Underhaven
By Anna Hayven
UnderhavenJun 27, 2020
Barbie Dave Vs. Intellectual Dave
Jean-François Gariépy gives a surreal update on the Mama JF situation, Von Helton gives his two cents regarding Donald Trump on Epstein Island, plus Lord of Patriarchy gets really weird with Anna and even Jake!
Dapperton's Demise & SWEGTA Returns
Anna got blocked by Shanny and Jason on Instagram, Von Helton talks about the one time he ran for office, the strange saga of Mr. Dapperton finally comes to a close, plus we get a surprise return from SWEGTA!
Brittany Venti Betrays Von Helton
Nova Reii joins us tonight for the madness, Von Helton has enacted his betrayal of Brittany Venti, Keemstar is going around spreading fake news, Jason is ENRAGED over Shanny's birthday, and we dive into airline food gone wrong!
Mr. Dapperton: The Living Strawman
Von Helton has psychic powers but can only use them when nobody is looking, Brett Keane deleted his video covering Deep Fat Fried and flopped away like nothing happened, we dive into the disturbing implications behind the pizza nipple, and we see Mr. Dapperton attempt to take cheap shots at Anna!
Beautiful Destruction of Lord of Patriarchy
Jean-François Gariépy goes into detail about his history with Epstein, Von Helton has found a new religion he refuses to elaborate on, Mr. Dapperton and SWEGTA are now beefing once more, plus Lord of Patriarchy is big sad over being confronted by Anna!
Brett Keane Hates Women & Life
Brett Keane hates women and alludes to the failure of his marriage, Lord of Patriarchy was confronted by Anna, Von Helton talks about what he'd do as Emperor, Revelation News is taking on G Man directly, and even more insanity!
Vaush Debates Deep Fat Fried
Von Helton claims he nearly lost everything, PaulsEgo had a heated debate with Vaush, the biggest media corporations are leaving Twitter, plus we see the return of our beloved FitAndCurvy!
Lord of Patriarchy Bends The Knee
Von Helton admits to the worst thing possible, we dive into Anna supposedly betraying Lord of Patriarchy, Dave bends the knee and admits his defeat, plus we see Lauren Witzke And Edward Szall attempt to lay their claim to the Holy Land!
JF Gariepy Mashes The Potato
JF Gariepy has already moved onto a new wife after Mama JF, Von Helton's classic powder theory is making a return to YouTube, Lord of Patriarchy says some ridiculous lies then takes a tumble, the United Kingdom is banned bigs, and SAG-AFTRA celebrates a massive win!
Lord of Patriarchy Gets Doxxed
Lord of Patriarchy got doxxed so ActualJake blames Kino Casino, Brett Keane is dodging his latest interview with fellow Christians, there's a new theory that dinosaurs are the result of angels banging lizards, we look at a terrible life hack, and even more insanity!
The Return of Brett Keane
Mr. Dapperton makes a return as a VTuber, Von Helton is making hot dogs his style, Brett Keane is continuing his cycle with a return to YouTube, Lord of Patriarchy is threatening copyright strikes and then covering it up completely, and even more insanity!
Lizard Gets The Boot
We launch season three off our new intro, Von Helton has new weird theories and claims its time for him to go on the offensive, Gazi Kodzo is gone and turns out to have been a cult leader, plus Dave got wrecked by Lizard in his new stream and raged so hard that Lizard got kicked off!
This Chick Is Toast
BurntToast joins us to talk about Will Kincaid dredging up Brett Keane from his watery grave, watch as Tucker Carlson is confronted by a BitChuter, and laugh as Lord of Patriarchy is shown to Toast for the very first time!
Von Helton Loses His Clan
Von Helton has lost his family for the twelfth consecutive time in a row, we talk about the internet taking the stock-market into its own hands, and we discuss the possibility of adding a 51st state to the union!
The BitChute Rabbithole
We discuss MAGA hats pulling of their masks with Biden assuming the role of president and we decide to finally make our way down the BitChute rabbithole to discover all the morons there who were too stupid for even YouTube!
Election Aftermath & Social Implosion
Trump has been banned from Twitter after five years as its biggest account, we dive into some social media alternatives such as BitChute and Parler to see what potential they have, then we check out an old interview of Bernie Sanders from the 80s where he talks about what it's like to be a socialist mayor under the Reagan administration!
Jo Jorgensen & The Libertarian Party
We have a longform discussion about the history of the Libertarian Party and their 2020 candidate Jo Jorgensen! We dive into her policies and compare her strategies as a third party candidate with Howie Hawkins. Later on, SWEGTA invites GuyWhoLied onto the show to given a drunken rant about the government!
Getting Lost In The Sauce
We compare the Green Party's Howie Hawkins to Libertarian candidate Jo Jorgensen to decide which party Ani will vote for. Later on, we talk about the United States Army having a mind boggling interaction with Discord and tear into Twitter's new list of suggested words!
Call For Vice Presidential Reform
We are amazed at David Pakman eating a strawberry, Anna gets in a huge rant about Chef Ramsay's overpriced restaurants, Andrew Yang suggests that people should be getting paid by big tech for their data, we check out more Teddy Rubskin, and ultimately conclude that the Vice President position is selected in a very undemocratic way!
Butch Hartman Thinks God Cures Tism
We are left dumbfounded as Butch Hartman claims that God has cured people's autism, then dive into multiple cases of the USA police violating the Geneva Convetion, and discuss Spongebob being confirmed by Nick as an LGBT character.
A Venture Into Asmongold’s Lair
We venture together deep into Asmongold's lair, we check out one of Teddy Rubskin's very first YouTube videos called Mission McGriddle Burger to honor the loss of his channel, and we take a look at some of the insane protest raging out all across America!
Left-Wing Age of Division
We look back at Elizabeth Warren's further plummeting political career, scowl as Bernie Sanders tries to silence his supporter from attacking Joe Biden and the Democrats, and finally respond to Cult of Dusty claiming that third-party voters are crypto-MAGA!
Howie Hawkins & The Green New Deal
We do an in-depth dive on the history of the Green Party of the United States, 2020 Presidential Candidate Howie Hawkins, and The Green New Deal as Animancer attempts to convince his co-hosts and you in the audience to begin supporting a third party this election cycle!
Riffing On Mr. Dapperton
We riff on Mr. Dapperton's sub-par content, see Gazi Kodzo rage at Greta Thunberg, laugh as Jim Bakker finally gets sued, and conclude that Joe Biden is just the white version of Bill Cosby!
TikTok Pastor & Von Helton Returns
We watch as Joe Biden feels entitled to black votes while forgetting Obama's name, Chris Hansen ends up calling out Biden for being a weirdo, we discuss the idea of having age limits for politicians, we meet a moronic pastor on TikTok, and we see the long-awaited return of Von Helton!
Underhaven Vs. LegndofPhoenix
We have a discussion with Legndofphoenix regarding an argument we had over Twitter relating to Stephen King's tweets and other topics! We later talk about Pelosi ripping up the State of the Union.
Warcraft III: Reforged & Refunded
We chat about Warcraft III Reforged being a failure, we see a reporter make a career ending mistake reporting on Kobe Bryant, and we look back on the infamous Video Games song.
Rapping Rednecks of Mississipi
We watch Von Helton show off his Skyrim wives, take a look back at Cult of Dusty's brief rap career, and laugh as Onision fails to take Repzion and Chris Hansen to court.
The Joe Biden Mega-Thread
We dismiss Trump's claim of presidential harassment, dive into a mega-thread of weird shit done by Joe Biden, see Andrew Yang and Tulsi Gabbard screwed by the media, and rant about the new Pokemon DLC!
Automation Debate With Sandre
We have an impromptu debate with Sandre the Teacher regarding automation, talk about Hillary taking jabs at Bernie on Howard Stern, and complain about a banana being deemed a work of art!
The Papa Johns Meltdown
Animancer and SWEGTA are joined for the second time by Hannibal and Monty! They check out Papa Johns having a meltdown and eating forty pizzas in one month, see Yang speak out against being silenced by MSNBC, watch Velma from Scooby Doo take on Amazon, and a 5H1T ton more!
Melvin Brother of The Joker
We are joined by Jae Darké as Animancer rages out at Jesse Lee Peterson over Andrew Yang and we are introduced to Melvin: Brother of the Joker!
The Past Predicts The Future
We are joined by RPGMinx as we watch the past attempt to predict life in the future, we hear one of the worst podcasts ever made, talk about the state of YouTube & Twitch, and much more!
The End of Non Sequitur Show
We are joined by Steve McRae & Vince Bird to talk about video games taking the blame for everything, discuss the aftermath of Non Sequitur and talk about how much worse YouTube is getting.
The Stoned-Aged Asians
We are joined by Marshal Manson & Marilyn Mathers, we get to celebrate a full year of Underhaven, check out an Alaskan prayer gone wrong, drink down a classic Kool-Aid commercial that just doesn't hold up, and see Kamala Harris destroy Joe Biden!
The ICP Fursuit Conspiracy
We are joined by Frank & Bran of The Geek Room, see ICP get scammed out of a fursuit, watch Von Helton talk about being over 300 years old, and Josh Feuerstein attempts to find trans propaganda in Toy Story 4!
Pastor Anderson Banned From Ireland
We are joined by Hannibal & Monty, watching Steven Anderson get banned from Ireland and discussing the ongoing effects from the Vox Adpocalypse!
E.W. Jackson Vs. Democracy
We are joined by CaptnKyrsh, Von shows us his car collection, we see southern politician E.W. Jackson speak out against "homocracy", and we continue to see how uncomfortable Biden makes people (especially Animancer)!
SWEGTA Debates Warcorpse
We see SWEGTA square off with Warcorpse666, we're introduced to an ad with woke farmers, and we see the return of Gay Steve Harvey talking about cults!
Celebrating Animancer’s Birthday
We are joined by Jeff Holiday & Jae Darke to celebrate Animancer's 21st birthday, we see Jared Genesis' song about his haters, and watch the continual downfall of The Vigilant Christian.
The End of The Gotcha Boys
We are joined by Ben from Drunken Peasants to discuss The Gotcha Boys ending, see Prince Harry angry at Fortnite for some reason, and even check out some crazy old anti-drug PSAs!
Open Letter To The Vigilant Christian
We are joined by Pimpmunk to engage in our first bonus episode, we give an open letter to The Vigilant Christian, and see new allegations rise up about Joe Biden, we rebuke the bigotry of Rick Wiles!
Joe Biden Keeps Getting Weirder
We are joined by Creamsicle to see Joe Biden get into more trouble over sniffing women, watch a mullet man rage against Anderson Cooper, and endure a terrible Steven Anderson video!
John Page Talks WingsOfRedemption
We are joined by John Page to see Joe Biden accidentally announce his run for presidency, watch Warcorpse rage on the New Zealand tragedy, and John introduces us to WingsOfRedemption!
NateTalksToYou Meets Von Helton
We are joined by NateTalksToYou to give our explanation and express our frustration at the tragedy in New Zealand, then introduced him toLord Jared Genesis for the first time, and later talked about Biden dick-teasing his followers with running in 2020!
Introduction To Vermin Supreme
We are joined by Billy the Fridge to see Vermin Supreme launch his 2020 campaign, we laugh as FakeSagan tries to return to YouTube in order to step up to Alex Jones, and watch as hating Nickelback becomes so mainstream that politicians make fun of them!
Getting Blocked By Razorfist
We are joined by Jae Darké to watch Eric Porterfield's flops, see Mill Bitchell living up to his name, address Brett Keane's bullshit accusations, and somehow manage to get SWEGTA blocked by Razorfist within a single episode!
Brett Keane Meets SWEGTA
We are joined by Ben from Drunken Peasants to watch Jared Genesis and Sage Wanderer talk about World War 3 being on the horizon, see a Von Helton clone from a Weird Al video, and laugh at an old clip of SWEGTA and Brett Keane interacting for the first time!
Jared Genesis Does Kung-Fu
We are joined by Monty in order to learn a thing or two about Von's history with his wife, see Mario apologize for trying to get laid, watch a man fight over rice, and burst out laughing as Jared Genesis shows us how a real master of martial arts fights!
Riffing PragerU With GDR
We are joined by GirlDoesRant to talk about the wall's GoFundMe getting shut down, watch Von Helton attempt to team up with Prager U, and we even get to see a real life NPC!