Uncommon Commons

Cyber implants are all the rage, that's why Robot Voice took it upon itself to give John the ultimate upgrade. How's it look?

Today's story is "Get Connekted" by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode:

Vocal Distortion

Surgical Implants

Bad Science

Body Horror.

We're going to see it! What's it? Why it's it, of course.

Today's story is "A Cold Slice of Cherry Pie" written by Alex Vitale

Special thanks to Rebecca "Becks" Tewksbury for providing additional voices.

Content Warnings for this episode

Kidnapping

Crying

Car noises

It's time for a road trip! Where are they going? John knows but isn't telling. Where is Craig going? How long has he been going that way? All these questions and more may or may not be answered in this episode.

Today's story is Inside Outside by George Plank

Content warnings for this episode:

Car sounds

Car Accidents

Uh oh. Looks like Jane's started a restructuring project all on her own. I'm sure she has a good reason to do so.

Meanwhile, we return to Fairview for another slice of life amongst the Mass.

Today's story is Echo Creek Cave by Alex Vitale

Content warnings for this episode:

Violence

Skeletons

Consequences of our actions

Don't do this. Don't do that. Parents just don't understand, but what if they were right? Nah. What are the odds?

Today's story is "Dial Tone" written by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode

• Intense Parental Interactions
• Bad First Dates
• Distorted Audio
• Sudden Noises

Everyone loves Amigollios! They're your best friend until the firey end, but even your best friend can't fight back the raveges of time. Right, Jane?

Today's story is "Water Under the Bridge" by Alex Vitale

Content Warnings

Yelling

Distress

Fire

Existential Crises

Edited Voices

Hey, do you remember Amigolios? They were all the rage back in the day. Well John found one and we're going to play with it for a bit. You want in? Oh yeah there's also a story about a sticker or something.

Today's story is "Stuck on You" by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode:

• Eye Contact
• Sleep Paralysis
• Arson
• Bullying
• Alcohol references
• Car Accidents
• Implied Acid Attacks
• Implied Kidnapping
• Paranoia
• An unfavorable view of the foster care system
• Stickers

What a mess! And Jane had her head eaten, so who has to clean it up? John that's who! But nothing stays as anything for too long in the commons. Unless you're at the same party as Moss. Then they might be stuck that way.

Today's Story is "New Year New Me" by George Plank

Content warnings for this episode.

Mention of Alcohol and Tobacco

It's spooky season, and while Jane is trying their best to decorate, John would rather be playing his new card game.

Today's Story is Hunted Part One by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode:

Animal Violence

Blood

Religious Zealotry

Tarot

Sudden noises

In between episodes, Alex reads a story they wrote for r/nosleep. We'll be back in two weeks with a brand-new episode.

Content Warnings for this episode:

Shapeshifters

Skin beings

Body horror

Animals

Cat school is in session, but for how much longer? Only time will tell.

Today's story is "Saint Grozav" by Alex Vitale

Content Warnings for this episode:

Body Horror

Who said you can't teach an old cat basic history? Not John that's for sure, but Jane doesn't think he's even licensed. To prove he's qualified he reads the End User Agreement on Issatech's newest piece of software, Issac.

Today's Story is "The AI, Issac" by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode

Animal noises

Mechanical noises

Body Horror

AI

Concept of the Self

Sudden noises / alarms

John's got it all figured out, but Jane doesn't quite see it yet. Luckily they have someone to spell it out for them. No not you, Fredrick!

Today's story is "Incarceration" by Alex Vitale

Content Warnings for this episode

Derealization

Ouija Boards

Ghosts

Public Ridicule

What could John possibly be looking for? Beats me, maybe that shadowy figure in the corner knows. He looks friendly enough.

Today's Story is "The Audience Invisible" by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode:

Dead parents

Sleep paralysis

Home Invasion

Paranoia

Domestic disputes

Being watched

How hard is it to follow some simple directions, John! Just make a left turn in the hallway that doesn't end. See? Simple!

Today's story is "Eggshell Mauve" by Alex Vitale

Content Warnings for this episode:

Liminal spaces

Minor Body Horror

Clowns

Gross imagery

Contact Us (our socials)

It’s a beautiful day in the void and everything seems normal until John and Jane learn that the Uncommon Commons is holding auditions for their spring production. 

Today's Stories are Audience Participation by George Plank and Spring Assembly by Alex Vitale

Content warnings for today's episode:

Social Awkwardness

Stage Fright

Puppets

Coersion

Suddent Sounds

Distorted Audio

Is there an echo in the void. According to John there sure is!

Today's story is The Screaming Expanse by George Plank

Content Warnings for this epsisode.

• Sudden loud noises/ fireworks
• Non-existence
• Mild Profanity
• Distorted Voices.
• Carnivals

G-g-g-ghosts!!! John is having a little ghost problem, but Jane remains skeptical. Who're they gonna call? Fredrick!

Today's stories are Sick Jamz by George Plank and Spirit Savants by Alex Vitale

Content warnings for this episode

Ghosts

Loud Noises

Screaming

Car Accidents

Violence and bodily harm

People talking over one another

stairwells

Today's story The Mime by our guest Jarrett Connolly

If you would like to have us read your story on Guests of the Uncommon Commons send it to 0nullstreet@gmail.com

Content warnings for today's story:

• Clowns/Mimes
• Hyperventilation
• Claustrophobia
• Blood
• Yelling
• Light Profanity

Starring:

Alex Vitale as Sandy, Rebecca Tewksbury as Beth, Robbie O'Bryan as Les, and Olive Thompson as Jaxyn

You've got questions, we've got answers.

Thank you all for making season 2 everything that it was and more. We can't wait to bring you more stories when Season 3 Launches on May 2nd.

If you can't wait that long, Gniyned to Escape will start dropping on the patreon with a special preview on the main channel on April 11th.

Someone's coming to dinner. No we actually mean it this time, but it seems like everything is out to get John and Jane. Hopefully they'll be able to pull this off and have a dinner worth remembering.

Special thanks to this week's guest stars:

Rebecca Tewksberry

Let's take a moment to breathe; collect ourselves, or read your story, Jane. That's cool too. 

Today's story is "Property of Monique" by Alex Vitale

• Content warnings for this episode:
• Submechanophobia
• Isolation
• Medical Experimentation
• Human Trafficking
• Animal Sounds
• Asphyxiation
• Live Studio Audience

Well now he's gone and done it! John needs to hide a body, and quick, but in an empty void there aren't a lot of hiding spots, and blood shows up very clearly on white.  Maybe hearing about a visit to a theme park will take his mind off of things. 

Today's story is "Readmittance" by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode:

• Eldrich Beings
• Theme Parks
• Sudden Noises
• Gun Shots
• HIding a body
• Animal noises

Keywords for this episode: Isolation, Theme Parks, Gniyned Park, Albert Gniyned, Hugh Dunnit

John starts working out, and Jane is less than amused. If only she could see the health benefits like Lindsey who schedules regular doctor visits, even when it's scary. 

Today's story is "C F Eye Care" written by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode:

Eyes/eye imagery

Body Horror

Doctor's Offices

Cubist Art

Power Tools

Sudden/ Loud Noises

Jane recounts the life of her late uncle Grandpason, or was it Grandmason. Either way a story soon arrives featuring many helpful tips to nuptial bliss.

Today's Story is 'Happy Wife, Happy Life' by Alex Vitale

Content warnings for this episode:

• Pregnancy
• Implied Murder
• Mysticism
• Sudden Unexpected sounds. 
• Daredevil Stunts
• Orphans

Ho ho ho! Who's that, up on the rooftop? According to John, bad news and Billy Blakeswell in this week's story would have to agree with him. 

Special Thanks to Rebecca Tewksberry as Jolly the Elf

Today's Story is "Claus-trophobia" by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode:

• Body Horror
• Mecanical Parts
• Fire
• Loud Noises
• Analog Horror
• Begging/ Pleading
• Santa Claus(es)

With guests inbound John is doing his best to make this barren void a home, but Jane decides to crash the party early. Also, Les finds family on clearance in a Halloween warehouse by the name of Hector-Spector. 

Content warnings for this episode:

• Overbearing Parents
• Loss of friendship
• Animated Inanimate Objects
• Divorce
• Awkward Social Interactions
• Sudden Loud Noises

He's alive!!! But he's not all there, and while Jane tries to come up with a way to bring John back she reads the cautionary tale of one Dr. Kopfwunde. 

Content Warnings for this episode:

• Gunshots
• Death 
• Sudden Noises
• Callbacks
• Animal Experimentation

All great projects start somewhere, and for John it all begins with a single test tube. 

Content Warnings for this episode:

• Depiction of Suicide
• Fire Arms/ Explosions
• Distorted Voices
• Artificial Intelligence
• Coughing
• Sudden /loud sound effects
• Death

No one can head the local Sniggldyfigg congregation quite like Jane can, especially if you ask Jane. Her story has Maggie in a corner, in the spotlight, losing her religion. 

Today's story is "Pray the Rosary" by Alex Vitale

Content Warnings for this epoisode:

• Religion/ catholicism
• Satanic/demonic imagery
• Death
• Distorted Vocals
• Sudden/Persistant Noises

Have you gotten your daily dose of chanting in? Let's try it together. Ready? ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.  Oh and John finds an old tape or something. 

Today's story is "One of Us" Written by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode:

• Cults/Religious Imagery
• Fire
• Multiple overlapping voices
• Sudden noises and sounds

John is having a time training Doreen's cats so Jane decides to get a pet of her own. Plus, we learn about another cat with a macabre daily schedule. 

Today's Story is "The Gravedigger's Cat" by Alex Vitale

Content Warnings for this episode

• Animal Sounds
• Spiders
• Descriptions of cemetaries
• Depictions of corpses

They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but John seems to be having no trouble handling Doreen Wimbledon's cats. Plus, a story about the perils of pet ownership. 

Today's story is "He Doesn't Bite" by George Plank

Content Warnings for this Episode:

• Animal Noises
• Distorted Audio
• Eldrich Horror
• Teeth, Claws, and Blood
• Awkward Conversation
• Yawning
• Implied Fire

Running a hardware store is hard. Almost as hard as running from a hardware store. Right, John?

Today'es story is "Morning Rush" by Alex Vitale

Content warnings for this episode:

Death 

Allergies

Sirens

Animal sounds

Jane has a brilliant business venture, but John seems less than keen to join in, and in John's story Russ deals with ther pressures of working the night shift. 

Today's Story is 24 Hour Convenience by George Plank

Content warnings for this episode:

Power tools (drills & chainsaw sounds)

Sounds of furniture breaking

Fear and panic

Cryptids

There are few things more elegant than a game of chess. Despite this, John struggles to remember the rules, and in Jane's Story a young man fights to maintain his title. 

Today's story is "Spinning Gears" by Alex Vitale

Content Warnings for this episode:

Knives

Descriptions of blood/ bodily injury

Follow Us! Support Us!

Jane wants to know where a mysterious car alarm is coming from, and John just wants to know what a car is. Plus Kris confronts mortality head on. 

Today's story is - And Run by George Plank

Content warnings for this episode:

Disturbing Boditly Depictions

Recursion

Car noises

Police officers

Anxiety and stress

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