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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

By Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe
Comedians Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe discuss the latest news in the world of Politics, Sports and Entertainment.
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Ep. 032 - Tom Cruise is doing what he can
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tom Cruise returning his Golden Globe awards in protest, the lack of gasoline in North Carolina, and a loose tiger in Texas. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:20:26
May 13, 2021
Bonus Ep - Florida is being Florida
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Florida trying to ban social media sites from deplatforming politicians, a nose-to-penis ratio study, and a woman finding a cigarette in her taco at Taco Bell.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
40:49
May 10, 2021
Ep. 031 - Homesick
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Joe Rogan giving out bad information, Goldman Sachs trying to bring workers back into the office fold, and the end of that loving feeling between Bill and Melinda Gates. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:13:22
May 6, 2021
Bonus Ep - Ninja Turtle Tattoos
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss which full-sleeve tattoos they'd get, race dog's being given meth and the political power of a Jay-Z and Nas endorsement.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:01:09
May 3, 2021
Ep. 030 - Pink Moon Energy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the recent super pink moon, the return of the Johnson & Johnson shot, and Elon Musk saying people might die on his mission to Mars. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:38:20
April 29, 2021
Bonus Ep - Million Dollar Kicks!
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Kanye West's original Yeezy's going for a million bucks, outrunning a T-Rex, and Shalewa's shopping for a new mattress.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
44:08
April 26, 2021
Ep. 029 - Down Bad, No Cap
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa decide which of today's slang they will add to their daily lexicon, while talking over Mark Davis and his Raider's insensitive tweet, Whole Foods scanning your palm for payment, and the criticism of the words of #BLM activist - Britney Spears?! Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:38:07
April 22, 2021
Bonus Ep - Everybody wants to be Ghost
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Hank Azaria apologizing for Apu, a man suing 50 Cent over claims that he inspired "Power", and a few odd listener submitted articles.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
54:07
April 19, 2021
Ep. 028 - When is Too Soon?
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa dive in on the concept of "Too Soon" and when its appropriate to make a joke, while touching on the Dante Wright shooting, the passing of DMX, and the defeat of the Unionization efforts by Amazon.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:49:18
April 15, 2021
Bonus Ep - Comedy Lives
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Paul Pierce losing his job, Major League Baseball moving it's All-Star game, and the vaccine and it's effect on local comedy. They are joined by comedian/director Pockets Graham (@ImPockets on twitter and Instagram) to discuss his recent Film #COMEDYLIVES Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:12:12
April 12, 2021
Ep. 027 - Shalewa Versus Verzuz
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss some random news topics, but only after Shalewa shares her frustrations with Steve Harvey's hosting of the most recent Verzuz. Gastor has never been happier. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:36:14
April 8, 2021
Bonus Ep - It's hard out here for a Jonas
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss sex robots for the elderly, protest being allowed at the US Olympic Trails and a comic book about the "struggle" of life as Nick Jonas. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
41:43
April 5, 2021
Ep. 026 - Ruffles and Pokémon cards
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa pick the best PMS snacks, discuss Elon Musk continued failures at getting to space, and the benefits of an adjustable penis.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:37:26
April 1, 2021
Bonus Ep - A friendly Verzuz
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the recent Ghostface/Raekwon Verzuz, Jay-Z's autographed baseball card and Bobby Shmurda's life on parole.   Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
46:20
March 29, 2021
Ep. 025 - Pick up the Girls!
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa question Krispy Kreme's free donut for vaxers promotion, the struggles of the US Postal service, and the unseen R-rated version of Mrs. Doubtfire.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:29:24
March 25, 2021
Bonus Ep - Blue Ivy has more Grammy's than You
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Blue Ivy's first Grammy, who should Stacy Dash date next, and the JLo/ARod love affair. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
43:16
March 22, 2021
Ep. 024 - The Pope is half-steppin
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about The Real World reunion, the Vatican's stance on blessing same-sex unions, and Tesla's self-driving beta software rollout.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:25:17
March 18, 2021
Bonus Ep - We don't believe you Prince Charles
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the end of the iMac Pro, Pepe Le Pew's removal from the next Space Jam movie, and Prince Charles trying to run damage control for the Royal Family. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
51:39
March 15, 2021
Ep. 023 - The Malice in the Other Palace
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the damage control being done by the Royal Family, the success of Alaska in getting the vaccine to its community, and Joe Bidden's dog Major getting kicked out of the White House.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:26:15
March 11, 2021
Bonus Ep - You too can be a Tekashi69 Security Guard
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the possible identity of Banksy and wonder what it must be like to work as a Tekashi69 Security guard.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
32:13
March 8, 2021
Ep. 022 - Read the room, Andrew Cuomo
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Andrew Cuomo's growing legal issues, the Nike exec brought down by her idiot son, and iPhones ruining your sleep. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:13:39
March 4, 2021
No Bonus Episode This Week
There's no bonus episode of The War Report Podcast this week and it's Gastor's fault. Gastor and Shalewa recorded a great episode with guest Gordon Baker-Bone of the Drunk Black History Podcast, but unfortunately had some technical issues. Gastor says I'm sorry in his own way.  Check out the Homie Gordon Baker-Bone's Podcast Drunk Black History (co-hosted by Brandon Collins)  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/drunk-black-history/id1535495844 Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
03:37
March 1, 2021
Ep. 021 - The Washington Football Journey
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the naming process for the Washington Football Team, the discovery of the oldest DNA, and MLB making sure baseballs is less fun?  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
49:47
February 25, 2021
Bonus Ep - Girl Scout Cookies and a Vegan KitKat
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa shares her Girl Scout Cookies - but only a certain amount of them. Gastor tells us what he doesn't give kids money who are fundraising for their basketball team. Together, they discuss McDonald's new chicken sandwich clothing and the premier of the vegan KitKat.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
30:16
February 22, 2021
Ep. 020 - No Mardi Gras for 2021
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the alternative ways the people of New Orleans are celebrating Mardi Gras, Central Park Karen getting her charges dropped, and they give props to a young student who got accepted into 50 colleges! Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:18:21
February 18, 2021
Bonus Ep - How Many Mugs Do You Own?
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa wonders what is the right amount of mugs to have in her life, while Gastor notices how Crack documentaries all share a similar trait. Together, the laugh at the silliness that is Sean Combs suing Sean John for using Sean Combs when talking about Sean John.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
37:27
February 15, 2021
Ep. 019 - Lay off The Weeknd
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the opening day of Trump's Impeachment trial, a Utah school that allowed their students to opt out of Black History Month, and Shalewa soap-boxes about The Weeknd's Halftime show.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:02:60
February 11, 2021
Bonus Ep - Was your Cardboad cutout at the Superbowl?
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Tesla's recall, GameStop Stock finally calming down, Rob Gronkowski faking off-season workouts and the 30,000 cardboard cutouts that will attend the Super Bowl Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
54:02
February 8, 2021
Ep. 018 - "Real New Yorker" Andrew Yang fights Covid
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa deal with being snowed in as part of the blizzard that hit the Northeast. Together they discuss Trump's plan to fight his impeachment, the GOP's counter to Biden's Relief plan, and "Real New Yorker" Andrew Yang getting covid-19. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:01:26
February 4, 2021
Bonus Ep - If Trey Songz punched you, own it
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the iPhone 12 interfering with pacemakers, Trey Songz beating up cops, and the sad case of the Secret Service workers who get stuck guarding Eric Trump. They are joined by friend and comedian Courtney Fearrington @bigCcomedy  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
28:03
February 1, 2021
Ep. 017 - Putin laughs at Biden
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss the monkey worker's union, the incredibly slow rising minimum wage, and Joe Biden's first phone call with Vladimir Putin. They are joined by friend and comedian Courtney Fearrington @bigCcomedy Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:11:08
January 28, 2021
Bonus Ep - Parlor vs. Tim "Apple"
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about TIm Cook shutting down Parlor, Azealia Banks boiling cats, and the awesome members of Bills Mafia. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
46:18
January 25, 2021
Ep. 016 - Trump's Going Away Bash!
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss the transition of power between Trump and Biden, Trump's presidential pardons (Shouts to Lil Wayne!) and a recent discovery that might reveal how dinosaurs had sex. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:15:25
January 21, 2021
Bonus Ep - Soho Karen
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Cole apologizing to Kanye, Alabama's championship celebrations gone wild, and the madness that is "Soho Karen." Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
34:57
January 18, 2021
Ep. 015 - Brita and Crocs are all you need
In today's episode, Shalewa enjoys life with a new Brita filter and Gastor discusses his brief career as an alcohol distiller. Together they talk about Trumps impeachment, Ireland's growing covid-19 numbers, and how Crocs have gone from "ugly shoe" to "pandemic business success." Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:26:47
January 14, 2021
Bonus Ep - About a week ago!
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the potential early release of Bobby Shmurda, the disturbing twitter hole of Bean Dad, and the dangers of eating at Justin's. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
35:38
January 11, 2021
Ep. 014 - Before the Madness
Note* Today's episode, like all episodes, was recorded on the Tuesday prior to the release. Before all of the... everything.  In today's episode, Shalewa jacks renames office supplies and Gastor has to explain to his son what is zoom appropriate attire. They also discuss the end of Adobe Flash, the return of the OG Batman Michael Keaton,  and the decision by American Airlines to stop allowing emotional support animals. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:24:12
January 7, 2021
Bonus Ep - Give me 2 checks! I need 2 checks!
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about your upcoming stimulus checks, Young Thug's lack of knowledge of Jay-Z and Andre 3000's discography and wonder if Hilaria Baldwin's 10 year performance as a Spanish women should be commended.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
34:18
January 4, 2021
EP. 013 - Get Rid of your Trees!
In today's episode, Shalewa rediscovers the magic of movies, and Gastor needs to rush to get rid of his Christmas Tree before the year kicks off. Together, they discuss Lori Loughlin's release from jail, Mariah Carey's reign on top of the Christmas music charts, and how nose picking is spreading the corona virus. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:25:13
December 31, 2020
Bonus Ep - Nugget After Dark
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about how to rock your Faux Fur, "Nugget after Dark," and wonder if having the both the nicknames Prince and Blanket are too much for one Jackson.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
36:30
December 28, 2020
Ep. 012 - The Black Super Powered Edition
In today's episode, Shalewa and Gastor share they new found super powers, the long overdue Barbara John Statue in the Capitol Building, and what's the best way to deal with a less-then-average sandwich artist.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:27:41
December 24, 2020
Bonus Ep - We Want them Howard Stern Checks!
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor dream of cashing in like Howard Stern and come to the defense of a local Amazon Delivery driver.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
36:29
December 21, 2020
EP. 011 - It's DOCTOR Jill Biden to you!
In today's episode, Shalewa and Gastor chin-check Joseph Epstein for taking reckless about Dr. Jill Biden Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:14:19
December 17, 2020
Bonus Ep - Be more like Casanova
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor encourage teens to "fight the power" by wearing any nail polish they want, show genuine concern for Logan Paul, and salute their growing fanbase in Wappingers Falls, NY Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
28:31
December 14, 2020
Ep. 010 - Always Good
In today's episode, Shalewa applauds the success of Roddy Ricch but wonders what his summer would have been like in a non-quarantine 2020, while Gastor shares with the listeners how his "Always Good" mantra works.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
47:18
December 10, 2020
Bonus Ep - George Clooney's Secrets
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa doubts the legitimacy of George Clooney's proclaimed hair routine, while Gastor grows concerned for Joe Biden's ability to survive the presidency based on his most recent injury. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
29:09
December 7, 2020
Ep. 009 - Where's Rita?
In today's episode, Shalewa wonders who came to Rita Ora's party, while Gastor wonders if drinking Hennessy before games was the key to Marshawn Lynch's success. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:19:07
December 3, 2020
Bonus Ep - Grown folk know about the Eggplant imoji
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the future of fake faces created by artificial intelligence and how to talk to your parents about their sex life.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
29:58
November 30, 2020
Ep. 008 - Lil Wayne deserves a presidential Pardon!
In today's episode, Shalewa goes off on Sherwin-Williams, while Gastor invites 3 people, and only 3 people, to Thanksgiving. Together, they discuss the likelihood of a Donald Trump issuing a pardon of Lil Wayne. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:02:06
November 26, 2020
Bonus Ep - Don't name your son Scooter
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Michelle Obama calling out the Trumps on their nonsense, and why you should never date a guy named Scooter.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
41:30
November 23, 2020
Ep. 007 - Benny the Butcher vs McDreamy
In today's episode, Shalewa is in a better place now that Mercury is no longer in retrograde, and Gastor is learning what that means. Together, they discuss Chris Brown's future in the OnlyFans market, Costco's business practices, and wonder how Blue Ivy Carter has a better agent then they do. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:12:45
November 19, 2020
Bonus Ep - Party In the US of A
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor look at the Music Charts and see what songs have become hits in the aftermath of the election. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
19:33
November 16, 2020
Ep. 006 - What's more expensive: a Travis Scott verse or a Travis Scott doll?
In today's episode, Shalewa deals with her passive-aggressive cat while Gastor bonds with Shalewa because they both came from "No-pets" households. The duo talk about Ben Carson's sickness, life after Trump's presidency, and paying $55,000 for a McDonalds' toy.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:00:20
November 12, 2020
Bonus EP - We're still here.
*Bonus content was recorded during election day, during uncertain times.  In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor find out who Antonio Brown is bunking with, and who the "Karen's" of the country voted for.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
36:33
November 9, 2020
Ep. 005 - Is the World Over?
In today's episode, Shalewa fights off the last effects of Mercury in Retrograde while Gastor learns Maine's 2-letter abbreviation. The duo also discuss the Lil Wayne choosing Trump over Love, and find a new way to compare Obama to JayZ Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:00:43
November 5, 2020
Bonus EP - Kanye for President!
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor consider buying property in Sicily for dollar, and discuss the "probable" (ed. - Gastor's words only) Kanye West presidency.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
29:28
November 2, 2020
Ep. 004 - Guess The President's Password
In today's episode, Shalewa manages her procrastination while Gastor discusses password security. The duo also discuss the lucrative world of podcasting according to Billy McFarland of Fyre Fest fame.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
51:04
October 29, 2020
Bonus Ep - No new friends named Cap
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa isn't curious about how T.I.'s friend urinated on Drake, and Gastor think's he could have gotten Kanye elected.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
36:54
October 26, 2020
Ep. 003 - ZoomD in Retrograde
In today's episode, Shalewa deals with Mercury being in retrograde while Gastor fights buying his own birthday gift. The duo discuss how soon after a zoom meeting before you can pleasure yourself, the love of slow moving sports, and what they were doing as 14 year olds.   Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
01:08:44
October 22, 2020
Bonus Ep - Happy Hour at Cracker Barrel
In today's episode, Shalewa isn't impressed easily by a lawyer/mom, and Gastor enjoys the new additions to the drinking menu at Cracker Barrel.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
24:01
October 19, 2020
Ep. 002 - Rolls Royce and Good D
In today's episode, Shalewa tells us how she spends her time during the rainy season, and Gastor shares his views on his wife's growing garden. Together, they talk about Killer Mike's new Black Owned Bank, Donald Trump's latest twitter beef, and Offset using a Rolls to buy love from Cardi.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
57:35
October 15, 2020
Ep. 001 - World Premier: It's All in the Voice
In their debut episode, comedians Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe discuss the best times to use a fiber glass wall divider, and who really deserves to pay $750 in federal taxes. Link up with us. Instagram:  @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
44:53
October 9, 2020