Unhealthy Discourse

The duplicitous duo duel to decide which is most desirable: Rolling Rock (the beer) 🍺 or Rock-n-roll 🎸

Then they talk about movies that should never be remade or have sequels (we're looking at you Mean Girls) and finish by discussing the University of Michigan cheating scandal (key takeaway: they're cheating)

Special guest episode with John! The trio debate ice cream cones🍦vs. traffic cones ⚠️ vs. David Cone ⚾. They make some solid arguments:

• Ice Cream Cones: Sustainability, Yummy, Storied history, called a poke

• Traffic cones: multinational, eye catching, more traffic cones = less traffic (?), versatile, safety

• David Cone: 17 years, almost HOF, perfect game, educator, and fun name

Segments include:

• Aarin story time: paint store guy, Downtown Dog

• Kids books: Pokey Little Puppy, My Father’s Dragon, Curious George, Corduroy, Korean Fairy Tales, and more!

NEW SEASON OF UNHEALTHY DISCOURSE JUST DROPPED!

Matt and Aarin are back! Listen while it's still free and we start charging people to listen to our phone calls!

• 4:58 - Gateway tugs
• 13:00 - Deep Peanutsverse Lore
• 33:00 - Big dustpan is shaking in their boots!
• 53:30 - Seeing Aaron Craft exactly where you expect…
• 54:30 - HUGE BASEBALL RETIREMENT NEWS

Vanity is a crime of which we are guilty!

Matt, Aarin, and special guest Maddie discuss and debate the wonders of dates (calendar, fruit, and romantic).   

They cover the Ethiopian calendar, the new beer and date diet, bad dates, and first day of school stories.

Find out who wins!

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Aarin and Matt debate 2 indulgences: coffee vs. toffee. Then give the listeners some healthy and unhealthy ways to deal with the winter blues and wrap things up with Super Bowl trivia.

Should we fire John Kim after this episode or keep him?

The gang debates Christian Bale vs. Gareth Bale vs. hay bales and then talks about their pet peeves.

March is here and that means Madness, and pocket monsters vs hot pockets. That's right, we're debating everyone's favorite monsters, Pokémon, and every 3rd grader's favorite snack, Hot Pockets. We also talk about your favorite television shows (probably) and draft hygiene products.

Our heroes bravely foray into the inscrutable depths of debate. Which traps are superior: muscle vs. booby? Other subjects covered:

• What kind of parades are appropriate?
• How big is Hideki Matsui’s head?
• Which booby trap varieties are most effective?
• Grave digger stories
• Aarin reads her best Tweets from the past decade
• Hot fashion takes
  

The dynamic duo dutifully debates squirrels vs. Professor Quirrell and then tell each other their worst jokes. What a trip!

The fearless duo plunge deep into the murky depths of debate to uncover the uncomfortable truth of which is superior: stickers or potstickers? Some topics of discussion: 

• Is face-paint a form of make-up?
• We discover the “Sticker Quotient” which describes the proper objects to which stickers can be applied.
• Rechristening the “Harlot Equation”.
• We play a game.
• ALL APPS SHOULD HAVE A FEATURE TO MESSAGE YOURSELF!!
• What’s the new “I’m so awkward :(“?
• Matt fails miserably at Aarin’s game.
  

In a novel audio forum, our brave duo parley the truer merits: naps or knapsacks? There must be a winner. What a conundrum! Lastly, but surely not leastly (please don't call me Shirley), our compadres inform the ignorant public of Greenland Sharks and their many idiosyncrasies.  Toodaloo!

In episode 3, Matt and Aarin subltely debate the validity of sunshine vs. the song "Pocket Full of Sunshine". A shocking twist reveals a surprise winner!!

In episode 2, Matt and Aarin politely debate the pros and cons of airplane flights and tequila flights. They're judged by 2 special guests and you won't BELIEVE how they settle this tie!!