The Unscripted Scripts Show

So, we've finished up a script that we found confusing but also fun. Especially the part about Mr. Pincers. We also discuss the Max documentary Quiet on the Set... It's an unpleasant watch.

A fun show as always, so be sure to check it out!

We're back with part two of a very funny script set down in England. Also on this episode, John and Jeff get into a very personal dispute. Will they be able to resolve it before next week? Tune in to find out!

Well, we're back with a brand new script set mostly in England. How delightful! You'd think we'd spend our time doing Monty Python-esque accents and well... We kinda do. A fun episode as always, so be sure to check it out!

It's our big 100th episode and we celebrate Laura joining us by finishing up Blind Courage! Obviously, it was a lot of fun and we hope you join us for our next 100!

On this very special episode, we have the return of not just our favorite screenwriter of all time, but also, Lawrence's Main Squeeze, Laura, joins the fun! She's Australian, so we had to promise to pay her all the Dollarydoos we get for this episode (we didn't tell her we don't make any money, so shhhh!)

A fun show as always, so check it out!

So, the preacher is finally gonna ride the bull... Or is he? Be sure to find out in the finale!

We're back with part 3 of The Bull Ridin' Preacher and this script is starting to get on Jeff's nerves. Will he make it to the end without succumbing to madness or will he end the show a babbling, drooling mess? Only one way to find out!

We're back with part two of the Bull Ridin' Preacher (who has yet to do any bull ridin'). Actually, most of it is the preacher doing something dumb and the townsfolk trolling him for it, and that's pretty fun, too.

A great episode that we had a blast taping, so be sure to give it a listen!

What happens when John, Jeff, and Lawrence start a new script? Well, lots of laughs, obviously! In this one, a greenhorn young minister heads out to Montana and gets up to all sorts of kooky cowboy hijinks! A fun script as always, so be sure to check it out!

Well, we've finished off another script folks! Find out just what happens with our vampire and the woman he's been mind controlling. It's quite a finale (and it confuses the hell out of John). Be sure to check it out!

Thanks again to our show's "script guy" for finding it, and to the anonymous author who let us read it!

So we're back with a script that was sent to us from John's script guy about a vampire and the reporter who he makes horny. It's great fun, and we hope you have as much fun as we did making it!

We're back with a brand new one courtesy of our script guy! This script has everything we love: Sex, mind control, overacting! It's a blast for us to read and we hope for you to listen to! Hopefully our anonymous submitter enjoys it too!

We finish up with the Timeskinner in this one, and the highlight is definitely when all three of us get to do the same character! It's the first time we've ever had a chance to do that, and it was pretty fun, so be sure to check this one out!

It's not quite a time traveling DeLorean, but it is the second part of the Timeskinner, another member of the It's A Wonderful Back to the Future film family! We have a lot of fun reading it (Except for Lawrence, who hates doing stage directions), so be sure to check it out!

So, we're back with our final episode of 2023 that we taped just before Christmas. In this one, we've got a brand new script to read, The Timeskinner! A ripoff, I mean homage, of various time traveling movies that may or may not feature a DeLorean.

We hope you enjoy this one and that you all join us for part 2 in 2024!

On this episode, we finish up Thank You Father For I Have Sinned (Thanks to Tim Miller for sending his script to us and for it being mercifully not 6 episodes long). We also engage in a new activity and it's a fantastic failure. It was a lot of fun, though, so be sure to check this one out!

So after a six part series in our last screenplay, we start a new one, submitted by listener Tim Miller! It's very silly, but also lots of fun. We clearly are thriving when getting to do some new characters! Also, Lawrence reviews Stan & Ollie, a movie about late stage Laurel and Hardy. A fun episode as always, so be sure to check it out!

Well, this is it. The very last episode of Problem of Hell. It was fun and a bit exhausting. Be sure to check it out!

Jeff and Lawrence have both recovered from their various ailments and we return to Problem of Hell: Our longest screenplay yet! Don't fret, there will be one more part after this! We also get some listener mail. A fun episode as always, so be sure to check it out!

Because we've been unable to tape (and because Jeff has all the equipment), we decided we didn't want to leave yinz with no episode for two weeks, so as a special treat, we're releasing part one of our patreon exclusive, Ted Burger, written by Jeff, as well as some sketches that we did in the past for a previous podcast we did before this one! We hope you enjoy!

Appropriately for the Halloween holiday, this script takes a dark turn! One of us loses a character! Be sure to check this one out!

Join Jeff, John, and Lawrence as first, John talks about a boring documentary that he saw and he and Jeff argue about it for way too long. Then, we get into the good part of the episode! The next part of our listener submitted script, "Problem of Hell"!

We also bring back an old friend that we haven't used in a very long time (those few of you who remember the old Unpaid Programming will likely get a kick out of this trip down memory lane).

We're back with part 2 of a very fun listener script, Problem of Hell! There's yet more romantic trouble for our protagonist Liam, who is a jerk, by the way. Also, the end of the episode features one of the best derails in the history of the program! Be sure to tune in and hear it!

After a long hiatus from recording, Lawrence, Jeff, and John are back at it and haven't lost a step! Jeff (and Lawrence who's also seen it) get into the Christian propaganda film "A Matter of Faith" that was sadly the last performance of the late Harry Anderson. After that, we get to the main event. Listener submitted script, "A Problem of Hell", which features a fun, not just dueling, but triple Blanche Deveraux performances! A ton of fun as always, so be sure to check it out!

We finish up reading the story of a deadly assassin who does no lawyering whatsoever! This one was a bunch of fun to do and we appreciate John's script guy for getting it sent in to us.

We pop back in on our deadly lawyer, or assassin. Whichever. In this one, he and his partner continue traveling the world, tracking down everyone who killed his uncle Owen and aunt Beru... Or whatever their names were. A very fun and funny episode as always so be sure to check it out!

We're back with the second part of Deadly Lawyer. If you listened to part one (and you should've), then you know just how deadly this lawyer is. In this one, we return to well trod ground for us as there's a huge scene involving diarrhea! Isn't that lovely?! A fun show as always, so be sure to check it out!

We've got a brand new screenplay that someone has sent in to us. Well, actually, the writers sent this to someone else who then sent it to us (with permission, of course). It's called Deadly Lawyer and you'll definitely get why we loved it so much! Also, Jeff reviews the Hulu Series, The Bear, and finally, we get some fan mail! Shoutout to Live, Laugh, Talk Podcast for being cool!

This episode was a ton of fun to do and we hope you enjoy it, too!

In this episode, we finish up One Hit Wonder and end up discussing a myriad of other topics as well.

John, Jeff, and Lawrence are back with part 3 of One Hit Wonder, a romping sex comedy that was clearly written in the early 2000s. Or if it wasn't, then it should've been... Actually, I take that back, this shouldn't have ever been written.

A fun show as always, so check it out!

We're back with a fun part 2 of One Hit Wonder. It's still frighteningly crass and clearly filled with gags stolen from other movies. We have a ton of fun with this, and Jeff finds out he can do a great impression! You've gotta listen to figure out who it is!

Jeff, John, and Lawrence are back with a brand new script with a completely different tone to The Last Express. One Hit Wonder hearkens back to the gross out sex comedies of the early 2000s (remember them?)

This script is all about a loser who wants to be a pro golfer, but he can't putt and he also can't get laid. So, you can imagine the kind of fun we have with this one. Be sure to check it out!

Lawrence, Jeff, and John finish reading The Last Express, a PC game that might've been a movie. Should it have been a movie, though? You'll have to stay tuned to the end to hear what three bozos on a podcast think!

This screenplay definitely needs to get to the station as we struggle to get up to steam on this grade... Okay, enough bad train jokes, but this car's really come uncoupled... Okay, I'll stop now.

We continue reading the script to the Last Express and the myriad of accents and voices are starting to cause us some problems. Will we be able to pull it off? Listen and find out!

In this exciting new episode, we begin taking a look at the nearly produced The Last Express, a film about the final journey of the Orient Express before WWI. We were very excited to start this one, and hopefully you'll enjoy it too!

With not much time in the screenplay left, listen in to see just how Jeff, John, and Lawrence manage to make a full show out of it. A fun show as always, so be sure to check it out!

Part three of this fantastic saga sees the re-emergence of Second Half Lawrence, and one hell of a fantastic reference to a beloved children's program. You don't wanna miss it!

Join Jeff, Lawrence, and John as they make a return trip to the manure farm in the second part of Looking For Better, where a young woman returns to her childhood home when her mother, who she still (SPOILER ALERT) never interacts with, gets sick, and she proceeds to annoy everyone around her with her haughty attitude. We also talk about the old Captain Planet cartoon a bit! A fun show as always, so check it out.

We're back with a brand new script! A confident, intelligent woman (who don't need no man) returns to the family farm in the Pacific Northwest to deal with her maybe dying mother and she has to instead deal with manure... Lots of wet, sticky manure. It's a ton of fun, so be sure to check it out!

It's the finale of Pink Slip Party! How will things turn out for our various unemployed losers?

The gang continues the very disconnected interconnected story of three unemployable losers! It's a lot of fun as always, so be sure to check it out.

Lawrence, John, and Jeff are back with part two of Pink Slip Party! Also, Lawrence watched and gave his thoughts on all the nominees for this year's Oscars, and it's just a shame that we've got such a backlog of episodes that his predictions were like a month out of date (they were wrong, anyway for the most part). Be sure to give a listen, because it's a fun show as always!

After a one week delay, we're back with the latest script: "Pink Slip Party". We have three protagonists whose lives seemingly barely intersect with each other, except for the fact that they all suck at their jobs and haven't got a union. That's the moral of this story, folks: Get Organized!

We finish up one of the most fun scripts we've ever been sent, so be sure to check this one out!

In what must've been the most fun we've ever had recording an episode, we continue reading Through An Angel's Eyes! The story of a young boy being slowly tortured by an angel. Also, we tend to get sidetracked by "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus.

Also, be sure to check out our exclusive script "Ted Burger" written by Jeff over on our Patreon: patreon.com/unscriptedscripts

Jeff, Lawrence, and John are back with a new script. Set in the quaint 1950-ish south. A young boy, played once again by Jeff, has his faith tested while living with his elderly grandparents and ailing mother. This script ended up being a ton of fun for us to perform and we're looking forward to taking you along for this journey.

Join John, Jeff, and Lawrence as we finish up Nothing But Love Part 3! It was a fun script and as per usual, we manage to end the episode with an argument. It's great fun, so be sure to listen!

Join Lawrence, John, and Jeff as they continue on with Nothing But Love and oh boy, this one has quite the wacky set piece! We also have a review of Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery! A fun show as always, so be sure to check it out!

We're back with a new script, this time, a romantic comedy and it isn't that bad, although Lawrence really can't decide how he wants to play his character. It's a fun show as always, so be sure to check it out!

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