Virtual Ball Boys

Yes, Chet Avery is back, and Matt left midway through the podcast. Yes, we are worried about them both. Yes, you should listen to Chet's entire mock draft along with some news.

There has been a lot moves made this offseason, so we try to recap as much as we can through our divisional breakdowns.

We wrap up the year with us talking about Super Bowl Sunday, plus tie up any loose ends with news, predictions, and VBBFL.

It's the *big game* and we have some friends on to celebrate with our annual commercial draft and picks. But before that, we got some NFL news to discuss.

There is so much goddamn news, but Chris will spend some time recounting how he NEARLY stole the picks competition out of nowhere! We got a Week 18 recap, coaching news roundup, a statistical recap of our regular season picks, and our winner picks for SUPER Wild Card weekend.

Bowl season is complete, we have a winner in the bowl picks competition, and yes, we eat Pop-Tart sandwiches. And that's just the first 10 minutes! We also go over playoff scenarios and pick games for the final week of the NFL regular season.

We talk about the downfall of the Chiefs and Brock Purdy and what we expect from NFL fans. Plus, we recap Week 16, pick games for Week 17, then head west for a new VBBFL team.

Yeah, we once again start with one town for VBBFL and move to another. Whatever, sue us! Anyway, we also recap NFL Week 15 then pick Week 16 games.

Bowl season is upon us, which means another year of us picking bowl games. The question is: what will the loser have to do? We didn't decide this episode, but we think it may involve Pop-Tarts! Plus, NFL Week 14 recap and Week 15 picks.

Don't question the title, its just another episode of VBB! We recap Week 12 and the Panthers firing Frank Reich, a third VBBFL team is created, and we make our picks for Week 13.

Look, we whiffed on our first VBBFL team. So we course correct and now have two deliciously good team names to kick off season 4 of the VBBFL. Plus, a recap of a very news-heavy Week 11 and look ahead to Thanksgiving weekend.

We talk about the Big Brother finale and Survivor 45! Oh, and there's football too. We recap Week 10, pick Week 11, and create our first VBBFL team for a (potential) season 4.

Did our feelings about the playoff picture and our Super Bowl picks change since Week 1? Of course they have, but how much? You have to listen to find out.

Yeah, we're struggling picking games this season. Can we stay above .500 with our picks? Plus, we make up some potential trades ahead of the Oct. 31 deadline.

It's time to talk about these COACHES! Who do we think are safe and who are on the chopping block if they don't get results? This, plus a Week 6 recap of all the chaos and Week 7 picks involving some big time match-ups!

A rough week of games leaves not much to talk about except for DA BEARS! Plus, Week 6 picks and we play some Immaculate Grid on the podcast!

It's time to break out our keys and open the gates to our cemetery. Which teams belong to be kicked to their graves? This, plus recapping Week 4 and picking games in Week 5.

A 70-burger dropped on the Denver Broncos has us asking: Did the film Home Team bring bad vibes to Sean Payton? That, plus a discussion on other Virtual Universes we want to see football games in.

Once again, we examine the validity of 2-0 and 0-2 teams, but we do it in a DRAFT! Plus, a brief Week 2 recap and our Week 3 picks.

Aaron Rodgers is down. The Giants laid a massive egg. And the Lions are fun! Plus, we go over all that is very weird about the 2023 NFL season thus far and give our Week 2 picks.

It's that time of year again: NFL Kickoff! Chris and Matt return for their fifth season talking about the sport and making predictions that have about a 55-60 percent hit rate. We preview the season and make our picks for Week 1, win totals, playoff seeding, awards, and the Super Bowl.

Four teams are out. Four teams remain. Who will come out on top? It's the VBBFL finale.

The VBBFL playoffs are on! Who will rise to the occasion and win their first matchup? Will the favorites remain on top at the end of the day, or will some upsets rock the league?

It's the final week of the VBBFL season, so how will the standings shape up? Will Euclid win the East or will Woonsocket take it from them? And who comes out on top in a battle for the West between Westminster and Joplin?

It's the last week of interconference action, which includes match-ups between the Mud Otter and Polka Deer plus the Glass Orcas and Fiberfoxes. Things get crazy in the game between Bennington and Sanford, and we close with a battle for the west between Westminster and Joplin

Entering the second half of the year, Woonsocket is undefeated and Tacoma is winless. Do either of these things change today? Plus, a rematch between the Mud Otters and Mechamoose and a battle between Sanford and Joplin.

We are closing out the first half of the season! Will Woonsocket remain undefeated? And will Sanford or Tacoma get their first victory?

We are in the second quarter of our regular season. Who will cement themselves among the best and worst team?

It has been a longtime coming but we are back with more VBBFL! Our goal is to play the entire season, plus playoffs, by the end of August. Can we do it?

It has been a longtime coming but we are back with more VBBFL! Our goal is to play the entire season, plus playoffs, by the end of August. Can we do it?

The NFL Draft and 2023 Schedule release happened, so we talk about that and all the news we missed in the last few weeks. Then, we come up with a ranking of each NFL team based on how likeable we find them.

Chris is joined by annual draft analyst Chet Avery as he debuts his mock draft for 2023. The Bears get a playmaker, the Titans may have a new passer, and what TV show competition inspires Bill Belichick's first-round decision?

Matt and Chris reconvene after three weeks off to discuss everything that has gone down in the NFL. What's going on with Lamar Jackson? Thoughts on the Bears/Panthers trade? Who are our early picks to win the divisions?

There is so much lingering and silently waiting to happen in the NFL this offseason. We talk about that, plus many other headlines that have occurred since our post-Super Bowl show. Plus, we throw out a few ideas for signings in free agency.

The Chiefs are at the mountain top once again despite a good effort from the Eagles. We recap the game, the halftime show, and our commercial draft results. Then, we dive into some news and reminisce about how wrong (or surprisingly correct!) we were at the start of the year.

It is our Super Bowl episode! After discussing news and predicting award results you probably already know by the time you listen, we pick the winner of the big game and each draft a team of commercials, with the goal to have all of your commercials air before anyone else.

Which Pokemon would serve as the best mascot for each of the 32 NFL teams? Chris and Matt decide in the second half of the episode. But first, we have plenty of news plus a championship round recap.

We are joined by Kelcie and Anthony, two more of our friends (and family) that don't know a ton about football, to remember all 32 NFL teams and pick the winners of the championship games this weekend.

What a wild card weekend it was! We talk about all of the games from this past weekend, including deep dives into the Jaguars and Giants win. Then we transition to the divisional round. Do we see the underdogs moving on?

So many things are done in this episode. Pilk is dranken. The regular season finale is dissected. The final VBBFL team is decided. Our season picks are recapped. And the Wild Card game winners are picked. Enjoy this LOADED episode!

We open the episode talking about Damar Hamlin, the reaction at the moment, and the aftermath. We also pick games for Week 18.

The Broncos fired their head coach. Can they fix the disaster for 2023? Plus, Week 16 recap, Week 17 picks, and Team 7 of the VBBFL!

It is the 2022 VBB Holiday Special! We celebrate by doing the same stuff we usually do. We recap one of the best regular season weekends we've seen in some time then pick games for Week 16. Plus, we make a sixth team for the VBBFL!

We have a total of 59 games to pick: 16 in the NFL, 43 in college football. We pick them all, with some extra stakes for the bowl games.