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Two Book Bitches

Two Book Bitches

By Cass & Kat
Two vaguely twenty-something year olds discuss, review, and bitch about books.
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39: The Devil is Hot
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab. Listen as Kat and Cass find a new reason to walk into the woods in the middle of the night. Find out what type of guy the Book Bitches go after and who loves giving pets "people names". Discuss Glee extensively and discover a deep, deep secret the Book Bitches will never tell. Journey from Le Mans to Paris completely on foot and complain the entire way while simultaneously acknowledging your (slightly questionable) love of toxic book men. Finally, grab your red wine and read Merchant of Venice for this unforgettable (see what we did there?) episode. Tune in next time for the final part of The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast Merch: https://www.redbubble.com/people/twobookbitches/shop?asc=u TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7
02:13:08
April 14, 2021
Bonus Episode: Interview with Jack Whitney
Kat & Cass interview author, sword aficionado, writer of badass women, and wonderful human, Jack Whitney in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Jack's debut novel, Dead Moons Rising, writing strong characters, shocking endings, and much more!  Dead Moons Rising debuted on March 13th, 2021 and is the first self published novel in the Honest Scrolls series. If you're looking for a book filled with badass women, dragons, a steamy romance, and an underhanded plot, this is the novel for you. Please go support this novel and Jack by checking out all the links below! "Aydra Ravenspeak has lived peacefully in the kingdom of Magnice her entire life. She rules as Queen over the northeastern realm of Haerland with her loving brother, King Rhafian Sunfire, and her younger siblings. Their kingdom knows only prosperity, sanctuary, and peace. A loving home for all their people. Of course, these are all lies. When Aydra rides out to the Forest of Darkness for the rise of the Dead Moons, she is injured in the enemy king, Draven Greenwood’s, realm. What she learns whilst recovering there shatters the world she knows. She has been engulfed by lies within her own kingdom. Forced to smile and dine at banquet as nothing more than a trophy. Given a title no person ever intended on allowing her to use. But the lies that throw her the most are those she was told about him. Strangers arrive on their shores, and she’ll have to work with Draven to stop them from taking their lands. The secrets of her kingdom and Haerland begin to unravel, and Aydra is soon faced with an impossible decision as the war begins." Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast We got a mailbox: Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7 Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out: Jack's Instagram: @jack.whitney.writer Where to buy Dead Moons Rising: Amazon
57:02
March 31, 2021
38B: Train, Library, S*x, Repeat
Kat & Cass discuss the last part of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas. Listen as Kat and Cass continue their coverage of the book with a sprinkle of plot. Discover what pregnancy related phrase Cass hates and what movie Kat thinks of when the House of Wind is mentioned. Join the Book Bitches as they wonder how a simple blink can convey so much. Find out what the Hunger Games has to do with the Blood Rite and whether or not Kat likes the Solstice gift reveal. Which sub-plot would Cass throw out to make room for more Cassian and Nesta? Click play to find out! Finally, grab your makeup and realize everything during the final episode of A Court of Silver Flames. Tune in next time for the first part of The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7 - Kat's Johnny Appleseed Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_IrdS-zu48 - Choir Song That Makes Cass Cry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_S1mGhyMEM
02:08:01
March 28, 2021
38A: Seed
Kat & Cass discuss the last part of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas. Another split episode coming your way! Listen as Kat and Cass outline Nesta's arduous schedule: train, library, sex, repeat.  Find out who would use a strap-on and what Cass thinks she looks like when she walks out of a pool of water. Discover Kat's fascination with Johnny Appleseed and support the Book Bitches' new endeavour in standardizing the spicy pepper rating. Which Book Bitch prefers a refined gentleman and which prefers a little bit of a caveman? Finally, grab your seedy smoothies and your curious cats for this quarter cup size episode. Tune in to the next instalment, 38B, to finish off the last part of A Court of Silver Flames. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7 - Kat's Johnny Appleseed Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_IrdS-zu48 - Choir Song That Makes Cass Cry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_S1mGhyMEM
01:53:34
March 27, 2021
37B: Enormous
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas. Continue on with the fun as Kat and Cass realize how much they have in common with Nesta's delicious fantasies. Wonder if you like men or if you like the idea of men as they are written by women. Find out what problems the Book Bitches have with virginity and magnets. Reopen the investigation into "considerable length" and debate how big General Cassian really is. Discover if Kat and Cass are pro-Elain or anti-Elain and what they would have called the Dread Trove. Finally, do your squats, stretch your hamstrings, and stay stubborn for this multiverse episode. Tune in next time for the last part of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7
01:28:30
March 15, 2021
37A: Fitness King
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas. This highly anticipated episode was so long they had to split it in two! Listen as Kat and Cass drool over attractive Disney dads and pray that their calls get sent straight to voicemail. Welcome the return of "apex of her thighs" and find out which body parts did and did not make the cut. Giggle over making eggs saltier with tears and find out more weird things the Book Bitches find hot. Rejoice for the Azriel fans finally getting some crumbs and discover where in the world the Book Bitches took off their shoes. Finally, grab your black lights and try to pronounce Kosechi during this muscle filled episode. Tune in to the next instalment, 37B, to finish off the first part of A Court of Silver Flames.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7
01:30:06
March 15, 2021
36: Sadwatch
Kat & Cass discuss the final part of Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo. Listen as Kat and Cass lament the zombie apocalypse and figure out whether they could withstand torture to keep a secret (spoiler, they're folding like lawn chairs). Compare Inej to the Wallendas and find out who parts the sea and who's coo-coo for coco puffs. Discover how high you should set the bar for your man and learn more of Cass' irrational fears. Go over baby name lists and find out which name Kat vetoed. Finally, grab your looking glasses and ring your coffin bells as we put an end to an era. Tune in next time for the first part of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7
02:10:47
March 8, 2021
35: Literary Libra x Two Book B*tches
Kat & Cass chat with coven leader, film maker, writer, honorary Canadian, and wholesome human Samantha, also known as Literary Libra on TikTok. Join them as they chat about BookTok, the impending apocalypse, writing, dragons, romance, and so much more! Check out all the links below so that you can show Samantha all the love. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast We got a mailbox: Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7 Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out: Sam's Instagram: @samanthaferrand Heartbreaker Films Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYU6ouuVYgLuEUqykYNsL0A/featured Literary Libra TikTok: @literarylibra
01:48:48
February 22, 2021
34: Auto-Podography; The Q&A Episode
Kat & Cass answer all your questions - personal, podcast, bookish and more! Learn all about how the Book Bitches met, how they started the podcast, what they would eat for their last meal, what their most unpopular book opinion is, and more! Tune in next time for an interview with a very wonderful book TIkTok-er.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: Webtoon mentioned: Lore Olympus by Rachel Smythe  We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7
02:09:03
February 16, 2021
33: They Need Parents
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo. Listen as Kat and Cass get a little long winded and take a visit to Sidebar City. Learn all about economics from two women who are profoundly qualified to teach it to you. Discover the worst word in the English language and find out who Cass pictured as Cornelius Smeet. Debate the best way to annoy kidnappers and who shot to maim, not kill. Enjoy a surprise appearance from Taylor Swift and the cast of Hamilton. Finally, expose your ankles and stock up on weevil for this very late episode. Tune in next time for the Q+A episode.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. If you would like to contribute to our Q+A episode, submit your questions here: https://forms.gle/JLieRSBD2ZAQzNSh8 Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7
01:58:48
February 9, 2021
Bonus Episode: Interview with Kelly Anne Blount and Lynn Rush
Kat & Cass interview co-authors, athletes, sports fans, and wonderful women, Kelly Anne Blount and Lynn Rush, in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Kelly and Lynn's novel, In The Penalty Box, meet-cutes, writing multiple POVs, women in sports, the mechanics of co-authoring a book, and much more! In The Penalty Box debuted on January 5th, 2021 and is available for purchase! If you are looking for a book filled with romance, heart, and winter magic, this is the novel for you. Please go support this novel by checking out all the links below! "Willow: Figure skating was supposed to be my whole world. But one unlucky injury and now I’m down...but I’m definitely not out. I just need to rehab—a boatload of rehab—and who’d have thought I could do it on the boys’ hockey team? Of course, the infuriatingly hot captain of the team seems to think I’m nothing but sequins and twirls. What’s a girl to do but put him in his place? Game on. Brodie: Hockey is my whole world. I’ve worked my tail off getting my team in a position to win the championships—hopefully in front of major college scouts, too—so what’s a guy to do when a figure skater ends up as our new goalie? Of course, the distractingly sexy skater thinks I’m nothing but a testosterone-laced competitive streak. And surely she’s only biding her time to heal, then she’s gone. Game over." Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast We got a mailbox: Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7 Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out: Lynn's Instagram: @lynnrushwrites Lynn's Twitter: @lynnrushwrites Lynn's Website: www.lynnrush.com Kelly's Instagram: @kellyanneblount Kelly's Twitter: @kellyanneblount Kelly's Website: www.kellyanneblount.com Where to buy In The Penalty Box: Amazon Kobo Barnes & Noble
51:41
February 3, 2021
32: S*xual Hand Hold
Kat & Cass discuss the final part of Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo. Listen as Kat and Cass decide best plague practices and whether or not rope climbing in gym class is ethical. Ponder the physical demands of scaling a burning incinerator and how a sixteen year old girl is constantly putting her life on the line. Learn about colourful Canadian money and about Kat's love for scratch and sniff stickers. Discover who "Kiwi" is and which plot twists were surprising and which you could see from a mile away. Finally, grab your kruge and your tanks in this Ice Court busting episode. Tune in next time for the first part of Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. If you would like to enter our A Court of Silver Flames Pre-Order Giveaway, please fill out this form: https://forms.gle/aW81A8yzjRzjLZoR8 Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7
01:36:07
January 20, 2021
31: Connect the Dots
Kat & Cass discuss part one of Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo. Listen as Kat and Cass talk about the infamous Joost and praise Leigh Bardugo for picking an excellent prison name. Learn about Cass' search history and Kat's confusion over sea shanties and woodchucks. Discover the magical place that is Spirit Halloween as Kat and Cass remind you why masquerades are never a good idea. Speculate about who Matthias reminds you of and remember to never take TicTacs from strangers. Finally, throw out your pennies and grab your ladders for this connection filled episode. Tune in next time for the final part of Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. If you would like to enter our A Court of Silver Flames Pre-Order Giveaway, please fill out this form: https://forms.gle/aW81A8yzjRzjLZoR8 Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7
01:46:11
January 18, 2021
Bonus Episode: Interview with Tiffanie DeBartolo
Kat & Cass interview author, indie record label CEO, charity founder, and all around wonderful person, Tiffanie DeBartolo, in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Tiffanie's novel, Sorrow, the healing power of art, writing authentic characters through a feminist lens, the California Redwoods, serendipitous writing moments, and much more! Sorrow debuted on October 20th, 2020 and is available for purchase! If you are looking for a book filled with heart, healing, and art, this is the novel for you. Please go support this magical, poignant story by checking out all the links below!  "Joe Harper has backpedalled throughout his life. A once-promising guitar prodigy, he's been living without direction since abandoning his musical dreams. now into this thirties, having retreated from every opportunity he's had to level up, he has lost his family, his best friend, and his own self-respect. But Joe's finds an unlikely path to redemption when he starts working as a carpenter for the bohemian conceptual artist October Danko. The job returns him to his hometown, loaded with bittersweet reminders of his former life, in the shadows of his beloved redwood trees. As Joe's relationship with October develops, he yearns to take a daring step toward a bold future, but struggles to escape the craven decisions of his past. Sorrow is a stunning, moving novel that explores masculinity and suspended adolescence, all the while begging the questions: Can courage be learned? And is it ever too late to follow your heart?" Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast We got a mailbox: Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7 Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out: Tiffanie's Instagram: @tiffaniedebartolo Tiffanie's Twitter: @tiffanied Tiffanie's Website: www.tiffaniedebartolo.com Tiffanie's Record Label: www.brightantenna.com Bright Antenna's Twitter: @brightantenna Tiffanie's Foundation: www.shinemaker.org Shine Maker Instagram: @shinemakerfoundation Where to buy Sorrow:  Tiffanie's Linktree
32:20
January 14, 2021
30: Suboptimal
Kat & Cass discuss We Were Liars by E. Lockhart. Listen to Kat and Cass debate the finer details of committing crime and why kids have absolutely no chill. Find out Cass' feelings about Trader Joe's and who Kat kept picturing as Cadence. Discover what it takes to be "private island rich" and why the patriarchy is the root cause of all problems. Delight in a world filled with silver spoons and ivory statues. Finally, grab your caviar and your lobster tails for this wealthy and tragic episode. Tune in next time for the start of a new series: Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7
01:44:25
January 4, 2021
29: Political B*ner
Kat & Cass discuss Red, White, and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. Listen to Kat and Cass proclaim this book delightful, delicious, and damn charming. Cry with Cass again as Kat wonders who the real Hufflepuff is. Be confused over the concept of a turkey pardon and discover the insane world of political fanfiction. Find out how Henry is a prince in the streets and a freak in the sheets, and whether or not Alex considers the royal dungeons a good time. Finally, knock over a wedding cake and get ready to get low in this absolutely royal episode. Tune in next time for the continuation of "A Very Contemporary Christmas" with our last book: We Were Liars by E. Lockhart. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out: We got a mailbox! Two Book Bitches 678G Sheppard Avenue East Unit #401 North York, Ontario M2K 1B7
02:07:02
December 28, 2020
28: Take a Second
Kat & Cass discuss Clap When You Land by Elizabeth Acevedo. Listen to Kat and Cass gush over Elizabeth Acevedo and the beauty that is this novel. Cry with Cass as she barely makes it through the last 20 minutes of this episode without dissolving into a puddle of tears. Enjoy a short, happy moment as Kat describes the plot of Barbie in The Nutcracker. Discover why Kat and Cass were never allowed to go to sleepovers and whose mother would swim across an ocean to yell at her. Finally, grab your tissues and get ready for a tear-jerker of an episode. Tune in next time for the continuation of "A Very Contemporary Christmas" with our second book: Red, White, and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it Out:  Elizabeth Acevedo reading Clap When You Land: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVJwjvWkX74
01:50:00
December 17, 2020
Bonus Episode: Interview with A.K. Wilder
Kat & Cass interview author, astrologer, and and magical person, A.K. Wilder, in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Kim's new YA novel, Crown of Bones, tips for aspiring authors, the fantasy writing process, and much more! Crown of Bones debuts on January 5th, 2021 and is available for pre-order! Please go support this amazing high-fantasy novel full of intrigue, heart, and finding your own path #raiseyourphantom. Check out the links below for more Crown of Bones goodies! "Raise. Your. Phantom. For fans of epic fantasies and sweeping adventures, this ensemble cast will immerse you in a world of unique magic, breathtaking action and unforgettable characters. In a world on the brink of the next Great Dying, no amount of training can prepare us for what is to come. A young heir will raise the most powerful phantom in all of Baiseen. A dangerous High Savant will do anything to control the realms. A mysterious and deadly Mar race will steal children into the sea. And a handsome guide with far too many secrets will make me fall in love. My name is Ash. A lowly scribe meant to observe and record. And yet I think I’m destined to change us all." Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out: Kim's Instagram: @a.k.wilder Kim's Twitter: @akwilder Kim's Website: www.akwilder.com What Phantom Do You Raise Quiz: http://akwilder.com/what-class-of-phantom-do-you-raise/ Map of Amassia: http://akwilder.com/map-of-amassia/ The Siren: http://akwilder.com/portfolio-item/the-siren/ Kim's Daily Divination: https://akwilder.us12.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=5f5a374ba6d490bab4b46b9af&id=cef2ecf984 How the Earth Will Look in 250 Million Years: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hos7w8xrcEs Major Bookstore Pre-Order: Indigo Barnes & Noble Entangled Publishing 
01:02:00
December 10, 2020
27: For Legal Reasons...
Kat & Cass discuss Teen Killers Club by Lily Sparks. Listen to Kat and Cass ask potentially illegal questions that, for the purposes of this podcast, are definitely a joke. Learn that even teen killers like arts and crafts and how passing a tampon is an act of sheer stealth. Discover the complicated rules of obstacle courses and whether or not Kat and Cass survived the infamous "beep test" (hint: no). Finally, grab your bleach and learn how to get away with murder in this killer episode. Tune in next time for the continuation of "A Very Contemporary Christmas" with our second book: Clap When You Land by Elizabeth Acevedo. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Upcoming Interviews: A.K. Wilder, author of "Crown of Bones"
02:09:58
December 9, 2020
26: A Rock and A Hard Place
Kat & Cass discuss the final part of the second book in the Blood and Ash Series: A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass detail the inappropriate sexcapades of Poppy and Casteel. Discover a dick tingling secret and why Casteel is a caveman. Enjoy a sexy Poppy sandwich and find out exactly what she has on her mind. Finally, bask in the post-coital glow and just say "lice". Tune in next time for the start of "A Very Contemporary Christmas" with our first book: Teen Killers Club by Lily Sparks.  P.S., Jennifer, if you're reading this, we love you and please come on our podcast. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Upcoming Interviews: A.K. Wilder, author of "Crown of Bones"
02:08:50
December 2, 2020
25: Honeydew On Our Mind
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of the second book in the Blood and Ash Series: A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Join Kat and Cass as they welcome the return of the butter knife and discuss who signed their death certificate very early on. Listen to Poppy the Virgo play 20 questions and discover the faucet people. Find out why Kat and Cass find everything weird and suspicious. Finally, make it sexual, simp for Poppy, and don't get smote during this info-dump episode. Tune in next time for the last part of A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout. P.S., Jennifer, if you're reading this, we love you and please come on our podcast. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Upcoming Interviews: Lily Sparks, author of "Teen Killers Club" A.K. Wilder, author of "Crown of Bones"
01:53:26
November 27, 2020
Bonus Episode: Interview with Diana Pinguicha
Kat & Cass interview author, artist, and all around wonderful human being, Diana Pinguicha, in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Diana's debut novel, A Curse of Roses, video games, the adorable cat sushi, and much more!  A Curse of Roses debuts on December 1st, 2020 and is available for pre-order! Please go support this amazing #ownvoices retelling of a Portuguese legend.  "With just one touch, bread turns into roses. With just one bite, cheese turns into lilies. There's a famine plaguing the land, and Princess Yzabel is wasting food simply by trying to eat. Before she can even swallow, her magic-her curse-has turned her meal into a bouquet. She's on the verge of starving, which only reminds her that the people of Portugal have been enduring the same pain for years. If only it were possible to reverse her magic. Then she could turn flowers into food. Fatyan, a beautiful Enchanted Moura, is the only one who can help. But she is trapped by magical binds. She can teach Yzabel how to control her curse - if Yzabel sets her free with a kiss. As the King of Portugal's betrothed, Yzabel would be committing treason, but what good is a king if his country has starved to death? With just one kiss, Fatyan is set free. And with just one kiss, Yzabel is yearning for more. She'd sought out Fatyan to help her save the people. Now, loving her could mean Yzabel's destruction." Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Upcoming Interviews: Lily Sparks, author of "Teen Killers Club" A.K. Wilder, author of "Crown of Bones" Check it out: Diana's Instagram: @pinguicha Diana's Twitter: @pinguicha Diana's Website: www.pinguicha.wordpress.com Major Bookstore Pre-Order:  Indigo Barnes & Noble Entangled Publishing 
01:06:22
November 23, 2020
24: Fruit Juices
Kat & Cass discuss the last part of the first book in the From Blood and Ash Series: From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass debate the merits of peaches, watermelon, and honeydew. Find out what wildly inappropriate scene may cause Poppy to need a chiropractor. Decide if Kat and Cass do, in fact, need therapy and learn about which body part needs to be perfectly pH balanced. Finally, climb up on that horse and get ready for Cas' steel. Tune in next time for the first part of A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L. Armentrout. P.S., Jennifer, if you're reading this, we love you and please come on our podcast.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Upcoming Interviews:  Lily Sparks, author of "Teen Killers Club" Diana Pinguicha, author of "A Curse of Roses" A.K. Wilder, author of "Crown of Bones" Check it out: Instagram: @bxromance TikTok-er: @grafixa2
01:55:38
November 16, 2020
23: Big D*ck Energy
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of the first book in the From Blood and Ash Series: From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss Hawke's other sword and whether he is "the rock" or "the hard place" that Poppy is stuck between. Discover why Kat would never want to be the maiden and why Cass loves brooding men. Find out which endearment rivals "sweetheart" and "darling" and why "panty" is such an awful word. Finally, get ready to be de-maidened because this episode is truly an experience. Tune in next time for the spicy second part of From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out: Instagram: @talia.nobel Instagram: @dominiquewesson
01:43:37
November 9, 2020
22: A Very Harry Potter Halloween
Kat & Cass discuss the iconic Harry Potter series written by Daniel Radcliffe. Listen as Kat and Cass proclaim their shameless love for all things Dramione. Discover which Harry Potter hill Kat will die on and what new fact she learns about Cass. Differentiate Book Ginny from Movie Ginny as Kat and Cass read passionate listener submissions condemning Movie Ginny for constantly tying Harry's shoes. Finally, cast those patronus charms, fill those plot holes, and get ready for an absolutely magical episode. Tune in next time for our highly anticipated episode on From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out:  Isolation by Bexchan: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6291747/1/Isolation Daniel Radcliffe JKR Statement: https://www.thetrevorproject.org/2020/06/08/daniel-radcliffe-responds-to-j-k-rowlings-tweets-on-gender-identity/ Werewolf Draco: http://www.dracomalfoyisawerewolf.com/ TikTok-er: @kylosquash Quidditch Team: @appquidditch 
01:39:40
October 31, 2020
21: Emotionally Constipated
Kat & Cass discuss the last half of the second book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Blood & Honey by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass explain the merits of having women run the world, because they always have plans A through Z. Find out who is off their rocker and who needs to attend marriage counselling with Devereaux as the therapist. Discover why you should never attend a masquerade ball and what classic YA line gives Cass butterflies. Don't let your zero magical experience discourage you (Reid sure didn't) and strap in for an episode coated in fleshy juices! Tune in next time for our special episode "A Very Harry Potter Halloween".  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Hey Book Bitches! Click on the Google Form link to submit your comments, questions, controversies and more for our "Very Harry Potter Halloween" Special Episode: https://forms.gle/4tv7nkzuDSVB7i8o8  Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Instagram: @twobookbitchespodcast Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/twobookbitchespodcast  TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
01:58:06
October 28, 2020
20: Horror Hair Stories
Kat & Cass discuss the first half of the second book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Blood & Honey by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass argue over the meaning of "next Saturday" and wonder why they don't know any good French swear words. Cringe as Kat details horrible hair experiences and find out why she has an intense aversion to bangs. Join Kat and Cass as they rant about Luna from Sailor Moon and whether or not they would want to be a Dame Blanche or a Dame Rouge. Hold on to your extensions and light your matches because this episode is about to be explosive. Tune in next week for the final part of Blood & Honey. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Hey Book Bitches! Click on the Google Form link to submit your comments, questions, controversies and more for our "Very Harry Potter Halloween" Special Episode: https://forms.gle/4tv7nkzuDSVB7i8o8  Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
01:57:25
October 20, 2020
19: Cute Copper Dagger
Kat & Cass discuss the last half of the first book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss who is afraid of heights and what special item is on their Christmas wish list. Brace yourself for the return of the "roof dilemma" and discover the pitfalls of having sex outside in the middle of winter. Ponder the possibility of red-head scarcity in Belterra and find out how 2 + 2 does, in fact, = witch. Finally, put away your mommy and daddy issues and join the large groups of women ready to get shit done. Tune in next week for part one of  Blood & Honey. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Hey Book Bitches! Click on the Google Form link to submit your comments, questions, controversies and more for our "Very Harry Potter Halloween" Special Episode: https://forms.gle/4tv7nkzuDSVB7i8o8  Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
01:45:15
October 13, 2020
18: Witchy Sh*t
Kat & Cass discuss the first half of the first book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss Brendan Fraser, Jeremy Renner, and how God could possibly be a woman. Discover who is a vanilla boy and uncover a shocking connection between Reid and The Shining. Join the wicked and manipulative women as they embark on a journey filled with old porn and abysmal French pronunciation. Finally, prepare to be scandalized, shocked, and appalled during this episode. Tune in next week for the second half of Serpent & Dove.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Hey Book Bitches! Click on the Google Form link to submit your comments, questions, controversies and more for our "Very Harry Potter Halloween" Special Episode: https://forms.gle/4tv7nkzuDSVB7i8o8  Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out:  We're on Buzzfeed (internal screaming): https://www.buzzfeed.com/kirbybeaton/podcasts-every-type-book-lover 
01:31:32
October 5, 2020
17: Soft Boy
Kat & Cass discuss the final book in The Folk of the Air Trilogy: The Queen of Nothing by Holly Black. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss how faerie children are the product of bad parenting and no love. Uncover big misunderstandings and ruminate over Cardan's middle name which could very well be "Tail". Discover Jude's big power move and how when there's a murder, it's always the spouse. Finally, grab your raw meat and bottled wine because everything is going to be just fine! Tune in next week for the first book in the Serpent & Dove Series: Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
01:56:25
September 28, 2020
16: S-Word
Kat & Cass discuss the second book in The Folk of the Air Trilogy: The Wicked King by Holly Black. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss the finer details of whiskey dick and whether Cardan is a grow-er or a show-er. Discover the 'Twins Charter of Rights' and who is always nervous and confused. Find out what Cass' conspiracy theory is and how Kat was rendered speechless by the (totally possible) idea of fresh-water sharks. Finally, grab your stuffed animals and keep them away from fireplaces. Tune in next week for the final book of The Folk of the Air Trilogy: The Queen of Nothing. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
02:00:14
September 21, 2020
15: Red Flag
Kat & Cass discuss the first book in The Folk of the Air Trilogy: The Cruel Prince by Holly Black. Listen to Kat and Cass struggle to pronounce virtually every name in this book. Discuss the finer details of Cardan's tail and discover the mental gymnastics that Cass performed to understand the political plot. Find out what Kat and Cass would hate to leave behind if they were taken away to Faerieland. Finally, grab your salt and get ready to be serenaded. Tune in next week for the second book of The Folk of the Air Trilogy: The Wicked King. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Website: www.twobookbitches.com Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out:  A lovely listener, Kay, sent us some Crescent City Fanfic; enjoy! (18+) https://archiveofourown.org/works/25912318 https://archiveofourown.org/works/23211871 https://archiveofourown.org/works/23569438 https://archiveofourown.org/works/23863192 https://archiveofourown.org/works/23362225 https://archiveofourown.org/works/23167408
01:53:15
September 10, 2020
14: We're Crying
Kat & Cass discuss the final part of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas. Listen to Kat and Cass barely get through recording this episode without bursting into tears. Find out why everyone is so confused and who ends up dead, dead versus just regular dead. Join Kat and Cass as they delve into the mysteries of Atlantis and El Dorado. Finally, grab your tissues and vacuum cleaners, because this episode is a sad one. Tune in next week for the first book of The Folk of the Air Trilogy by Holly Black: The Cruel Prince.   Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
01:43:41
September 7, 2020
13: Blue Balls
Kat & Cass discuss the second part of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas. Listen to Kat and Cass simp over Hunt Athalar for an hour and a half. Find out why Kat and Cass hate eggs and gun-carrying wolf shifters. Discover if you're team "sweetheart" or team "darling" in a debate that almost ended eight years of friendship. Finally, stay tuned until the end of the episode to hear a fun fan-cast. Tune in later this week for the final part of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out: Fan Cast mentioned: https://njgentertainment.com/2020/03/29/my-fancast-dreamcast-the-crescent-city-series-by-sarah-j-maas/
01:44:12
September 3, 2020
12: Detective 101
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas. Learn about Greece and Roman antiquities from two women who have no authority to teach you anything. Listen as the Scooby-Doo gang solves a good ole' mystery and what it would feel like to hug a tree trunk. Find out Kat and Cass' deepest fears and discover a brand new sexual tension rating system.  Finally, play laser tag with your two favourite book bitches. Tune in next week for the second part of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out: CC World Guide Reddit Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/SarahJMaas/comments/gb1ui6/crescent_city_world_resourceguide_sorta_spoilers/
02:08:35
August 29, 2020
11: Bella F*cking Swan
Kat & Cass discuss Midnight Sun by Stephenie Meyer. Find out the one difference between Breaking Dawn and Midnight Sun. Discover how no one but Stephenie Meyer could make them buy the same book three separate times. Learn about new words like "unselfish" and "thinkception". Listen to Kat and Cass dissect Edward's questionable outfit choices. Finally, get yourself a guardian vampire. Tune in next week for the first part of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out: TikTok-er mentioned: @ezeekat
01:50:39
August 21, 2020
Bonus Episode: Palate Cleanser
Kat & Cass discuss A Court of Frost and Starlight, a novella by Sarah J. Maas in their first ever bonus episode. Find who Kat and Cass would cast in a movie adaptation of the series. Discover who is hot coffin dust and who is in the band of misfits. Listen as Kat and Cass once again struggle with simple concepts such as musical instruments. Finally, sit down and bang your husband because we're going to The Cabin. Tune in next week for the highly anticipated Midnight Sun by Stephenie Meyer.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out:  TikTok-er mentioned: @karl_kugelmann
01:30:48
August 14, 2020
10: Shortest Death in History
Kat & Cass discuss the second part of the third book in Sarah J. Maas' trilogy: A Court of Wings and Ruin. Listen to Kat and Cass discuss a theory linking a Disney movie to this entire book series. Find out if Cass passes Kat's vibe check. Discover how low the bar is set for Tamlin and whether or not he is a triple agent. Finally, uncover the true name of the Suriel: Chicken Cloakenson. Tune in on Friday for a special bonus episode on: A Court of Frost and Starlight by Sarah J. Maas.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing.  Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
01:58:27
August 13, 2020
9: Night Court or Nothing
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of the third book in Sarah J. Maas' trilogy: A Court of Wings and Ruin. Listen to Kat and Cass discuss their learning styles and how much they miss Rhys. Find out if cauldrons can be fixed by putting them in rice. Frustrations grow over maps, directions, and compasses before daddies Azriel and Cassian save the day. Finally, discover why war-time bl*wjobs should never be a priority.  Tune in next week for Part 2 of: A Court of Wings and Ruin.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Check out our shout outs at the bottom of the description. Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out: F*ck, Marry, Kill Inspiration TikTok: @kaitlin.tracy.books Meagan Alessio Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeaganAlessioVintage Meagan Alessio Website: https://meaganalessio.com/ Meagan Alession Instagram: @meaganalessio @meaganalessiovintage "Which Court Are You?" Quiz: https://www.playbuzz.com/bloomsbury13/which-court-would-you-belong-to
01:46:37
August 5, 2020
8: Considerable Length
Kat & Cass discuss the second part of the second book in Sarah J. Maas' trilogy: A Court of Mist and Fury. Listen to Kat and Cass discuss how soup becomes sexy and how glow stick juice can really rekindle a relationship. Learn the difference between an inch and a centimetre. Find out who was feasted on and the most comfortable roof type to have some fun on. Finally, discover why nude is always best. Tune in next week for Part 1 of: A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J. Maas.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Check out our shout outs at the bottom of the description.  Click on the link below to enter our bookmark giveaway. Contest ends on August 2nd, 2020. Winners will be announced August 5th, 2020. Giveaway Link: https://forms.gle/GavNzL5Wi8HLQRwe6  Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. Check it out:  Shauna's Instagram: @belle.le.trist Shauna's TikTok: @belleletrist Shauna's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/belleletrist Growl TikTok: @thesnikle
01:45:20
July 30, 2020
7: Bundle of Nerves
Kat & Cass discuss the first half of the second book in Sarah J. Maas' trilogy: A Court of Mist and Fury. Listen to Kat & Cass lament the lack of anatomical terminology in YA literature. Discover who has immaculate timing and who has Golden Retriever energy. Find out how one can be both beautiful and creepy at the same time and which pronunciation Kat & Cass agree on. Finally, snack with Kat & Cass on Rhys' Pieces.  Tune in next week for Part 2 of: A Court of Mist and Fury.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing.  Click on the link below to enter our bookmark giveaway. Contest ends on August 2nd, 2020. Winners will be announced August 5th, 2020.  Giveaway Link: https://forms.gle/GavNzL5Wi8HLQRwe6 Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
01:29:28
July 23, 2020
6: You Lost, Baby Girl?
Kat & Cass discuss the first book in Sarah J. Maas' trilogy: A Court of Thorns and Roses. Listen to Kat & Cass disagree on just about every name pronunciation in this book. Discover who Amarantha is and why she is a lucky woman. Find out Kat & Cass' fake names and why you should always have a fake name prepared for emergency situations. Finally, prepare your butterknives and your chickens because we learn how to catch a suriel. Tune in next week for Part 1 of: A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J. Maas. Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitchespodcast Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things.
01:29:07
July 16, 2020
5: Let's Be a Throuple
Kat & Cass discuss the final book in Stephenie Meyer's saga: Breaking Dawn. Listen to Kat & Cass rant about the abysmal 30% statistic as they examine the mechanics of human-vampire sex. Consider how venom is extracted from vampires and ponder the effects of venom on a condom. Find out what vampire powers Kat & Cass would have and how long they think a 100-year-old vampire would last in bed. Tune in next week for the start of a new series: A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing. Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass TikTok: @twobookbitches Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear and talk about raunchy things. 
01:26:49
July 9, 2020
4: Well, I'm a Virgo!
Kat & Cass discuss the third book in Stephenie Meyer's saga: Eclipse. Take a shot every time you hear Kat & Cass say "mhm". Find out the difference between South America and the South of America. Discover why it's so hard to be hot and ponder how a 6'10" man can whittle a tiny wolf. Enjoy an awkward sex talk and find out who's dick Bella would die for. Tune in next Wednesday for the final book in the series: Breaking Dawn.  Thanks for listening! We'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review and subscribing.  Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/117056291-kat-cass Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear. 
01:26:46
July 1, 2020
3: Motorcycles for Dummies
Kat & Cass discuss the next book in Stephenie Meyer's saga: New Moon. Take a shot every time Kat & Cass say "basically" or "anyways". Find out why Bella is such a good scientist and the proper way to react to a paper cut. Discover why Kat's copy of New Moon almost ended up in the garbage. And Stephenie Meyer, if you're listening, email us. Tune in next Wednesday for the next book in the series: Eclipse.  Thank's for listening! We'd love to hear from you and please consider leaving a review! Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter: @2bookbitchespod Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear. 
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June 24, 2020
2: It's Edward F*cking Cullen
Kat & Cass discuss the book that started it all: Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Find out who Kat would cast as Edward and Bella. Listen to Cass and Kat struggle with simple mathematical and geographic concepts. Discover how everything is always Bella's fault and whether or not the Cullens wear contacts. Tune in next time for the next book in this riveting series: New Moon.  Thanks for listening & we'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review! Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Twitter @2bookbitchespod Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead & sometimes we like to swear.
01:11:50
June 17, 2020
1: True Historical & Yay Fiction
Kat & Cass discuss all things book related in this get-to-know-you episode. Find out why Kat won't lend Cass books anymore and discover two new genres you probably didn't know about: True Historical Fiction and Yay Fiction. Tune in next time for their first book review episode on the series that started it all: Twilight.  Thanks for listening & we'd love to hear from you! Please consider leaving a review!  Email: twobookb.tches@gmail.com Disclaimer: Spoiler alert for book series we've read (The Mortal Instruments, ACOTAR, Divergent, Twilight, etc.) & sometimes we like to swear. Questions collected from:  https://paperfury.com/ http://ellieharte.com/ https://thecaffeinatedbookwormlife.wordpress.com/
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June 13, 2020