas in a surprising twist of events. Game of thrones was sponsored by Starbucks this week and the bachelorette is returning and the gang couldn’t be more excited to make fun or Hannah’s guys. Denise Richards let the world know she took her husband to get his first happy ending and Dara discusses a sketchy massage experience of her own. Lots to unpack this week!
May 14, 201938:01
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 10

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 10

After a bit of a hiatus, the gang is back together for episode 10, discussing the drama behind the podcast break (almost break up thanks to a cranky old man!). Next up, the group discusses the most pressing news issues in entertainment, obviously. Should Lori Loughlin go to jail? And a breakdown of the college admissions scandal. Is Britney okay or is she being held against her will? More importantly, rob has never heard a Britney Spears song so Emmie and Dara are forced to educate him on the importance of the pop princess’ music. Cult vibes are coming from Kanye and his weird Sunday service. What kind of church sells $70 T-shirt’s? Arya Stark lost her virginity on GOT and people are concerned. The mid season trailer of RHONY is wild and bob is of course on team countess “Luanna” the love of his life. Lots to unpack this week!
Apr 28, 201933:32
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 9

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 9

It’s a week a death, divorce, deportation, and most importantly, DARKNESS, for the two bitches and cranky old man. Luke perry has died and there are a lot of feelings and emotions. The gang touches on Jussie smollets indictment - but doesn’t want to give too much attention to an offensive hoax. Are jordyn and Kylie friends again? Is this whole thing a set up? The world may never know. Meghan markle loses yet another employee proving what the group has thought for some time. Lots of drama to discuss in the bravosphere from RHONJ to RHOBH - LVP vs. Teddi?! Is Joe getting deported?! Moving on to The bachelor, Colton has FINALLY jumped the fence and cried a lot and Cassie’s AMAZING Dad is the reason why. Lots of darkness in the world unfolding this week!
Mar 12, 201934:46
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 8

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 8

Episode 8 is here and Dara takes the reins this week! The gang gives an oscars recap and discuss the sexual tension between Bradley cooper and lady Gaga. Are they fucking? Spoiler alert: YES! Next up, Jordyn woods and Tristan Thompson have allegedly hooked up and the world is completely SHOOK. Also, What’s going on with Meghan markle and why is she thirsting it up having a baby shower in the states? The fyre fest of the medical industry is touched on as well. Whilst recording, the gang discovers the breaking news that Rob’s favorite lizard woman, Danielle Staub, is engaged for the 21st time - and she’s going to be a duchess! RHONJ reunion and Teresa’s beyond vile behavior is also discussed as well as thoughts on the upcoming 90210 reboot.
Mar 04, 201931:25
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 7

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 7

Another episode in the books and Geremy has chosen to ditch the gang yet again! Emmie, Dara, and bob pick up by continuing their discussion about Fyre Fest and how the fascination with this disaster has grown since the documentaries were released. Emmie gives bob a breakdown of Andy Cohen’s housewife filled baby shower and gets his thoughts. The gang then discusses some of this weeks sillier headlines, like Ariana’s tattoo fail and Kylie Jenner’s Postmates habits. Bob continues to learn more about the real housewives or “lizard women” as he likes to say and gets a taste of a RHONJ blowout in Cabo and the new season of RHONY. Episode 7 is a blast!
Feb 04, 201937:15
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 6

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 6

Emmie, Dara, and Bob pick up discussing their favorite social media platform - Instagram duh! They catch “influencers” photoshopping and contemplate the significance of a photo of a single egg becoming the most liked photo ever, beating out Kylie Jenner. The gang catches up on celebrity marriages and divorces and discusses their excitement to compare and contrast the two competing documentaries outlining the literal hilarious dumpster fire that is fyre fest. Rob also gets another taste of Vanderpump Rules this week and meets Stassi’s mom! Give it a listen you won’t want to miss this one!
Jan 22, 201930:34
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 5

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 5

Returning from their holiday break, Emmie, Dara & Bob, along with Geremy discuss vegan holiday meals, Christmas atheism, and New Year resolutions such as temporary sobriety. The gang also weigh-in on the Kardashian’s holiday, Miley's surprise wedding in her house, and Justin Bieber’s new face tattoo. Bob sees the Bird Box and the gang discusses the viral challenge the film has inspired. Danielle Staub of Housewives of New Jersey also got married and divorced they discuss her mortifying Bride Squad photo shoot. The first episode of 2019 is a winner!
Jan 07, 201930:57
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 4

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 4

Relationships and marriage are the theme of the week with The Dating Game - inside insight and experiences of dating apps for the young and old.
Wedding coverage of Nick and Priyanka's epic union in India and how their relationship has captured the public's imagination.
An update on the Kensington Palace Crazies - Meghan Markle's behavior report card.
Thank U, Next - A discussion about Ariana's new music video.
TV Talk - educating Bob about the Vanderpump Rules.
Episode four will leave you thinking and rethinking about the state of your own relationship.
Dec 09, 201839:37
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 1

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 1

Episode 1 - Emmie, Dara, and Bob along with Geremy (the fourth friend) sit in the Whitehorse Tavern and explain how they came together to be friends. Emmie & Dara proceed to torture Bob with "TV Talk". Geremy butts in and shuts down the episode talking about a fascist soup chef.
Nov 21, 201807:28
Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 2

Two Fashion B*tches And A Cranky Old Man - Episode 2

Episode Two - Emmie, Dara, & Bob along with Geremy discuss celebrity current events, dog food, and dreamt up identities.
Nov 21, 201812:20
Two Fashion B*tches & A Cranky Old Man — Episode 3

Two Fashion B*tches & A Cranky Old Man — Episode 3

New York City — Shoplifting, The Bachelor, and Deciding which Housewife Cranky Old Bob will give a rose to. All framed by the new Emily Duff single, "Mr. Dollar & A Dime" (iTunes - Bandcamp - Goolgle Play). Yeah, Episode three is ridiculous and funny.
Nov 20, 201843:08