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Two Nerdy Sluts with Ash Leininger and Sarah Elizabeth Aalbers

Two Nerdy Sluts with Ash Leininger and Sarah Elizabeth Aalbers

By TNS
Just two girls trying to make it in this big bad world whilst trying to help ourselves and our listeners grow and bloom into all our greatest potential! Ash and Sarah are here to keep the convos open and flowing as we delve into anything and everything, and just have fun with it! Don't forget to send your story submissions in for a chance to be featured in one of our Minisodes!
New Episodes every Monday and Minisodes on Friday!
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TNS Minisode 6
We're starting a book club! And we want YOU to be our club members! Join in as Ash and Sarah pick our first two books for the month of March and make sure to grab your physical or audio copies to read alongside us! At the end of the month we will discuss our reads and pick next month's! March books: House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J Maas and Dance Upon the Air by Nora Roberts
40:18
March 04, 2022
The One Where We Don't Talk About Bruno
Welcome to another chatty episode! From a brief conversation about Encanto to a discussion on Ash's fertility adventures, this episode will keep you on your toes! Come hang out with your two favourite internet friends and laugh along with our insanity (you can laugh at us too, we'll let you)
01:21:53
February 28, 2022
Harry Potter Is the Worst Character in Harry Potter Prove Me Wrong
In case you were starting to wonder where the "Nerdy" part of our name came from... behold. Hang out with Ash and Sarah as they discuss their undying love of Harry Potter and take every quiz we could fit into an hour. Take the quizzes with us and share your answers! Hope you have as much fun listening as we did recording!
01:13:08
February 21, 2022
Did You Miss Us?
Welcome back to the new and improved TNS! We are so excited to not only be finally bringing you new content after such a long time away, but to be bringing it to you bigger and better! Submissions are still open for minisodes and your favourite ladies are ready to rock and roll with everything you missed during 2021. Sit back and relax as we take you through everything that's happened since we disappeared AND MORE! And remember... Stay Nerdy and Stay Slutty!
01:00:53
January 31, 2022
This Episode Was Supposed to be About Hair... *BONUS*
BONUS CONTENT! WOOHOO!! Join Sarah and Ash as they welcome special guest Savannah to the pod to discuss hair... with very little conversation about hair by the end. We recorded this episode just before hiatus and forgot it never got posted! So here you go and we certainly hope you enjoy!
01:07:39
April 16, 2021
The Bitches Are Back
Wow you guys it has been a minute and we are so sorry but SO glad to be back! Come hang out while Ash and Sarah catch you up on everything that has gone down during our unplanned hiatus, and look forward to a bonus episode this Friday as our way of repenting for our actions! We love you and we are SO excited to be back to bringing you content once again!
01:24:53
April 12, 2021
TNS Minisode 5
This week’s Minisode tackles why you shouldn’t trust a fart, why you should always be careful on rollercoasters, why you should make sure you won’t be interrupted during sex, and why you need to wash ya DAMN hands!! It’s all a learning experience! Join Sarah and Ash for a fun 20 minutes of your stories!
21:04
January 16, 2021
Understanding Sarah Sucks is Self Care
This week Ash and Sarah battle a system that repeatedly tries to end recordings after only a few minutes... while discussing self care! Self care isn’t selfish, let’s talk about how to do it right and put yourself first!
01:29:27
January 14, 2021
TNS Minisode 4
Come join Ash and Sarah for this week’s Minisode where we share your stories with you! This week is a clipped hood and a whole lot of empathetic cringing! Don’t forget to send your stories to be featured on the next mini!
19:13
January 08, 2021
Ring in the New Year
HAPPY 2021!! 2020 kicked most of our asses but we made it through and are ready to take whatever 2021 throws at us! Ash and Sarah are here to welcome you into the new year as well as season 2 of your favourite podcast! Hang out while we help you make some new year’s resolutions and share what we’ve chosen to make of our year with you!
01:16:22
January 05, 2021
TNS Minisode 3
Ash and Sarah are back with another Minisode where we read your stories back to you! This week we have a one pump chump, a forplay rockstar, and a situation that could have used some eye protection... you don’t want to miss it!
20:59
December 18, 2020
Bold Of You to Assume I Have Skin
Ash and Sarah tackle skin care in this week’s episode! What type of skin do you have? How should you take care of it? Did you know you actually have to do things to make your skin healthy? DRINK WATER! It’s all in this week’s episode of TNS!
01:15:53
December 14, 2020
TNS Minisode 2
Welcome to our second ever minisode! Ash and Sarah read you your stories about your weirdest/craziest/downright uncomfortable sex stories! We’ve got a variety of firsts including squirting, this second miniature episode is a blast from start to finish!
21:44
December 11, 2020
Let People Like Things!
Ash and Sarah tackle what it’s like being a woman in male dominated hobbies! From photography to Dungeons and Dragons, we take a look at the gendering of peoples’ pastimes and how ridiculous it really is!
01:04:31
December 07, 2020
TNS Minisode 1
Welcome to our first ever minisode! Ash and Sarah read you your stories about your weirdest/craziest/downright uncomfortable sex stories! From getting slapped in the face without consent to people using the wrong doors, this first miniature episode is a wild ride from start to finish!
16:15
December 04, 2020
Man, I Feel Like a Woman
Ash and Sarah are joined by special guest Cedric to discuss all the daily struggles women face that men don’t necessarily consider! Tune in for an extra long episode of fun and laughter as we realise how different the world can look if you change one small thing about your person!
01:56:31
November 30, 2020
Go With the Flow
Ash and Sarah have special guest Caitlyn on to talk about all the options for period products! What are the pros? What are the cons? What’s best for you? Join us as we deep dive into our monthly blood tsunami!
01:00:44
November 24, 2020
You’re Toxic, I’m Slipping Under
Ash and Sarah five into toxic friendships and how to spot if you’re in one! We also discuss aspects of our own toxic friendships from the past! Come hang out and confirm or deny your worries in current friends!
01:21:36
November 13, 2020
OH, BABY!
Ash and Sarah are back and tackling everything you need to know about birth control! How to pick it, the ups and downs, and, as always, remind you to ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELVES!
01:00:04
September 17, 2020
Lube Me Up, Scotty
To lighten things up from last week, Ash and Sarah get a little slippery with some lube talk! Find out all you’ve ever wanted and needed to know about personal lubricants and how to find the right one for you, on this episode of Two Nerdy Sluts!
57:47
September 10, 2020
Don’t Work Yourself to Death
Ash and Sarah are back and taking things to a more serious level as we discuss Chronic Illness in the workplace. We give you resources to make sure you can be your best advocate and KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
58:40
September 06, 2020
Good Vibrations
Ash and Sarah are back with the most tantalising of topics: Sex Toys! Want to know why diddling your do is actually good for you? Stick around!
59:37
August 25, 2020
Because Boobs
Ash and Sarah are here to help you with your bra issues! Let’s be real... bras are issues in and of themselves. Come hang out and learn how to make sure you’re wearing the right bra FOR YOU! Who doesn’t love titty talk?
59:37
August 17, 2020
Two Nerdy Introductions
TWO NERDY SLUTS IS BACK! We are so excited to be bringing you new content as Sarah and Ash dive into the world of relationships during Coronavirus, the state of our world, and a little bit of getting to know who we are!
53:42
July 15, 2020