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Two Hot TakesSep 02, 2021
Siblings.. You Can't Pick Em'
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Matt (older brother) and Justin! Morgan had to take advantage of visiting family in Minnesota, and so this special episode was filmed with her older brother Matt. They dive in on some odd stories relating to siblings... and they go a little off the deep end.
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Tough Love or Bad Parenting?
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Amy! Morgan had to take advantage of visiting family in Minnesota, and so this special episode was filmed with her SIL Amy.
Stories are related to parenting topics including postpartum depression, childbirth, and overall parenting... (good, bad, & tough love).
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Unhinged..
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Justin and Lauren. This is exactly what Lauren wanted.. the wild stories.
THIS ONE GETS EMOTIONAL.. so excuse the raw edit and more of an inside look into our heart to heart true hard conversations. All reddit stories again on this one.. Lets just let them speak for themselves...
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Wholesome.. Or Our Definition of it
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Justin and Jerry (DAD)! They're mixing it up with some wholesome content.. or at least our definition of it.
All reddit stories.. A mom steps her nose into her son's marriage, a women fell in love with one of her clients, a women made a stink of herself in front of her boyfriend and his family, an individual's rescue cat has a love for the big green guy, a women's husband talks about her with his buddies, a man discusses the best thing a dollar has gotten him, and another has a kiddo that knew just what he needed.
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Put Em' in Rice...
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Justin and Jerry (DAD)! They're talking about stories where these peoples way of thinking is a bit broken or 'off'.
First up are the light stories! A girl's boyfriend has been taking pictures of her dad, a guy finds out its not normal to have a poop knife, a girl has been peeing on her boyfriend, an individual has a mishap with his girlfriends toy, and a woman leaves her husband in the bathroom at a restaurant after he refuses to come out.
And then for the dark stories... a woman threw away pictures of her husbands deceased wife and its just coming to light because her stepdaughter wants pictures of her mom, a woman wore a white dress to her blind cousins wedding, and a guy invites his girlfriend on an expensive vacation and expects her to cover her entire share when he makes way more.
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Moms and MILs.. We Just Scratched the Surface
TW: child loss (last story w/warning prior)
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Alejandra! They're tackling toxic MILs and moms. This one has been highly requested.. and we feel like we just began to touch on this complex and dynamic relationship...
First up are listener write-ins! So so many of you had insane stories to share and we tried to rapid fire a few. Bonus stories are over on our Patreon!
And then for the Reddit stories (starts at minute 18)... A woman caught her MIL trying to breastfeed her baby, a husband wants his mom to be in the delivery room, a mother suggest to her DIL that she leaves her son, a husband tells his wife his MIL can't move in with them, and last a mom suffers a loss so great due to her MIL's neglect...
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Petty Problems.. They're Like Icebergs
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! These two dive in on petty problems.. and how there’s often times a lot of other issues hidden underneath.
First up are listener write-ins about a woman whose friend spiked her punch and another whose roomies boyfriend left her a bag of urine after a weekend trip.
And then for the Reddit stories.. one woman wants to buy a horse with some extra student loan money, a man whose wife threw away his toy dinosaur, a woman whose boyfriend left her at the hospital to watch a football game, a woman whose boyfriend deleted all her gaming characters and threw her computer away, a woman who can’t decide what to get her boyfriend for his birthday after he got her nothing, an individual who pretended to be Christian, and a woman who shut a movie off on her boyfriend…
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Dating & Relationships w/ Michaela Okland
TW: suicide
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by Michaela Okland, the gal behind She Rates Dogs and She Rates Dogs: The Podcast!! This episode dives in to stories relating to relationships and dating.. some more light hearted and buggy than others. Stories include some listener write ins about a woman whose boyfriend is comparing her to his ex and a woman whose boyfriends brother may have a crush on her... On to the Reddit Stories.. which include a woman whose boyfriend showed his mom their sex painting, another woman whose bae is eating ants, a woman whose husband is getting in character by being a beetle and hiding under their couch, a woman whose fiancé got mad she wouldn't share her food, and a guy who threw away his girlfriend’s dead best friends shirt...
Michaela also blesses us with some quality She Rates Dogs material. Be sure to check out her podcast for more!!
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Today They F'ed Up
TW: animal abuse!
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host, Josh! Josh is a bestie from Minnesota, and together they take on stories about people who messed up big and small. Stories include an individual who told a person they sucked for releasing goldfish in the ocean, a woman who flashed a teenager at target, an individual who showed their sleep paralysis visitor to family, a person who may have gone too far with a pickup line, a guy who wanted a discount when his kid pooped in the pool, a guy who didn't unpair his moms earphones, a woman who needs a new dentist, a guy who wouldn't get his drunk girlfriend fast food, a woman who evacuated a courtroom with gas, and a man who ate some edibles prior to dinner with the in-laws. WOW they got through a lot of stories on this ep!!
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LGBTQ+, Inclusivity, & Body Issues.. Period.
TW: Anti-LGBTQ+, fat shaming, & body issues.
Two Hot Takes episode like never before! Morgan, is joined by not one, not two, but four guest co-hosts, Justin and Alejandra, and special guests Morgxn and Obediah! These diverse crew talks about stories related to LGBTQ+, inclusivity, and body issues.
Stories are all intermixed this week with listener write-ins and Reddit throughout. This episode starts with Morgxn. The trio take on listener write-ins from two woman who want to speak on their experiences being Bi and a story from a listener who worked for the UN. Reddit stories include an individual is questioning his wedding guest list, a man who came out very late and his family is upset, an individual who may have been too honest with advice they gave family, and a woman who told a young family member she was gay.
After this the episode transitions to Obediah! This trio goes in on a story about a mom who saw her saw holding hands and kissing a boy, and then on to the body issues stories. These include stories about a woman whose fiancé is unhappy with her post-partum body, a woman whose fiancé is fat shaming women online but she’s fat, couples who are dealing with issues relating to photoshopping, and a girl who complains to her friends about being gross
Resources
https://www.glaad.org/resourcelist
https://www.cdc.gov/lgbthealth/youth-resources.htm
https://toledocenter.com/low-body-esteem/fat-shaming-low-body-esteem-body-positivity/
Where Do We Go From Here?!
TW: SA
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts, Justin and Lauren! This little trio take on stories that don't have any relation or common theme but all leave you feeling 'wtf' or 'where do we go from here....'. They start with a listener write-in about a woman whose boyfriend has been saving her friends pictures for his personal time.. And then for the Reddit stories! Stories include a neighbor who is leaving medical waste in a shared hallway, a man whose trying to give his ex-wife money but his GF is irate, a woman whose fiancé wants her to complete a family practice that she's not on board with, and a woman whose hubby cheated with her son of all people.
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All In A Day’s Work..
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Basic Hygiene.. It's Not So Basic
TW: poop, bad hygiene habits.
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host, Justin! They go in on stories related to basic hygiene or some individuals lack of it… Stories include a guy whose dad used his Manscaped ball buzzer on his face, a girl who is sharing a razor with her family, a woman whose husband doesn’t use toilet paper, a man whose girlfriend is possibly using his socks to wipe, an individual whose mom poops in their shower, a guy who’s getting in trouble for manscaping in the shower, a woman whose repulsed by her husband and his hygiene habits, another woman whose boyfriend has bad below the belt hygiene and keeps skid-marking her bed, and a guy who wants to approach his girlfriend about her shaving habits but doesn’t know how.
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Age Gaps.. They're Not So Black And White
TW: potential grooming!
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host, Lauren! We're tackling age gaps and stories related to them. This is always a super debatable topic on social media platforms so we figured we'd give our takes on some stories! Stories include a woman who says her 19-year age gap with her husband is ruining her life, a father who is seeking help about a sketchy relationship his daughter is in, a woman whose not agreeing with her older boyfriend about finances, a woman whose family member accused her wife of being a predator because of their age gap, a man who proposed to his older boyfriend and can't get his family on board. And lauren ends with a Reddit story about a man that hooks up with a mom on a vacation and it has some similarities to an affair she knew about in high school! A listener story is included about a woman who questions whether she should feel bad about the child support she receives from an ex.. who she had quite the age gap with.
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With Friends Like These...
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host, Lauren! We're getting in to friends and friendships... love them and supportive social circles, but sometimes they can come with some issues. We start this episode off with some listener write ins! Stories include a woman whose friend’s boyfriend is being very disrespectful, and another woman whose boyfriend’s friend is getting married and she doesn’t know if she should go to the wedding…
On to the Reddit stories.. Stories include a guy who helped his friend in a time of need and his girlfriend is mad, a woman who was doing her friend a favor and got a fine in the process, a guy whose (girl) friend crossed some boundaries and got changed in front of him, an individual who is getting push back for not attending their friends home birth, a woman whose SIL is trying to hook her friend up with her husband, a woman whose friend sort of hijacked her wedding and photographer, and a woman who has a "house spouse" and her friends are not okay with it.
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Family.. So Much Drama It Requires Two Parts
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Justin and her dad, Jerry! This episode has more crazy stories about families.. They just keep getting better you guys! Stories include one about a woman who changed her baby name for her sister only to have her do something terrible, a woman who wants to have her wedding in ASL but is getting some pushback from her family, a man who refuses to buy his daughter new bedding after it was ruined, a happy story from Justin about a guy who told his family he had to "jizz", a man whose battling with his wife about giving his stepson half of his daughters college fund, and last but not least an individual who wants their daughter to get a divorce... and rightfully so. WOW.. we got through a lot of stories on this one.
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Family.. The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
TW: child death
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Alejandra! This episode is about families.. and how dramatic they can be. Stories include a mother who married her fiancé's father before they could walk down the aisle, a woman whose MIL harassed her at her child's funeral, a woman whose older brother tried to kiss her, and a girl whose best friend was sleeping with her dad!
BE SURE TO CHECK OUR PATREON FOR THE DEEP DIVE! The stories from this theme were so good, and the deep dive that will be dropping on our Patreon is sure to not disappoint. See you there!
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Baby Trapping.. Happens in More Ways Than One
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host and boyfriend, Justin! This episode is all about baby trapping and some of the forms it can occur in. Stories include blind reactions to a girl who confronted her baby daddy's girlfriend for treating her like a surrogate, a woman whose fiancé threw her birth control away and poked holes in their condoms, and a man whose wife stopped her birth control without telling him. Oh but it gets worse... with a woman whose MIL tampered with her birth control, a woman who refused to be the surrogate to her sister and high-school bully, and a woman whose husband was no longer attracted to her after giving birth to their children.
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Animals.. What Did We Do to Deserve Them?
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host, Lauren! Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit animal related dilemas and stories. We love our furry, scaley, and hooved friends but sometimes they bring the drama with them. Stories include a guy who has been feeding earwax to his cat, a man who found his sisters lost dog and wouldn't drive him home, a woman who causes a stir at work when she wouldn't allow an emotional support horse in, a girl who accidentally killed a guys pet spider, and a woman who has a very special support cat. TW: Eating Disorders and graphic content at the end.
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It's The Entitlement For Me...
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host, Lauren! Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit stories about some people who are just a bit entitled... Stories include a women whose friend is mad she wouldn't donate her kidney, a girl whose friend is mad she "was abandoned in a foreign country", a lady whose bestie is mad at her she got pregnant before her wedding, a woman who wants to be buried with the family heirloom ring, a girl whose friends are mad she didn't pay for their expensive meals, and last.. a woman whose friend is mad she won't return a gift (that she didn't even buy).
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Deep Dive: Weddings...
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host, Alejandra on this "Deep Dives" episode. Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit stories about some of the most challenging wedding related dilemmas! This episode gets deep with more personal stories and gets a little off tangent. Stories include a women who step daughter wants to wear her deceased daughters's wedding dress, and a women whose maid of honor wants to hold her newborn baby during the ceremony... We have some thoughts on these ones..
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Weddings.. They're Not For Everyone
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host, Alejandra! Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit stories related to some of the most dramatic, eventful wedding dilemmas! Stories include a mom who questions if she's the AH for going to her daughter's ex's wedding, a woman whose day went unexpectedly and she didn't go to a party that was planned for her, a guy who rescued his brother from his ex fiancé's wedding, and a woman who threw wine on her mom at her brothers wedding.
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Deep Dive: Second Chances...
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host, Lauren on this episode! Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit story about a situation that warrants a decision to give a second chance or not... A girl drank her boyfriends pee.... and well we could relate to it.. a little too well. This deep dive episode gets real with some gross personal stories.
TW: Vomit, bodily fluids, drinking tobacco spit.
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Second Chances.. To Give, or Not to Give?
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by her guest co-host, Lauren. Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit stories about conflicts and if they'd give them a second chance or not! Stories include a woman whose husband rented a $2,000 yacht, a girl whose fiancé has a fart fetish, a woman whose husband didn't get the message it was date night and brought a baby, and a girl whose boyfriend is obsessed with her ex. Things get a bit heated...
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Deep Dive: Cheating or Nah?
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by one of her best friends and guest co-host, Alejandra Nagel on this "Deep Dives" bonus episode. Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit stories about some of the most sketchy potential cheaters and confirmed cheater stories! This episode gets deep with more personal stories shared (it's open season, y'all). Stories include a women who found a moist condom wrapper under her boyfriends bed, a women whose boyfriend is being sketchy and calling her his wife to coworkers, one guy who is getting wrapped up in a love square after his girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend, and a woman who just found her her boyfriend is actually married with kids...
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Cheating or Nah? Hard to Tell With Gaslighting
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by one of her best friends and guest co-host, Alejandra Nagel. Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit stories about some of the most interning potential cheaters and confirmed cheater stories! Stories include a girl whose boyfriend is sharing lube with a friend, a girl whose sister was dating her biological father, and a mother who is tied up in a family war due to one daughter cheating with the other daughter's fiancé.
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Roommates.. Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Pay Rent Without 'Em
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by her guest co-host, Lauren. Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit stories about some of the most challenging roommate situations! Stories include a guy whose mom is stealing his sex toys, a guy who stuck his you know what in peanut butter, a guy whose roommate wants a sex room, another whose roomie is washing period sheets in their kitchen bowl, and last but not least a guy who walked in on his roommates having sex. They may sound tame but drama ensues.
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Clean Up On Aisle Relationship
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by her boyfriend/guest host, Justin Thunstrom of ParkWild. Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit stories about the messiest relationships! Stories include a girl who regrets inviting her best friend into a threesome, another whose husband and friends all peed on her, a woman whose husband has a secret nickname for her, a guy who can't orgasm without pooping, and a girl whose boyfriend wants to drink her period blood. Additional bonus episode with more of Justins takes to follow!
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Some Flags Are Redder Than Others
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan Absher, is joined by guest host, Ji Moon. Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit stories about the reddest of flags! Stories include a man who keeps disappearing into the bathroom with sticks of butter, a boy whose girlfriend likes to treat him as a baby, a women who discovered her husband's secret list of women, and a boy whose girlfriend may be trying to kill him. Additional exclusive takes from Ji can be found on the YouTube channel!
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Give em the D...Divorce
Two Hot Takes host Morgan is joined by guest host Lauren. Episode includes blind reactions to Reddit stories about a girl who has a boyfriend that's jerking off to pictures of her mom and sister, a couple that's going through the worst prank to date, and a women who's already going through a divorce but her husband either has a creepy fetish or is a serial killer.
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Just Break Up Already...
This episode brings you Morgan and Lauren blind reacting to relationship Reddit stories about one couple where the boyfriend poops in the shower, and another where the girlfriend is posting inappropriate captions on instagram. Should they stay together or call it quits? Help us decide!
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