Wait,Whaaat?

In this episode, Paula explores an abandoned building in Berlin with a rich history that included zombies and real life zombies of today.  Elaine talks about the mysterious Leads Mask case in Brazil and the mysterious death of two men who it belonged to!  Don't forget to give us a rating and a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to us - and don't forget we welcome any and all messages from our listeners, whether it be creepy stories or if you simply want to vent! We'll take them all! 

In light of the COVID19 epidemic, please note that Elaine and Paula took all the proper precautions needed to make this episode. Hands were washed multiple times,  the area was disinfected before/after taping and social distancing was practiced throughout.   STAY HOME and listen to this episode about creepy coincidences and hairy hands. Elaine talks about Mary and Barbara two women, 157 years apart who had eerie similarities on the circumstances of their death and their murderers. Paula speaks of hairy disembodied ghost hands who ended up being the cause of accidents and deaths.   (GTTFP: 13:30)

How many ways can you violate a cemetery before a poltergeist gets pissed? Find out when Paula talks about the Mackenzie Poltergeist and who it might be.  Elaine talks about a positive kind of ghostly violation when creative spirits took over the brain and body of two women and used them to create musical and literary masterpieces.  Listen now and let us violate your eardrums!  (GTTFP: 8:00 min mark)  

Go to our YouTube channel for more facts, tidbits and scary pictures on each of these stories.  Source:  Centennial Presents: World's Scariest Places  https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC5KhnIdyfMfDrus3vG7sl-g

In this episode, our talk about Scientology  and religion led us to talk about the biggest mystery of all - the human mind itself.  WE ARE THE ALIENS.  And we decided at the first Friday of every the month - we'll both be diving deep into topics that explores the human psyche, why people are the way they are, what secret powers our brains are capable of!

In this episode, we suddenly get the urge to Salt Lake City Utah - which, unbeknownst to us until Paula decided to talk about it in this episode, Salt Lake is a HOT BED of paranormal activity. We also talk about people who disappeared out of thin air and ponder about where they might have went. It's another creepy and mysterious time over here at the house of Wait, Whaaat and we can't wait for you to join us. 

Today class, we are going to talk about the letter B - in Wait, Whaaat style with your instructors Elaine and Paula.  Please repeat after me - BURIED alive - creepy BIRDS - and BURN my like Joan of Arc please.  Don't stand there looking confused - listen to ep 60 now.   (GTTFP: 4:30)

In this episode, we talk about night terrors and why one woman thinks it's more than just regular ol' nightmares. We also talk about an exorcism gone wrong and why the demon that possessed Michael was simply Michael himself.  Put on your face masks because it's about to get durty up in here (also Elaine is sick in this episode so it's just a good precaution)

Our LIVE show at The Siren was as fun as it sounds because nothing goes better with alien abductions and haunted houses than lots and lots of Moscow Mules! It's a must=listen Valentine's episode!

In this episode, Paula talks about history's biggest secrets and how they all went terribly wrong while Elaine explores the possibility that the world is  just a giant SIMS game and could the person manning the controls please make us filthy rich now? Thanks!  (GTTFP: 5:25)

In this episode, we talk about aliens who build and aliens who snatch celebrities who ARE a snatch. That's right Gwyneth Paltrow. We said it. (GTTFP: 6:42)

We tell short but truly scary stories about the Ghost of Broadway and the Athens Lunatic Asylum.  Also, don't forget that you can WATCH these stories on our Youtube Channel! 

In this episode, Paula talks about the creepy place that is the Island of the Dolls and the drama that happens when Zak Bagans attempts to go there. Elaine talks about the strange Hollywood script that has a trail of famous celebrity deaths associated with it. (GTTFP: 8:30)

Who is the grinning man AKA Indrid Cold and what was his connection to the mothman and what's up with the shiny outfit? Paula explore deja vu and other types of vus- is it the brain just screwing with us or is it something more? (GTTFP: 6:19)

It's our second season and we start 2020 off with a bang! Let's talk about Japanese Ghosts who moon you for fun or what about dead monkey ghosts who diddle themselves in the afterlife? This episode, we talk about the stories that even we didn't believe.  All this and SO. MUCH. MORE!  G(et)T(o)T(he)F(ucking)Point Time: 3:34 

It's our LAST show of the season and we decided to post an episode that never was! This was an episode done for another podcast that never made it on the podcast - we talk about the Villisca Axe Murder House and handy dandy tips on how to detect if your home is haunted!  Enjoy and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! 

It's not only the title of our show but it's also two things on our bucket list.  In this episode, Elaine explores DMT The Spirit Molecule and why it may be a train ride into another dimension.  Paula gets into famous haunted dolls, the damage they've done, the people they've haunted and why we should burn all dolls immediately. And as per usual, this all comes with a heavy dose of laughter, tears and Monster induced yelping. Jump on and let's go!

It's our BIG 5-0!!! AND Paula and Elaine celebrated it with noodles and a side of haunted stories at Mee Heng Low in San Luis Obispo's historical Chinatown! In this episode, they try not to ruin the patrons' appetites with their stories of haunted restaurants that feature drunk photo bombing Victorian ghosts from beyond, a haunted restaurant that was also a cave, energy balls of lights in kitchens and SO.MUCH.MORE. - who knew ghosts loved restaurants so much?? Have a seat and join the fun! 

So many scary stories and so little time to rant about all of them.  In this episode, Elaine talks about shadow people who show up at the wrong house and rude 'hat men' who come into your bedroom uninvited. Paula dials up the creepy and tells one family's story of how they were somehow surprised to see a skin walker on a deserted road where people told them skin walkers might be. 

In this episode, Paula takes us into the gardens of Versailles, where two women allegedly slipped back in time and saw Marie Antoinette herself. Did they really slip through a time portal or were they just suffering from lesbianism? While we're asking questions, what about Granger Taylor? You know the guy who up and disappeared in the 80s after telling his friends that he was taking an interstellar trip with aliens? Elaine tells the strange story on how an eccentric genius might have hitchhiked into outer space.  Talks of slips, space and ....skid marks? A recipe for a great episode.

There's a difference between a poltergeist and a ghost and in this episode, Elaine shares a story of a woman who was tormented by a poltergeist and why some experts believe she brought it on herself. Paula tags in with a strange story about remote viewing and how the military tried to use psychics to try and one-up their enemies during the war. All this and a shocking revelation from Paula about Zak Bagans - we may never look at her the same way again. 

In this episode, Paula talks about grimoires - a book of spells and how we sometimes inadvertently put spells on ourselves and Elaine talks about the lesser known USOs observing us from down below - all this while they tried not to pass out from toxic burnt plastic fumes that filled McCambridge Studios.

In this episode, Elaine talks about the tortured spirits that still haunt the Eastern State Penitentiary to this day while Paula tells us all about psychomanteum - a DIY mirrored ghost nook that allegedly works as a window into the other world.  Or is it? All this PLUS Elaine quest to tarnish Paula's innocence continues when she tells Paula about the 'numb hand' technique.  Like triple chocolate cake, this episode is rich, delicious and it'll make you a bit gassy but it's totally worth it.   

What do you call statues that can't stop drinking milk and a guy who's burning from the inside? This episode.  Paula fights her urge not to rail against dairy as she tells about the Ganesha milk miracle that happened in the 90s and Elaine tells the grossest story yet about the burning man of Brazil.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO OUR ODD SQUAAAD! We decided to forgo the trick part and just give you all treats on Halloween! TWO OF THEM! As in TWO delicious, episodes of scary stories and a LIVE recording at Cambria Nursery and Forest where we talk about killer plants and haunted forests. Prepare to be scared by a episode chock full of screams and nuts (AKA Paula and Elaine).

In this episode, Elaine gives a quick and dirty explanation on the Illuminati; who they were/are, what they want and how they're using tap water and sound frequencies to make us all into angry, uncaring zombies, Paula talks about other types of unstoppable dancing and laughing zombies that were caused by psychosomatic stress.  Listen and learn why it's always good to be the guy who knows it's a cookbook!

This is the episode that happens when we're sick and tired. In this episode, Paula talks about creepy things that have come out of baby monitors, including our own. Elaine dives deep into the weird phenomena of 'cellular memory'  and in between all of this, we realize we get a little assholey and if it makes you feel better, we probably conjured up a judgy ghost to haunt us as a result.  You'll want to take an extra swig of your energy drink for this one!

We're back underneath the security blanket of McCambridge Studios. Elaine's babbling about Travis Walton who needed hot aliens to convince him to calm down and Paula nearly puts Elaine in therapy with the horrible and tragic story of the Hagenbeck Wallace Circus. Join us for our live show hangover where the audio is much better but we still end up mispronouncing a lot of shit. 

On our very first live episode was done how every scary story should be told - around a campfire in the middle of the woods at Morro Bay State Park! Paula treats the crowd to a story of Betty and Barney Hill - one of the first famous alien abductions, while Elaine reminds the crowd that the Exorcist was based on a true story that was equally as creepy as the movie.

Recording at yet another AirBNB and this time, Elaine fully blames the bad audio on the ghosts in the house. But WE PROMISE it's worth powering through the less than perfect sound to hear about haunted insane asylums around the world and hikers who got lost around the corner from Starbucks. Okay, we're exaggerating, but it's not too far off from the actual truth!  

What do you call a place that rains bricks, has dancing dishes and magical pop-up barnyard animals? We would call it someplace you never want to visit but for the Surrency family, they unfortunately called it home. And in honor of Paula's birthday, Elaine explores Paula's ancient superior ancestors, the Annunaki and why they might be responsible for the know-it-all Virgos of present day.  We're just tossing around some crazy theories and unhealthy Monster drinks up in here, so please join us in the madness!   

Yosemite is big, vast, beautiful and totally haunted! Also, what better way to remember a brutal murder than buying a collectible bobblehead and knit hat? In this episode, Paula and Elaine talk about the strange and the weird as per usual and somehow end the creepiest of conversations about food (as per usual) We're bringing the scary, the funny and the appetizers and drinks! Don't miss out!

Should we judge a house by it's past? In this episode, Paula talks about why some houses have a hard time becoming  a home (spoiler: they're creepy). Elaine shares countless stories of kids talking about things we can't see. (spoiler 2: they're creepy) This off the rails episode will have you sage-ing your house and every kid on the street.  additional bonus: when Elaine tries to explain to Paula how classy Elizabeth Taylor was by saying "Diamonds" in a disturbing way, over and over again.

The bad accents are back in full force and so are the strange stories! Paula talks about the sad and tragic backgrounds of ghosts that have been rumored to haunt the Banff Hotel in Canada. Elaine does an extremely long and creepy PSA about never EVER picking up hitchhikers (especially ones that are sopping wet, think about your car upholstery!)

Come in, sit down and lets get weird! In this episode, we talk about 'acquired savant syndrome' - when severe head trauma unlocks the genius within, is it a blessing or a curse? We also talk about ghost weddings, a disturbing tradition that's practiced all over the world.  And as per usual, we throw in our two-cents and bad jokes to make you feel at home. 

There's a lot of stuff going down in August! In this episode, Paula says happy birthday to Elaine by telling her the strange stories that happened on August 12th, while Elaine indulges in one of her favorite conspiracy theories on the anniversary of Elvis Presley's death!

Order up! In this episode, we are still fantasizing about truffle fries and Lizzo - in between all that,  Elaine talks about her fondness for the Bell Witch and Paula explores out of body experiences and why scientists think it's all in your head (specifically your ear)!  Follow us on:  Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/waitwhaaatpodcast/  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/waitwhaaatpodcast/  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/whaaatwait  Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5KhnIdyfMfDrus3vG7sl-g 

In this episode, Paula and Elaine are both seriously impressed and seriously scared as they record inside their friend's beautiful beach house  on 1305 Newport Avenue in Arroyo Grande, CA. It has everything you could ask for and (possibly something else you might not have expected..) Available for booking here https://bit.ly/2MwD3UY  - While being scared out of their minds, Paula still manages to talk about a creepy bed and breakfast in the Ozarks and Elaine tries to wrap her head around Quantum Immortality! 

In this episode, Elaine talks about ghosts who needed closure that bypassed the Ouija board and instead, used modern technology to make themselves heard. Paula talks about the strange millennium falcon like anomaly they found in the Baltic Sea - in the middle of all this, we confess thing we didn't mean to in hopes that you'll be our best friend.  

Paula dives deep into reincarnation stories and discusses signs that indicate you might be a reincarnated talent agent from the 1930s. Elaine shares celebrity ghost stories that might have you thinking twice about redecorating your (clearly haunted) house. Throw in some phallic pickle dick jokes in there and we're ready to party!

In this episode, Elaine explores alien-human hybrids walking among us and discovers that Paula might be one of them. Paula tries to speak our mortal language as she discusses the creepy story of The Watcher.  Oh and, we're back to chuggin' Monsters while we do it. So come join us and listen already!

In this episode, the children rule. Creepy ghost and alien children that is. Paula talks about the angry ghost child from Dear David, and Elaine discusses why alien babies aren't something you just pick up and take home.

This is the one episode where we talk about weird stanky thangs going on at Skinwalker Ranch that will raise the hairs on your back and the poor sad, gorilla faced sea beast who just wants a friend but also might want to eat you.

Paula explains how there's already tiny zombies among us and gives a disturbing how-to on how zombies could become a real thing.  Elaine tags in and talks about big hairy dudes with plus-sized feet, putting aside her ancient alien hat for a minute to quickly become an armchair expert on Bigfoot Hunting and what everyone is doing WRONG.  It's another can't be missed episode that will have you saying, 'Wait,Whaaat?'

You're just going to have to listen to the episode to fully understand that weird title. Paula and Elaine talk about the strange Sodder family disappearance and the even stranger lady who married and divorced an abusive Pirate Ghost. This episode packs a lot of weird and a lot of Monster drinks.

What goes better with energy drinks and a cool beach breeze wafting through McCambridge studios than talking about weird/creepy things? In this episode, Paula ponders what happened to Brandon Lawson and Elaine dips into the scary world of first hand encounters with dopplegangers. You definitely don't want to miss this episode! We're happy to support an amazing podcast called Re-Solved Mysteries -  Three BFFs retell, research and RE-solve Unsolved Mysteries. They laugh, cry, drink canned wine and want justice! Listen and follow them on Instagram  @re_solvedmysteries and on Facbeook & Twitter: @resolvethepod

In this episode, Elaine talks about kids who try to harness their inner WWII jet fighter, and Paula gives you an unnecessary how-to on harnessing an evil eye that doesn't make you look like a cartoon villain. 

Paula's back from vacation just in time episode 20, where we talk about why using dead bodies as a foundation for your church isn't a really good idea and why a bunch of nuns thirst for a hot priest turned demonic and deadly.

We didn't mean to run amok on this week's episode but we kind of did - the discussion goes from aliens to ghosts to kids we would totally punt across the parking lot. This is what happens when our tanks are full of energy drinks at 8:00 a.m. in the morning. 

Episode 18's opening and closing song is by the band Majungas! Check them out at Majungas.com Strap in and try not to get motion sickness as Elaine and Paula try to talk about Project Blue Beam and the Paranormal Highway as a new (and very powerful) Monster Drink courses through their veins.   

In thjs episode, Paula and Elaine confirms their growing psychic connection when they both choose to talk about demons who are gossipy, petty and provide zero receipts!

Elaine and Paula delve into the world beyond consciousness with stories of Near Death Experiences and Lucid Dreaming, all while fighting the dreaded Monster drink caffeine crash.

This episode is dedicated to Loraine Warren, a pioneer in paranormal investigation. May she rest in peace.

Paula and Elaine continue to get to know each other and continue to discuss all things creepy and weird. In this episode, Elaine clumsily tries to prove she can be an ancient alien theorist and Paula talks about Navy Commander, David Fraver's experience with UFOs and the T.I.P.

Now that the podcast is officially a teenager, Paula and Elaine have a caffeinated discussion filled with mood swings about people getting lost in the universe's airport and the snowy mountains of Russia!

The episode that makes it a dozen. Paula and Elaine tackle two different countries' equally terrifying haunted houses; England's Borley Rectory (tee hee) and the United State's Whaley House.

In this episode, Paula and Elaine try to explain why people are disappearing in the mountains of Vermont and suddenly going up in flames in their own living room. Nothing much gets accomplished but we can report that two cans of yerba mate were consumed during the making of this episode.

In this episode, Paula and Elaine talk about Highgate Cemetery in London and the alleged vampire on the premises that two rival magicians tried to hunt down as well as the mystery of the Belmez Faces!

In this episode, Paula and Elaine share stories and personal about ghosts and goblins that seemed a little too far-fetched to believe. The new brand of yerba mate hits them quick and the discussion goes off the rails really quick. Please enjoy responsibly.

In this episode, Elaine and Paula go head-to-head on their first ever creepy story contest where the listeners get to vote on their favorite creepy story. Also included for no apparent reason? Caffeine rants about Ikea, lamps, Kenny Rogers and 80s music because we make creepy fun!

Due to brain farts and scheduling issues this week, we bring to you a tasty sampler platter of all our best (?) moments from the past 5 episodes. Have a taste of conspiracy theories with a garnish of ghosts and aliens then wash it all down with a sparkling yerba mate! Bon Appetit!

In this episode, Paula talks about killer children and Elaine accuses the monarchy of murder! In other words, it's another fun day at the office.

In this episode, Elaine and Paula discuss the quaint beginnings of the Ouija board and how it has been all downhill to hell from there. They also chat about the pantry ghost and what it could've possibly wanted from the weirdo family that it was haunting. Plus listener ghost stories!

In this episode, Elaine and Paula explore crop circle messages from other worldly beings that we're ignoring and why the center of the universe is closer than you think!

On this episode, Elaine and Paula explore two haunted hotels in California, The Hotel Del Coronado in San Diego and The Bluebird Inn in Cambria. When the yerba mates and hunger kick in, they also begin comparing celebrities and themselves to delicious pastries and why heaven was heavily mismanaged in the 1800s. It's a little less messy up in here but you should definitely still bring napkins.

On this episode, Elaine and Paula poke and prod on the weirdness of the Georgia Guidestones and scare themselves silly over one of the most haunted places in the Philippines, The Clark Air Base Hospital. Plus doppelganger tidbits, Victorian curse words and bad accents. It's a mess over here! We hope you join us!

In this episode, Elaine and Paula have an energy drink fueled discussion on ghosts and share their own personal ghostly experiences. They also get into the creepy aesthetic and strange happenings going on at the Denver Airport - UFO sightings, demons in suitcases and Puffins on fire! Oh my! Thank you for listening! We hope you join us every week on #WAITWHAAAT for more musings on the strange and unusual. If you like this episode don't forget to rate and subscribe!