Weeboo and the Newb

Happy WAP Tuesday, grind up on the floor, perk up your tig ole biggly jiddies, and live your best bohemian life. Let's do this thing.

Cowboy Bebop
Jupiter jazz part 2
Bohemian Rhapsody.

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat
Sound mixing by Brandon Wiswell

All of life’s problems can be solved by either eating them or wearing a big puffy coat. Don’t believe me? Listen to this episode for proof.

Cowboy Bebop

Toys in the Attic
Jupiter Jazz: Part 1

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat

sound mixing by Brandon Wiswell

Have you seen a podcast with hair like this?

Cowboy Bebop
Jamming with Edward
Ganymede Elegy

EDWARD WUZ HERE 

;3

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat

Sound mixing by Brandon Wiswell

Welcome to Woody's Family Fun Podcast Palace! We've got heavy metal, and SO MANY DRUGS, I mean seeds. Seeds form plants. all natural. not drugs officer.

Cowboy Bebop
Heavy Metal Queen
Waltz for Venus

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat

OH NO. Please enjoy this half of an episode, because we somehow managed to lose our recoding of episode six :(( We would absolutely fire our editor if he wasn't also one of the title characters.
But anyway, we wanted to put this episode out because it is here that we meet suspicious delicious nutritious Vicious ;)

Cowboy Bebop
Ballad of Fallen Angels

Music By Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat 

Sound Mixing by Brandon Wiswell 

Beep Boop. Today we meet the mysterious lady luck as we gamble our way through a crowd of monkeys and milfs. ooo BABY.

Cowboy Bebop

Honkey Tonk Woman

Gateway Shuffle

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Sound mixing by Brandon Wiswell.

This show is secretly a vehicle for joker cosplayers and FREAKING LASER BEAMS.

Cowboy Bebop

Astroid Blues

Stray Dog Strut

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Sound Mixing by Brandon Wiswell. 

This is it folks. We have reached the finale of Yuri!!! On Ice. What a long strange, hyper sexualized trip it's been. We look forward to seeing our little gay boys again, and we want to thank you immensely for sticking with up through our lack of figure Skating knowledge. You are loved!

Yuri!!! On Ice

Gotta Super-Supercharge it!! Grand Prix Final Short Program

Gotta Super-Super-Supercharge it!!! Grand Prix Final Free Skate

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat

Sound Mixing by Brandon Wiswell

This may be the last episode because we may have to start a musical career, that is if we can stand to be around each other because Jesus Crust (happy birthday), we can't agree on anything, but don't worry we are F.I.N.E.

Yuri!!! On Ice
Yuri vs Yuri! The Horror!! Restelecom Cup, Free Skate
gotta Supercharge it! Pre-Grand Prix Final Special!

Music By Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat

Sound Mixing By Brandon Wiswell

This may be the horniest episode we've ever put out. Chris just wants to fuck everyone in this show.  Damn.

China's On! The Grand Prix series opening Event!! The Cup of China Free Skate

Yuri vs Yuri! The Horror!! Rostelecom Cup, Short Program

Music By Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat

SCOOBITY SCATSCAT!! In this jazzy episode of Yuri!!! On Ice, we meet some new penises, er, I mean people from all around the globe!

Face Beet-Red!! It's the First Competition! The Chugoku, Shikoku, and Kyushu Championship

China's On! The Grand Prix Series Opening Event!! The Cup of China Short program

Music By Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat

Sound Mixing by Brandon Wiswell

Oh my God, so many penises. this show is literally nothing but ice skating and penises. Penises on ice. Dicks on the rocks. Shlong a la mode. Weiner Schnitzel in the snow. Anyway.

Yuri!!! On Ice.
I am Eros, and Eros is me?! Face-Off! Hot Springs on Ice
Like Yourself... And Complete The Free Program!!

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat
Sound Mixing by Brandon Wiswell

Lauren makes Chris Watch this show all about figure skating, which is fine, but things got weird when Craig T. Nelson showed up, and a bunch of Russian celebrities started whipping out their penises. oof.

Easy as Pirozhki!! The Grand Prix Final of Tears

Two Yuri's?! drama at Yu-topia

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Now that we have reached the end of Tokyo Ghoul:Root A Lolo said I'm free to go... but to watch my back. I'm afraid...

Tokyo Ghoul: Root A Episodes Deluge of Flowers and Ken.

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

It's dark and it's cold.. I cant remember much.. all I can remember is the last thing I watched... I think it was Tokyo Ghoul: Root A episodes City in Waiting and Last Rain... I hope she feeds me soon. 

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Lauren is now holding my family hostage. the only way she will let me speak to them is if I agree to watch two episodes of Tokyo Ghoul: Root A... this week it was episodes Permeation and Old Nines. 

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Lauren showed up at Chris' work, threw a bag over his head, tossed him in a van, drove down a dark alley, tied him to an old tire and forced him to watch Tokyo Ghoul: Root A episodes Rift, and A Thousand Paths.

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Lauren ties Chris down and pries his eyes wide open and forces him to watch Tokyo Ghoul Root A Episodes Hangman and Deeper Layers.

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Lauren makes Chris Watch Tokyo Ghoul: Root A episodes New Surge and Dancing Flowers. 

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Lauren makes Chris watch The 2016 Romance anime film Your Name. They may or may not cry, honestly, who's to say?

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Lauren sits down Chris and makes him watch Tokyo Ghoul episodes High Spirits, and season finale Ghoul.

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Lauren sits down Chris and makes him watch Tokyo Ghoul episodes Birdcage and Aogiri.

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Lauren sits down Chris and makes him watch Tokyo Ghoul episodes Captivity and Circular.

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Lauren Sits down Chris and makes him watch Tokyo Ghoul episodes Scars and Cloudburst.

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Lauren sits down Chris and makes him watch Tokyo Ghoul episodes Dove and Supper.

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

Lauren sits Chris down and makes him watch Tokyo Ghoul episodes Tragedy and Incubation.

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.

In this intro episode, we introduce you to The Weeboo and the Newb! Lauren is a weeb who just wants Her Newb friend Chris to enjoy anime as much ash she does. She hopes to achieve that goal through the very workings of this podcast. 

Music by Brandon Wiswell and Ryan Treat.