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Two to Tango Podcast

Two to Tango Podcast

By Lily + Brando

Unsolicited relationship advice (and more) from a sweet lady and an evil man. Weekly episodes every Thursday.
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Dating Bio Red Flags

Two to Tango PodcastJan 26, 2023

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Dating Bio Red Flags

Dating Bio Red Flags

Have you watched The Last of Us? What are some red flags you see in dating profiles? Would you get on a plane without your partner?

Jan 26, 202358:37
Hot Girl 2023

Hot Girl 2023

How are we trending in the new year? What is an ideal date night for a married couple? AITA returns!

Jan 12, 202358:33
Hello & Goodbye to 2022

Hello & Goodbye to 2022

We haven't recorded an episode in over a year. This is what we've been up to.

Dec 31, 202201:05:34
Spoiler Alert

Spoiler Alert

What did we think of Spider-Man: No Way Home without spoiling it? What did we learn about each other since getting married? Would you let your best friend stay at your place alone with your spouse?

Dec 22, 202137:37
2 Booze 2 Cast in Punta Cana

2 Booze 2 Cast in Punta Cana

We’re drunk in Punta Cana, ‘nuff said.

Nov 18, 202147:60
Diamonds are Forever

Diamonds are Forever

Does it hit different now? What was our favourite part of our wedding day? Is your fiancée worth $10,000?

Oct 28, 202157:47
Just Married

Just Married

We got married!

Oct 23, 202101:09:05
Stay at Home Wife

Stay at Home Wife

What are we looking forward to the most at the wedding? When is being a "stay at home" spouse just called being lazy?

Sep 02, 202143:04
Spicy

Spicy

We're two months away from the big day. Can you forgive a parent for missing your wedding to attend your sibling's wedding? What is our biggest fight?

Aug 12, 202153:11
First Birthday

First Birthday

One year since we recorded our first episode! We have two Am I the Asshole stories for you!

Jul 22, 202101:05:37
Season Finale

Season Finale

Brando was a bit mad but we got through a story about a girl who lost her fiance to her sister.

Jul 15, 202133:03
Second Shot

Second Shot

What do you celebrate about on Canada Day? What would you do if your partner bought you a house without your knowledge?

Jun 24, 202132:15
Bummer

Bummer

In our long-awaited return, we discuss the tragedies out in Kamloops, BC and London, ON before trying to swing the mood back with a story about changing diapers.

Jun 10, 202101:05:47
Bad Dress

Bad Dress

What would be the cause for our breakup? How have the Leafs been through four playoff games? How do you tell your partner you don't like their wedding dress?

May 27, 202159:30
Go Leafs

Go Leafs

Some great news about the Leafs heading into the playoffs. A woman gives birth on the 407. When is it too late to back out of a wedding?

May 20, 202151:05
First Shot

First Shot

Would you be in an open relationship? Is love a feeling or a choice? Would you make your partner choose between yourself and their best friend?

May 13, 202159:21
Safety

Safety

We booked our appointments to get our first vaccine shots! Do you agree with NHL verdict on Tom Wilson? Do you care if your partner wears a ring on their ring finger before engagement?

May 06, 202147:07
8/10

8/10

How many people named "Josh" do you know? What is the kindest thing you've seen your partner ever do? What would you do if you heard you partner giving you a rating out of 10?

Apr 29, 202152:21
George Floyd

George Floyd

What were the three charges that Derek Chauvin was found guilty for? Why is money a hot button topic?

Apr 22, 202101:09:39
COVID Fatigue

COVID Fatigue

Brando farted on Lily's foot - a huge fight ensues. Are you ready to go back to the office? Would you sell your wife's homemade food without her knowledge?

Apr 15, 202149:51
Shitty Night

Shitty Night

Is it cheating if your partner sleeps in a bed with somebody else? Would you rather lose your most cherished memory or know that you've already had your happiest moment in life? Is it fair to prove a point about your dietary restrictions?

Apr 01, 202133:22
Dumb Smile

Dumb Smile

What has your partner taught you? Should your rich friend pay for stuff? Should you be required to smile formally for formal pictures?

Mar 25, 202101:07:24
Proposal Advice

Proposal Advice

What are some cheap date ideas? What proposal advice would you give? Do ex-partners deserve closure?

Mar 18, 202101:01:21
Buckingham Palace

Buckingham Palace

What compliments do you wish you receive more of from your partner? What's the deal with the Windsors? How do you invalidate a dying man's will?

Mar 11, 202101:17:37
Off Game

Off Game

What does our podcast sound like when we aren't motivated to record?

Mar 04, 202149:21
Birthday Cake

Birthday Cake

What was your first kiss like? How is Quarantine 2.0 going? What would you do if your partner ate your birthday cake?

Feb 25, 202144:59
Poo Poo Bunghole

Poo Poo Bunghole

Would you rather always be on top or bottom? What do you think about the racism against Asian-Americans and Asian-Canadians? Why hate being given a bidet as a gift?

Feb 18, 202151:44
Cuck or Be Cucked

Cuck or Be Cucked

Would you rather cheat or watch your partner sleep with somebody else? How do you celebrate Lunar New Year? Will you pay for your child's wedding if you hate their partner?

Feb 12, 202143:38
Valentime's Day

Valentime's Day

Would you forgive your partner for cheating? How do you celebrate February 14? What professional benefits do married men get at work?

Feb 04, 202155:10
Gamestonk

Gamestonk

How many kids do we want to have? What is going on with GameStop? Does sex count as a birthday present?

Jan 28, 202101:05:16
Mamma Mia

Mamma Mia

What is your biggest dating regret? How is dating like in quarantine? Is it unnatural to marry your step-sibling?

Jan 21, 202101:11:19
Chinese Food

Chinese Food

How do we resolve arguments? Why do white terrorists get preferential treatment? Would you uninvited your sibling from your wedding if they disrespect your fiancé?

Jan 14, 202101:08:14
New Year, Same Sh!t

New Year, Same Sh!t

Who is going to win the World Juniors? What are your New Year's Resolutions? What do you do when you don't get along with your partner's friends' partners?

Jan 07, 202101:07:10
Death to 2020

Death to 2020

What were your moments of personal growth this year? What were your positive moments from this year? How much do you care for the gender of your child?

Dec 31, 202001:11:14
Married for Money

Married for Money

What are your unpopular opinions? Who is allowed to be called "Doctor?" What needs to happen to change your mind about marriage?

Dec 17, 202001:11:58
Spiderpunk 2077

Spiderpunk 2077

What are your favourite winter activities? Will we see all three Peter Parkers in the next Spider-Man movie? What would make you return a Christmas gift you intended to give out?

Dec 10, 202001:00:09
Cheap Ass Fiancé

Cheap Ass Fiancé

What are good gifts to give your partner? Who should be playing certain acting roles? Where do you draw the line between savvy negotiator and annoying cheapskate?

Dec 03, 202001:00:58
Boozecast

Boozecast

I completely forgot what we were talking about. Something about dicks. NSFW. Please enjoy.

Nov 28, 202052:55
Boycott Chappelle's Show

Boycott Chappelle's Show

What even is an Oxford comma? Would you sell yourself to be successful? What dietary restrictions justify changing a wedding caterer?

Nov 26, 202001:01:00
Good Conflicts

Good Conflicts

What Hogwarts House do we belong in? What are "Good Conflicts?" Would you choose your best friend over your sister?

Nov 19, 202001:10:12
GREAT SUCCESS

GREAT SUCCESS

Which celebrity would you be friends with? What effect did Borat have on the election? Would you trade places with your stay-at-home partner? 

Nov 12, 202001:08:06
Post-Election Night Results Eve

Post-Election Night Results Eve

When did we know that we loved each other? When do we know the results of this election? What is a good enough reason to be engaged with urgency?

Nov 05, 202059:34
Cookbooks

Cookbooks

What is something you haven't done with your partner? Why did the Leafs play so bad during February? How do you deal with your partner's terrible cooking?

Oct 29, 202001:02:10
Loaded Questions

Loaded Questions

Is your partner your ideal type? What kind of screening questions do you ask on a date? How do you deal with your partner's "loaded questions?"

Oct 22, 202001:07:05
Boundaries

Boundaries

Who is your cartoon crush? Why do boundaries need to established? What do you do with your new momma's boy husband?

Oct 15, 202001:09:41
Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

What food reminds you of your partner? When will we have kids? Is it okay to date your stepsibling?

Oct 08, 202001:01:38
Significant Other Landlord

Significant Other Landlord

What would happen if we switched bodies? How racist is Canada? Would you pay rent to your significant other?

Oct 01, 202001:05:16
Origin Story

Origin Story

Will Breonna Taylor ever get justice? How did we meet? Why would anybody destroy an engagement ring?

Sep 24, 202001:04:42
Love Languages

Love Languages

Who wears the pants in our relationship? What is your love language? Why does everybody want to propose at a wedding?

Sep 17, 202001:02:44
Gender Reveal

Gender Reveal

Which one of us will survive longer in the Hunger Games? Will you throw a gender reveal party for your baby? Would you kick your brother-in-law out of your wedding?

Sep 10, 202056:56