Two Cool Moms

It’s Episode 67 of Two Cool Moms. Up top, we get into stories about how Joe regularly raids stages at charity events to cause chaos and a discussion about how mind blowing the accessibility of content is. The mommies then reflect on Joe’s mother’s irrational fear of the microwave and Steve’s moms inability to tackle home decor.  The questions pop off and lead the moms to cover what would be their comedic superpowers, what real talents they would want and how to handle regret. 

On Episode 66 of Two Cool Moms, Mommy Steve has one hell of a story about how he ruined the night of a Vanderbilt. Also, Steve realized recently he was of Korean royalty and Joe recalls the time he got to play craps with a full blown Prince.Questions from fans cover all the bases. How do I help my kids make friends? Are the Mommies hiring? The right way to do family time when one of the parents are away from the family for long lengths of time? All the correct answers are given…or close to it.

It's time to slip into something more comfortable with Episode 64 of Two Cool Moms. The moms discuss why they never wear tank top guys and wish they could’ve gotten into ascots.  Then when the questions come in the Moms’ give their favorite Father Day’s gifts and share their thoughts on giving tips to workers (or podcast comedians, link: https://bmc.link/TwoCoolMomsPod ).  The mommies talk about the challenge on how to parent two very different children when it comes to their threshold for risk taking and bravery.  Finally Joe gives a behind the scenes story about when he was a cave monster in the movie.

The moms are here with Episode 63. They discuss Steve’s gullibility, Joe’s life expectancy and how they both got picked on growing up. Then the questions lead the moms to fantasize about a 24 hours spree in Vegas, a recap to debotchery in New Orleans and how kidnapping vans are back in style.  Steve hits a sexual moan tangent and then they discuss what is the best type of tree. Spoiler alert: it's a pam tree.  Joe tells the story of that him and Murray had to throw their own TV premiere party because the cheap ass network wouldn’t do it.  Finally, the mommies get into the cost benefit of the college experience and how they are cheap alumni to their respective universities. 

It's Episode 61 with the Cool Moms. Joe talks about how bad he is at cutting his son’s hair. This makes Steve reminisce about how bad his hair style choices were in high school. Questions come in and the moms discuss being Swifties (fans of Taylor), Ai artwork and how scary it can be especially when used on Disneyland characters, and then tackle the longest, hardest question ever posed to the moms.

Ah yes, it’s Episode 60. We get into it and Mommy Steve talks taping Sullivan & Son in front of a live studio audience. Joe talks about stealing props from Jokers. Then the questions start up a heated debate on who pays the bill when going out. The. Next, they give some parenting advice on how to cope with “mom guilt” by being a present parent. Also, the moms just remind people to shut up and live (respectfully)... just like Joe’s Fat fuck friend Steve. 

Here comes Episode 59, and oh boy buckle up.  Joe reminisces about how his father ran on little to no rest, the same way he does. And Steve admits he can play the recorder like a rockstar, but not smash it like a guitar.  Once the fans check in, fan Owen lets the mommies know they handled a question well and asks for more help. Steve shares about how he was basically an Avenger for a night when he went to a Marvel movie premiere. Joe shares a sweet story about he used to do some light breaking and entering to watch red carpet premiere events in Hollywood. They also share some tips on how to survive long period travel with a partner. 

In Episode 58, Mommy Steve is hangry.  He needs pizza, so they decide to eat and talk. And as they do, all becomes more right in the world.

For Episode 57 the moms took their show live in front of an audience.  Here is the recording from February 6th 2023 at Zanies Comedy Club in Nashville, Tennessee.

As we start our 55th episode, Steve realizes how useless in his marriage he is and if his wife bites it first, he’s gonna have issues. When the conversation turns to the anatomy of a chicken (don’t ask) Joe realizes he has had it all wrong for quite some time.

Then questions come in and the moms give advice for new dads on how not to be sucky, moving with a dog and the importance of not thinking you are in love with a celebrity. Dumb people live in haunted houses, by the way.

It’s time for Episode 54 and the moms try to solve the mystery why do people decide to work for a fast food change in the airport vs. one in your neighborhood?  And then discussion turns to the magnificence of airport dining and what they think their retirement looks like. 

The questions come in asking for best side hustle, how to cast Joe and Steve in a sitcom series and deal with problems with the coach of their team. And they also deal some FANTASTIC advice on how to deal with writer’s block and how to mind your own business when it comes to your sister’s in-laws. And finally a side by side of Joe’s and Steve’s tweets show the disparity on their approach. 

In episode 52, the mommies get into a recap of the time Steve was unaware and inadvertently almost ruined the ending of Joe’s live show because he listened to his friend Johnny Walker. Steve gets into how he loves to improv on a comedy stage and Joe talks about how Jiggy bamboozled Joe into doing his first ever stand up set in Dublin Ireland.

Then the questions come in and the moms advise on how to adjust from going from one child to a second. Soon after, the opinions fly on sex tapes, how to have a cheap date and Steve tells how Joe always acts the fool and cannot stop himself from messing with strangers. It’s just how he lives his life!

Here in episode 51 the moms talk how LEGOs are currently bonkers. Then Joe talks about how Playmobil f’d him hard till 5AM one Christmas. Then the moms discuss massages and the oddity of fish feet massage and the weirdness of mud wraps. A tangent opens a discussion about what is the most famous house that ever appeared on tv or film.

A listener writes in and Joe drops some knowledge on how to deal with the fear of child birth. The guys then answer the question what they liked the best in each other’s TV shows. And a little behind the scenes tidbits from each. And finally answer what their TV show together would be.

Here is Episode 49 and the moms get into talking tunes….Looney Tunes. To show their appreciation to the voice actors of days gone by, they try their hand at talking like cartoons and fail…hard.

The fan questions start off super awkward. The moms have to imagine which scenario is worse to be caught during their “alone time” by their child as an adult or their child when they’re younger. Hannah with 2 H’s needs some help on dealing with the pressures of taking relationships to the physical level. Finally a tough one gets the mommies a bit at odds about if a guy should skip his best friend’s wedding because his ex-wife will be there. DRAMA!!!!

The mommies present episode 48, and get into reminiscing about the fun of local media growing up and even nowadays. Both discover they had an affinity for the old school TV show Twilight Zone. Also the mommies’ daughters have shown a major interest in horror and their sons are easily freaked out. They realize their kids are mimicking them so they need to start paying attention.

Then the questions submitted are great ones, but the answers are admittedly not. A major debate breaks out about what’s the best super power and Joe gets into deep cut powers. And Jiggy chimes in to blow the moms balls off with some stats about the Albatross.

Here we go with episode 45.  The moms get into a conversation about how people are pretty good...until snake oil salesmen ruined it for everybody. And Joe realizes they've been suckered by the therapeutic magnet industry in the early 2000s.  And life is just "bazonkers" sometimes.  And then there are questions, and then some fantastic advice!

Welcome to the first episode of 2023 friends.  And what better way then to have Cool Aunt Murr join the fun.  The moms get into stories of Joe and James' friendship, how they lived together as roommates and their lack of musical talent.  And when Momma Steve starts asking the fan submitted questions, they all give very sound advice ... according to them.

The Mommies are celebrating Christmas together in our 43rd episode. They talk their Christmas traditions growing up, cooking for the holidays, Christmas movies and how dumb their kids are.

And the questions come in from the fans so it’s time to start spreading some cheer. They help with things like how to deal with being around drunken friends while sober and give some crate training tips for puppies. Joe also talks on how being on Jokers has fundamentally provided weird skill sets for him. They also discuss how to avoid road rage, and how bad Steve is with it. Finally, how to deal with death of animals and how to break into the business of show.

Here we go with episode 41 of the podcast where the mommies start with discussing why Joe can’t help himself but to give Steve misinformation, they reminisce about their childhood homes and talk about Steve’s latest hour “The Last Late Night” that has just been released on Amazon Prime.

Then the questions come in and they answer their pet peeves, reveal their childhood crushes, Joe shares the story of how Steve totally messed up Colin Jost’s stand up show, and then give advice on how to face your greatest fear.

Episode 38 with the Moms covers lots of ground. They start talking about the challenges of doing crowd work as a live comic, how they really didn’t have friends in high school, and compare their experiences as high school athletes - Steve the hockey player vs. Joe the Math-lete. Steve also shares why the Vegas Knights have banned Steve from working the stadium’s hand cranked horn. The moms then get into answering fans' questions such as what songs have significance in their life, how to get through tough times if you feel alone, and some of the best pranks they’ve ever heard about.

Here we go with Episode 37 of Two Cool Moms! The mommies talk about odd interactions in bathrooms and Steve’s need to be censored on the pod to just  mess with Joe. The questions inspire a great conversation on what the mommies would do if they swapped bodies for a day. Then they reflect on bad purchases they’ve made, if Joe is ready to date and Steve explains why a con man is not a life for Joe. Finally the mommies give some solid advice on how to be taken seriously when trying to help people you care about.

It is Episode 36 of Two Cool Moms! The mommies talk about their school bus rides as children and what their neighborhood schemes were to scrounge up some scratch. And the questions make the mommies talk stand up comedy shows, weird pictures with strangers, the nostalgia of Atlantic City and Las Vegas and of course Steve is hungry. And Joe answers the question of how the support of his fans has helped him during his recent difficulties.

Here in Episode 35 of Two Cool Moms, we have a nice mashup of conversations that our hosts had back in the day before they were officially the Mommies. Then, Joe does his best to field some questions on his own and if we are being honest does not have his greatest showing.

The Mommies are back in Episode 32 and ready to give sage advice.  But not before discussing the Elvis movie and pontificate on if they could go back in time to see one entertainer perform live, who would they choose. Then once they get into it answering the fans, a question is posed about what was their best day ever...and their answers are not what you may think.

It's Episode 31.  More questions, more answers...town banana.

Steve's busy prepping to film his Amazon Prime comedy special, so the moms couldn't get together.  But never fear!  Joe digs into the archives and pulls up a recording they did as they were test running the podcast from November 2021. 

Their conversations are crazy and silly as they discuss everything from the jams that get them moving, what brands speak to their inner model and the sexiness or lack thereof of certain boy bands from the late 90s. 

Our first guest Aunt, Brian “Q” Quinn, joins in on the fun on the 22nd episode of the podcast. Q talks about his cool mom and how she was effectively used against him in the Impractical Jokers movie.

The questions then come in and Q wastes no time explaining to a fan that writes in asking to be with him that they really don’t want to be with him. They then get into how much more manly Q is than Joe (especially when it comes to changing a tire), share college mishaps and give advice on dating and handling rejection. Q also comes to realize he may have turned into a hippie in his old age since all he longs for is to just relax and chill.

Steve talks about growing up as a comic since he’s been doing it for decades and how he feels about his new hour comedy special he is about to film. Joe and Q reflect on their journey to their “worldwide superstar level” (Steve’s words) their TV show has provided them. And a homemaker asks for help because she hates cooking and the net net advice is just to stop.

Finally, Q explains the ins and outs of the life of a firefighter back when he was a hot aunt, leading the mommies and Q to stories about how Joe’s confidence has saved the day. To end their time together, they recap their epic adventure in London to meet Doorkins Magnificat and Q's heroism to rescue Brooklyn Cat.

To start off our 19th episode, the moms discuss their future crossover podcsat between Joe Rogan and Two Cool Moms. They then take a walk down memory lane and reminisce about how their parents raised them in bowling halls and hockey rinks, also discussing which sports they themselves like to partake in as adults.

When the question starts, they break down the rules of shooting your shot with someone a friend had feelings for prior. Then a listener Brandon comes in hot with his self judgment and a well laid out, solid life plan. Steve gives some solid knowledge on how to deal with life when people are not putting the energy into friendship. And speaking on his own current reality, Joe shares how to deal with life’s lemons and the importance of balancing feelings of regret and moving forward.