Unnamed Drag Podcast

Well, it's been a wild ride - one might even say 'unhinged' at times - but as all fun journeys must one day doodoo, our little podcast has for now come (C U M ? !) to an end.

Thank you, we love you, and we'll see you in another format sometime very soon.

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HAPPY NEW QUEER, UNNAMED DRAG FANS!

Join us as we have a sexy little run down (or a rundown little sexy) and put a lid on the screaming human jizz jar that was 2023.

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It's the thrilling conclusion of a slap up three course meal! Did Marilyn's makeup gamble pay off? What frightening calculations did Nana do about her questionable past?! Also we natter about janky cooking, disassociating, and discovering self-love! You're so welcome! Follow us @unnamed_drag Also if you laugh at any of our jokes, remember you owe us money - so why not donate to our charity, Community Reach-Around? Find out more here: https://www.patreon.com/unnameddrag

Continuing with our reparations for missing October's pod, in this meaty portion we discuss lockdown beauty decisions, Marilyn's eyesight, Nana's guffaw, slack fives, staying motivated, bad films, menthol cigs, and divas that don't hit! Wow wee! Follow us @unnamed_drag Also if you laugh at any of our jokes, remember you owe us money - so why not donate to our charity, Community Reach-Around? Find out more here: https://www.patreon.com/unnameddrag

As an apology from Mummy and Mummy for missing last month's pod, we're treating* you all to not one, but THREE new episodes! (Well, really it was one long Get Ready With Us session that we've chopped up into smaller chunks, because honestly why not.) Contents include past employment, credit ratings, future ambitions, the power of improv, and pretending to be adults! Part 2 out next week! *May not be a treat. Follow us @unnamed_drag Also if you laugh at any of our jokes, remember you owe us money - so why not donate to our charity, Community Reach-Around? Find out more here: https://www.patreon.com/unnameddrag

This episode, Nana goes at it alone and tries to hold it all together. Much like her lovemaking style.

CW: Mention of teeth problems/dentistry.

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Join two terribly textured ladies in a blast from the past: forced to stay in their own homes with nothing else to talk about but PPI claims, how to correctly measure a blind, and drinking fizzy amber liquid...

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It was Notts Pride yesterday, so with the spirit of community still in our hearts and our heartbeats still throbbing in our toes, here's 10 ways you can reassimilate to reality in a haze of post-Pride comedown!

Get your Marilyn t-shirt 'ere: https://www.etsy.com/de/shop/SaneAsylumDrag

Look at Nana's nonsense 'ere: https://artholethom.com/

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Happy Pride month, Unnamed Drag fans! To celebrate the final days of this special time, please enjoy a 28 minute helping of two crossdressers running on about 20% battery as they discuss Pride, self-promotion, and how to make an unforgettable impact during a parade... Get your Marilyn t-shirt 'ere (now live!): https://www.etsy.com/de/shop/SaneAsylumDrag Grab a copy of Nana's zine 'ere (launching on June 27th!): https://artholethom.com/ Follow us @unnamed_drag Also if you laugh at any of our jokes, remember you owe us money - so why not donate to our charity, Community Reach-Around? Find out more here: https://www.patreon.com/unnameddrag

Oh my gay gods, like, can you even believe? We finally have our first IN STUDIO GUEST! (the word 'studio' is being used liberally here to encapsulate the glamour of reporting barely live from a janitor's cupboard…)

That's right, your favourite twosome are opening things up for a fabulous three-way with LIV! Non-binary diva, artiste, and co-host/organiser of the Nottingham Drag Pageant! Join us as we gab, pull the padge, and chat about the looks, contestants, and intricacies of putting on such a large scale event. How much will Liv's momager Moth intervene from offscreen? Will Nana ever look this beautiful again? And can Marilyn stop being such a control freak and interrupter at the same time?!

Smash that play button and find out!

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Forever with our fingers on the pulse of trends that have already been and gone, this episode we're playing 'Things We Think Would Send A Victorian Child into A Coma' - DRAG EDITION!

It's just a therapy session to be honest...

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Lights! Camera! Fashion!

We're inviting you behind the scenes of our very glamorous and professional photoshoot this episode, serving you with gossip and nonsense before we switch to serving face and/or 1-2 years for public indecency.

We're certain that by the end of this podcast you'll want to shoot us too, because let's be honest - most people do.

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Hi friends! Its been a bumpy beginning to the new queer, so something silly this way comes. In this week's episode, your two favourite daft d*ckheads will be selecting the most delectable and delicious Disney Dad D! 

Play along with yourself at home and thank us later...  

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NANA: Can you give me a description for this podcast? I can't think of what to write.   

MARILYN: Umm... 'New Year, New She! Today your favourite excuses for human beings gab about all things gay, talking about sucking and f*cking and putting their fingers where they don't belong! Why not take a load off those honking trotters of yours and listen to us being terrible!'  

NANA: ....  MARILYN: I don't actually remember what we talked about. Can you tell?   

NANA: OK, great. And for YouTube, do you reckon we can just put the pod up with a disclaimer saying 'it goes out of sync for some reason in the middle so just have us on in the background yeah?'  

MARILYN: If you see it go out of sync, no you didn't.  

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HAPPY HALLOWEENIE, UNNAMED DRAG FANS!  

Do you like scary movies? Well, as a pair of ooky spooky queers ourselves of course we absolutely do... we're just not sure how much! But thanks to a quick google search for 'ultimate horror quiz for homos please' we can finally find out.  

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That's right... there just simply wasn't enough time to cram in all the shame shared with us at the August Drag Bingo, we had to gift you with a part two!   

Catch the first shameful offerings here: https://youtu.be/8wQGsND5jE8 

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Pride is over. It’s time for… GAY SHAME! And here are two hags that know a thing or two about making fools of themselves...  

Dive in fist first as your reprehensible drag duo are the Grand Michelles of the gay shame parade, inviting you all to hear the most embarrassing queer moments shared anonymously by the audience at last month's Drag Bingo!   

Featuring hopeless hook ups! Douching disasters! Clubbing calamities! So please, lie back, relax, and take some deep breaths as the deepest, darkest secrets are shared and celebrated – nay, *rewarded*!  

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Dearest Unnamed Drag Fans,   

By the time you read this, the fate of one Miss Nana Elizabeth Arseh*le and a certain Mary Lynn Insane is unknown, for upon Saturday July 30th at approximately 7AM, they got up, slathered makeup on the bleariest of eyes, and stepped out to host, perform, and run the gauntlet that is Notts Pride 2022.   

If they didn't make it, please press F for respects in the comments. If they defied all odds and survived, they'll see you later for ROUND 2.   Ding. Ding.   

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We're so busy and important we don't even have time to write a description for this episode.   

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The title says it all tbh - this month, your two favourite affronts to God are firing up the Burn Unit to dish out more insults than Nana's wardrobe!   

Your Da sells Avon.  

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This month it's a big old iced coffee fuelled gab sesh where we deconstruct what happened recently when life call Marilyn the F slur. Plus why your 20s suck, success vs accomplishment, getting hotter, mental health spirals, and gay stuff on Netflix!  

You're f*ckin' welcome.   

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As promised, a little bonus episode this week - another helping of our Worst Dates saga! 

So buckle up, babes, as we read out then roar about more Grim Grindrs and Tinder Terrors! Plus, you know we've still got some more of our own romantic misfires to share!   

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Hello, Unnamed Drag fans! Remember that 'Worst Dates' themed bingo night we did a couple years back? Were we asked the audience to submit their stories to be shared anonymously on the mic?  

Well, we enjoyed ourselves so much we did it again! That's right - once more we're at your virtual door delivering a round of Grim Grindrs, Match Miseries, Tinder Terrors and Bumble Blunders! Plus, we yet again dip into some our own ever-so personal and often ghastly encounters!   

And as an extra special treat... Vol IV will be out next week!  

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With the end of LGBTQ+ History Month upon us, we pair of old whoopsies finally decided to answer this burning question once and for all...  

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might even be a bit sick, but no matter what by the end of this episode you’ll know… are we gay? 💅  

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Welcome to the first Unnamed Drag podcast of 2022 and well, the sisterwives are at it again - taking yet another drama class ice-breaker and making it gay!   

Smash that play button now to hear this pair of bewigged goats challenge each other, delving deep to decipher what is truth and what is a spicy fib! Let the ho-larity ensue!  

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Deck the halls with festive f*ckery! Your two drunken aunties have pulled you to one side during the holiday frivolity to slip you a fiver and a bit of gin...*  

Let this couple of leftover turkey sandwiches gobble into your ear while you take a breather. Or maybe just use this time to let out that post-Xmas dinner fart you've been holding in.    

HAPPY CRISIS!  

*This was pre-recorded before we both got Rona'd, so she didn't make it into our 2021 Greatest (S)Hits 2021!  

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Sure it's Sunday, but would you rather watch this podcast or go for a jog? That’s what we thought, you lazy little dumpling!   

So settle on in because for this instalment of the best podcast on the internet, your two favourite nobs in frocks are deliberating what we'd rather do when posed with a selection of hysterical, hypothetical hum dingers!   

Tension headaches! Soggy mistakes! Who we'll pursue sponsorship with, Poundland or Smiffy's wigs! The results may just surprise you...  

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Happy Halloweekender everybody! How's your hangover today? Well, if you're feeling like you've been dug up, why not grab the last of your fun-size confectionary, pull up to the pumpkin patch (Marilyn's boo-bies) and join these two exhumed corpses for an ooky spooky podcast... 

Because this month, Cruella DeVillagePeople and Beetlejuice's fleshlight talk treats, tricks, and fashion tips i.e. what costumes you can create out of a bin bag. A Merry Gay Xmas to us all!   

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Ever listen to our podcast and wonder, 'Wow wee...  just how dumb *are* these hookers?!' Well, this month we thought we'd found out by quizzing each other! And using some very reputable resources, might we add...  

Can Nana name the world's smallest country? Can Marilyn remember all four members of McFly? And who or what is Scoot Madoodle?! Smash that play button and find out now!  

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The title of this podcast pretty much speaks for itself, don't you think?   

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Hi Gay! Are you brimming with pride or just happy to see us? 

This episode, to wrap up Pride month 2021, your two deadliest sins are dishing the dirty on all the very best and worst parts of Pride season!   

Get ready, because we're about to rainbowl you over… *sigh*  

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This month, a blousy cow and a pubic zirconia ask the most gripping questions, yet again! What is it like to have a sex? How do you woman? And where were you when Marilyn Sane invented drag?   

It's 'Daddy Issues' Central - and whoops! Here's my p*nis!  

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HASHTAG FAGSWAG!   

This week the top two on your block list are twittering back and forth about the power and pitfalls of social media.   

Whether it’s beating your face(book) or just doing it for the glam you’ll want to like, comment, and subscribe your tits off when you hear what these grimfluencers(TM) have to post about!  

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Sifting through the racks of mediocrity with your favourite trashionistas! What is a fashion? What does it want? And are crocs for the Vogue?  

Ground-breaking...  

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Hey you! Yes, you there! Are you a... 'quare'?   

We’re taking the nobs out of our mouths for a hot minute so we can have a jolly good chat about gay stuff for LGBTQ+ history month! Queer culture, drag, finding your tribe and yourself as a queer individual, and of course... Marilyn's breasts.   

Warning; staring too long at Nana’s dress may cause an anal migraine.  

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Let's jump right back in after last week's thrilling cliff-hanger! Will the girls ever apply for Drag Race again? Out of these two trash bags, which one thinks they dress the best?! And most importantly of all... what *are* their favourite episodes of 'Buffy'?!

Oh, just hurry up and press play already! It's a lovely bonus episode, Gail!   

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That's right - it's our 50TH episode! It seems like only yesterday when Nana got Marilyn in a headlock and said, "Do a podcast with me! Or I'll fart on all your wigs!" What a weird Christmas that was. Ah, memories...  

So we're celebrating this milestone in true Unnamed Drag style by getting other people to do the grunt work! We got sent some amazing questions from our listeners, from the super fun to the super weird. Tune in to find out what we think of cats, capitalism, the current cast of Drag Race, whether we'd ever apply again, and some other stuff too!   

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The last Sunday of the month. The final podcast of 2020*. What even was the last 12 months, and wtf actually happened? It's 50% 'Year Review,' 50% counselling session, and 10% being bad at maths.   

Rona recap! Aliens! Anxiety dreams! Eurovision! Mental health! Digital drag! The future of the arts! The future in general! A special announcement! All this, plus exchanging gifts?! What better way to see out an excruciating year than diving into this manic caffeine-fuelled conversation?  

*For those who give a sh*t, rest assured this was pre-recorded before the Xmas Purge in our work bubble.   

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Hello, you gorgeous weasels! It's the last Sunday of the month, and that can only mean one thing - the new schedule kicks in, your patience is rewarded, and the podcast hath returned! And what more triumphant a come back could we make than by playing a very sophisticated parlour game...   

Boink! Boff! Bury! (Or F*ck, Marry, Kill, as it's known to most)  

Listen on to hear the ratings and fates at the hands of your hostesses. It's a veritable who's who of modern pop culture, including (but not limited to): Boris Johnson, Disney's Aladdin, Amanda Lepore, and God.  

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We interrupt this podcast schedule with a very important message...   

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For the final devilish dose of Halloween podcasts we bring you some counterfeit ASMR content! It's wet slaps and spooky gags aplenty as we hack away at two Jackie-o-Lanterns and get our pumpkins out for the lads!  

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Welcome back, thrill seekers, for your next instalment of ooky spooky content for Gay Christmas month! This week we fill your scream holes with what can only be described as literary genius: An unrehearsed reading of a dazzling contemporary masterpiece. Work that will - without a doubt - achieve cult status among horror aficionados, soon after it is unleashed into the world. Unleashed... like a wolf. A wolf; that is not on a leash.   

Unnamed Drag ashamedly presents "A SEXY WEREWOLF PURGE FANFICTION" by Nana Arthole (aged 13)  

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Another episode, another application! This week, we put the 'slap' back in 'what a pair of slappers' and return to the wonderful topic of makeup; with a twist!   

Yes, it's a 'Get Ready With Us' meets makeup FAQ (where none of the Q's were ever A'd, but whatever) So grab a tin of emulsion and follow along at home as we chat the do's and definitely don’ts of makeup, all while caking it onto our mugs like someday someone might actually ask us to prom. 

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