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We Don't Wanna

We Don't Wanna

By We Don't Wanna

Two friends (or foes?) who are willing to go to blood to defend the things we love.

Zach and Scott have a whole lot of interests in common, but somehow some of the biggest cultural phenomenons like Harry Potter, or One Piece seemed to breeze right by one of them. In this podcast, you'll follow Zach and Scott on some reluctant journeys through series that one of them LOVES and the other... well... that's where the reluctancy comes in.

Is Harry Potter really all the hype? Is One Piece really sacred anime? Find out through the worlds only reliable source; the WE DON'T WANNA PODCAST
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Harry Potter - Ep. 34 (It's Built Different, Bro!)

We Don't WannaAug 30, 2021

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Harry Potter - Ep. 51 (Crystally Nipples) **Listener Submissions**
Jan 24, 202201:31:02
Harry Potter - Ep. 50 (Thirteen Inches) W/ HpHalfDrunk
Jan 17, 202202:15:16
The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Mini Series Finale)

The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Mini Series Finale)

We finish our celebration of the 20th anniversary of The Lord of the Rings trilogy by rounding out our mini series and recapping The Return of the King with our special guest, and first time watcher, Mal!


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Jan 10, 202202:58:09
The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers (w/ Mal)

The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers (w/ Mal)

We're back! We've dragged our good friend Mal along for the next movie in the Lord of the Rings trilogy! Join us as we discuss her first ever time watching LotR! 


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Jan 03, 202202:01:07
Wheel of Time - Ep 8 (The Eye of the World) SEASON FINALE

Wheel of Time - Ep 8 (The Eye of the World) SEASON FINALE

We're back! We hope everyone had a great holiday and a great start to their New Year! Join us as we discuss the FINALE of The Wheel of Time!

Jan 02, 202201:25:03
The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring (w/ Mal)

The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring (w/ Mal)

In celebration of the 20th anniversary of The Lord of the Rings, we are indoctrinating our good friend Mal to The Lord of the Rings trilogy! She has somehow managed to avoid the trilogy her entire life... UNTIL NOW.


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Dec 20, 202102:18:38
Wheel of Time - Ep 7 (The Dark Along The Ways)

Wheel of Time - Ep 7 (The Dark Along The Ways)

Hey we're back! And talking The Wheel of Time Episode 7 - The Dark Along The Ways
Join us as we talk about how hot Lan is! Lets goooo!

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Dec 19, 202101:18:13
Harry Potter - Ep. 49 (I'm Keeping The Kids)

Harry Potter - Ep. 49 (I'm Keeping The Kids)

WELCOME BACK! TODAY IS THE DAY THAT WE WRAP THIS BOOK UP! Join us as we discuss the ENDING of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

BOY what a ride this has been. We still have more in the chamber for all of you, so sit tight and don't go anywhere!


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Dec 13, 202102:53:17
The Wheel of Time - Ep 6 (The Flame of Tar Valon)

The Wheel of Time - Ep 6 (The Flame of Tar Valon)

Welcome back! Join us as we jump in to episode 6 of The Wheel of Time - The Flame of Tar Valon.

Holy smokes, it felt like we were back at Kings Landing during this episode. Loved it!


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Dec 12, 202101:33:03
Harry Potter - Ep. 48 (General Veers)

Harry Potter - Ep. 48 (General Veers)

This entire episode is dedicated to General Veers. Enjoy! (Also, we may mention a few things about our guy Snape.)
Dec 06, 202102:41:04
The Wheel of Time - Ep 5 (Blood of Blood)

The Wheel of Time - Ep 5 (Blood of Blood)

Have we mentioned we are going in blind? Neither of us know ANYTHING about this series, so we're bringing you along for the ride.. Continue along as we watch Ep 5 of The Wheel of Time!


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Dec 05, 202101:32:05
Harry Potter - Ep. 47 (Basically, Coming.)

Harry Potter - Ep. 47 (Basically, Coming.)

OH BOY. THINGS ARE HEATING UP. Welcome back! Join us as we dive back into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, it's time for the Battle of Hogwarts!


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Nov 29, 202101:58:15
The Wheel of Time - Ep 4 (The Dragon Reborn)

The Wheel of Time - Ep 4 (The Dragon Reborn)

Join Zach and Scott as they jump back in to Amazon's new The Wheel of Time series. Neither of the two have read, or heard much about the series, so this is a true, blind, first take at this world and all its lore, characters and storyline.


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Nov 28, 202101:21:26
Harry Potter - Ep. 46 (Is A Skittles A Thing?)

Harry Potter - Ep. 46 (Is A Skittles A Thing?)

The Lestrange Vault is calling us! Join us as we join the squad in their hunt for the HuffleCup (patent pending)


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Nov 22, 202101:45:57
The Wheel of Time - Ep 3 (A Place of Safety)

The Wheel of Time - Ep 3 (A Place of Safety)

Join us as we discuss episode 3 of The Wheel of Time, Amazon's new epic fantasy.
Overall, interested, but there are some areas of concern. We'll see what the rest of the series holds.

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Nov 21, 202154:42
The Wheel of Time - Ep 2 (Shadow's Waiting)

The Wheel of Time - Ep 2 (Shadow's Waiting)

Jump back in to episode 2 of The Wheel of Time. We discuss our thoughts and predictions of Amazon's new epic fantasy!


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Nov 21, 202101:02:02
The Wheel of Time - Ep 1 (Leavetaking)

The Wheel of Time - Ep 1 (Leavetaking)

Welcome! Join us as we embark on our first experience with The Wheel of Time show! Neither of us have any history with series so we're going in blind. The Wheel of Time is available on Prime Video!

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Nov 21, 202101:02:08
Harry Potter - Ep. 45 (My Dude Dobby)

Harry Potter - Ep. 45 (My Dude Dobby)

POUR ONE OUT FOR OUR DUDE DOBBY.

Join us this week as we dive back into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Malfoy Manor... we're here!


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Nov 15, 202102:05:43
Harry Potter - Ep. 44 (Shrinkage)

Harry Potter - Ep. 44 (Shrinkage)

Join Zach and Scott as they journey through the Deathly Hallows ch 18-21


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Nov 08, 202101:53:32
Harry Potter - Ep 43 (Open At the Always)

Harry Potter - Ep 43 (Open At the Always)

Join Zach and Scott as they discuss The Deathly Hallow (Ch 13-17) 


Do you open at the always?


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Nov 01, 202102:01:09
Harry Potter - Ep. 42 (Thank You, May I Have Another)

Harry Potter - Ep. 42 (Thank You, May I Have Another)

Welcome back! Join Zach and Spicy Ass Scott this week as we continue our journey through Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (ch. 9-12)


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Oct 25, 202102:04:38
Harry Potter - Ep. 41 (The Fleshpisode)

Harry Potter - Ep. 41 (The Fleshpisode)

Welcome back! This week Zach and Scott are continuing their journey through Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (ch 5-8)

We talk about all things flesh, Robert Pattinson, and oh... some Harry Potter too.


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Oct 18, 202101:59:29
Harry Potter - Ep 40 (Am I A Children?)

Harry Potter - Ep 40 (Am I A Children?)

Welcome back! It's time to join Zach and Scotty as they dive into the first 4 chapters of THE FINAL BOOK!

The end of this epic story is near, and as much as we don't want it to end, we're very excited about all the fun things we have in store for you all! So, whether you're listening on your morning ride to work, working out, drinking your coffee, or even making love, we TRULY hope you're as excited as we are to kick this book off with us. 

As ALWAYS, thank you so much for your continued support! 


Sincerely,

Two Dipshits


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Oct 11, 202101:42:53
Harry Potter - Ep. 39 (Hooked On Phonix)

Harry Potter - Ep. 39 (Hooked On Phonix)

WELCOME BACK! This is the epic finale of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! 

We hope you love it as much as we did!


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Oct 04, 202102:31:06
Harry Potter - Ep. 38 (Power Through the Chafe)

Harry Potter - Ep. 38 (Power Through the Chafe)

Welcome back! It's time for Scott and Zach to discuss, arguably, one of the most highly anticipated sections of Half-Blood Prince! 

The Seer Overheard, The Cave, The Lightning Struck Tower... Oh man, it's a doozy!

Sep 27, 202102:08:23
Harry Potter - Ep. 37 (Uncle Brother)

Harry Potter - Ep. 37 (Uncle Brother)

Welcome back to the We Don't Wanna Podcast! Join Scott, Zach, and EXTRA special guest AMANDA! AKA My Wife, AKA Salamander, AKA Satan, AKA, The Devil, AKA Pure Evil.

We're discussing Ch 22-24 of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.


Enjoy!


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Sep 20, 202102:10:32
Harry Potter - Ep. 36 (Getting on to Midnight)

Harry Potter - Ep. 36 (Getting on to Midnight)

Scott and Zach dive back in to Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (ch. 19-21), Creed, and Hades.

Thanks for listening


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Sep 13, 202101:37:56
Harry Potter - Ep. 35 (The Ol’ Dip n Dazzle)

Harry Potter - Ep. 35 (The Ol’ Dip n Dazzle)

Welcome back and thanks for joining us as we discuss Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince ch. 16-18. Our intro ran long because we couldn't stop being idiots. Thank you for putting up with us. Haha

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Sep 06, 202101:49:42
Harry Potter - Ep. 34 (It's Built Different, Bro!)

Harry Potter - Ep. 34 (It's Built Different, Bro!)

Welcome back! This week join Zach and Scott as we journey though HBP ch 12-14 and Scott is a real insufferable shitheell. Enjoy!


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Aug 30, 202101:30:24
Harry Potter - Ep. 33 (Magical Five-0)

Harry Potter - Ep. 33 (Magical Five-0)

Zach and Scott discuss Ch. 7-11 of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! This week is a special "musical" episode. We hope you love it!


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Aug 23, 202101:35:23
[BONUS] HPxHalfDrunk Special: What Happened to Voldy?

[BONUS] HPxHalfDrunk Special: What Happened to Voldy?

Welcome back! Enjoy this very special episode where Zach joins friends of the pod Sam and Emily from Harry Potter and the Half-Drunk Podcast to sip on some Highballs and discuss our thoughts on what really happened that fateful night in Godric's Hollow. 


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Aug 20, 202101:18:01
Harry Potter - Episode 32 (The Octopus Office)

Harry Potter - Episode 32 (The Octopus Office)

Scott and Zach discuss Harry Potter and the Half Blood PRUNCE ch. 4-6

Oh, and The Octopus Office.... we discuss that too.


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Aug 16, 202101:31:19
Harry Potter - Episode 31 (Reese Witherspoon)

Harry Potter - Episode 31 (Reese Witherspoon)

The time has arrived for Scott and Zach to dive into Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Join us as we discuss the first few chapters of the book!


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Aug 09, 202101:41:60
Harry Potter - Ep. 30 (The Perfect Piggyback)

Harry Potter - Ep. 30 (The Perfect Piggyback)

Here it is, the climax and wrap up of Book 5! Zach, Scott and Jake discuss Dumble's decisions and the prophecy.


Thank you Jake for being an awesome friend and doing this with us, we greatly appreciate it.

Aug 02, 202101:29:02
Harry Potter - Ep. 29 (The Ol' Mushroom Stamp)

Harry Potter - Ep. 29 (The Ol' Mushroom Stamp)

Make A Wish Jake joins Scott and Zach on their discussion of the final 3 chapters of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. We go DEEP on HP lore and some big time character decisions. It's a fun one and SO PACKED with goodies that we had to break it up into two parts. Enjoy!


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Jul 26, 202101:48:56
Harry Potter - Ep. 28 (Pasta Sauce)

Harry Potter - Ep. 28 (Pasta Sauce)

Scott and Zach continue their journey though Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. We have finally arrived at the Dept. of Mysteries. Time Room, Mind Room, Death Room, Prophecy Room.. and so much more. This episode is PACKED with one of the most dense batches of this book. 


Scott shares his pulse check Power Rankings of his least favorite to favorite characters in the series (so far!)

Jul 19, 202102:01:57
[BONUS] The OFFICIAL and Uncontested WDW Best Films of the 2010s (Pt. 2 of 2)

[BONUS] The OFFICIAL and Uncontested WDW Best Films of the 2010s (Pt. 2 of 2)

Part 2 and Finale of our top movies of the 2010's. Join Zach, Scott and guest Chazz as we finish the last 3 years, along with our decade of awards, and come to a consensus final top 10 list. As usual, its a mess. Enjoy!

Jul 16, 202101:48:17
Harry Potter - Ep. 27 (Don't Wash Your Chinchilla)

Harry Potter - Ep. 27 (Don't Wash Your Chinchilla)

Great life advice about Chinchillas in this Harry Potter walkthrough.

Scott and Zach discuss chapters 30-32 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


RAZZLE DAZZLE!


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Jul 12, 202101:26:58
[BONUS] The OFFICIAL and Uncontested WDW Best Films of the 2010s (Pt. 1 of 2)

[BONUS] The OFFICIAL and Uncontested WDW Best Films of the 2010s (Pt. 1 of 2)

Zach, Scott and good friend Chazz discuss the indisputable best movies of each year from the 2010's decade ( Part 1 includes years 2010-2016)

Zach, Scott and Chazz all come from very different backgrounds and all have a very different relationship with film, so this provides a very unique perspective on stand out films from each year for EVERYONE, not just your run of the mill "film buff."

Next week, you get to listen to us round off the decade and try, unsuccessfully, to come to a consensus TOP TEN list of the decade. Needless to say, its a god damn hot mess. Enjoy!
Jul 09, 202101:54:55
Harry Potter - Ep. 26 (The Ol' Snape n Snoop)

Harry Potter - Ep. 26 (The Ol' Snape n Snoop)

Scott and Zach continue discussing Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. (Chapters 26-29)


IS THAT DUMBLEDORE'S MUSIC I HEAR?! Scott has a god damn blast with the MVP Dumbledore in this batch. Also we talk about genitalia a little too much here.


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Jul 05, 202101:46:46
Harry Potter - Ep. 25 (The Return of Gilderoy Lockhart)

Harry Potter - Ep. 25 (The Return of Gilderoy Lockhart)

Scott and Zach discuss chapters 22-25 of Order of the Phoenix


IS THAT GILDEROY LOCKHART'S MUSIC WE HEAR!?!?!?!

Jun 28, 202102:02:27
One Piece - Ep. 25 (Scott Didn't Want This Episode Title To Be Too Long So We Decided On "Storing Up A Load For Four Days" And Then FINALE At The End)

One Piece - Ep. 25 (Scott Didn't Want This Episode Title To Be Too Long So We Decided On "Storing Up A Load For Four Days" And Then FINALE At The End)

This is it folks! Last episode of the ONE PIECE Experience with Zach! We appreciate you so much for joining us on this journey! It was so much fun and you all made it even better!


Zach will continue to watch One Piece and give regular check ins, however we will not continue the show as a walkthrough in this format.


Check out the Harry Potter Half of our show and hey! Tell your fuckin grandma to listen to us!

Jun 25, 202102:20:11
Harry Potter - Ep. 24 (Snakeman or Just a Snake)

Harry Potter - Ep. 24 (Snakeman or Just a Snake)

Scott and Zach discuss more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (17-21) Secret DADA groups, toadstools don't poop, and Scott talks about how Quidditch is the best sport ever invented.


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Jun 21, 202101:18:21
One Piece - Ep. 24 (Sloppy Wet Business)

One Piece - Ep. 24 (Sloppy Wet Business)

In episode 24 of WDW: One Piece, Zach and Scott take a wild ride through Netflix shows, Youtube Music, and Google image searches.... OH! Yeah, and we talk a LITTLE bit about the PENULTIMATE batch of One Piece episodes (121-125)


We're approaching the end of this not so "reluctant" journey, and we just want to say we appreciate you giving us a listen. One episode left of WDW: One Piece and BOY has it been a ride. So glad for all of you who have stuck around.


Consider supporting this podcast with the link below. You can pledge as little as $1 a month. The more of you that do, the longer we can continue to dive into series you love! 


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Jun 18, 202101:52:15
Harry Potter - Episode 23 (Namaste)

Harry Potter - Episode 23 (Namaste)

Scott and Zach discuss some more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix after some ASMR and like.. yoga or something.

Jun 14, 202101:55:01
One Piece - Ep. 23 (Stinker Finger)

One Piece - Ep. 23 (Stinker Finger)

Zach and Scott discuss One Piece episodes 116-120 


The ONE PIECE branch of WDW is coming to and end very soon! Let us know what you'd like to see us reluctantly journey through next!


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Jun 11, 202101:31:37
Harry Potter - Ep. 22 (Choke the Goblin)

Harry Potter - Ep. 22 (Choke the Goblin)

Scott and Zach dive into Chapters 6-11 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Jun 07, 202101:53:58
One Piece - Ep. 22 (Supersonic Death Squadron)

One Piece - Ep. 22 (Supersonic Death Squadron)

Zach and Scott approach the climax of the Alabasta Saga and get DEEP in discussion about episodes 111-115

This is a HOT and SWEATY batch.


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Jun 04, 202101:36:14
Harry Potter - Ep. 21 (It's Like "Creature!")

Harry Potter - Ep. 21 (It's Like "Creature!")

Scott and Zach jump head first into Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Chapters 1-5)

Scott also shares a HUGE revelation about his Harry Potter knowledge. This explains so much.


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May 31, 202101:52:49
One Piece - Ep. 21 (Pirates Go Right)

One Piece - Ep. 21 (Pirates Go Right)

Zach and Scott discuss SOME GOD DAMN BANGERS (episodes 106-110), a "meaty chunk"


Needless to say, Zach had an ass ton of fun with this batch. Hopefully you do too!


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May 28, 202101:49:36