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A comedy podcast about all things that make you say, Wait, Whaaat? Join Elaine and Paula EVERY FRIDAY for creepy stories about the paranormal, UFOs, conspiracy theories and more! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe!
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Ep 116 Douche Canoe Chronicles
The Zak Attack is BACK! Elaine and Paula review two Ghost Adventures episode (h Stardust Ranch, McPike Mansion) and review Zak's misadventures in his hair, clothing and failing to be a normal human being. Sit down, relax and do a whole lot of nothing because that's basically what Zak does when he ghost hunts, and take a listen!    
March 26, 2021
Ep 115 Museum Ghosts and The Alien Bible
In this episode, Paula explores the many ghosts that linger around some well known museum, including a museum that's near and dear to our hearts. Elaine gets into the good word of God with Albert E. Potts - a world-renowned linguist who decoded the Bible in its original form and found something surprising! (spoiler: WE'RE the aliens) And of course, we go off the rails on the way and eventually end up in the comment/review highlights portion of the show where we read YOUR thoughts and comments! Listen now! Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (One-time payment)
March 19, 2021
Ep 114 Harajuku Aliens and Villisca Murder House Haunts
This very special episode was recorded in McCambridge Studio 2 (ie: Paula's Prius) and in this episode, Elaine talks about the strange abduction of a Japanese farmer that resulted in him either having superpowers or a mental breakdown. Paula shares a listener's story of their experience in the Villisca Ax Murder house and discusses the possible suspects for this brutal, unsolved murder.  Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (One-time payment)
March 12, 2021
Ep 113 Scary Old Betches Parade
In this episode, Paula and Elaine give you a back to back on creepy old betches from the past and present. One crazy betch who locked her daughter in a room for 25 years and another one harassed her next door neighbors with a dead cat cake!   Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (One-time payment)
March 5, 2021
Ep 112 Bold Street Slips and Rare Cryptid Sightings
In this episode, Elaine talks about the strange time slips that have been happening around Bold Street in Liverpool and what could be the cause of it. Paula shines the light on rare cryptids you've never heard about and people's first hand experiences with these strange creatures! And finally, comment and review highlights from our odd squaad - see if your comment or review made the cut!  Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (One-time payment)
February 26, 2021
Ep 111 Paranormal Potty and Ghosted Celebrities
In what could possibly be one of our most vomit-inducing episodes, Paula talks about real life porta potty creepers and how a paranormal potty ghost is much more welcoming. Elaine sandwiches herself into two of her favorite topics: celebrities and ghosts as she tells the ghost stories of some famous people. This one isn't meant for the faint of heart or to be listened to while eating. You've been warned.  Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (One-time payment)
February 19, 2021
Ep 110 Underwater Ghosts and Underground Atrocities
This episode is dedicated to Cher T. ! Love you Cher!! In this episode, Paula talks about a how a tragic company party might have left distressed souls lingering around a lake while Elaine explores the caves of Dulce, Mexico and the terrible things the government did under the ground!   Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (One-time payment)
February 12, 2021
Ep 109: Terrifying Lawn Heads and Unforgiving Haunted Mirrors
In this episode, Elaine talks about the Hexham Heads - stone head carvings that appeared to be haunt anyone who touched them. Is the Stone Tape theory true? Did these strange carvings carry with it a history of a half man/half wolf? Paula then delves into the Black Mirror and what it does to the people that look into it. It's not a dressing room mirror but it's close!  Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (One-time payment)
February 5, 2021
Ep 108: Psychic Coach and Fruit Loving Aliens
In this VERY SPECIAL BIRTHDAY EPISODE FOR REBEKAH, Paula talks about a psychic child turned psychic coach while Elaine tells the story of aliens in Italy who created a friendship with an entire town in exchange for ... fruit? As usual, it's a weird and odd time at the Wait, Whaaat household! Pull up a chair and join us! Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (One-time payment)
January 29, 2021
Ep 107 Two Houses, One Zak
Elaine and Paula can't stop baggin on Bagans! In this episode, Elaine watches The Reseda House of Evil which seems to just be a house full of drugs and on this episode, a banshee named Zak. Paula wades through the muck and finds one of the worst episodes of Ghost Adventures - Demons in Seattle which was so lackluster even Zak couldn't work up his inner Susan Lucci to create drama about a pair of pants stapled to a wall.  The real question you'll be asking yourself after this episode is why does Travel Channel keep churning out these shows and what voodoo takes over us that we end up watching it! Sources:  Reseda House - Season 12, Episode Two / Demons in Seattle - Season 10, Episode 12 Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (One time payment)
January 22, 2021
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January 20, 2021
Ep 106 Here a Hole, There a Hole, Everywhere A Worm Hole!
Trip and fall into the deep hole with us this week, as Paula jumps right in with Mel's holes - where Mel found them, how big they are and all the weird things that came out of it. Elaine focuses on worm holes, time bending and chrononauts with a strange tale of how the government used children (and Barack Obama) to travel time and space to try and alter the history of the world.  Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (One time payment)
January 15, 2021
Ep 105 Spirit Pee and Spirit Pipe
WELCOME TO SEASON 3! We start this season off with a bang as Elaine talks about how an annoying spirit named "Jim" turned into The Black Monk of Pontrefract, history's most violent and assholiest ghost. On the other end, Paula talks about ghosts who want to haunt you between your legs. Learn about ghosts who've had sexy times with humans and how you can get some spirit in you the next time you get bored.  Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (One time payment)
January 8, 2021
Ep 104 Baggin' on Bagans - The Misadventures of Zak Bagans
In our very first episode of the New Year, Elaine and Paula start it off with what they do best! Baggin' on Bagans! In this episode, we take turns telling tales of Zak's ghost adventures to Fox Hollow Farms and the Manresa Castle. Both places have a strange and terrible history along with creepy hauntings, but by far, the biggest pest these two locations have ever encountered is Zak Bagans himself. Shop our Merch! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show!
January 1, 2021
Ep 103 Creepy Christmas Tales and Teeth Collecting Rats
In this VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EPISODE (dedicated to Mariela!) Elaine digs up a ye ol Christmas tradition of telling scary stories - except hers are based on true stories and would go perfect with your apple cider and yule log cake. Paula continues to freak you out with stories of how the history of tooth fairies and why in some countries, that tooth fairy looked more like ratatouille. Merry Christmas !!! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (or just buy us caffeine):
December 25, 2020
Ep 102 Mind Games and Mind Google
In this episode, Paula talks about MKUltra, what the government did, why they did it and who it affected. Elaine explores explores the Akashic records - a universal library with the history of EVERYTHING and how you can access it.  Get THE PERFECT GIFT! and dedicate an episode to someone who loves things that make them say, "wait, whaaat?! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (or just buy us caffeine):
December 18, 2020
Ep 101 Coma Chameleon and Real Life Torture Houses
In this episode, we talk about Paul Amadeus Dienach who fell into a coma that turned out to be his Delorean into the future. Paula talks of a real life torture house in San Diego that PEOPLE SIGN UP FOR VOLUNTARILY. You'll know why that's in caps when you hear the stories of what they do to people inside the house!  Get THE PERFECT GIFT! and dedicate an episode to someone who loves things that make them say, "wait, whaaat?! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (or just buy us caffeine):
December 11, 2020
EP 100 The One Where WE'RE STILL HERE
Much like the ghosts we talk about, Wait, Whaaat still haunts your earholes with our 100th EPISODE! In this episode, Paula and Elaine wax nostalgic and go back to their favorite creepy subjects. From black magic, Ouija boards and straight up creepy stories about strange hauntings on highways, it's the kind of creepy funny that you can expect for another 100 episodes!!  Get THE PERFECT GIFT! and dedicate an episode to someone who loves things that make them say, "wait, whaaat?! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! (or just buy us caffeine):
December 4, 2020
Ep 99 The Devil In Decker and The Art of Life After Death
In this episode, we explore the mystery of "The Rain Man" Don Decker, who mysteriously made it rain wherever he went, was he possessed or did he have supernatural abilities? Paula gets into the science of spirits, energy, the Scole Experiment and evidence of life after death. Just like your Thanksgiving leftovers, this episode is going to be GOOD!  Get THE PERFECT GIFT! and dedicate an episode to someone who loves things that make them say, "wait, whaaat?! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show!
November 27, 2020
Ep 98 Sketchy Swings and Sketching Alien Things
In this episode, Paula talks about abandoned theme park in Lake Shawnee haunted by sketchy killer swings of the past. Elaine delves into David Huggins, a man who has painted countless paintings of his encounters with aliens! (Including one that might be a little X-Rated!)  Get THE PERFECT GIFT! and dedicate an episode to someone who loves things that make them say, "wait, whaaat?! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show!
November 20, 2020
Ep 97 The Creepy Story Casserole
Served to you pipin' hot, SUPER creepy with a sprinkle of giggles - a casserole of scary stories and funny outtakes. Listen to strange happenings from the London Tower, creepy reddit stories, etc mixed in with some off the rails outtakes about bad waiters, why Mario Lopez is gross and more!   Get THE PERFECT GIFT! and dedicate an episode to someone who loves things that make them say, "wait, whaaat?! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show!
November 13, 2020
Ep 96 Scary Track Walkers and A Sea Of Trees
In this episode, Elaine explores the very haunted London Underground with only a flashlight and a ton of scary stories from people who've experienced strange and unusual sights and sounds. Paula talks about Sea of Trees AKA Aokigahara - Japan's Suicide Forest, it's sad history and why  as many as 100 people a year have successfully killed themselves there.  Get THE PERFECT GIFT! and dedicate an episode to someone who loves things that make them say, "wait, whaaat?! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show!
November 6, 2020
Ep 95: The Winchester House Halloween Episode
Paula and Elaine drive down to San Jose to experience the Winchester House and do a special recording inside mobile McCambridge studios! They talk about Winchester, the history, the haunts, and give a break down of what they experienced inside the house.  A fun and upbeat episode with some spooky stories mixed in just in time for Halloween!
October 31, 2020
Ep 94: M.I.B. and A Crazy Abductee for Kimberly!
In this very special episode dedicated to Kimberly, Paula and Elaine begin with Kimberly's very own paranormal experience. Paula then explores the strange and mysterious world of the Men In Black. Who are they? Are they government agents or do they belong to another agency that isn't of this world? Elaine then talks about Emanuel Swedenborg who had the craziest abduction story ever told that involves both Jesus, interplanetary travel, and alien spirit guides. Buckle up Kimberly, this ride is just for you! Get THE PERFECT GIFT! and dedicate an episode to someone who loves things that make them say, "wait, whaaat?! Tell us your story! WRITE:  RECORD: Support the show! 
October 30, 2020
Ep 93: Wagner's Shady and Hawking Was a Dick
Elaine talks about the shady business about Natalie Wood's death still has people shaking their heads. Find out why people believe Natalie Wood's death was not what it seems. Paula talks about the time travel paradox and the possibility that it might not exist. Could time travel vacation packages be possible in the distant future?  TELL US YOUR STORY:  or email us your story at: DEDICATE AN EPISODE: SUPPORT THE SHOW: FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, and TikTok!
October 23, 2020
Ep 92: We're Slippin
In this episode, Paula talks about the unlucky recipients of the Darwin Awards. From a guy who climbed Mt. Fuji for fun to someone took 'steamed buns' to a whole other level. Elaine then takes us to the Bermuda Triangle and one of its most infamous disappearances, Flight 19. Where did they REALLY disappear to?  DEDICATE AN EPISODE: TELL US YOUR STORY:
October 16, 2020
Ep 91 What About Bob and a Cough Drop?
The mic with the good audio is back! And in this episode, Elaine talks about what they really found at Roswell and why Bob Lazar has been telling us the truth about alien spacecraft all along! We then join Paula in London when a man's sore throat led to a botched exorcism that left people wondering why they didn't just go to CVS and grab some cough drops.  Paula attempts to explain why his family went from zero to 100 miles an hour into Crazy Town.  SUPPORT THE SHOW for as little as 99 CENTS A MONTH! DEDICATE A WAIT,WHAAAT EPISODE to somenone you love (or hate?) :
October 9, 2020
Ep 90: Practical Magic and Impractical Tombs *bad audio warning*
In this episode, Paula talks about the possible curse that a witch put on her favorite movie, Practical Magic. Was it a curse or does the director just suck? You make the call! Elaine gets into more drama with Egyptian royalty and asks the question, who was buried in the unmarked tomb in the Valley of the Kings in Luxor (aka KV55)? We've got our own theories on this and all kinds of random shit, (like why Taylor Swift would be best friends with us immediately!) Tune in and don't forget to support our show by sharing episodes or reviewing us on Apple Podcasts (or wherever you listen to podcasts!) 
October 2, 2020
Ep 89: The Magic 8 Ball Knows All
Paula and Elaine's new co-host, the Magic 8 Ball, plays a significant role in directing this episode. See what it has to say about Elaine's topic on the theory that the moon was made by humans of the future and Paula's extreme stories on how animals fought back against humans. We've got it all and an 8 ball. Listen now!
September 25, 2020
Ep 88: A Story of Cemeteries and Crazy Twins for CC *audio difficulties*
This very special episode is dedicated to CC!! In this episode, Paula discusses the Spidergate Cemetery and why it's known as the 8th Gate to Hell! Elaine dives into her fascination/fear of twins with the Erikkson twins and the insane events that happened in 2008 that involved a murder! Strap in with CC on her very special birthday episode as Elaine and Paula add in some chills and thrills with her birthday cake.
September 18, 2020
Ep 87: A Zoo of People and Werewolf Fashion
In this episode, Paula talks about the popularity of "people zoos," back in the day when people were unapologetically for the sake of entertainment, and the type of people who were kept in these zoos. Elaine talks about poor Peter Stubb, named after his missing hand, and accused of being a terrifying werewolf. Was he really a werewolf or a convenient person to pick on?  Tune in now!  Need a perfect gift? Dedicate an episode to your friend or loved one! Buy us some truffle fries! (One time payment to support the show)
September 11, 2020
Ep 86: The Man Who Cried Aliens and Hangry Ghosts
What happens to you in the afterlife if you make up gigantic lies about meeting aliens at bars? You probably turning into a hangry ghost with a pin mouth and gigantic black hole of a belly! Listen to this episode as Elaine talks about George Adamski's "encounters" with aliens, while Paula talks about a ghost realm where evil spirits a hunger that can never be satisfied!  Click below to dedicate an episode to a friend or loved one!
September 4, 2020
Hollywood Haunts and All Knowing Scrolls
This is a nice hearty episode filled with YOUR scary stories! Paula also talks about Jean Harlow's haunts while Elaine discusses the Dead Sea Scrolls and why it told an entirely different story of Noah and the Ark! Stop reading this and get to listening! 
August 28, 2020
Ep 84 Atlantis Found and Angry Aliens at Arecibo
In this episode, Elaine's hesitancy to do a story of Atlantis is shattered when she discovers that they might have found an actual place that matches Plato's description of Atlantis. Meanwhile, Paula investigates why the Arecibo radio was damaged this past month. Did it just need maintenance or was the damage actually done by outside forces that might not be from this world? You'll never know unless you listen to this episode!
August 21, 2020
Ep 83 Gavin Orders Claires With A Side of Past Lives
In this episode dedicated to Gavin, Paula talks to him about the variety pack of "Claires" - Clairvoyance, Clairaudience, Clairsentience and Claircognizance, find out which one suits your needs! Elaine gets into past lives and how it plays into why you are who you are. And also why Shirley MacLaine has already claimed all the good past lives so make sure to set your expectations lower than an Egyptian Princess (possibly girl that cleaned her feet)  LISTEN NOW! Don't forget to rate and review us on where ever you listen to your favorite podcasts. Shoot us an email if you would like to dedicate an episode to a family or loved one (or yourself) 
August 14, 2020
Ep 82 Strange Lakes and Strange Accents
In this episode, Elaine doubles down on her hatred of murky lakes as she talks about the murkiest and creepiest of all lakes, Lake Lanier! Paula gets into False Accent Syndrome and the phenomenon of why some people develop foreign accents after a head injury. Is it the brain malfunctioning or could the injury have opened up access to universal consciousness?  In between all our questioning and bad jokes, we also inadvertently found the meaning of life. No big deal. Just another day here on Wait,Whaaat
August 7, 2020
Ep 81 Ghost Hunter Blues and a Move It Along Party at Amityville
In this episode, Paula breaks down why ghost hunters on television can be extremely problematic (we're looking at you Zak Bagans) Legit ghost hunters explain why ghost hunting for ratings can be bad for the biz. Elaine deep dives into the classic Amityville horror and why we want to give the afterlife a move it along party.  Listen now all you strange and odd!
July 31, 2020
Ep 80 Moon Malls and Cursed Vomit Stew
Elaine puts in a heavy dose of strange when she talks about the astronauts who claim to have seen things (and people?) on the moon. Paula adds to it with her story of families who were cursed, what they did, who cursed them and why you should just pretend to like gifts of vomit rather than turn it down. There's a lot of life lessons in this episode so listen now! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe! 
July 24, 2020
Ep 79 Root Races and Demonic Spaces
In this episode, Paula takes on the touchy subject of Root Races and the theory (religion!) of Theosophy - what it is and how the Atlanteans were somehow involved! Elaine then takes us to Atchison, Kansas to hear the story about the Sallie House and the terrifying things that happened to one couple and why Elaine and Paula are now making vacation plans to stay there. You're not going to want to miss this! DON'T FORGET TO PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON where ever you listen to podcasts!  
July 17, 2020
Ep 78 Mississippi and Myspace Mysteries
In this episode, Elaine talks about the Pascagoula abductions of two men, Calvin and Charlie, and how their terrifying encounter with alien beings in 1973 affected their entire life. Then, Paula takes a closer look at an eerie case of a family who was stalked by a mysterious person who may have gotten in through Myspace.  Is it getting strange in here or has it always been strange? Join our Oddsquaaad and take a listen!  Help support the show! Don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts!
July 10, 2020
Ep 77: Annoying Appendages and Aswangs
In this episode, Paula talks about a rare condition people suffer from called apotemnophilia/xenomelia - the extreme desire to amputate a body part that feels foreign.  And Elaine digs into her Filipino culture and the superstition of the national Filipino monster, the Aswang. What is it? Where did it come from? And how do you get rid of it? If you like our show, please give us a rate and review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts!     
July 3, 2020
Ep 76: Killer Technology and Pesky Plagues
What's all the ruckus about 5G  - Elaine tries to weed through all the theories and figure out the downfalls of a faster, more connected world (aside from Elon Musk hovering over all of us) Paula lightens the mood with plagues and pandemics of the past - if we survived it then, we can certainly survive it now ...right???? 
June 26, 2020
Ep 75: Holey Moley, What Moisturizer Do You Use!
Are your birthmarks and moles just random or do they mean something else? Paula analyzes what they mean and why some marks could tell you a lot more about your future, your past and who you really are. Elaine introduces us to The mysterious Count St. Germaine who people believed to be an 'odd' fellow that lived hundreds of years. What was up with this guy? Listen now and get ready to check your moles and take notes on St. Germaine's skin regime.  
June 19, 2020
Ep 74: Bad Trout and Playing You Out
In this episode, Elaine talks about a ghost who came back and told her mom what the bad man done did while Paula ponders why it's so common to hear music blasting out of death's door. Or it could be just us being loud again. This episode is a party filled with the odd and strange and you're all invited! 
June 12, 2020
Ep 73: Space Dildos and Buying Superpowers
In this episode, Paula talks about the strange "asteroid" Oumuamua and why some scientists don't buy the "oh it's only an asteroid" theory. Our rants about close-minded scientists segue way perfectly into Elaine's topic on The Gateway Process - what it is, how it works and why the CIA was so interested in tapping into our hidden superpowers.  It's just our usual mind-opening, ear-shattering, Monster drink induced fun and you're all invited to join in!
May 29, 2020
Ep 72: Attics, Caves, Rants and Raves
We're fired up in this episode! In order to restrain ourselves from kicking geriatric butt, we pour our angst and assholey-ness into this episode! Elaine talks about the crazy bitch, Delphine Lalaurie, who tortured and murdered her slaves then skipped out of town when she was about to get caught, leaving behind one of the most haunted buildings in New Orleans.  Paula gets inspired by the shit show, Hellier, and decides to explore another creepy sewer-dwelling in Canada, where folks claim to have seen a strange creature lurking around. 
May 22, 2020
Ep 71: Astral Mall Fries and Scared Scottish Guys
Imagine having the ability to leave your body and go into different realms? Paula talks about astral projection, why some people think it's definitely real, and how you can astral project yourself. Then stick around for Elaine's story about the mysterious disappearance of three lighthouse keepers and why some locals blame it on ghosts and rap battling blue men.  
May 15, 2020
Ep 70: Reptilian Tales and Rips in The Universe
What happens when reptilians take over the planet? DO strange beings, UFOS and Bigfoot all have a secret passageway to another universe that we don't know about? Why is it so difficult to get out of Ikea? Is Neil Degrassi acting like an old-timey church? We explore all this and more in the JAM PACKED episode - so sit back on your UkerBloogun Ikea Chair, relax and open that mind up real wide, we're coming in  
May 8, 2020
Ep 69: Bit O' UFOs, Ghosts and Circus Peanuts
In this episode, Paula and Elaine discover they both love old-timey candies while talking about UFO networks that provide reports on sightings and opportunities to be a certified UFOLogist. Meanwhile, Elaine continues her weird trend on haunted holes in the ground with the Hoosac Tunnel.  Settle in with your warm Bit O Honeys and join us!
May 1, 2020
Ep 68: What Are We Who Where Are We Even?
Tik Tok blew it up and now we have to talk about it! Elaine asks the question: Did we all die in 2012? Did we all just jump to a parallel universe? If so, why does this universe have Forrest Gump saying the wrong thing!!! Paula explores the world of premonition and people who may have predicted a tragedy! It might be time to sit down and celebrate 4/20 again. 
April 24, 2020
Ep 67: The Young and The French
Elaine and Paula get into quarantine yays and nays before diving into this week's odd and strange topics! Paula talks about magical objects, what they were used for and how to make them (in case you're desperate for a DIY project) while Elaine concludes her out of this world story about the Tsarichina Hole and the aliens from the hole who were desperate to be interviewed!  GTTFP: 9:00
April 17, 2020
Ep 66: To Catch A Mesmerizing Predator
In this episode, Elaine talks about the incident that's been dubbed "the Roswell of Bulgaria" - the military and a group of psychics find something strange underground that might have called them there. Meanwhile, 6 feet way from Elaine is Paula, who talks about the Fox sisters and how they were the tragic rocks stars of the spiritualism movement in the late 1800s. Grab some ice tea and make sure Chris Hansen isn't lurking around in your kitchen pantry - it's about to get creepy up in here.  (GTTFP: 2:30)
April 10, 2020
Ep 65: Zombie Powder and Lead Masks
In this episode, Paula explores an abandoned building in Berlin with a rich history that included zombies and real life zombies of today.  Elaine talks about the mysterious Leads Mask case in Brazil and the mysterious death of two men who it belonged to!  Don't forget to give us a rating and a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to us - and don't forget we welcome any and all messages from our listeners, whether it be creepy stories or if you simply want to vent! We'll take them all!  GTTFP: 5:55
April 3, 2020
Ep 64: Creepy Coincidences and Hairy Hands
In light of the COVID19 epidemic, please note that Elaine and Paula took all the proper precautions needed to make this episode. Hands were washed multiple times,  the area was disinfected before/after taping and social distancing was practiced throughout.   STAY HOME and listen to this episode about creepy coincidences and hairy hands. Elaine talks about Mary and Barbara two women, 157 years apart who had eerie similarities on the circumstances of their death and their murderers. Paula speaks of hairy disembodied ghost hands who ended up being the cause of accidents and deaths.   (GTTFP: 13:30)
March 27, 2020
Ep 63: Cranial Violations
How many ways can you violate a cemetery before a poltergeist gets pissed? Find out when Paula talks about the Mackenzie Poltergeist and who it might be.  Elaine talks about a positive kind of ghostly violation when creative spirits took over the brain and body of two women and used them to create musical and literary masterpieces.  Listen now and let us violate your eardrums!  (GTTFP: 8:00 min mark)  
March 19, 2020
Short and Scaries Minisode 2: Myrtles Plantation and the New Jersey Devil
Go to our YouTube channel for more facts, tidbits and scary pictures on each of these stories.  Source:  Centennial Presents: World's Scariest Places
March 15, 2020
Ep 62: Wait Whaaat ... A Spin-Off?
In this episode, our talk about Scientology  and religion led us to talk about the biggest mystery of all - the human mind itself.  WE ARE THE ALIENS.  And we decided at the first Friday of every the month - we'll both be diving deep into topics that explores the human psyche, why people are the way they are, what secret powers our brains are capable of!
March 13, 2020
Ep 61: The Haunted Mormon Empire and Vanishing Into Thin Air
In this episode, we suddenly get the urge to Salt Lake City Utah - which, unbeknownst to us until Paula decided to talk about it in this episode, Salt Lake is a HOT BED of paranormal activity. We also talk about people who disappeared out of thin air and ponder about where they might have went. It's another creepy and mysterious time over here at the house of Wait, Whaaat and we can't wait for you to join us. 
March 6, 2020
Ep 60: This Episode Is Brought To You By The Letter B
Today class, we are going to talk about the letter B - in Wait, Whaaat style with your instructors Elaine and Paula.  Please repeat after me - BURIED alive - creepy BIRDS - and BURN me like Joan of Arc please.  Don't stand there looking confused - listen to ep 60 now.   (GTTFP: 4:30)
February 28, 2020
Ep 59: Night Terrors and A Demon Named Michael
In this episode, we talk about night terrors and why one woman thinks it's more than just regular ol' nightmares. We also talk about an exorcism gone wrong and why the demon that possessed Michael was simply Michael himself.  Put on your face masks because it's about to get durty up in here (also Elaine is sick in this episode so it's just a good precaution)
February 21, 2020
Ep 58: LIVE AT THE SIREN - Probe, Drink, Scream, Repeat
Our LIVE show at The Siren was as fun as it sounds because nothing goes better with alien abductions and haunted houses than lots and lots of Moscow Mules! It's a must=listen Valentine's episode!
February 14, 2020
Ep 57: Secrets and Sims
In this episode, Paula talks about history's biggest secrets and how they all went terribly wrong while Elaine explores the possibility that the world is  just a giant SIMS game and could the person manning the controls please make us filthy rich now? Thanks!  (GTTFP: 5:25)
February 7, 2020
Ep 56: Alien Structures and Snatchin'
In this episode, we talk about aliens who build and aliens who snatch celebrities who ARE a snatch. That's right Gwyneth Paltrow. We said it. (GTTFP: 6:42)
January 31, 2020
Short and Scaries Minisode 1
We tell short but truly scary stories about the Ghost of Broadway and the Athens Lunatic Asylum.  Also, don't forget that you can WATCH these stories on our Youtube Channel! 
January 29, 2020
Ep 55: Harold's Not A Real Baby
In this episode, Paula talks about the creepy place that is the Island of the Dolls and the drama that happens when Zak Bagans attempts to go there. Elaine talks about the strange Hollywood script that has a trail of famous celebrity deaths associated with it. (GTTFP: 8:30)
January 24, 2020
Ep 54: Cold and Familiar
Who is the grinning man AKA Indrid Cold and what was his connection to the mothman and what's up with the shiny outfit? Paula explore deja vu and other types of vus- is it the brain just screwing with us or is it something more? (GTTFP: 6:19)
January 17, 2020
Ep 53: Ghostly Butts and Monkey Nuts
It's our second season and we start 2020 off with a bang! Let's talk about Japanese Ghosts who moon you for fun or what about dead monkey ghosts who diddle themselves in the afterlife? This episode, we talk about the stories that even we didn't believe.  All this and SO. MUCH. MORE!  G(et)T(o)T(he)F(ucking)Point Time: 3:34 
January 10, 2020
Ep 52: The Lost Mini Episode
It's our LAST show of the season and we decided to post an episode that never was! This was an episode done for another podcast that never made it on the podcast - we talk about the Villisca Axe Murder House and handy dandy tips on how to detect if your home is haunted!  Enjoy and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! 
January 1, 2020
Ep 51: Riding the DMT Train and Mooning Haunted Dolls
It's not only the title of our show but it's also two things on our bucket list.  In this episode, Elaine explores DMT The Spirit Molecule and why it may be a train ride into another dimension.  Paula gets into famous haunted dolls, the damage they've done, the people they've haunted and why we should burn all dolls immediately. And as per usual, this all comes with a heavy dose of laughter, tears and Monster induced yelping. Jump on and let's go!
December 27, 2019
Ep 50: Nightmares and Noodles LIVE at Mee Heng Low
It's our BIG 5-0!!! AND Paula and Elaine celebrated it with noodles and a side of haunted stories at Mee Heng Low in San Luis Obispo's historical Chinatown! In this episode, they try not to ruin the patrons' appetites with their stories of haunted restaurants that feature drunk photo bombing Victorian ghosts from beyond, a haunted restaurant that was also a cave, energy balls of lights in kitchens and SO.MUCH.MORE. - who knew ghosts loved restaurants so much?? Have a seat and join the fun! 
December 20, 2019
Ep 49: Shadow People, Skin Walkers and People Who Won't STFU
So many scary stories and so little time to rant about all of them.  In this episode, Elaine talks about shadow people who show up at the wrong house and rude 'hat men' who come into your bedroom uninvited. Paula dials up the creepy and tells one family's story of how they were somehow surprised to see a skin walker on a deserted road where people told them skin walkers might be. 
December 13, 2019
Ep 48: Oui! Oui! and Where? Where?
In this episode, Paula takes us into the gardens of Versailles, where two women allegedly slipped back in time and saw Marie Antoinette herself. Did they really slip through a time portal or were they just suffering from lesbianism? While we're asking questions, what about Granger Taylor? You know the guy who up and disappeared in the 80s after telling his friends that he was taking an interstellar trip with aliens? Elaine tells the strange story on how an eccentric genius might have hitchhiked into outer space.  Talks of slips, space and ....skid marks? A recipe for a great episode.
December 6, 2019
Ep 47: Pondering the Poltergeist and Psychic Weapons of War
There's a difference between a poltergeist and a ghost and in this episode, Elaine shares a story of a woman who was tormented by a poltergeist and why some experts believe she brought it on herself. Paula tags in with a strange story about remote viewing and how the military tried to use psychics to try and one-up their enemies during the war. All this and a shocking revelation from Paula about Zak Bagans - we may never look at her the same way again. 
November 29, 2019
Ep 46: Casting Spells and Burnt Smells
In this episode, Paula talks about grimoires - a book of spells and how we sometimes inadvertently put spells on ourselves and Elaine talks about the lesser known USOs observing us from down below - all this while they tried not to pass out from toxic burnt plastic fumes that filled McCambridge Studios.
November 22, 2019
Ep 45: Haunted Jails, Ghost Nooks and Numb Hands
In this episode, Elaine talks about the tortured spirits that still haunt the Eastern State Penitentiary to this day while Paula tells us all about psychomanteum - a DIY mirrored ghost nook that allegedly works as a window into the other world.  Or is it? All this PLUS Elaine quest to tarnish Paula's innocence continues when she tells Paula about the 'numb hand' technique.  Like triple chocolate cake, this episode is rich, delicious and it'll make you a bit gassy but it's totally worth it.   
November 15, 2019
Ep 44: Dairy Loving Gods and Attack of the Burning Botata
What do you call statues that can't stop drinking milk and a guy who's burning from the inside? This episode.  Paula fights her urge not to rail against dairy as she tells about the Ganesha milk miracle that happened in the 90s and Elaine tells the grossest story yet about the burning man of Brazil.
November 8, 2019
Ep 43: The Two For One Halloween Special
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO OUR ODD SQUAAAD! We decided to forgo the trick part and just give you all treats on Halloween! TWO OF THEM! As in TWO delicious, episodes of scary stories and a LIVE recording at Cambria Nursery and Forest where we talk about killer plants and haunted forests. Prepare to be scared by a episode chock full of screams and nuts (AKA Paula and Elaine).
October 31, 2019
Ep 42: Illuminati for Dummies and What Happens When The Rhythm Finally Gets You
In this episode, Elaine gives a quick and dirty explanation on the Illuminati; who they were/are, what they want and how they're using tap water and sound frequencies to make us all into angry, uncaring zombies, Paula talks about other types of unstoppable dancing and laughing zombies that were caused by psychosomatic stress.  Listen and learn why it's always good to be the guy who knows it's a cookbook!
October 25, 2019
Ep 41: Creepy Baby Monitors, Weird Cravings and Judgy Ghosts
This is the episode that happens when we're sick and tired. In this episode, Paula talks about creepy things that have come out of baby monitors, including our own. Elaine dives deep into the weird phenomena of 'cellular memory'  and in between all of this, we realize we get a little assholey and if it makes you feel better, we probably conjured up a judgy ghost to haunt us as a result.  You'll want to take an extra swig of your energy drink for this one!
October 18, 2019
Ep 40: Hot Norwegian Aliens and Circus Woes
We're back underneath the security blanket of McCambridge Studios. Elaine's babbling about Travis Walton who needed hot aliens to convince him to calm down and Paula nearly puts Elaine in therapy with the horrible and tragic story of the Hagenbeck Wallace Circus. Join us for our live show hangover where the audio is much better but we still end up mispronouncing a lot of shit. 
October 11, 2019
Ep 39: Smooshed A-Holes and Chapped Lips
On our very first live episode was done how every scary story should be told - around a campfire in the middle of the woods at Morro Bay State Park! Paula treats the crowd to a story of Betty and Barney Hill - one of the first famous alien abductions, while Elaine reminds the crowd that the Exorcist was based on a true story that was equally as creepy as the movie.
October 5, 2019
Ep 38: Haunted Insane Asylums and Insane Dirt Eating Hikers
Recording at yet another AirBNB and this time, Elaine fully blames the bad audio on the ghosts in the house. But WE PROMISE it's worth powering through the less than perfect sound to hear about haunted insane asylums around the world and hikers who got lost around the corner from Starbucks. Okay, we're exaggerating, but it's not too far off from the actual truth!  
September 27, 2019
Ep 37: Psychic Hauntings and Paula's Ancestors
What do you call a place that rains bricks, has dancing dishes and magical pop-up barnyard animals? We would call it someplace you never want to visit but for the Surrency family, they unfortunately called it home. And in honor of Paula's birthday, Elaine explores Paula's ancient superior ancestors, the Annunaki and why they might be responsible for the know-it-all Virgos of present day.  We're just tossing around some crazy theories and unhealthy Monster drinks up in here, so please join us in the madness!   
September 20, 2019
36: Mysteries of Yosemite and Monetizing Lizzy Borden
Yosemite is big, vast, beautiful and totally haunted! Also, what better way to remember a brutal murder than buying a collectible bobblehead and knit hat? In this episode, Paula and Elaine talk about the strange and the weird as per usual and somehow end the creepiest of conversations about food (as per usual) We're bringing the scary, the funny and the appetizers and drinks! Don't miss out!
September 13, 2019
35: Houses With Issues and Kids With No Ghost Filters
Should we judge a house by it's past? In this episode, Paula talks about why some houses have a hard time becoming  a home (spoiler: they're creepy). Elaine shares countless stories of kids talking about things we can't see. (spoiler 2: they're creepy) This off the rails episode will have you sage-ing your house and every kid on the street.  additional bonus: when Elaine tries to explain to Paula how classy Elizabeth Taylor was by saying "Diamonds" in a disturbing way, over and over again.
September 6, 2019
34: The Banff Hotel, Ghostly Hitchhikers and Bad Accents
The bad accents are back in full force and so are the strange stories! Paula talks about the sad and tragic backgrounds of ghosts that have been rumored to haunt the Banff Hotel in Canada. Elaine does an extremely long and creepy PSA about never EVER picking up hitchhikers (especially ones that are sopping wet, think about your car upholstery!)
August 31, 2019
33: Sudden Geniuses and The Most Depressing Weddings Ever
Come in, sit down and lets get weird! In this episode, we talk about 'acquired savant syndrome' - when severe head trauma unlocks the genius within, is it a blessing or a curse? We also talk about ghost weddings, a disturbing tradition that's practiced all over the world.  And as per usual, we throw in our two-cents and bad jokes to make you feel at home. 
August 23, 2019
32: The Legends of August
There's a lot of stuff going down in August! In this episode, Paula says happy birthday to Elaine by telling her the strange stories that happened on August 12th, while Elaine indulges in one of her favorite conspiracy theories on the anniversary of Elvis Presley's death!
August 16, 2019
31: Grudge Holdin' Witches & Out of Body Experiences (with a side of truffle fries)
Order up! In this episode, we are still fantasizing about truffle fries and Lizzo - in between all that,  Elaine talks about her fondness for the Bell Witch and Paula explores out of body experiences and why scientists think it's all in your head (specifically your ear)!  Follow us on:  Instagram:  Facebook:  Twitter:  Youtube: 
August 9, 2019
30: The One Where We Record at A Haunted Beach House
In this episode, Paula and Elaine are both seriously impressed and seriously scared as they record inside their friend's beautiful beach house  on 1305 Newport Avenue in Arroyo Grande, CA. It has everything you could ask for and (possibly something else you might not have expected..) Available for booking here  - While being scared out of their minds, Paula still manages to talk about a creepy bed and breakfast in the Ozarks and Elaine tries to wrap her head around Quantum Immortality! 
August 2, 2019
29: No Closure Confessions
In this episode, Elaine talks about ghosts who needed closure that bypassed the Ouija board and instead, used modern technology to make themselves heard. Paula talks about the strange millennium falcon like anomaly they found in the Baltic Sea - in the middle of all this, we confess thing we didn't mean to in hopes that you'll be our best friend.  
July 26, 2019
28: Martin Martyn Calling For Daryl Hannah!
Paula dives deep into reincarnation stories and discusses signs that indicate you might be a reincarnated talent agent from the 1930s. Elaine shares celebrity ghost stories that might have you thinking twice about redecorating your (clearly haunted) house. Throw in some phallic pickle dick jokes in there and we're ready to party!
July 19, 2019
27: Don't Be So RH-Neggy
In this episode, Elaine explores alien-human hybrids walking among us and discovers that Paula might be one of them. Paula tries to speak our mortal language as she discusses the creepy story of The Watcher.  Oh and, we're back to chuggin' Monsters while we do it. So come join us and listen already!
July 12, 2019
26: Dear Creepy Babies
In this episode, the children rule. Creepy ghost and alien children that is. Paula talks about the angry ghost child from Dear David, and Elaine discusses why alien babies aren't something you just pick up and take home.
July 5, 2019
25: "WHO THE HELL IS MIKE?!" and Keanu Saves The World
This is the one episode where we talk about weird stanky thangs going on at Skinwalker Ranch that will raise the hairs on your back and the poor sad, gorilla faced sea beast who just wants a friend but also might want to eat you.
June 28, 2019
24: Prion Pills and Plus Sized Tootsies
Paula explains how there's already tiny zombies among us and gives a disturbing how-to on how zombies could become a real thing.  Elaine tags in and talks about big hairy dudes with plus-sized feet, putting aside her ancient alien hat for a minute to quickly become an armchair expert on Bigfoot Hunting and what everyone is doing WRONG.  It's another can't be missed episode that will have you saying, 'Wait,Whaaat?'
June 21, 2019
23: Canned Beef Livers and Pirate Perforated Bowels
You're just going to have to listen to the episode to fully understand that weird title. Paula and Elaine talk about the strange Sodder family disappearance and the even stranger lady who married and divorced an abusive Pirate Ghost. This episode packs a lot of weird and a lot of Monster drinks.
June 14, 2019
22: Missing Bodies and Extra Bodies
What goes better with energy drinks and a cool beach breeze wafting through McCambridge studios than talking about weird/creepy things? In this episode, Paula ponders what happened to Brandon Lawson and Elaine dips into the scary world of first hand encounters with dopplegangers. You definitely don't want to miss this episode! We're happy to support an amazing podcast called Re-Solved Mysteries -  Three BFFs retell, research and RE-solve Unsolved Mysteries. They laugh, cry, drink canned wine and want justice! Listen and follow them on Instagram  @re_solvedmysteries and on Facbeook & Twitter: @resolvethepod
June 7, 2019
21: Old Toddlers with Linear Splits and Mastering the Evil Eye
In this episode, Elaine talks about kids who try to harness their inner WWII jet fighter, and Paula gives you an unnecessary how-to on harnessing an evil eye that doesn't make you look like a cartoon villain. 
May 31, 2019
20: A Soup of Bodies and a Toupee of Horny Possessed Nuns
Paula's back from vacation just in time episode 20, where we talk about why using dead bodies as a foundation for your church isn't a really good idea and why a bunch of nuns thirst for a hot priest turned demonic and deadly.
May 25, 2019
19: Bucket O' Aliens, Ghosts and Creepy Kids
We didn't mean to run amok on this week's episode but we kind of did - the discussion goes from aliens to ghosts to kids we would totally punt across the parking lot. This is what happens when our tanks are full of energy drinks at 8:00 a.m. in the morning. 
May 17, 2019
18: Trippin' On Project Blue Balls
Episode 18's opening and closing song is by the band Majungas! Check them out at Strap in and try not to get motion sickness as Elaine and Paula try to talk about Project Blue Beam and the Paranormal Highway as a new (and very powerful) Monster Drink courses through their veins.   
May 15, 2019
17: Demons Talking Shit and Taking Souls With No Proof of Purchase
In thjs episode, Paula and Elaine confirms their growing psychic connection when they both choose to talk about demons who are gossipy, petty and provide zero receipts!
May 3, 2019
16: Lucid Podcasting and Monster Crashing
Elaine and Paula delve into the world beyond consciousness with stories of Near Death Experiences and Lucid Dreaming, all while fighting the dreaded Monster drink caffeine crash.
April 26, 2019
15: The Conjuring of Spotted Dick
This episode is dedicated to Loraine Warren, a pioneer in paranormal investigation. May she rest in peace.
April 19, 2019
14: Just The Tip
Paula and Elaine continue to get to know each other and continue to discuss all things creepy and weird. In this episode, Elaine clumsily tries to prove she can be an ancient alien theorist and Paula talks about Navy Commander, David Fraver's experience with UFOs and the T.I.P.
April 12, 2019
13: Strange Cases of the Seriously Lost
Now that the podcast is officially a teenager, Paula and Elaine have a caffeinated discussion filled with mood swings about people getting lost in the universe's airport and the snowy mountains of Russia!
April 6, 2019
12: My Borley Rectory Itches and That's Why I'm Whaley-ing
The episode that makes it a dozen. Paula and Elaine tackle two different countries' equally terrifying haunted houses; England's Borley Rectory (tee hee) and the United State's Whaley House.
March 29, 2019
11: Specifically Vague Stories of Swallowing Stones and Seared Flesh
In this episode, Paula and Elaine try to explain why people are disappearing in the mountains of Vermont and suddenly going up in flames in their own living room. Nothing much gets accomplished but we can report that two cans of yerba mate were consumed during the making of this episode.
March 22, 2019
10: Magicians Gone Wild and the Unwanted Floor Selfies of Belmez
In this episode, Paula and Elaine talk about Highgate Cemetery in London and the alleged vampire on the premises that two rival magicians tried to hunt down as well as the mystery of the Belmez Faces!
March 15, 2019
9: Bullshit, Bagels and Bleach
In this episode, Paula and Elaine share stories and personal about ghosts and goblins that seemed a little too far-fetched to believe. The new brand of yerba mate hits them quick and the discussion goes off the rails really quick. Please enjoy responsibly.
March 8, 2019
8: A Collage of Creepy and Our First Ever WTF Challenge
In this episode, Elaine and Paula go head-to-head on their first ever creepy story contest where the listeners get to vote on their favorite creepy story. Also included for no apparent reason? Caffeine rants about Ikea, lamps, Kenny Rogers and 80s music because we make creepy fun!
March 2, 2019
7: The Wait, Whaaat Sampler Platter
Due to brain farts and scheduling issues this week, we bring to you a tasty sampler platter of all our best (?) moments from the past 5 episodes. Have a taste of conspiracy theories with a garnish of ghosts and aliens then wash it all down with a sparkling yerba mate! Bon Appetit!
February 23, 2019
6: I Suppose I Did Call Her Camilla Parker Betch
In this episode, Paula talks about killer children and Elaine accuses the monarchy of murder! In other words, it's another fun day at the office.
February 15, 2019
5: Don't Go Dumpster Diving for the Devil
In this episode, Elaine and Paula discuss the quaint beginnings of the Ouija board and how it has been all downhill to hell from there. They also chat about the pantry ghost and what it could've possibly wanted from the weirdo family that it was haunting. Plus listener ghost stories!
February 8, 2019
4: Crop Circles and the Center of Your People Holes
In this episode, Elaine and Paula explore crop circle messages from other worldly beings that we're ignoring and why the center of the universe is closer than you think!
February 2, 2019
3: No Good Can Come From Scuttling
On this episode, Elaine and Paula explore two haunted hotels in California, The Hotel Del Coronado in San Diego and The Bluebird Inn in Cambria. When the yerba mates and hunger kick in, they also begin comparing celebrities and themselves to delicious pastries and why heaven was heavily mismanaged in the 1800s. It's a little less messy up in here but you should definitely still bring napkins.
January 25, 2019
2: Bless Their Hearts
On this episode, Elaine and Paula poke and prod on the weirdness of the Georgia Guidestones and scare themselves silly over one of the most haunted places in the Philippines, The Clark Air Base Hospital. Plus doppelganger tidbits, Victorian curse words and bad accents. It's a mess over here! We hope you join us!
January 18, 2019
1: What's Going On With The Puffin?
In this episode, Elaine and Paula have an energy drink fueled discussion on ghosts and share their own personal ghostly experiences. They also get into the creepy aesthetic and strange happenings going on at the Denver Airport - UFO sightings, demons in suitcases and Puffins on fire! Oh my! Thank you for listening! We hope you join us every week on #WAITWHAAAT for more musings on the strange and unusual. If you like this episode don't forget to rate and subscribe!
January 9, 2019