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Uncited: An English Lit Podcast

Uncited: An English Lit Podcast

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Uncited is the internet's least reliable English literature podcast. Join former English majors Amy and Chantelle as they revisit the good, the bad, and the spectacularly ridiculous literary works from their undergrad.

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World vs. the Knives vs. the Gunfight (Volume 2)

Uncited: An English Lit PodcastApr 26, 2024

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World vs. the Knives vs. the Gunfight (Volume 2)

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World vs. the Knives vs. the Gunfight (Volume 2)

This week we're talking about Volume 2 of Bryan Lee O'Malley's Scott Pilgrim series, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World! Scott finally makes the right choice, outsmarts Chris Evans on a skateboard, and has a breakdown about his ex.

Apr 26, 202427:01
Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Episode (Volume 1)

Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Episode (Volume 1)

This week we're talking about Bryan Lee O'Malley's Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life (Volume 1 of the series)! We chat about the various adaptations of the series and Scott's single brain cell.

Apr 12, 202437:23
A Christmas Carol with Ebenuzzle Scrooge

A Christmas Carol with Ebenuzzle Scrooge

This week we have Glen and Gertie Nuzzles to talk about A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens! We chat about ghost stories, Christmas in the Victorian era, old timey entertainment, and Muppet oppression. Find Glen and Gertie's podcast, Gestating the Curious Mind, under the Nuzzle House umbrella @HouseNuzzle.

Mar 29, 202401:14:43
Pulling Himself Through Time By His Bootstraps

Pulling Himself Through Time By His Bootstraps

This week we're talking about the 1941 sci fi short story By His Bootstraps by Robert A. Heinlein! Buckle up in the time gate to chat about paradoxes, capitalist propaganda, and Doctor Who.

Mar 15, 202458:39
Special Episode: Blind Date with a Book Changer

Special Episode: Blind Date with a Book Changer

This week we're playing a new game courtesy Amy and ChatGPT! Chantelle is guessing books based on riddles. Will she live up to her English degree or will those book spines crack under the pressure?

Mar 01, 202435:58
Cupid's Arrow of God
Feb 16, 202439:23
And Another Thing Falls Apart

And Another Thing Falls Apart

This week we're talking about Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart, toxic masculinity, the insidiousness of colonialism, and yams.

Feb 02, 202450:12
This Ain't a Consolation Prize

This Ain't a Consolation Prize

This week we're taking a trip down memory lane to the city where it all began! Our chat on Consolation by Michael Redhill delves into memory, stories, history, and a whole lotta red tape. Content warning: suicide.

Jan 19, 202446:20
Sherlocking Lips With Your Holmies (Scandalously)

Sherlocking Lips With Your Holmies (Scandalously)

This week we're talking about Arthur Conan Doyle's A Scandal in Bohemia featuring your boy Sherlock Holmes! We chat feminism with Irene Adler (who is not like other girls) and how heart eyes can make you an unreliable narrator.

Jan 05, 202426:40
What If... Our Magik (z)Act was a Marvel?

What If... Our Magik (z)Act was a Marvel?

This week we talk about Marvel comic What If... Magik Became the Sorcerer Supreme? Illyana Rasputin kicks butt, becomes an apprentice to Dr. Strange, and takes a nice little beach vacation.

Dec 22, 202329:10
Back on our Bullsh**: Original Poetry: Part 3?

Back on our Bullsh**: Original Poetry: Part 3?

We're back with original poems from reddit's r/OCPoetry and our beloved community! Thank you to Beesarecool, Marvellous_Loki, James Russell, Mayura/cenaplec, Peyton, James Teller of the If You Want the Gravy blog, Gertie from Nuzzle House, and Jamie from Timeline Scavengers for letting us share your poems!
Dec 08, 202350:25
Watermelon Episode

Watermelon Episode

This week, we take a serious moment to talk about the genocide in Gaza. For more information, follow these creators:


@ahmedhijazee (Twitter, Instagram, TikTok)

@mahmoudzuaiter (TikTok) or @mahmoudabuzaiter (Instagram)

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@alijadallah66 (Twitter, Instagram)

@byplestia (Twitter, Instagram, TikTok)

@aborjelaa (Instagram, TikTok)

@joegaza93 (Twitter, Instagram)

@mohammedelkurd (Instagram)

@mariam_abdallahhh (Instagram) or @mariamabdallah47 (TikTok)

Nov 24, 202320:22
"It's Not Bunny Ha Ha" -Harvey

"It's Not Bunny Ha Ha" -Harvey

This week we welcome Az (@Cals_Calzones) to talk about Harvey by Mary Chase, a play that explores the love between a man and his invisible 6 foot talking rabbit. We chat mental health, imaginary friends, and ghosts!

Nov 10, 202356:33
A Tell-Tale Heart Decom-Poe-sing Under the Floorboards

A Tell-Tale Heart Decom-Poe-sing Under the Floorboards

This week, Ben and Nate from Words About Books join us to talk about Edgar Allan Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart. We also discuss werewolves, anxiety, and Shakira. Follow wordsaboutbookspodcast on Instagram and Threads!

Oct 27, 202342:36
The Haunting of Chill House Beats to Relax/Study To

The Haunting of Chill House Beats to Relax/Study To

This week we're talking about Shirley Jackson's The Haunting of Hill House with special guest Ethan! We talk spooky ghosts, femme friendships, and "roommates".

Oct 13, 202348:23
A Modest Proposal to Eat Your Young

A Modest Proposal to Eat Your Young

This week we talk about Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal For Preventing the Children of Poor People from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Public, a nice normal essay. Also, unrelated, Hozier's Eat Your Young.

Sep 29, 202330:40
Toit Nups

Toit Nups

Amy is getting married! We're celebrating by reading love poems including Love’s Philosophy by Percy Bysshe Shelley, The Mountain Song by Tophouse, and a surprise sonnet.

Sep 15, 202315:33
Henriadstravaganza Epilogue: Henry VIII

Henriadstravaganza Epilogue: Henry VIII

In this very last episode of Shakespeare's histories, Amy brings us Henry VIII, which has less murder than you would expect and might be a eulogy!

Sep 01, 202333:09
Henriadstravaganza: Richard III

Henriadstravaganza: Richard III

Today we're wrapping up (the main part of) Shakespeare's Henriad with our collective favourite history play, Richard III! We talk villain motivations, royal propaganda, and woman power in Medieval England.

Aug 18, 202301:01:13
Henriadstravaganza: Henry VI Part 3

Henriadstravaganza: Henry VI Part 3

We are finally finished with Shakespeare's Henry VI! Margaret goes nuclear, everyone dies, and our boy Richard III makes an appearance.

Aug 04, 202341:49
Henriadstravaganza: Henry VI Part 2

Henriadstravaganza: Henry VI Part 2

We're back with the second installment of the Henry VI trilogy, AKA Seventeen-Year-Old Gets Messy! Featuring prophecies, witches, murder, and no it's not Macbeth.

Jul 21, 202346:06
Henriadstravaganza: Henry VI Part 1

Henriadstravaganza: Henry VI Part 1

We are back with a healthy dose of Shakespearean history! This week we venture back into France, where things are going awry and the women (gasp) are doing WAR THINGS (GASP)! Featuring a special appearance by Joan of Arc.

Jul 07, 202341:14
Henriadstravaganza: War of the Roses Historlude

Henriadstravaganza: War of the Roses Historlude

This week we take a break from Shakespeare's sparkling wit and charm to enjoy Amy's as she gives us a history background on the War of the Roses.

Jun 23, 202320:20
Henriadstravaganza: Henry V

Henriadstravaganza: Henry V

We are about halfway through Shakespeare's Henriad with Henry V! We mosey on over to France for a fourteen year war that could have been avoided with foresight and a Zoom call.
Jun 09, 202358:29
Henriadstravaganza: Henry IV Part 2

Henriadstravaganza: Henry IV Part 2

We're back with the ending of Henry IV's story! Is this play good? Or could it have been an email? (Nice.)

May 26, 202345:07
Henriadstravaganza: Henry IV Part 1

Henriadstravaganza: Henry IV Part 1

We're still talking about rebellions, royals, and wars in Shakespeare's Henriad! This week, we talk about Henry IV Part 1, where everyone is named Henry and we meet the most aggro character of the Shakespeare canon.

May 12, 202335:42
Henriadstravaganza: Richard II

Henriadstravaganza: Richard II

Years in the making, we're finally covering Shakespeare's Henriad in a new series! We begin with Richard II, who was indeed a Dick 2 everyone.

Apr 28, 202346:38
English Major Gets PRANKED (Gone Right)

English Major Gets PRANKED (Gone Right)

In this episode recorded on April Fools Day (ish), we return to our dear old friend, Reddit OC Poetry... with a twist.

Apr 14, 202333:54
Dorian Gray Jokes Never Get Old

Dorian Gray Jokes Never Get Old

This week we're talking about Oscar Wilde's only novel, The Picture of Dorian Gray! In which everyone is in love with the same person and nobody wins. Content warning for suicide.

Mar 31, 202342:37
What Rhymes with the Ancient Mariner?

What Rhymes with the Ancient Mariner?

This week we talk about Samuel Taylor Coleridge's The Rime of the Ancient Mariner with a bad guy narrator.

Mar 17, 202325:39
You Ask Shalott of Questions

You Ask Shalott of Questions

In this week's episode, we talk about Lord Alfred Tennyson's The Lady of Shalott, plus wall repair and artificial intelligence.

Mar 03, 202330:42
We Recommend #IndianLovePoems

We Recommend #IndianLovePoems

This week we recommend and have a short preview of #IndianLovePoems by Tenille Campbell (edited by Garry Thomas Morse, Signature Editions, 2017)! You can support the author at https://www.tenillecampbell.com/ or follow her at @sweetmoonphoto on Instagram.

Feb 17, 202321:18
The Perks of Being a Wallflower Who is in Therapy

The Perks of Being a Wallflower Who is in Therapy

In our longest episode ever, we're joined by the illustrious James Anderson (@UnabashedJames) to discuss Stephen Chbosky's coming-of-age classic, Perks of Being a Wallflower. Enjoy this book club/therapy session, and please mind the myriad of content warnings.

Feb 03, 202301:19:19
Meet Your Match, Girl

Meet Your Match, Girl

This week we talk about Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Match Girl, then go off the rails about our school year experiences. Wild rides abound. Come along.

Jan 20, 202329:56
What's Your New Year's Restoration?

What's Your New Year's Restoration?

For this first episode of the year, we go in with no plan, and come out with a reasonably cohesive comparative analysis of The Disabled Debauchee and An Unanswerable Apology for the Rich.
Jan 06, 202325:37
The One Where We Get Blitzened

The One Where We Get Blitzened

In this special holiday episode, we try to talk about Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman and things go off the rails real quick.

Dec 23, 202232:34
Where Are You Going, Where HAVE! YOU? BEEN?

Where Are You Going, Where HAVE! YOU? BEEN?

We talk about Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been by Joyce Carol Oates, and it is rough! Content warning for sexual assault, implied murder, and discussion of domestic violence. Other topics covered include winter incidents, wellness apps, and the Satanic Panic.

If you are impacted by domestic violence and need help, here are some resources:

Advice for survivors and shelter map in Canada - https://sheltersafe.ca/

Shelter map in the United States - https://www.domesticshelters.org/

Helpline in the UK - https://www.nationaldahelpline.org.uk/

Advice to support others - https://www.rainn.org/news/how-support-someone-who-experiencing-domestic-violence

You're not alone. Please mind the content warnings and stay safe.

Dec 09, 202239:27
Nothing Really Mathers

Nothing Really Mathers

Hop over from an English class to a history class! We're wrapping up our series on the Salem witch trials with Cotton Mather's primary source text, On Witchcraft.

Nov 25, 202230:43
The Nice and Accurate Biography of Tituba

The Nice and Accurate Biography of Tituba

We're staying with the Salem witch trials and reading Moi, Tituba on the internet's least reliable FRENCH literature podcast this week! Amy maintains her perfect attendance record despite having Covid.

Nov 11, 202227:22
The Crucible Doesn't Leave Us Hanging

The Crucible Doesn't Leave Us Hanging

It's Halloween! And Uncited's second anniversary! And Amy is engaged! To celebrate, we're talking about witches and communism in Arthur Miller's The Crucible.

Oct 28, 202238:10
Can't (er) Bury These Tales

Can't (er) Bury These Tales

We're heading back to Medieval England with Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales! We learn that the Knight and the Wife of Bath have very different routes to get to the same place. Content warning for mentions of sexual assault.

Oct 14, 202253:56
Sandman, Bring Me Another Guest Episode

Sandman, Bring Me Another Guest Episode

Our official Sandman correspondent Zach is back for another special guest episode! This time, we're covering the Netflix adaptation and how it compares to the comics. Content warning for a mention of rape.

Sep 30, 202231:38
Special Episode: An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge

Special Episode: An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge

This week we're reading An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge by Ambrose Bierce for the first time! Thank you to Uncanny Robot Podcast for suggesting the story for this episode. Amy also has hot tips about washing machines.

Sep 16, 202227:54
50th Episode!: Station Eleven

50th Episode!: Station Eleven

Wow, we made it through fifty episodes! And we picked... the saddest book to celebrate. We talk about YOUR best and worst books from school, plus Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel. Content warnings beginning at 17:00: pandemics, death, suicide, murder.

Sep 02, 202248:28
"It's Not Funny Ha Ha" -Chekhov

"It's Not Funny Ha Ha" -Chekhov

This week we chat about Anton Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard, including: what it means to be a comedy, hypocritical characters, and what the heck happened with the gun. 

Aug 19, 202236:39
Hey Now, You're The Name of the Star

Hey Now, You're The Name of the Star

We're back on our YA with Maureen Johnson's The Name of the Star, which one of us has read! Featuring classic Uncited hits like Ghosts are Real, Romance Subplots Don't Matter, and Books With Gratuitous Violence.

Aug 05, 202225:16
Porphyria's L(over it)

Porphyria's L(over it)

We talk about how Porphyria's Lover, a very weird Victorian poem named after a disease that turns your pee purple, is actually a feminist masterpiece. Content warning for domestic abuse and murder.

If you are impacted by domestic violence and need help, here are some resources:

Advice for survivors and shelter map in Canada - https://sheltersafe.ca/

Shelter map in the United States - https://www.domesticshelters.org/

Helpline in the UK - https://www.nationaldahelpline.org.uk/

Advice to support others - https://www.rainn.org/news/how-support-someone-who-experiencing-domestic-violence

You're not alone. Please mind the content warnings and stay safe.


Jul 22, 202236:24
We Built This City of Bones

We Built This City of Bones

Welcome back to YA week! We talk about Cassandra Clare's City of Bones from The Mortal Instruments series. Special mention goes to my brother, Alec.

Jul 08, 202238:41
On Pride Months We Read Equal Rites

On Pride Months We Read Equal Rites

We're back to our ally extraordinaire homeboy, Terry Pratchett! Amy and special guest Sam talk about Equal Rites from the Discworld series.

Jun 24, 202221:52
Romeo and Juliet's Favourite Fruit is Can't-elope

Romeo and Juliet's Favourite Fruit is Can't-elope

This week we're joined by very special guests, Glen and Gertie Nuzzles to talk about Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet! We queer read some characters, judge all the adults, and find out who needs the most therapy. Find Glen and Gertie's podcast, Gestating the Curious Mind, under the Nuzzle House umbrella @HouseNuzzle.

Jun 10, 202248:43