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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

By Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe

The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.
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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeOct 15, 2020

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Ep. 179 - Sad Day

Ep. 179 - Sad Day

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the fall of Diddy, the science behind teenage body odor, and where to get the best banana.

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Mar 28, 202401:08:21
 Bonus EP - Top Shelf Top Sheet

Bonus EP - Top Shelf Top Sheet

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a magical cheeseburger, the use of top sheets, and the biggest blueberry ever.


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Mar 25, 202434:30
Ep. 178 - Watersports trauma

Ep. 178 - Watersports trauma

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a woman stealing $27,000 worth of gas, how to avoid paying speeding camera tickets, and the great new water park opening in Atlanta.

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Mar 21, 202455:17
Bonus EP - Target Demo

Bonus EP - Target Demo

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an electronic vehicle that stopped working mid-drive, the 6-figure HR job that nobody wants because of where it is, and the toughest worms ever.


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Mar 18, 202441:30
Ep. 177 - Late Homework

Ep. 177 - Late Homework

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the State of the Union having little effect on the people, our favorite orange chemicals, and blindness caused by phones.


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Mar 14, 202458:53
Bonus EP - School Choices

Bonus EP - School Choices

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's stress dealing with his child's High School admission results.


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Mar 11, 202434:43
Ep. 176 - One Law a Day

Ep. 176 - One Law a Day

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the feral cats of Chicago, the effectiveness of toe-licking as a fundraiser, and how to break the law and get away with it.


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Mar 07, 202455:00
Bonus EP - No Pivot

Bonus EP - No Pivot

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recovery, Wendy's changing course, and how to win a tree tossing contest on the low.


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Mar 04, 202432:51
Ep. 175 - Temporary Setup

Ep. 175 - Temporary Setup

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about fentanyl lollypops, IRS auditing private jet usage, and McDonald's launching a WcDonalds.


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Feb 29, 202459:22
Bonus EP - Steel City Love

Bonus EP - Steel City Love

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how cold Pittsburgh is, AI being used in job applications, and make an odd argument for job diversity.


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Feb 26, 202436:20
Ep. 174 - Early

Ep. 174 - Early

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an unsuccessful Bonnie and Clyde, potty mouth parrots, and a steel Tesla showing signs of rust.


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Feb 22, 202401:00:07
Bonus EP - Salsa & Ranch

Bonus EP - Salsa & Ranch

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their favorite condiments, the return of Mayo, and why baby boomers won't sell their homes.


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Feb 19, 202437:37
Ep. 173 - Trust No One

Ep. 173 - Trust No One

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the power of Usher over men of a certain age, Super Bowl ratings records and Americans not trusting anybody.


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Feb 15, 202401:01:42
Ep. 172 - Bodega Members Only

Ep. 172 - Bodega Members Only

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the changes at Gastor's corner store, the things we've been accidently eating, and the last two times Shalewa found hair in her food.


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Feb 08, 202432:53
Ep. 171 - Land of Frozen Teslas

Ep. 171 - Land of Frozen Teslas

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tesla charging stations failing due to Chicago's winter, overlooked earthquakes, and the benefits to working the 8-hours a day that make the most sense to you.


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Feb 01, 202448:07
Bonus EP - Killer Smoothie

Bonus EP - Killer Smoothie

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a wife trying to kill her husband through smoothies, the surprising amount of microplastics in your water, and humans beating AI in terms of value.


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Jan 29, 202432:59
Ep. 170 - 400 Solid

Ep. 170 - 400 Solid

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about making 400 sperm donations, the return of child labor, and how a group of marsupials fuel their sex sessions.


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Jan 25, 202453:10
Bonus EP - Second Childhood

Bonus EP - Second Childhood

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the wasted weed in Canada, and the deadly cats that can solve all of our problems!


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Jan 22, 202437:53
Ep. 169 - My Foot Weighs a Ton

Ep. 169 - My Foot Weighs a Ton

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being nude at a Bass Pro Shop, rebranding smudge candy, and Shalewa plans her return to the game


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Jan 18, 202457:30
Bonus EP - Keep Reinventing

Bonus EP - Keep Reinventing

In today's bonus episode, Gastor is joined by the homie Ariel Leaty and they discuss California making it illegal to ask about cannabis use in a job interview, a New York Yankee legend playing with the Philharmonic and and teenager beats Tetris!


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Jan 15, 202426:48
Ep. 168 - Shout Out to New Jersey

Ep. 168 - Shout Out to New Jersey

In today's episode, Gastor is joined by the homie Ariel Leaty of the Fraudsters Podcast, and they discuss Spirit putting a child on the wrong plane, Mickey Mouse becomes public domain and one of the oddest world records ever attempted.

Get better soon Sha!

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Jan 11, 202448:60
Bonus EP - Middle-management dreams

Bonus EP - Middle-management dreams

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new IRS tax breaks for 2024, rising stamp prices and people sneaking onto international flights.


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Jan 08, 202432:42
Ep. 167 - New Year, New Ankle

Ep. 167 - New Year, New Ankle

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recent ankle injury, multitasking reindeer, and children flying to the wrong city on Spirit Airlines.

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Jan 04, 202459:50
Ep. 166 - Otters in my slacks

Ep. 166 - Otters in my slacks

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about smuggling otters on a plane, and the most searched terms on Google.

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Dec 28, 202355:42
Ep. 165 - Mile High Hurdle

Ep. 165 - Mile High Hurdle

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Trump's hurdle in Colorado, Blossom fired from Jeopardy, and the post-shutdown drop in the population of New York City.

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Dec 21, 202349:53
Bonus EP - The Next Adam Driver project

Bonus EP - The Next Adam Driver project

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about shooting yourself in an MRI machine, and the unexpected heir to a portion of the LVHM fortune.


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Dec 18, 202333:35
Ep. 164 - Liquid Death

Ep. 164 - Liquid Death

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Lemonade controversy at Panera Bread, stealing millions from an NFL team, and the MTA's latest efforts to curb fare evasion.


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Dec 15, 202349:18
Bonus EP - Love Language

Bonus EP - Love Language

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Oxford's 2023 word of the year, and millennials feeling abandoned by their baby-boomer parents.


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Dec 11, 202346:00
Ep. 163 - Lost In Translation

Ep. 163 - Lost In Translation

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Taylor Swift being named Time's Person of the year, Penguins taking a ton of naps, and the book translation that snitched on the Royals.


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Dec 07, 202354:40
Bonus EP - Labeled Underwear

Bonus EP - Labeled Underwear

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about modern inconveniences, a robbery case cracked by visible underwear, and a local government trying to throw away an elderly woman's rock collection.


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Dec 04, 202339:45
Ep. 162 - Orca Rock

Ep. 162 - Orca Rock

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the use of Heavy Metal against Orcas, the theft of an ambulance truck, and the egg farmer-vegan conspiracy.


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Dec 01, 202354:17
Bonus EP - Home Sick

Bonus EP - Home Sick

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor playing doctor for his family, an Airbnb host who is angry they got out-hustled, and a horse gets loose on a plane.


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Nov 27, 202339:59
Ep. 161 - Heartbreak

Ep. 161 - Heartbreak

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the fall of Diddy, Andre3000's new music, and a Taco Bell holiday party gone too far.


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Nov 23, 202353:37
Bonus EP - Milk and Brandy

Bonus EP - Milk and Brandy

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a funeral home in Oklahoma that wasn't keeping up with business, and a change in the state cocktail of Wisconsin.


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Nov 20, 202342:16
Ep. 160 - Two Times

Ep. 160 - Two Times

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a plane taking off without it's windows, a new mammal discovered in Indonesia, and what it must feel like to win the lotto twice.


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Nov 16, 202346:02
Bonus EP - $30 Salad

Bonus EP - $30 Salad

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to get workers back in the office, overpaying for lunch in the city and reminisce about Zoom comedy.


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Nov 14, 202332:58
Ep. 159 - Saucony U

Ep. 159 - Saucony U

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about otter attacks, deer's walking through restaurants and potential cheating in the NBA.


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Nov 09, 202358:20
Bonus EP - Options

Bonus EP - Options

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target changing it's self checkout policy, the worst landlord in NYC, and how mobile phones are hurting sperm counts.


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Nov 06, 202341:44
Ep. 158 - What's in your Ear?

Ep. 158 - What's in your Ear?

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about tummy issues, finding spiders in your ear, and a spike in deodorant sales.


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Nov 02, 202356:20
Bonus EP - Children's Court

Bonus EP - Children's Court

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the newly brokered peace in the Taco Tuesday wars, a new dog mom with a litter of 15 puppies, and how to use kids to guilt people out of drunk driving.


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Oct 30, 202332:25
Ep. 157 - Closet Construction

Ep. 157 - Closet Construction

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about several California cities amongst the nation's rattiest, women in Iceland going on strike, and why a town in Queens wants the music turned down.


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Oct 26, 202301:05:50
Bonus EP - Diaper Bombs

Bonus EP - Diaper Bombs

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the diaper that diverted a flight and the latest fee being charged to Brunch goers.


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Oct 23, 202338:27
Ep. 156 - Bigger than Blueberries

Ep. 156 - Bigger than Blueberries

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a school teacher playing an inappropriate movie for 4th graders, catching herpes from a pastor and the loss of the pandas.


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Oct 19, 202301:00:17
Bonus EP - World Records

Bonus EP - World Records

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a young man's failed attempt to row across the Pacific Ocean, the oldest woman to skydive, and how to smuggle giraffe poop into the country.


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Oct 16, 202333:11
Ep. 155 - Breakout the Wings and Raisons

Ep. 155 - Breakout the Wings and Raisons

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the yule log video that was confused for a real fire, how the national alarm service cost some people their cell phones, and the loss of newly popular girl scout cookie.


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Oct 12, 202357:12
Bonus EP - New Money

Bonus EP - New Money

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about California raising the minimum wage, and Disney giving a stipend to its employees after they lost their biggest job perk.


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Oct 09, 202335:13
 Ep. 154 - Far From Home

Ep. 154 - Far From Home

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a dangerous water slide at Disney, a prison in Venezuela that rivaled the best cities in the area, and the CEO of AirBnB is asking host to lower their prices


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Oct 05, 202349:33
Bonus EP - Joy Ride

Bonus EP - Joy Ride

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about children stealing their mother's car in protest, and a farting service dog ruining a 13 hour flight.


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Oct 02, 202335:10
Ep. 153 - I'm coming Home

Ep. 153 - I'm coming Home

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Florida introducing an alternative to the SAT/ACT, windows getting smashed on NYC trains, and the final destination of Bob the cat.


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Sep 28, 202338:53
Bonus EP - PJ's everywhere

Bonus EP - PJ's everywhere

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about wearing PJ's outside, Gastor talking to his children, and a meteor on it's way to hit Earth!


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Sep 25, 202342:60