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What do you call someone in the Space Force?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
1. Failing to plan just means you have planned to fail.
2. Why am a miserable failure.
3. A nickname you don't want in prison.
18:41
January 20, 2020
Your dog sounds a lot like me.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
1. Red splotches.
2. Dolly Parton's Treasure Chest.
3. Sucking up to his boss.
15:04
January 17, 2020
Our braintrust continues to spin.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
1. Just how ugly am I?
2. Sitting on a camel with a frozen hump.
3. You get to choose the armpit.
17:19
January 16, 2020
Slip your tongue in here
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
1. Everyone smoking is going to be arrested.
2. Ratchet up the excitement.
3. Lois the Fibber
18:51
January 15, 2020
A nervous colon
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
1. Heavy on the herbs.
2. Disconnect his private parts from his body.
3. It took me 7 days to find the restroom.
19:11
January 14, 2020
"I'll take Presidents for $400, Alex."
On This Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
1. Things more boring than us.
2. That stuff around your mouth.
3. Don't mail poop.
17:14
January 13, 2020
The game was rigged.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Pythons in their bathtub.
Thin walls.
Never going to be Mayor of Owensville.
17:15
January 10, 2020
What girl wants to see a man's goldfish?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
Dating a marijuana farmer.
Because of my armpit.
Walter and I are having a texting affair.
20:23
January 9, 2020
A flaming snake.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
A diaper for your left nostril.
That pull my finger trick.
Shoving a die in my armpit.
20:59
January 8, 2020
A free stab
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
The margarine for error.
Romance, Weed-Style.
Put my hair to sleep.
18:33
January 7, 2020
How big is that thing?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Illinois - smoking it faster than it can be grown.
Explaining the Preparation H taste in your mouth.
Battery-powered long underwear.
21:29
January 6, 2020
A cold beer argument
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Pooped to his heart's content.
The wrong side of the quacks.
A bird expert.
19:23
January 3, 2020
I slept in the dryer.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
What's going on in Weed's genes.
Tailgating 101.
Urine trouble now.
20:04
January 2, 2020
The plaid sheep of the family
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
He's a heathen.
You got to go make moonshine.
And the top phrases of the entire year for 2019.
19:59
December 31, 2019
2019 was prickly
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Being in love with your cousin.
Before we get to the probing.
Things that look wonky.
19:11
December 30, 2019
Their last hope
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Bacon wrapped in lingerie.
Kinks in it.
My head's not a giant radiator.
14:51
December 27, 2019
Go hard and late
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
The hangover you get from not drinking.
I would be cool if I had a transgression.
Some beer I'd like to un-drink.
18:05
December 26, 2019
Because it's Christmas
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Vince Vance and the Vigilantes.
Fart out their soul.
Sleeping through a fist fight.
22:49
December 24, 2019
Practice safe mistletoe
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Mountain Dew Body Wash.
Weed puts his hands into something really bad.
One free toilet blockage.
19:33
December 23, 2019
An Elfie McElpherson Christmas
As a special to the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast, our good friend Elfie McElpherson reads - Twas the Night Before Christmas.
03:42
December 21, 2019
The 'Lotion Incident'
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
How you get lotion in your nose.
Where never to put any body parts.
Reindeer can't walk and pee at the same time.
18:43
December 20, 2019
Left over toilet brushes
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
This thing is stiff.
Do angels eat?
The stomach flu gamble.
19:31
December 19, 2019
The outcome was dramatic.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Silent Night, Deadly Night (pull my finger).
A buffet dancing in your head.
Underwear tied to my finger.
17:39
December 18, 2019
Duct-taped to a pole
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Rudolph is a stick-shift.
Port-a-Potti Man.
Major organs - removed with a shoehorn.
20:31
December 17, 2019
A cucumber and a jar of vaseline
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Meat on your package.
Don't pee in the kitchen sink.
Santa beat the crap out of you.
18:35
December 16, 2019
A dude in a hockey mask.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
A vast numbness.
The power's in the berries.
Install the Poop App.
16:21
December 13, 2019
Jingle Balled
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
A buck-toothed vampire.
The dog was chewing on matches.
The spitter was right there, in my pocket.
17:16
December 12, 2019
Too aghast to be curious
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Not fat at all.
A master cardboard licker.
Never, ever make this sound in the stall of a public restroom.
20:43
December 11, 2019
Tell the fat guy
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Humanure.
A bow on the wiener.
The naughty Santa.
19:30
December 10, 2019
A big drag on your career
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Short Dude Day.
What happens in Newport Kentucky, stays in Newport Kentucky.
Weed is a genius.
19:03
December 9, 2019
Beer - it's what's for breakfast
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
What would your log smell like?
A breeze down there.
75 percent edible.
19:38
December 6, 2019
Crime Pays
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
She has a poop ornament.
Catching a wiener in the buns.
I don't trust anyone with my beer.
15:01
December 4, 2019
You broke my mind's eye
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Here's a place we can bury you.
A Master's Degree in Poopology.
Not just for roadkill any more.
19:13
December 3, 2019
Headed off to the railroad tracks.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
We weigh in.
Elfie McElpherson visits.
12:33
December 2, 2019
The morning show fountain
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Making a toad pee.
That nasty rash.
The vacuum of space.
19:39
November 30, 2019
Do not wash your turkey
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
We make an exciting announcement about a celebrity who will be visiting our studio next week!
20:47
November 27, 2019
The conditioner treatment
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Eating a candle.
Clown Car Sauna.
A busload of marijuana.
16:48
November 26, 2019
Like a velcro head.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Synthetic Frogs.
A horseradish pop-tart.
Blunderbuss.
17:54
November 25, 2019
An award from the Waffle House
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Free reign on possum.
My left nostril has issues.
Rub suntan lotion on your snowman.
18:54
November 22, 2019
Cracking a cold one on Christmas Morning
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Saint Nuggets.
Don't jerk and drive.
Congratulations, you're #2.
17:38
November 21, 2019
Flavored Shoes
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Native American Dysentery.
Interest in soiled toilets.
Loved her like a rock.
23:03
November 20, 2019
Pay for his casket
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Measuring men.
Racoon casserole.
Meth, we're on it.
23:44
November 19, 2019
99 cans of beer
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Who's getting to first base?
Public toilet paper dispensers.
Plenty of other things to keep your interest.
14:54
November 18, 2019
All this trouble for 2 minutes
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Giving out advice on lotion.
Grade A mistletoe.
Turkey flavored Pringles.
24:20
November 14, 2019
Lurking around the turnips
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Food doesn't scare me.
If you rub it right there you'll get the desired result.
The Flab-O-Meter.
21:32
November 13, 2019
Slapback from a turkey
Oh this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
An extended cussing streak.
The Call of Doody.
What are - the 5 W's?
21:32
November 12, 2019
Words cannot describe this podcast.
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast starts now:
17:53
November 11, 2019
In bed with a sheep.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
A live chicken sitting on his shoulder.
The Number 2 Tavern.
Missed his own phrase.
19:33
November 8, 2019
Useless bits of information
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Dam safety.
Hot, sweaty, and mad.
Don't stroke the rooster.
23:58
November 6, 2019
Mustard on a pancake
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
The Foot Thing.
Asteroid insurance.
Olivia Newton John's pants.
18:15
November 5, 2019
Punched in the face by Jesus
Here's the entire contents of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
18:35
November 4, 2019
Things you can't ever say on the radio - volume 237
Thanks to Keith for making the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast special for today.
20:22
November 2, 2019
Did you ever wish you hadn't brought something up?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
You can put moonshine in your coffee.
Never, ever eat raw meat; while using the bathroom.
Cow farts, a-plenty.
21:06
October 30, 2019
Keep your arms and legs inside the program
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Operation Skidmark now in effect.
It makes my feet clap.
Totally naked - crash helmet.
17:05
October 29, 2019
Muscular Mucus
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Ball boys.
A U-Haul full of wine.
3 tons of dog poop.
21:19
October 25, 2019
Mayhem in the kitchen cabinet.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Warnings of eternal damnation.
Never too late to worry.
The "Number Two Man."
19:07
October 23, 2019
The Radio Has Been Stolen
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Presenting your package.
A wide range of bodily functions.
Spend the day squirting someone.
23:09
October 22, 2019
Never come to work impaired
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Getting Cialis for your birthday.
Like a magic act when I disrobe.
You'll marry your sister.
21:50
October 21, 2019
Recycled Toilet Paper
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Why my pants felt funny.
No licking - you gotta bite it.
Pretty stabby.
19:07
October 18, 2019
The Department of Calmness
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
A professional hide and seeker.
Dot my dip out.
Seen on a muffler.
18:02
October 16, 2019
Off to a flying stop
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Random Chemicals - thrown together.
Touch the fuzz.
You could get a splinter in your backside.
17:43
October 15, 2019
Thump the Pumpkin
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
A three month reign of creepiness.
You can only bite 80 times a day.
He thinks you need Jesus.
20:10
October 14, 2019
Tastes Like Turkey
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Manboobs.
The River City Rocker.
We suck pretty hard here.
19:25
October 11, 2019
The Zombie Disease
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
More than just pee in their tea.
Leprosy Island.
You're a wussy.
19:57
October 9, 2019
Pigs gathering sticks.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
We stop talking and get to the farts.
Marry their sister.
A story where a dude whips it out.
24:37
October 8, 2019
Like a Weenie Roast
Please enjoy this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
16:56
October 7, 2019
Turning Friday into a Monday
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
An orphan in a rubber suit.
Matt Kolb in a dress.
Lost an election because of onions.
16:08
October 4, 2019
An indecent play on words
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Chomping on a cheeseburger.
The Hung Road.
Working up a sweat - just from watching YouTube.
21:02
October 2, 2019
Disappointed after hearing the news
On this official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
8 insect parts.
One good reason to become a vegetarian.
Breaking up with low humidity.
21:04
October 1, 2019
Honest Abe - with an Asterisk
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Like kissing your aunt - and she slips you the tongue.
Isn't that enough?
17:51
September 30, 2019
The Land of Milk and Dummies
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
40 seconds too long.
Is there anything more traumatic than running out of toilet paper?
When something gross seeps in to your shoe.
17:33
September 27, 2019
They didn't find any brains
Weed and Cliff today:
Kicked her for the first time.
Fry for the error.
Make more money on grass than Willie.
14:27
September 26, 2019
Upper-cutting a horse
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast today features:
The Roman Fart War.
Deer leg nunchucks.
Chernobyl happened this morning.
21:32
September 25, 2019
Four minutes to do what?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
I've quit the squirts.
I set an alarm for munchies.
Shaking hands with a proctologist.
22:13
September 23, 2019
Curse words sung in harmony
It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Garlic meringue pie.
A small anchor embedded in our skull.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
11:58
September 20, 2019
Ruined my childhood memory
Another Official Weed and Cliff Podcast!
Uniforms to make us Radio Athletes!
My Mister Rogers Halloween Costume.
If it's got pants, we're going to talk about it.
23:49
September 19, 2019
Doing Scout Stuff
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for today:
It would be awesome if the horse was drunk too.
Standing there, looking like a dumbass.
When his jar fell off we realized there was a problem.
19:57
September 18, 2019
Why do you drink so much?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Eat 14 donuts.
It's cold and it's toothless.
Get the Puck out of here.
18:26
September 17, 2019
We said this stuff today...
Click and listen if you think you have the stomach for it.
19:50
September 16, 2019
Wearing 13 pair of our lucky underwear
On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
F starts with failure.
You call that excitement?
I'm gonna stop working and go drink whiskey.
20:45
September 13, 2019
Hot Asphalt
On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Don't jinx Jimmy Carter.
Tame oats.
Throat deep in Slim Whitman.
17:56
September 12, 2019
Unable to get the job done
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast has today:
It's hard to talk to someone who's licking their fingers.
Lucille's a donkey.
The cheese is already cut for you.
23:13
September 11, 2019
We're not programming flatulence - yet.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Ignoring mysterious stains.
Pull a bat out of my grill.
It hurts as bad as breaking a bone.
23:52
September 10, 2019
Today's podcast goodness, right here.
This Official Weed and Cliff Podcast contains:
Things you need to hear.
18:26
September 9, 2019
The Judge Was Not Amused.
On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
What do you with a cougar after you catch it?
Your stinky jockstrap.
Have an odor named after you.
19:28
September 6, 2019
The School of Creative Hand Signals
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Drink from the toilet.
I could eat right to the bottom.
Gravy Wrestling Championship.
22:23
September 5, 2019
Do you want to see my rooster?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
A vending machine that distributes bacon.
Rooting for the depression.
Laugh-tose intolerant.
21:56
September 4, 2019
How hard can you throw a pigeon
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Keep the balls off the stage.
Cow pie bingo.
Doctor Kraken, the Proctologist.
18:52
September 3, 2019
Old and in the way.
On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
The burning feeling in his butt.
Someone who can sit in judgement.
Pee on the tire of a bus for good luck.
22:37
August 30, 2019
A Little Burnout
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
An emotional support giraffe.
The best way to avoid a good swatting.
Don't pee in my mashed potatoes.
18:39
August 29, 2019
Who wants a podcast?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
We get a plumbing award!!
22:26
August 28, 2019
Keep the meat in my meat
On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
If it touches wood.
Listening to plants grow.
His friend came over to use the toilet.
17:49
August 27, 2019
Edible Glitter
Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast contains:
That saying your favorite teacher had.
'Astronaughty'
13:58
August 26, 2019
A question about pageant queens is answered...
What do pageant queens do when they all get together?
Listen and find out....
19:37
August 26, 2019
Drunk on a plane
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast!
Here's today's topics:
A bra for your pants.
Soaking in raw sewage (for three days).
Little kids, riding sheep.
23:50
August 23, 2019
You wanna buy some cheese?
On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
The cats take away our sanity.
Eating packets of ketchup.
We're going flying - and pack a barf bag and an extra diaper.
23:07
August 22, 2019
Like having your fingers stuck in a bowling ball
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
21:52
August 21, 2019
In honor of national radio day...
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast today includes:
Dead fish.
Bacon cookies.
Clover in your backside.
23:44
August 20, 2019
A dozen butter puns - in 30 seconds
On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Crusty Shorts.
A Cartoon Elvis.
You're safe from pregnancy.
18:37
August 19, 2019
Sing as though you're constipated
On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
She removed an alligator from her pants.
When winners are losers.
Bacon for a lifetime.
21:14
August 16, 2019
We're not gonna charge you to see it
Or hear it, either.
On today's podcast:
A giant con by Billy Ray Cyrus.
A 4-H project that got out of hand.
How pooping can kill you.
21:13
August 15, 2019
Save us from ourselves.
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for today:
Poop jokes.
A lengthy discussion for dirty sheets.
And more poop jokes.
19:44
August 14, 2019
5 Days Late for an Autopsy
On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Underwear rental service.
How to make bad breath.
My teeth are missing.
16:56
August 13, 2019
Let the Puns Continue!
On today's edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
The cockroach milker.
A professional scapegoat.
Weed leaves early.
25:17
August 9, 2019
Keep Those Expectations Low
On today's edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Yank his drawers to the sky!
Breaking your nose.
and we go from cornflakes to enemas in a single bound!
20:38
August 8, 2019
We Stopped Believing in Bathing
Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast includes:
An artificial tongue.
Peeing in an ice machine.
Something about knees.
20:39
August 7, 2019
Sharks in the Outfield
On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
You forget where the bathroom is.
A guy who knows his tongue.
Binge drinking for retirees.
19:42
August 6, 2019
I'd rather be the teeter than the totter
On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Misheard song lyrics!
'There's a bathroom on the right.'
'Wearing my sex show.'
'400 children and a crop in the field.'
23:01
August 2, 2019
A Huge Cloud of Weirdness
On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
A bait diaper.
His back is pretty hairy.
A box containing 9 tarantulas.
16:21
August 1, 2019
Too out of shape to be lazy
Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Pee-tatoes.
The Fabio of Feet.
Bags of dog poop
23:31
July 31, 2019
Too Lazy to Make up Stories
On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Radioactive urine.
Filled with truth.
The jock strap was invented in 1874.
20:08
July 30, 2019
Sarcasm Coverage
Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast includes:
Proving you're an alien.
Driving away from church.
They all taste like chicken.
19:09
July 29, 2019
Fried Chicken and Cigarettes
On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
1,000 gallons of pancake syrup.
Somebody's been peeing there for a week and a half.
My right hand is still numb from last night.
17:22
July 26, 2019
Mad Over Toilet Paper
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast today hits with a vengeance.
Today's fun includes:
A Metallica taste in your mouth.
A fresh supply of sweat.
While you're in a public restroom, touch as few things as possible.
20:54
July 25, 2019
Grabbed Hard and Squeezed from Behind.
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for today:
I've never been so drunk I wanted to punch a horse.
19:29
July 24, 2019
There's a peacock on the loose
On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Frequent enemas.
The legality of smelling your wife.
There's a peacock on the loose.
20:43
July 22, 2019
If you see a ninja, offer them a cold drink.
And we also celebrate the 50th anniversary of the first moon landing on this - Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
22:55
July 19, 2019
A Pooptastrophe
On this fine edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Aiming a crab invasion.
Buying beer from an 11 year old.
Better than the Wienermobile.
22:05
July 18, 2019
Pooping to Death
That - and a giant, rabid chicken in Weed's yard - on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
22:19
July 17, 2019
Weed and Cliff, "I Killed the Music Fairy!"
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast - from a Turd Workd Country.
19:56
July 16, 2019
Why would you bring a fire suit to this honeymoon?
On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
We smoke bologna!
Trophies for animals.
If I had a job I wouldn't be here in the first place.
16:43
July 15, 2019
A breed of cow that farts less...
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
More fun than a scab collection.
22:18
July 11, 2019
Today's podcast - like a poop dumpster catching on fire.
Only on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast can you hear:
A booger in your ice cream.
Cooling off a chicken.
Going the full monty.
19:27
July 10, 2019
Something on This Program Blows Up
Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast contains the phrase:
"Just because they don't stop to go to the bathroom doesn't mean they don't go to the bathroom."
Have fun making that mental image.
16:05
July 9, 2019
Today's episode - food safety
Stinkwater - something you don't want to drink. Or eat something that's been soaking in it.
It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
23:02
July 8, 2019
Today's episode - fishing naked
Click here and listen to the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast!
15:06
July 5, 2019
Do you have plans for the fourth?
How about if you 'whip it out at the cookout!'
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast, that is....
Have a great 4th.
17:16
July 3, 2019
Kiss my grits - even if they're dragging on the ground.
This edition of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast also wonders why - we don't all just get drunk in the morning.
19:30
July 2, 2019
One of us could get deported
Take the test today about all things - Canada!
Also hear who's upper body is flaming and which is the wrong hole - on this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
21:03
July 1, 2019
This podcast episode is - SHOCKING
On this episode of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Your underwear has to be removed in pieces.
Just licking it.
And Cliff accidentally shocks himself!
17:57
June 28, 2019
Relay the Deuce
Today's classic edition of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast has the following (and more):
Rubbing the lantern.
Touching my zapper.
Promenades and Do-si-does.
24:09
June 27, 2019
Weed bakes Cliff a birthday cake...
And forgets to bring it in.
This is The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
20:58
June 26, 2019
An important announcement on today's podcast!
Be sure and check out this edition of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for information about who's going to be visiting us later in the week!
21:29
June 24, 2019
As much fun as watching ice melt.
Welcome officially to the first day of summer!
This edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast contains all the fun stuff we said about - ice melting.
22:20
June 21, 2019
Today's podcast includes words you can't say on the radio!
Thanks to Michael from Fort Branch for violating the FCC regulations when he was on the phone with us today.
His uncensored phrase, and all the other stuff on this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
24:40
June 20, 2019
Weed and Cliff - move like a peanut
Here's the latest edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
15:20
June 19, 2019
Dancing naked in a McDonalds
That and more on this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
Including the - 'boy scout camp with a bar.'
24:22
June 18, 2019
When things get exciting
We battled through myriad technical difficulties to complete this latest edition of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
Things not even the Great Weedini could fix...
19:24
June 17, 2019
A dead rat on a stick
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
How to name your baby?
A one punch fight.
The truly dangerous lives all left-handed people live (including Cliff).
24:12
June 14, 2019
Weed and Cliff say it all
Including details about the Bob Newhart Battle Royale.
A trip to the bowling alley.
What happens when you're too lazy to clean up after yourself.
It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
17:36
June 12, 2019
Well, this took long enough
The Weed and Cliff Podcast is now posted for 6/11. Technical issues, of course.
19:48
June 12, 2019
You too could qualify for 'Urine Danger Pay'
If you listen to this all the way through :)
It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
20:58
June 10, 2019
My Body was Shaped by Cheetos
On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Weed angers Alabama, opera singers, and Cliff goes after The Great Weedweenie.
24:08
June 7, 2019
The Weed and Cliff Podcast - Special Edition
What happens when you answer correctly, but you were supposed to give the wrong answer?
03:50
June 6, 2019
Our podcast, "Or something like that."
Did you know it's 'Potty Training Awareness Month?'
You'll know all about it after you listen to today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
21:19
June 4, 2019
Weed and Cliff - Poke the Bear
On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
"Bohemian Crapsody"
Who's bladder is - the alarm clock of their body.
An endless stream of drunken hydration.
22:12
June 3, 2019
The Weed and Cliff Podcast - full of Freedom Gas
On this, exciting edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Add Vodka.
The Devil's Flatulence.
Squirrels that can shave.
20:56
May 31, 2019
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
In this edition:
We find out how big a worm someone is fishing with,
A listener tells us what he thinks Cliff's life is like,
and that silly 'Take it to the Bank' segment does something it has never done before.
20:11
May 30, 2019
You should see my back hair
Here's today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for May 29th:
Including that part where Cliff accurately guesses what the "P" stands for...
19:28
May 29, 2019
Who has the nastiest heat rash?
Just one of the things you'll find out today - on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
22:04
May 28, 2019
Weed and Cliff Podcast - more entertaining than the real thing
On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Weed gets it up about halfway.
Astronauts aren't the old guys to pee in their suits.
How we'd get the unique flavor of - Weed and Cliff Wine.
20:12
May 24, 2019
Like Driving a Porsche - the Weed and Cliff Podcast
Things you'll learn on today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
What not to do with an air compressor.
The perfectly wrong way to conceal your identity.
The name of that bell.
23:59
May 23, 2019
Here's our podcast for today: Urine Trouble Now
On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
You'll feel the force of my mom's hands around my neck.
A talking bottle of Jack Daniels.
And, the Greatest Love of All.
24:22
May 22, 2019
Here's Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
It's what happens when you're going down hill - and the brakes are out.
Today's fun includes:
Mixing martinis in a rain gauge.
Remembering whether or not you got a colonoscopy.
Have your seen our nibblings?
20:55
May 21, 2019
Man Smells - today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
On today's episode - Weed tells us about student loan debt, when you go to school at the DJ Academy, Cliff talks 'Mansmells' and a listener brings it all out for her wedding anniversary.
23:14
May 20, 2019
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for May 17th
Including that thing about the denim speedo....
Sorry about that.
20:57
May 17, 2019
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for May 16th.
So full of Fake Flavor, you'll never know we're actually tasteless.
18:10
May 16, 2019
Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
This stuff is so good - even Weed's professor at the DJ Academy will be proud.
If you listen, you'll experience the same satisfaction you get when you trim your fingernails.
18:13
May 15, 2019
Such a wide variety of topics today...
Way too many things to list today, but here's a few:
Naked basketball - a whole new meaning to dribbling.
A big, massive hat.
Eyebrows.
It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
21:28
May 14, 2019
Cliff returns from vacation - and we hear all about it.
It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for Monday, May 13th.
Have fun :)
18:03
May 13, 2019
There's a burning question answered on today's podcast:
And that is:
What do Cliff and Mozart have in common?
It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
20:35
May 3, 2019
Take what the defense gives us - Weed and Cliff Podcast
Today's fun on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast includes:
Freestyle Scratching.
A bigger dauber.
"The camel poop had to be eaten warm and fresh."
22:11
May 2, 2019
Weed and Cliff - Faster than a Hose Poop Rocket
What's it like to be Weed?
Think of what it must feel like to be, "Chased away by girls with cooties."
That and more on today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
15:14
May 1, 2019
Today - is National Honesty Day
In honor of it being National Honesty Day the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast celebrates all things true.
Like the professor who says aliens are breeding with humans.
21:14
April 30, 2019
Dolly Parton got a what?
For your listening enjoyment - today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
(In this episode Cliff covers the Take It To The Bank segment)
18:40
April 29, 2019
April 26th - We Shook it at You!
Please enjoy these and many other exciting topics on today's Official, Weed and Cliff Podcast:
A pissing contest.
Paul Viton, dropping his drawers.
How long a hug is too long?
22:41
April 26, 2019
Today's Podcast - A Jar of Different
The Officials Weed and Cliff Podcast today has the following fun and games:
"Grandma's gonna get arrested."
"A toxic gas cloud." (Cliff's favorite, for obvious reasons)
The proper etiquette after you stab someone.
Getting an ax to the crotch.
25:06
April 25, 2019
The Jar Broke - on the Weed and Cliff Podcast
Today we may have lost some of our marbles, but this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast marks the first time that we actually bled for this program.
Well, Weed did. Cliff tries to steer clear when Weed is doing dumb stuff.
24:31
April 24, 2019
Today's Podcast - 30 tons of poop.
Some of the basic features installed on today's version of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
A Squirting Flower - good name for a rock band.
When your colon talks to you.
How many Americans iron their underwear.
Enjoy :)
25:04
April 23, 2019
They left the mics open too long
All the stuff we said today - on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
20:53
April 23, 2019
Today's podcast - educational information!
The Officials Weed and Cliff Podcast today contains:
The Japanese word for poop.
What is the official amphibian of Pennsylvania?
What's the stuff inside a Magic 8 Ball smell like?
23:58
April 19, 2019
Today's Podcast - My Relationship With Bacon
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for April 18th.
Topics include:
Where all has Willie Nelson been arrested.
How much is Billy Ray Cyrus worth - at auction.
What's a good medicine for running at high altitude (the answer will surprise you).
20:51
April 18, 2019
Today's Podcast - Enough Information to go on.
Some of the things you will hear of this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
When we can expect a video of Matt Hocking picking his nose.
It was the worst name for a subdivision in America, until they changed it.
And that "unexpected solidified ingredient" is not something you'd want to find in a cookie.
22:21
April 17, 2019
A Flailing Banana - Today's Podcast.
Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
An appendectomy - on my kitchen table.
What is a crescent wrench?
A tribute to Weed.
And as an added bonus: What important role will the Magic 8 Ball play in your life tomorrow?
24:43
April 16, 2019
Had trouble with my parachute - today's podcast goodness.
The official Weed and Cliff podcast.
You too will be glad Weed's pants stay up during the show.
22:44
April 15, 2019
Weed and Cliff - Aim Higher!
Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast - more than just algebra with two dummies.
Listen and then ponder the question:
Have you ever cried in the shower?
25:27
April 12, 2019
On today's Weed and Cliff Podcast:
The shirt hits the fan.
How to get free swim diapers.
A good moose-licking.
Is that propane in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Enjoy :)
22:52
April 11, 2019
It's easy to get laughs - with nauseating comments
The Weed and Cliff Podcast today has some of your favorites!
Including - how many ways can you cut the cheese? What's the best day to get gas? And an impossible math problem.
(HINT) - that algebra story problem you have to solve to win Grand Ole Opry tickets is contained - in this podcast!!
26:08
April 10, 2019
Here's the Weed and Cliff Podcast for today (April 9th)
Things you'll hear in the following minutes of delicious podcast goodness:
3. Why there's a sudden need for 'little monkey yoga pants.'
2. A way to create the artwork of your life.
1. Why we ceremonially slammed the lid.
And as an added bonus - breaking the annoying wind.
24:32
April 9, 2019
We said this stuff today...
On today's Weed and Cliff Podcast you'll hear.
1. All about a giant roll of toilet paper.
2. A superhero named, "The Urinator!"
3. A Polka rock band named, "Sausage Metal."
24:35
April 8, 2019
Today we learn how little Weed knows.
About music. about country music, about goats, about cereal.
We learn it all.
The Weed and Cliff Podcast - have fun with us.
22:33
April 4, 2019
An Awkward Conversation about - Cologne.
Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast you'll here that awkward conversation. You'll also hear about chafing in a sensitive area, tackling a pelican, and a pickle sandwich.
Enjoy the listen and think about that 'Support This Podcast' button.
19:51
April 3, 2019
After This Podcast - Urine Trouble Now
Featured on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast:
They sell alcohol at Disneyland?
What happens when Weed gets a lazy eye?
Listen to how Weed got pranked for April Fools' Day.
23:29
April 2, 2019
Questions answered on today's podcast:
What's the most boring thing to watch on TV?
What happened to all those massage parlor owners?
Why today is a good day to not be around people with archery gear?
That and more on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.
21:54
April 1, 2019
Today's Podcast - better than Potato Faux-Skins
Answers to these and other burning questions answered today:
What kind of bourbon is distilled with beard hair from a hippie?
What is Ronco Purgatory?
Where does a guy wearing nothing but a thong keep his ID?
21:56
March 29, 2019
Allllllllll this Podcast Goodness!!!
Here's everything we said today (including the Phrase That Pays if you missed that)
25:21
March 28, 2019
The Weed and Cliff Podcast for March 27th.
Today's podcast includes exciting entertainment like:
Why won't Weed touch a frog?
Would you dress my mannequin?
Where can you get 'fake urine'?
15:38
March 27, 2019
Today's podcast reveals what Weed reads in the bathroom.
And the thing that makes him most nervous. More than anything else. It's not what you might think.
Thanks for listening to the Weed and Cliff Podcast :)
23:45
March 26, 2019
A Mud Puddle is Deeper Than....
Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast includes:
Making sure all the holes are filled.
The perfect time to eat an apple.
An entire conversation constructed of Meatloaf song titles.
Thanks for listening!!
18:36
March 25, 2019
Luke Combs said what?
That and many more things you need to know are in today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.
22:58
March 22, 2019
I Misspelled Genius - but I am one.
Things you will hear on today's podcast:
A man from Nantucket.
Musings on National Poetry Day.
How to go to the bathroom in federal prison.
18:02
March 21, 2019
You don't need to be alone with the animals, Weed.
Today's podcast has one repeating theme: Weed being weird about chickens.
Give it a listen :)
22:32
March 20, 2019
That shuffling sound a deck of cards makes - that's what today's podcast sounds like.
Have fun listening!
You learn many interesting and exciting facts.
Just kidding.
18:19
March 19, 2019
Today is - National Awkward Moments Day
Or as known on our show - just another Monday.
Thanks for listening!
19:47
March 18, 2019
What happened to our faces??
Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast features a description of what one of our listeners did to the really cool coasters.
Also you can hear Cliff say BOOGER a lot!
Enjoy,
Weed and Cliff
21:35
March 14, 2019
Which end of the microphone do you talk into?
That, and other burning questions answered on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.
Give it a listen :)
21:15
March 13, 2019
Drink Beer for Lent
Find out why that's OK, and hear lots more stuff on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.
20:17
March 12, 2019
"I broke my hand on someone's face"
That and other fine things were said today (3/11/19)
Give the Weed and Cliff podcast a listen to day.
25:43
March 11, 2019
Burning questions answered on the podcast:
What should they rename the Big 8 Conference to?
Why does Penny want to see Reba?
What is the surface area of a cat?
3/8/19
22:43
March 8, 2019
What kind of proposition did Dolly turn down?
If you missed the story - give a listen to today's podcast:
3/6/19
21:09
March 6, 2019
It's like driving in the Daytona 500...
At 55 MPH.
And complaining about all the other drivers, going to fast.
Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast:
21:56
March 6, 2019
Weed and Cliff said this stuff today - Wash, Rinse, Repeat
Here's the podcast for March 4th.
19:10
March 4, 2019
Everything We Said - February 27th
Even that thing about putting your hand in the hole.
19:18
February 27, 2019
Everything we said - including that workplace secret
You may have one where you work. There's definitely one here - someone who hates you.
Listen to the podcast for 2/26 to find out more
23:07
February 26, 2019
Cat got your tongue?
What would that actually sound like?
We answer that any many other burning questions during this podcast.
21:16
February 24, 2019
All the stuff we said - including you
Today's podcast features the story about how Listener Billy ran a chain saw in his knee.
And as an added bonus - the dude who pulled his hamstring going to the bathroom.
Listen up...
23:45
February 21, 2019
Today's podcast - all about infectious diseases
Give it a listen.
We discuss typhus and dog poop. An unbeatable combination.
20:59
February 20, 2019
Would you shove a red-hot poker in your nose?
Find out why you might want to do that, and other things on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.
20:12
February 19, 2019
Weekend Special
The Weed and Cliff Podcast - weekend edition.
This is the stuff we said on Valentine's Day.
20:56
February 16, 2019
Yep - we said all this today.
Today being February 15th, 2019.
Listen and you'll have the knowledge about farts being recorded on the Richter Scale.
16:58
February 15, 2019
What kind of cheese was that?
Everything we said today - June 13th, 2019.
Oh and go to out website to see what's up over there.
18:17
February 13, 2019
Slips of the tongue and all - here's today's podcast
Today's red-hot action includes - where do you put the key to start the horse, what not to do with your children, and what happens when it's summer on Uranus.
February 12th, 2019
19:34
February 12, 2019
Yes - we call the Princeton mayoral race - THAT
Listen to all the stuff we said on 2/11/19 - on this podcast.
15:07
February 11, 2019
There's only one thing you need to hear
And it's this phone call that we got today.
The Weed and Cliff Podcast for February 8th.
02:25
February 8, 2019
If it came out of our mouths - it's here
Including that part about how Weed eats French Fries.
The Weed and Cliff podcast for February 6th.
19:29
February 6, 2019
February 5th - Everything we said...
On today's episode we uncover one of the 11 Original Herbs and Spices, talk about cutting the cheese, and find a Die Hard criminal.
21:29
February 5, 2019
We said it today - February 4th, 2019
Including that part about Weed tinkering with his Love Machine.
19:04
February 4, 2019
We said all this and we're proud of it - January 30th
Even that part about Weed's nose hair.
20:33
January 30, 2019
All the words that came out of our mouths - January 29th, 2019
Including the "Smell This" story. You know you want to hear it - so click!
21:33
January 29, 2019
What we said today - January 25th
What we said today may have been the grossest phrase for 2019, and there was some listener chatter too - and you know how you all are.
Click the link and give it a listen.
22:58
January 25, 2019
All that stuff we said - January 22nd
Here's today's podcast with all the stuff we said - including the amount of money you can make by selling your poop.
24:38
January 22, 2019
Stuff we said on January 21st
Including Weed's amazing plan to make us, "Field Sobriety Test Dummies."
25:12
January 21, 2019
Weed and Cliff said this stuff today
And - we ponder the question - has Willie and Dolly ever smoked a joint together?
23:25
January 18, 2019
We said this stuff today...
Even 'Songs In the Key of Death'.
Yep - said that too...
26:17
January 16, 2019
Everything Wed Said - January 15th.
Including all about the propane heated toilet seat.
24:53
January 16, 2019
What we said today...
Even that story about drinking wine from a Pringles can...
21:17
January 14, 2019
We said so many things today...
And here it all is. Feel free to listen to it in its entirety.
16:28
January 11, 2019
We said it. All of it.
Everything we said on January 9th.
Including the answer to the question, "How big are Weed's nostrils?"
09:12
January 10, 2019
Victoria's Secret Bag
A dude brings a gift for Weed to the studio.
And it was lacy...
08:38
January 7, 2019
Everything We Said - January 4th
This episode contains basically everything that we said on the radio today.
21:05
January 4, 2019
Red Rubber Ball
Weed and Cliff discuss the classic game played in PE Class - Dodgeball.
04:12
January 4, 2019
Two Truths, and a Lie
Weed and Cliff play Two Truths and a Lie with the Mayor and the Police Chief:
03:38
October 5, 2018
That Kind of Sacrifice.
You might not agree with it, but Cliff said it. And he stands behind it.
05:42
September 6, 2018
Weed Describes His Football Career
http://weedandcliff.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/wedgie_receiver.mp3
06:32
August 16, 2018
Weed talks about Cliff’s Dad
And as usual, everything he says is – not quite correct.
05:42
July 11, 2018
Memorial Day – 2018
Cliff’s ‘Throwdown’ pays tribute to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice.
05:46
May 24, 2018