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Two Gays Watch Drag Race

Two Gays Watch Drag Race

By Zacary Landolt & Arron Holman
They’re experts on some things...but mostly they’re gay!

Join hosts, Zacary Landolt and Arron Holman, as every episode they laugh, Kiki and just generally act a fool, while discussing RuPaul’s Drag Race, movies, and more!
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Drag Race UK S2 Tea Party: Part Two
In part two of our Drag Race UK Season Two premiere Tea Party, the two gays break down the first episode! They compare notes from Arron's chat with Vinegar Strokes, and Zacary adds in all of his thoughts on this new cast of fabulous Queens.  It all gets discussed: the fashions, the personalities, and all of the speculation about how things will shake out this season. So get into all of this tea, with the Two Gays!
40:15
January 15, 2021
Drag Race UK S2 Tea Party: Part One (With Vinegar Strokes)
Who's ready to sip on some tea while discussing the premiere episode of Rupaul's Drag Race UK Season Two? Well there's a special guest joining the show for today, to do just that, and it's one of the stars of season one of RPDR UK: Vinegar Strokes!  Arron and Vinegar talk about all the Queens, the entrance looks, and their predictions for the season. It was an honor and privilege to have Miss Strokes spill all this tea, on the Two Gays podcast!  So tune in for a gay ole time! 
1:05:14
January 15, 2021
RPDR S13 E2: "Condragulations" (with Mystique Summers)
The Two Gays have a very special episode this week, as they are joined to discuss all the looks, challenges, and drama, with a Queen who knows her way about the werk room, Mystique Summers, from season 2 of Rupaul's Drag Race! They dive into the daytime/nighttime runway show, getting Mystique's input on all of the fashion. Also they get insight into some behind the scenes moments from her time on season 2, and find out her thoughts on coming back for an All Stars season. And then the trio give their thoughts on the musical number, the lip sync, and who their standouts were for the week, as well as who they believe will be in the top next week! There are lots of laughs, opinions, and a couple dashes of tea in this week's episode, so come join the fun! SUPPORT MYSTIQUE: Instagram: @mystiquesummers Twitter: @mystiquesummers Facebook: Mystique Summers CASHAPP, Venmo, Paypal: mystiquesummers  SUPPORT ZACARY: Instagram: @zacarywithnoh Twitter: @zacarywithnoh SUPPORT ARRON: Instagram: @a.whole.human Twitter: @awholehuman www.eye2ipodcast.com SUPPORT THE SHOW! Instagram: @twogayswatch Twitter: @twogayswatch Facebook: /twogayswatch Be sure to leave us a rate/review on Itunes! Tell all your fellow Drag Race mega-fan friends about the show!
1:30:53
January 13, 2021
RPDR S13 E1: "The Pork Chop"
Hello, hello, hello listeners! It's time to dive into another new season of Rupaul's Drag Race, and the two gays, Zacary Landolt and Arron Holman, are so thrilled to watch, and discuss (and kiki, and of course giggle) the whole journey with you!  On this first episode, they'll be discussing the season 13 premiere, entitled: "The Pork Chop". You'll get all of their thoughts about the Queens' entrance looks, personalities, and how well they performed in those controversial lip syncs! They'll tell you what they thought of the format, and what they believe will go down on the second half of this mega premiere!  So start your engines, and lets go for a gay ride together! YAS GOD!
1:01:01
January 6, 2021
11. Two Gays Watch: Happiest Season
Merry Christmas, listeners! It's the end of the Holiday movie calendar, and we've reached this absolute gem, to close out the year! They're talking about the new queer-centric holiday film: Happiest Season! Which was directed by Clea Duvall, and boasts a cast that includes: Kristen Stewart, Dan Levy, Mackenzie Davis, Allison Brie, Mary Holland, Aubrey Plaza, Mary Steenburgen, and Victor Garber! (we know, it's a STACKED cast!) They talk about all of the twists and turns, in this new holiday classic. Including, the complexities of coming out the closet, and being your authentic queer self, while with family during the holidays.  Later in the show, Zacary and Arron, do their best impressions of Dan Levy and Kristen Stewart, in the segment called: "TWO GAYS ACTING!" And for the last time this year, they rate a movie on their notorious "GAY-O-METER"! It's the HAP,HAP,HAPPIEST SEASON of all! So curl up with the two gays, and lets make the yuletide GAYYY! HAPPY HOLIDAYS, FROM THE TWO GAYS!
53:58
December 25, 2020
10. Two Gays Watch: Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square
Howdy ya'll! This week, the two gays Zacary Landolt and Arron Holman, are talking about the new Dolly Parton holiday musical, that dropped on Netflix this season: Christmas on the Square!  They talk about the songs (which were written by Parton, of course), the cast, the WILD plot, and just discuss how festive it made them feel. They giggle about all of the usual stereotypes, and tropes, that you find in a holiday movie. Later in the show, Zacary does his best Josh Segarra impression, in the segment: "TWO GAYS ACTING!". And as always they close things out by letting the listeners know just how GAY they feel this movie is, by ranking it on their trusty "GAY-O-METER"! So grab a cup of cheer, and snuggle up with your two favorite gays! Happy Holidays!
41:23
December 18, 2020
9. Two Gays Watch: The Holiday
Welcome to the second entry in the Holiday movie calendar, which is the 2006 modern romantic comedy, The Holiday!  It stars Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, and Jack Black, and was a box office hit that instantly became a modern Christmas movie classic. It seems fitting to cover a movie about two women who connect from 6000 miles apart, as the two gays, Arron Holman and Zacary Landolt, are on opposite sides of the United States when they record this show.  This movie is a particular favorite of the hosts, and they dive into everything they love about it. They talk about their favorite moments, discuss which woman they feel more like, and which guy they would want to end up it. Also, they go into (maybe) the biggest question of the show, which is, whose house would they rather go vacation in? And as always they get to live the fantasy of acting out some of their favorite scenes, in the segment simply called: "Two Gays Acting!" And they wrap things up with finding out just how gay this movie is, on their highly festive for this time of year, and extremely accurate, GAY-O-METER! Which is the system that rates the film on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the most straight, and 10 being the most GAY! So grab some red wine, and a comfy sweater, and snuggle up for a good one!
48:32
December 11, 2020
8. Two Gays Watch: The Family Stone
Its officially the start of the holiday season, so lets make the yuletide GAY, honey! On this week’s episode, the two gays are watching the modern comedy classic from 2005, The Family Stone! It boasts an all star cast that includes: Diane Keaton, Craig T Nelson, Claire Danes, Rachel McAdams, Sarah Jessica Parker, Dermot Mulroney, and Luke Wilson. Your two gay hosts, Arron Holman, and Zacary Landolt, will dive into a discussion on all their favorite characters, and moments from the gem of a movie. As always, they will perform a couple of their favorite scenes in the segment called simply- “Two Gays ACTING!”. And they will close out the show by rating the movie on their trusted, and holiday festive, “GAY-O-METER”, which rates the film on a scale of a 1 to 10, with 1 being the most straight, and 10 being the most gay! So throw the Strada in the oven, grab some egg nog, and cozy up for a fun, silly time with your two favorite gays! Happy Holidays everybody!
53:09
December 5, 2020
7. Two Gays Watch: Superstar
On this week’s episode, the two gays are watching the movie that’s based off a beloved SNL character: Superstar! Hosts, Arron Holman, and Zacary Landolt, discuss their love for Molly Shannon. A love that goes all the way back to when they were baby gays.  They talk about  their favorite characters, and scenes from the movie, including the ”supermodel documentary hour”, and all the monologues from made for TV movies. Also, Arron gets to live his dream of being Mary Katharine Gallagher, and Zacary does his best old lady impression, in the segment called: TWO GAYS ACTING!  And as always, they close out the show by rating Superstar, with their notorious “GAY-O-METER”! The device that lets the audience know just how gay they think the movie is! So come on all you superstars! Let’s have some fun!
47:48
November 20, 2020
6. Two Gays Watch: Drop Dead Gorgeous
On this week’s episode, the two gays are going on a journey to the fictional town of Mount Rose, Minnesota! This is the setting for the 90s dark comedy, Drop Dead Gorgeous, which is filled with hilarious performances from Kirsten Dunst, Denise Richards, Brittany Murphy, Amy Adams, Allison Janney, and Kristie Alley (yes HER). Arron and Zacary discuss their favorite lines, and characters, as well as try on their best Midwestern accents for the segment: TWO GAYS ACTING!
50:12
November 13, 2020
5. Two Gays Watch: Jawbreaker
This week, the gays are watching a movie that was a pivotal pop culture item, for both of them!  Jawbreaker, is the 90's cult classic thats STACKED with amazing women, including; Rose McGowan, Rebecca Gayheart, Judy Greer, Julie Benz, Pam Grier, and Carol Kane.  This movie has colorful costumes, a killer soundtrack, hot guys, and bitchy teenage girls...So essentially, it's a gay man's dream. Your hosts, Arron and Zacary, talk about their favorite scenes and outfits, and later in the show, they will perform an iconic scene from the movie, in the segment called: Two Gays Acting! And as always, they will wrap things up by measuring the film on the, GAY-O-METER! Where the film gets rated on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the most straight, and 10 being the most gay! So come join the gays, for a sweet treat of a movie!
44:36
November 6, 2020
4. Two Gays Watch: Hereditary
Just in time for Halloween, the two gays, Arron Holman, and Zacary Landolt, watch the horror movie that’s dripping with mommy issues: Hereditary! In this latest episode, they’ll dive into a love fest for actress, Toni Collette, who stars in this modern horror masterpiece. They’ll also discuss their favorite scares, twists, and also the odd creature that is: Charlie. Later in the show, Arron and Zacary perform the infamous dinner monologue that Toni Collette performs to her son, in the film. And of course they rate the film on their trusty “Gay-o-meter”, to see just how gay they believe this movie is. So join the fun for an extra spooky episode of, “Two Gays Watch a Movie”!
43:40
October 30, 2020
3. Two Gays Watch: Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
Ya know those movies that you watched a million times on cable tv as a teen? Well this is one of those, for Arron and Zacary. It had colorful fashions, a dry, sardonic wit, and was led by two fierce, funny blondes! Of course we're talking about, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion! It starred 90s comedy icon, Lisa Kudrow, and Academy award winner- Mira Sorvino, in the titular roles! It features a million quotable lines, future stars (Janeane Garofalo, Alan Cumming), and an iconic dance number, set to Cyndi Lauper's hit, Time After Time. You all know the scene... Join your two gays, as they reminisce on what this movie meant to them as baby gays, discuss all their favorite characters/scenes, and act out some iconic moments in the segment: "TWO GAYS ACTING!" And as always, they will measure the film on their highly scientific, and (probably) accurate, "GAY-0-METER"! Where they rate the film on a scale of 1 to 10! 1, being the most straight, and 10 being the most gay!  So slip into some Madonna prom couture, and join the fun!  "Have a Romy and Michelle day!"
44:23
October 23, 2020
2. Two Gays Watch: The Devil Wears Prada
Alright everyone, GIRD YOUR LOINS! Because on today's episode, Arron and Zacary, will be watching the modern comedy classic, "The Devil Wears Prada". Yes,  that's right! the movie that we have all watched about a million times via cable tv, starring ICON Meryl Streep, scene stealers Emily Blunt and Stanley Tucci, and the ultimate ugly duckling to swan: Anne Hathaway.  They talk about all of their favorite moments, fashion looks, and throw down about whether it was rude or not, that Andy (aka Andrea) was always answering her phone. It all gets discussed, girl! Then later in the show, your two gays will both get to live their Miranda Priestly fantasy, in the segment: "TWO GAYS ACTING!" And of course, they close things out by measuring the movie on their not yet patented: GAY-O-METER! As always, the movie is measured on a scale of 1 to 10. With 1 being the most straight, and 10 being the most GAY. Or to put it in perspective, using references from "The Devil Wears Prada": 1, is a lumpy blue sweater, and 10, would be THE Chanel boots! So show up with some piping hot Starbucks coffee, and join these two fashionable gays! That's all...
52:40
October 16, 2020
1. Two Gays Watch: Clueless
Welcome to the premiere episode of, “Two Gays Watch a Movie”! Follow Queens Arron Holman, and Zacary Landolt, as every episode they celebrate/discuss/Kiki/quote a different fab film with each other.  For the first episode they are watching the 1995 comedy classic, Clueless! It was a film that in some ways sums up all of mid 90s pop culture. And there’s so much to unpack about this movie! The fashions, the quotes, the characters, the bitches, and all the behind the scenes trivia that you can stand, MAMA!  Also, every episode Arron and Zacary will have two recurring segments, the first, called “TWO GAYS ACTING!”, where they’ll bring you some real thespian skill darling!  And the second, where they take all the components of the film and pack them into their very scientific, and very legit, GAY-O-METER! Where they will analyze just how gay the film is, on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being the most hetero, and 10 being the most gay. Or to put it into terms related to Clueless, 1 is Josh’s flannel shirts, and 10 is Cher’s iconic Calvin Klein mini.  So come join the fun, with Arron and Zacary! I mean do you want to be left in the dark?  AS IF!
53:00
October 9, 2020