Unoraptormon Uncensored
By JHH Spears
This podcast aims to have a vibe like Joe Rogan Experience and supports Freedom of Speech.
Dedicated to Col. Charles H. "Chuck" Fry.
Unoraptormon UncensoredNov 11, 2022
#46: Short and meh
Unoraptormon, Patchy, and Goldie try to get through a very meh day.
#45 Side quest Shenanigans
Unoraptormon and Patchy attempt to get through many, many tangents.
#44: A Lighthearted Journey
Unoraptormon and crew tackle an article about a fight between the Mexican Cartels and Native American Reservations, then chase it down with some lighter news.
#43: It's 2024, y'all
Unoraptormon and her little crew returns. This time with Stardew Valley music.
#42: Season 3 Finale
Unoraptormon and the crew have a lil pow wow. Shenanigans ensue.
Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfKfPfyJRdk
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#41: Dilbert & Self-Sabotage, Name a Better Duo
... Don't worry, we'll wait.
The Raptor crew talk about Scott Adam's racist remarks, a mysterious sphere found in Japan, and a bunch of science-y stuff.
Music: https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/jazz
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#40: Built Diff
The Raptor crew discuss a sign that reads "Now Hiring Non-Stupid People", self-driving Amazon taxis, and Black Rifle Coffee catching a lawsuit. Uno and Goldie share some interesting food stories from when they were little, and Uno gets compared to a thicc goblin.
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#39: Kickin' it til the tornados touch
Goldie comes back into the fray, and the three go over a newly discovered ring around a dwarf planet, Apple landing on the Dept. of Homeland Security warning list, and how catnip gets your cat high. Stories get traded around here and poor Uno has various jokes tossed at her expense.
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#38: A MILF Riffing
Uno and Patchy go over 700lbs of acorns getting stuffed inside someone's home, Disney's business plans, and spy balloons. Also, unfortunately for Uno, she's under the mercy of a heavy amount of sexual jokes and innuendos.
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#37 : Gaming Goofs
Uno and Patchy go over E3, low-poly shoes, and real life wall riding. Jokes abound here.
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#36: A Two Party Ramblefest
Uno and Patchy discuss bad games, the Justin Roiland situation, scientists essentially reviving dead pigs, and an exoskeleton that can help restore gait, with some side stories sprinkled in.
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#35: A Heated Return
Everyone and their mother is harping on the new Velma TV show in a negative light, and so are we, but things take a more emotional turn when we revisit hefty topics like Canada's euthanasia problems and artificial wombs.
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#34: Konstant Kitty Distractions Annnd... What's Up With This?
Season 2 Finale
We discover a diabetes-inducing footlong, automated police cars rigged with explosives, a petty food lawsuit, and an ancient virus that has been recently revived.
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#33: Reject Humanity, Return to ... Crab?
The Raptor crew go over science-y things, SPAM's take on figgy pudding, and things returning back to crabs. Goldie updates us on her police profiling situation while Uno looks up stuffed crab recipes.
#32: Veteran's Day Memorial for Colonel Charles H. "Chuck" Fry
This episode is a more somber one; Unoraptormon, joined by Patchy, celebrate the life of Col. Charles H. Fry, her grandpa.
#31: Cornbread n' Hot Topics
We discuss a VR headset that can kill users if they die in a video game, semi-questionable food items/decisions, and BBC's partnership with Disney. Show discussion eventually devolves into a DBZ weeb-fest.
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#30: But First, Chili
Alternate title: Rapid Fire Stories
We give updates on the Bayonetta fustercluck, talk about food and preparing for winter, and sprinkle in Pelosi's problems, along with many other tangents. Stabs abound.
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#29: Failure Avenue
We discuss the lizardman - we mean Zuckerberg's failing metaverse, Bayonetta's voice actress getting screwed out of pay, and G4 TV shutting down along with a some other stuff, notably science-y stuff getting sprinkled in.
Hail to the "Speed of Science"! - Patchy, who had to dodge an angry Unoraptormon.
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#28: Salad Theory
Unoraptormon, Patchy, and Goldie go over the infamous "Salad Theory", the theory that concludes that all food is salad.
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#27: Prepare for World War Three
Goldie returns to the fray and the three of us mald over video games going up to $70, a teacher wishing to call pedophiles by an alternative title, and current world events.
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Status update
Patchy gives the current IRL status of Unoraptormon, which is why there's no full episode this week and probably won't be for a few weeks.
#26: Sickly Patchy, Motherly Raptor
Unoraptormon and Patchy cover a few articles and Patchy calls Raptor something that makes her screech.
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Chibi Harley on why there's no podcast this week
This is a 'hey, here's what's going on' segment from Chibi Harley, the voice you hear at the beginning of Season 2 podcasts.
#25: Just the Three of Us
Alt Title: Passion All Around Part 2, f***ing boogaloo
With Heathen on a break, Goldie, Patchy, and Raptor talk about favoritism, screwy Canadian healthcare, NFTS, and some food silliness. All while Patchy plays Yakuza games since Raptor had a bad headache.
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#24: Steven Crowder Lite
Seemingly returning to form, we find out Goldie is essentially being stalked by her town's police, with some story segments from her, and Heathen debuts new art of his character. Some comic book talk, monkeypox talk, death cafes (potential goth gf, anyone?) and typical in-house banter ensue with a small PSA involving merch at the end.
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#23: An Excursion For Two
With half the Raptor crew is gone, Patchy and Uno take up the mantle in covering the V-tuber side of things, a dog catching monkeypox, and ghosting.
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#22: A Mad Lad, a Gremlin, and a Raptor Crew Walk Into a Bar (Ft. DJ Madness & Tea Leaf)
DJ Madness of Asylum Station Rock & Uno's little sister barge right in as we tackle unique ice cream flavors, Jennette McCurdy's new memoir, and news surrounding Disney.
All while we play Stardew Valley.
If you'd like to check out the music station, click on the link -> https://asylumstation.rocks/
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#21: Passion All Around
So Uno gets grilled for an unhealthy work ethic, Heathen gets very passionate about spiked Mtn. Dew, and Patchy is becoming increasingly tired of all things government. Aside from that, we tackle the heavier topics such as abortion once again, child restraint methods, and some cursed food news.
All while playing Stardew Valley.
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#20: Part-Time Patchy is No More! (Ft. dLAB)
The raptor pack is fully reformed by Patchy's solid return and brings along their first guest, dLAB; a cool cucumber hailing from Colorado. China, AAA gaming, and a transforming alien are some of the things we discuss here.
All while we play some Stardew Valley.
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#19: Shenanigans with Popping Patchy
News, both good and bad, discussed with a Patchy popping in and out throughout the episode. Raptor issues a pair of corrections too.
All while we play some Stardew Valley, a calming game.
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#18: Corrections & Politics
The crew talks about politics, admitting when your wrong and correcting yourself, and attempts to find some good news to share in spite of the crazy world we live in.
All while we play some Stardew Valley, a calming game.
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#17: Momentary Off-Day
Heaviness Abounds, terrible shenaniganry.
Patchy briefly returns to fill-in for Heathen while we discuss multiple topics, including inflation, Roe v Wade, the 'plague', and food.
All while we play some Stardew Valley, a calming game.
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#16: The Beginning of Season 2
Our cast is mostly back after a month long recording break. The world's lost its mind while we were gone and we go through a few of those things. Politics, heavy topics, with a dash of random goodness ahead.
Audio/video is Stardew Valley, a calming game.
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#15: A Quizzical Conclusion - Season 1 Finale
And now for something completely different. Instead of news, we take some quizzes and just joke about amongst ourselves. Ending with a bang. (DoR. 5/4/2022)
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#14: Another Hefty Monday. What else is new?
This one goes all over the place. We discuss Disney labeling Tinker Bell & Captain Hook as "potentially problematic" characters, Discovery+'s upcoming show "Generation Drag" and briefly dip into abortion, amongst other things - all while Uno attempts to score three perfects in Halo Infinite. Listener's discretion is advised. (DoR. 5/2/2022)
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#12: Goldie's Turn
Goldie goes on a rant about Doctor Who, we talk about Queen Elizabeth getting her own Barbie doll, Google's "inclusive language" assisted writing tool, and video game movie adaptations. (DoR. 4/25/2022)
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#13: What's With the Cursed Shit?
EDIT: Due to a file mix up, Episode 13 was uploaded as Episode 12. Oops. Here's the actual episode title.
We provide Goldie with some health advice and go over foods, politics, and discuss the upcoming Barbie movie. (DoR. 4/27/2022)
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#11: "Now stand back, I gotta practice my stabbin'!"
Foods, Doctor Who, and Starbucks's petty behavior on Twitter are some of the things we touch up on here, with heavier topics such as human trafficking being briefly touched up on. Raptor gets stab happy for unrelated reasons. (DoR. 4/18/2022)
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#10: A Not So Lighthearted Wednesday
We balk at the idea of professional baby naming, discuss the Halo TV series (again), and have a small ranting block at the roundtable. (Date of Rec. 4/13/2022)
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#9: New Zealand's Wizardry Knows No Bounds
Mondays, butter cows, and more wizardry. We touch up on Ian, the New Zealand Wizard, Disney, and provide a small update on the Will Smith debacle. More lore antics ensue. (Date of Rec. 4/11/2022)
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#8: Office Shenanigans
Whilst discussing topics ranging from a new Kit Kat flavor to an EV mining cryptocurrency, Heathen gets surgery during the podcast, and from there, the lore thickens. It's been a slow two days, news wise, so it's more lore and less news discussion. (Date of Rec. 4/6/2022)
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#7: We'll Figure It Out
The Raptor crew ran off to a Spring break in the past week but have now returned to talk about The Girl Scouts' obsession with the Thin Mints flavor, with a partial reminiscing segment with Raptor and Goldie touching up on their past experiences with The Girl Scouts, the infamous Will Smith debacle, and Facebook blocking an article. (Date of Rec. 4/4/2022)
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#6: Alcohol, Politics, and Momentarily Heavy Stuff
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From topics ranging from what's going down in California, to Disney's counter to the Metaverse, the Raptor Crew discuss whatever topics are brought up while Raptor, Patchy, and Heathen test out a new game mode in Halo Infinite. And aye, we're actually getting good at goodbyes this time, imagine that! Also, we apologize for the audio issues here, some rouge ants and dinos chewed up the audio cables. (Date of Rec. 3/23/2022)
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#5: Lost Dogs & Toilet Pirates
After the smallest of breaks, the Raptor Crew step up to their respective mics to talk about writing in Hollywood, dreams, and a touch of politics... while playing Halo Infinite. Also, ANTS BEGONE!!! (DoR 3/21/2022)
#4: The World Has Gone Emo
We follow up on an update on Ian, the New Zealand Wizard and discuss Starbucks' sustainability plan, food delivering robots and the Dutch... amongst other various topics. Politics galore is present here. (Date of Rec. 3/17/2022)
#3: Mondays
Holy Toledo, we hit some heavy topics this episode. The cast steps up to their respective mics to discuss various topics ranging from the Halo TV series to cat soup, on a typically crappy Monday. Rants ensue.
Date of Recording: 3-15-2022
#2: Patchy's Pain
Not for the politically correct or closed minded. Involves 4 people talking about anything that happens to pop up into their brains.
Kind of a Joe Rogan Experience vibe.
Covers many topics, including Seasoning Salt and politics.
#1: Inaugural voyage
Not for the politically correct or closed minded. Involves 4 people talking about anything that happens to pop up into their brains.
Kind of a Joe Rogan Experience vibe.