We Really Shouldn't Do This

Alright. Here’s what you’re in for. Brandon doesn’t know what episode we are on. Malik doesn’t know how not to be sick. Our producer doesn’t know why he’s still doing this job. And you don’t know why you’re here. Just press play.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Grindr! What is it good for? Absolutely... nutting? On this weeks episode of dumb shit, Malik sends Brandon on a heroic journey to a toxic and cringeworthy application. Will he find riches? Or a crap ton of dick pics? Press play and hear our opinion that no one cares about!

If you didn’t like Blake before, well you’re not going to like him now. The boys accidentally invite Blake back on set and go head to head in an old fashion debate. There will be blood, sweat, and tears, as they all try to answer, “what is the most useful invention?”

In this day and age, people love digging up and making fun of old (and slightly inappropriate) tweets from celebrities, so that is exactly what's going on in this episode, but with someone who isn't that important. Brandon and Malik invite Blake Parker on set and things get loud, ugly, and down right stupid.

Unfrosted Poptarts aren’t bad, you all are just cowards. In this episode, Brandon and Malik drag their bodies down memory lane in hopes of making you realize how simple your childhood use to be. Remember how well rested you use to be as a kid and now you’re a tired piece of shit? Yeah, we remember.

Don’t have a dad? Have a dad but his advice just isn’t want you need? Want a new dad? Well, we got the guy for you and he has a couple of things you need to hear. So shut up, daddy’s speaking... But first, we answer your questions because apparently we owe it to you? Honestly, we are surprised you’re still here...

Applebee's, what is it? Where did it come from? These questions will not be answered in this week's episode of "We Really Shouldn't Do This". But we will talk about a subpar restaurant during this subpar podcast.

I mean it’s in the title, so of course our first episode is going to be on why we shouldn’t podcast. Brandon talks about using PornHub as a research tool and Malik just wants to have coitus with “individuals” and acquire currency. Follow us as we embark on this downward spiral on why we are truly doing this. 100% Producer Approved.