Wasasum Anime Podcast

An island of warriors who wear blades on their Saving PRIVATE Ryans gather on the legendary D1ck Fight Island. As we're introduced to each of the warriors by staring for an uncomfortably long time at their cock a doodle doos, the protagonist steps forward to prove that his trident of justice is more than a match for all cummers.

After the debacle at the Pokemon coliseum, the Booty Warrior Protag falls back to an Amazon warehouse to meet with his most trusted advisors: the Booty Bandit Princess, the Ice Wolf Slave Loli and One Arm One Sword.

All is well in the realm and they're off to the next adventure and the episode would have been FINE to end right there but nooooo, we just had to be treated to a scene where Booty Bandit Princesss' little sister, Norn Mcdonald, is stomping on the grapefruits of her servant/slave/step stool/(their relationship is complicated, ok).

Review for the anime "Noir"

Synopsis: A sexy blonde assassin chick is emailed out of the blue by a random Japanese school girl who turns out to have ties to her past. They meet in a mutually agreed upon and respectable location, an abandoned warehouse, where the blonde chick is gonna kill the Japanese school girl because SCREW HER, that's why, but then a bunch of men in black looking goon squad looking dudes show up to ambush them so the girls decide to team up and clap their cheeks.

Then they decide they're really good at clapping cheeks together and form an unstoppable assassin team and start hunting down the Illuminati, who had clapped the cheeks of the sexy blonde assassin chick's parents long ago.

Oh, and went it's all said and done, the sexy blonde assassin cheek still promises to clap the cheeks of the Japanese school girl because SCREW HER, that's why.

What happens when a hentai podcaster and an anime podcaster - two old friends - reunite for an hour plus to talk about anime (and hentai)? Bedlam! Well, not really. But still! We'll just go with bedlam!

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Redo of Boo Boo hole willingly walks into a trap to save the innocent folks who were captured from his village and proceeds to start clapping the cheeks of every soldier in sight. The trap is sprung, but then the Booty Bandit Princess appears in the sky like a giant magical girl version of Jesus with her big ol' GLORIOUS pair of titties and claps back at her naysayers by turning into a one woman heavenly choir.

A wimpy guy just wants to get home from an incoming typhoon, but an Amazonian she hulk looking chick with a lesbian haircut guilt trips him into letting her shelter at his place, where she proceeds to eat him out of house and home. When she's done with that, she proceeds to aggressively exercise with him (even though he doesn't want to exercise) to burn off the calories. Unfortunately, she is big and he is small and therefore, he does not have a choice in exercising.

He cries a little bit before trying to get revenge but it turns out that, in case you didn't catch it the first time, she is big and he is small, so she exercises even more aggressively with him and he dies or something...should've just let her walk home in the typhoon but nooooo, he just had to be a pussy and let her come over and eat up three days worth of food. Now he's probably dead...maybe...but probably. No way he survived all that exercising.

Doujin review for "Resist! A Muscular Woman's Mount Position!!"

Artist: Yamamoto Zenzen

Link to doujin: https://nhentai.net/g/400325/1/

When the gender bender super sayian decides to gloat too much, the big pink angry guy uses his tentacle of doom to bind her hands and give her a lecture on hurting others' feelings.

Doujin: You're Just a Small Fry Majin

Link: https://9hentai.to/g/98912/

Rance Sama and the loli gate guard take a leisurely stroll through a graveyard to do the Thriller dance with a bunch of zombos. The zombos die from too much dancing, then Rance Sama and the loli gate guard, who isn't really a loli but just a short well endowed woman, disrespect the dead by exercising aggressively over a tombstone. One thing leads to another, and Rance Sama fights his way Mortal Kombat style in a coliseum...a Pokemon coliseum.

This Crack Head Right C'here, our brave protagonist, is jumped by a purple haired ninja chick but she's scared off when his indentured servant, Black Pink In Your Area, shows up to jump her hood style. Black Pink In Your Area is rewarded for her bravery by being shown the true meaning of "Merry Go Round" at a local playground. Women and children and puppies watch in horror. This Crack Head Right C'here is eventually punked by a loli in a suit of armor before galavanting off to a graveyard to kill zombies with her. He, of course, has only the best intentions for his intrepid young companion.

Now that this Crack Head Right C'here has finished aggressively exercising with his slave, Black Pink In Your Area, he goes to a pub to complain and moan about his day, but the Cracked Out Bar Tender AKA Pulp Fiction's daddy is sad that his daughter is no longer around to drink the shower water. Thankfully, this Crack Head Right C'here promises to rescue her from the cracked out Power Rangers Gang that kidnapped her in exchange for some food and a 250 year old bottle of Jin and Juice (which will help him aggressively exercise with the thiccest, curviest, and most bodacious Nubian Queen this side of the Mississippi). Needless to say, this Crack Head Right C'here is indeed a crackhead and does crackhead things upon "rescuing" Pulp Fiction. 

A pimp that doesn’t belong in the medieval era sends a junior pimp in training to find a red headed cutie who got recently kidnapped. She’s rich, she’s cute and she’s well-endowed which makes her a prime candidate for the medieval pimp to send the junior pimp AKA a well-renowned hero to rescue her and reunite her with her family before likely introducing her to his pimp hand (a strong handshake…to her face…but only when she’s out of line). Speaking of lines, the Crackhead Hero must have been doing cocaine because he tries to grape his way unsuccessfully across town to find this chick. In his anger, he makes his slave cheer him up by aggressively exercising with him for everyone to see.

We left things off last time with Captain Dicks A Lot AKA Discount Zuko getting an involuntary sex change and channeling his inner fire nation as he play wrestles with 4 titans from Attack on Titan. Now the Booty Bandit Princess's little sister, Sit On Me If You're Not Strong has entered the equation and she likes sitting on full-grown men despite being of a younger age range and making them bark enthusiastically.  

The Booty Bandit Warrior flashes back to when he receives the golden nectar of the Gods from Sit On Me If You're Not Strong in his past life and he's scared because she can tell that he doesn't do crack anymore even though the Booty Bandit Princess (the mage hero), The Shakespearean Lesbian (the sword hero) and the Big Black Man From Behind the Dumpster (the gun hero) are convinced this guy is cracked out of his mind. That's okay though because he might kill her, but probably not though because apparently golden showers don't factor into his revenge plan for some reason. 

Captain Dicks A Lot has decided to raid Redo of Rapist's village and kidnap the innocent folks there to parade them around in chains and threaten their lives unless Redo of Rapist himself turns himself in for execution. Captain Dicks A Lot then violates Redo of Rapist's mother by playing "paddy cake paddy cake bakers man bake me a cake as fast as you can" with her in front of the whole village, to everyone's complete and utter disgust and horror. Everyone knows that game is for children. Redo of Rapist's mother is not a child, but a woman. Redo of Rapist gets angry and takes out his pent-up frustrations on the Booty Bandit Princess and the Ice Wolf Slave Loli by exercising aggressively with them. Captain Dicks A Lot then gets Dicked A Lot. 

A photoshoot goes from wholesome to "ho"some real quick when clothes start flying off and a virgin cameraman, Hitler's father, his virtual assistant and a Big Titty Betty engage in acts of tomfoolery and debauchery on a public beach for everyone to see. 

Artist: Mance 

Doujin link: https://doujins.com/hentai-manga/mance-bust-shot-55041

Slave Massa Protag, the Booty Bandit Princess, and the Ice Wolf Slave Loli are frolicking in a river when the decision to engage in legally questionable activities is made. They walk into town to presumably apologize for contaminating the town's drinking supply with their love juices but end up killing a homeless man and punking a dusty merchant into submission. That's when they're attacked by the strongest swordsman in the land before she gets bootied down and gets her virginity snatched like a thief in the night. 

The Booty Warrior Protag AKA Massa Protag has become a slave owner of the most despicable kind. He doesn't bat an eye at clapping the cheeks of Ol' Ball and Chain AKA the Ice Wolf Slave Loli that he's using as a meat shield. In other news, he's making a killing selling his COVID vaccine to the townspeople as he continues his journey to clap the cheeks of the Big Black Man From Behind the Dumpster and the Shakespearean Lesbian, AKA the hero of the gun and the hero of the blade. The Booty Bandit Princess AKA Flare-Sama continues to follow Massa Protag faithfully and eventually drops a burning asteroid onto her own soldiers because she has Stockholm Syndrome. The gang also liberates a village of furries. 

The Booty Warrior Protag has an intense flashback from a previous life about sucking his own dick, getting the dog mess beat out of him by an angry lesbian, and taking the Black Mamba from a large black man named Bullet. When he wakes up, he single-handedly brings back the TransAtlantic slave trade by purchasing a loli slave with wolf ears and ice claws that he intends to use as a meat shield. 

Flare AKA the Booty Bandit Princess finally shows her true colors to the Recovery Hero AKA the Booty Warrior Protag and she sends the local homeless population to destroy his boo boo hole. He breaks free by stealing the powers of an old alchemist dude and takes his revenge in the most cold-blooded way possible. 

*** SKIP THIS EPISODE IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED BY SEXUAL VIOLENCE *** 

What happens when you take the bootyhole of the earth's most powerful healing hero one too many times? He simply rewinds time and space to take the bootyholes of the bootyhole tackers, that's what! Check out the highly requested review of episode one of Redo of Healer. 

Anime has become mainstream. There's no if's, and's, or but's about it. But is that necessarily a good thing? Let's talk about it. 

It's about time we set aside the rape, murder, and violence we typically see in hentai for something a bit more "wholesome." No promises, but let's just say an extremely lazy attempt has been made to identify five wholesome hentai to watch peacefully in the dark. 

Everybody getting raped left, right, and center, bumpin' and grindin', twistin' and turnin'. Enjoy you perverts. 

The Abusive Magician and the Evil Futa Dick Chick Nurse Professor Lady have their fun with the Me So Horny Professor and we learn the truth of the black magic club's mysterious past! 

The abusive magician will now learn the true power of the dark side as he's cornered by the demonic futa professor nurse dick chick lady. What will happen? Will he triumph over her massive cock or will he be swallowed whole? Listen to find out! 

When a high school boy walks into a blood-drenched clubroom in the basement of his high school to find a black bible, it becomes both a blessing and a curse! On the one hand, he gets laid ALL the time. On the other, he has to deal with a crazy futa who has a hard-on for some action...and he's her next target. 

A young man finds a black bible filled with all sorts of evil spells. Turns out, it belongs to a cult of chicks with dicks. He better run before it's too late. 

"Is Cosplay Consent" has become a rallying cry that can be heard from conventions around the world. The harassment of mostly female cosplayers is more prevalent than its ever been. But are they bringing it upon themselves? 

If you've ever been to an anime convention you know the pain of standing in looooooonnnnggg unending lines. It's a pain all anime fans know well and certainly worthy of screaming about! 

Now standing at the head of Neo Zeon, Char Azenable vows to save the earth by purging humanity from the planet and driving the remnants into space. With the earth's forces gathering their strength to stop him an epic rivalry will finally come to an end. 

Keyaru acquires the power of the hero who specializes in healing. His hopes for an exciting future of action and adventure are quickly dashed when he's brutally used and abused by his fellow heroes. Having rewound time to restart his life but able to keep his memories from the present, he vows revenge on his abusers...and boy does he get his revenge! 

There are numerous black anime characters that are depicted as "caricatures" rather than "characters" due to exaggerated stereotypes (big lips, giant afros, long arms, etc). But does that make anime racist towards black people? Let's find out. 

What will the members of the Futa Club do when a sexy hacker from the United States blackmail them into a sex game with...odd stakes? Show her the Futa Club is not to be taken lightly, that's what! 

Akane Niimura has no clue what she's gotten herself into when she joins the futa club. As a normal girl, she has to go above and beyond to satisfy the members of the futa club. She's in for one hell of a ride. 

Like it or not, women are more often than not hypersexualized in the anime industry. Do you have a problem with it? 

Have you ever wondered where the heck all the parents are in your favorite anime? It's like they don't exist. That really GRIIIINNNNDDDSS MY GEARS!!!

A direct continuation of Zeta Gundam, Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ introduces a new cast of misfits who are tasked with combating Neo Zeon led by the ever intimidating Haman Karn! 

Junichi is pressured into asking out the hottest girl in school, Yukana, the resident "gal". While intended as a prank, she surprisingly says yes and now our poor high school protagonist finds himself in a relationship he never thought he'd be in. Tomfoolery ensues as a result! 

Sex counselor Tanaka Hajime has the ability to hypnotize others to do his bidding. With so many students in dire need of his guidance and stiff resolve, he sets out to give young couples a proper sex education the only way he knows how. 

One of the most majestic OSTs to grace the universal century! Let's break down the Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam soundtrack! 

Don't you just hate when all of those stupid anime misunderstandings? Marmalade Boy is chock-full of them. Roura Flute guest stars to get some heat off her chest about this anime! 

The Titans, elites within the federation army tasked with the responsibility of hunting the remnants of the Zeon empire, rule their citizens with an iron first through the means of torture, mass murder, and fear. Rising to counter this threat, the Aeug have proclaimed open war upon the Titans. Enter Kamille Bidan, a talented young New Type. Finding himself aboard the Argama, an Aeug attack cruiser, Kamille must prove his worth as a capable mobile suit pilot. 

There's a lot of rape hentai out there. Tons of it in fact. Are you okay with it? 

Kintarou is an average guy who's a part-time work specialist. With the help of his trusty bike, the Mikazuki 5, he travels across Japan, working part-time jobs and interacting with all sorts of beautiful women. Kintarou has his trusty notebook at the ready to record all of the priceless lessons that he learns along the way. 

We're back with more first-person hentai shenanigans. Ready to get it on and poppin'? I know I am. 

Let's delve into the Naruto Shippuden soundtrack! Most come from the Naruto Shippuden movies (unintentionally). Let's have some fun! 

Your childhood friend comes over to BANG. What do you do? In today's Hentai of the Week, YOU'RE the protagonist. Buckle up. You're in for a wild ride. 

Nobody ever expects them. Nobody wants them. Nobody loves them. But apparently, ugly bastards in hentai are here to stay.