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Weed and Cliff

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All the fun that is the fun...
Of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
04:57
January 12, 2022
The final Weed and Cliff Podcast for 2021
In all its glory!
05:35
December 31, 2021
The official Weed and Cliff Podcaste
You don't want to see Weed in a boxing ring.
04:47
December 21, 2021
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
It's for 12/20/21
06:28
December 20, 2021
There's a lot of fun in this podcast
Including a real nice haircut.
04:13
December 16, 2021
A podcast chocked-full of fun.
Chocked full.
05:16
December 14, 2021
A collection of nonsense
Here's all the fun for today:
05:43
December 08, 2021
Too far....
And here's some mental images that we'll all enjoy...
02:30
December 07, 2021
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
You wonder where this stuff comes from? So do we...
03:50
November 30, 2021
The Podcast for 11/22
All the fun that is the fun of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
04:03
November 22, 2021
I'm listening because I'm hoping it will all go horribly wrong
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. 15 meat puns in 22 seconds. 2. They bite their fingernails in Seattle. except for the plumbers. 1. A quick game of hostage situation.
18:55
November 09, 2021
Poop your pants and keep going
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A foul-mouthed pupped. 2. The first-ever Morning Road Show Department of Just in Time for Breakfast award - the Brown Star. 1. A free cremation.
16:34
November 08, 2021
Boooooo
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Booo. 2. Booo. 1. Boooooo.
14:31
October 29, 2021
A homemade submarine
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Generally derogatory terms are ok. 2. You can’t really find defecation at a value like this anywhere else. 1. Generally derogatory terms are ok.
10:54
October 28, 2021
Drive through and grab some tainted candy.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Leprosy chimps. 2. Usually I'm peeeling clothes off by this time of the morning. 1. We know that Cliff can't handle his boo's
11:24
October 26, 2021
Losing a credit card in your speedo.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Florida State Troopers don't have balls. 2. Run your Reese's Cups through his kilt. 1. More wet on the inside means less wet on the outside - which leaves you moist.
11:50
October 26, 2021
Brought to you by the letter D - for Dumb.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. You guys suck. 2. You Twit Face. 1. Save your BOO.
09:44
October 21, 2021
Made me queasy right off the bat.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Getting a gravy shower is a rite of passage. 2. Brown recovery wipes. 1. Stop sending me pictures of your pants.
06:12
October 20, 2021
Flush with embarrassment.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Does this have anything to do with cornhole? 2. Would you go without toilet paper for an entire week? 1. I thought I had lost the ability to suck.
14:51
October 19, 2021
We taste like filet mignon
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Honk all you want 2. You are getting very very gassy 1. I didn't know spiders had ears.
11:27
October 18, 2021
You've got Ghent
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. How Fort Blunder came to be. 2. Either your hands have gotten bigger or your arms have gotten smaller. 1. Don't cross your legs while driving.
09:38
October 14, 2021
We started off with a learning experience
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Poison Pasta. 2. Take the over/under on bread 1. At least he started out with clothes.
10:40
October 13, 2021
Bring the proper tools to get the job done
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. An environmentally friendly hand grenade. 2. We're very good at blowing things up. 1. You did that already - and it bombed miserably.
10:58
October 12, 2021
Love Fest Season
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Spell much? 2. The single hair on the toe. 1. Really - isn't #2 bad enough?
11:31
October 11, 2021
He looks like a dirty bar towel.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Bonus yardage for being beat up on the golf course. 2. You can't hardly grab that caulk and get it out. 1. Sorry, but I don't have time to use my thumbs.
14:15
October 05, 2021
Do you know a lot about pantyhose?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. It got me to thinking while I was stuffing it back there. 2. Angry balls. 1. Whistling with your butt.
11:35
October 04, 2021
Let's do better than Phil McCracken
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Sweatpants that smell like smoked meat. 2. It's illegal to shoot someone - even if they tell you to. 1. The show that the tri-state's forgot.
06:35
October 01, 2021
Memories to haunt you
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The MENSA questions I can answer 2. Not one nut. 1. Let Weed and Cliff sync up your heart.
11:24
September 29, 2021
What do you get at a cut-rate haunted house?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Wolfman sniffing your buttocks (that's actually what you get). 2. Wouldn't we all like a little French now and then? 1. I don't think you can handle the woodfrog.
10:00
September 28, 2021
I bet your face is really disgusted with you.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Opening up a potato chip bag is not an athletic endeavor. 2. Turds don't roll uphill. 1. Do you know how many cows would have to die to make that man a pair of chaps?
11:41
September 27, 2021
Who's the Big Liar now?
This special edition of the Official Morning Road Show Podcast may set a record for bus tire tracks on Cliff's back.
10:51
September 15, 2021
How to relax and watch your lawn grow.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Weed launches a self-help empire!
04:60
August 31, 2021
He just kept saying Weed over and over.
It's a Two-fer Tuesday! Two podcasts in one day!
14:03
August 24, 2021
A therapy rooster
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Nut cousins. 2. No elephant work at night. 1. A code brown.
17:35
August 24, 2021
Big and soft in all the right places.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Do as I say not as I do. 2. It looked like a taco. 1. Teaching your cow to talk.
08:57
August 18, 2021
I can't remember what goes here
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Stuff - you should listen.
16:55
August 17, 2021
A tribute to a listener and friend
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: The best CD we ever made.
13:02
August 13, 2021
A Podcast Smashup
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The Black Fly. 2. The Janitor's Key. 1. A motorcycle in the hallway.
09:23
August 11, 2021
Manning the hose.
Included on this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: A tale of two callers.
07:48
August 06, 2021
This always happens when these guys come around
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: It's a special edition about butt bugs.
03:35
July 22, 2021
A tingly sensation
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Benedict Cumberbatch on a frigate. 2. He avoided dehydration by – drinking his own urine. 1. What guy is going to watch that? (A robot pole dancer, that is.)
17:47
July 20, 2021
You can't arrest me for anything
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Armadillo by Morning. 2. My neighbors don't like seeing me in a wet t-shirt. 1. Sometimes you yank on that thing for a long time and nothing happens.
17:03
July 19, 2021
What's the worst thing that could happen?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. They like working with the teeth of loved ones. 2. “I’m paying for this, with my poop.” 1. They can't find a pickle big enough.
18:57
July 12, 2021
The taste of bitter defeat at Wrigley Field
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The burned at the stake rules. 2. Checking their oil. 1. The most tense 'Leggo my Eggo' standoff ever.
12:41
July 09, 2021
An ashamed sort of way.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Wrapped from chin to toe in Saran Wrap. 2. A full blown poop. 1. Mister Pee. (You never want to be #1, or have #2, while you're #3)
14:58
July 07, 2021
Keep my button pushed down
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. When it comes swallowing the meat that guy's clutch. 2. That's apparently is a misdemeanor in the state of Texas. 1. The act of eating for pleasure.
15:49
July 06, 2021
Are you prepared to pay the price for failure?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I will go full Joe Namath. 2. Do you think you can talk to the devil? 1. Removing your transmitter.
19:44
July 01, 2021
Why haven't I been arrested?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A salsa museum. 2. A coupon for a free liver. 1. I was hoping you'd play along with me.
12:23
June 30, 2021
Definitely a roller coaster
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. You rarely, if ever - touch money. 2. Have you ever seen Bigfoot shaving himself? 1. A small medium at large.
13:47
June 29, 2021
What you find at Weed's house
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. You basically had to set yourself on fire. 2. Take a look in this hole. 1. A little endangered.
19:07
June 28, 2021
You can't overrule the brain.
Here's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for 6/24:
15:48
June 25, 2021
Penetrating my brain.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Reproducing on your face. 2. Public Enema number one. 1. You don't have to use Cliff.
18:55
June 22, 2021
Bringing a CPAP to a slumber party.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Something doesn't feel right down there. 2. How much cow poop will bring on the black market. 1. You forgot to put on a second sock.
18:33
June 21, 2021
Yo mamma is not in that headline.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Gravy on a deep-fried Twinkie. 2. Closer inspection revealed the odor of human feces. 1. Nothing wrong with the Wagner family.
12:32
June 18, 2021
Thursday's episode
In case you missed it.
16:19
June 18, 2021
If you're a skunk, stay away.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Licked awake by the Amazon delivery guy. 2. A tarry mark on the pavement. 1. Free salad and bread sticks with every degree.
20:31
June 16, 2021
All these skid marks.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Are you texting things Cliff says in the morning? 2. No word on whether or not he pooped there as well. 1. Do we know where this tooth came from?
14:24
June 15, 2021
The hot dog industry is all excited.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Perhaps visibly so. 2. Production halted after explosive diarrhea on set of Ultimate Slip N Slide. 1. Your mom decided it's time to give up the pole.
20:31
June 14, 2021
“Y’all chill. I’m just intoxicated.”
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Cake on a Shteeeek. 2. You're probably eating a horse. 1. I meant to leave yesterday - can I have a mulligan?
17:23
June 11, 2021
Sit happens
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Is it possible to have a loose eyeball? 2. Loaning out underwear. 1. That party was more fun than this one.
15:01
June 10, 2021
A catch and release event.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Dumb it down to Ralph Level. 2. Professional toilet flushers. 1. The monkey who was hung.
17:39
June 09, 2021
If the boy’s are gonna fight you better let ‘em
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. For 200-thousand you can kick Cliff in the shin. 2. Eat around it. 1. It's easier to run when being chased by death.
05:11
June 08, 2021
I got winded brushing my teeth.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. He asked the judge if it was OK to lie. 2. The doctor prescribed me a #2. 1. A different kind of throne.
18:12
June 07, 2021
Rare, but well done.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Mow your grass in a Nic Thong. (Available wherever men's underwear are sold). 2. The bathrooms were locked and dude had no where to go. 1. Go commando so the ticks have a place to hide.
12:26
June 02, 2021
Throwing the preacher under the bus
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Girl Germ Territory. 2. The cicadas are actually peeing on you. 1. Place a chocolate chip under my tongue.
19:46
June 01, 2021
A cheese chat room
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Everything you look at is short. 2. You better go before you go. 1. We're friendly - just not 'babe' friendly.
19:39
May 26, 2021
A little dry spot in my mind.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Serial spitter. 2. They pay you to poop. 1. An official outhouse.
19:41
May 24, 2021
I'm out of town so I wasn't sure what the contest was.
On this official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I wanted to touch it so bad I couldn't stand it. 2. He removed all his clothing so – he could take a poop. 1. all his clothing so – he could take a poop.
21:20
May 21, 2021
Spit in it and then put it in your pocket.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I had 2 balls - each weighed 16 pounds. 2. Our part-time listener - Ralph the Truck Driver 1. Hoooocking....
15:45
May 21, 2021
Yep, I'm crazy.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Begging for a stampede of wildebeests. 2. Collects his own pee in a bucket. 1. Pray that Billy Ray Cyris won't tour.
18:53
May 19, 2021
Pandemonium with myself
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I got up and got my 3rd drink. 2. The back part of their body has rotted away. 1. Holes of unknown origins.
18:07
May 18, 2021
Adding accelerant along the way.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 1. 10 to 15 minutes of laughter a day makes you lose weight. That means you're all getting fatter. 2. They could handle a goose. 1. His grumpy pants were flying from a flagpole.
23:16
May 17, 2021
Let's stop all the excitement.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. She was upset over the thickness of her tomato. 2. You don't want a rhinoceros in your bed. 1. Charged with a hate crime against my own arteries.
16:03
May 05, 2021
A poo fountain
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The headphones fell off my head and into the toilet. 2. It was like a feces storm. 1. The Dolly Parton.
11:09
May 03, 2021
It's like winning the world series without touching a bat.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. 35 girlfriends at the same time. 2. A toxic laxative. 1. Indiana wants me.
18:37
April 26, 2021
I'm going to do to my darndest - to not die
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I still don't know what rock and roll is. 2. Razor toilet paper. 1. We estimate our loss at one dollar.
18:55
April 23, 2021
Dodging the flying splatter.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. No one wants to hear my opinion. 2. Like a poop torpedo. 1. I would never dream of having wood in space.
14:18
April 22, 2021
That's a Flagrant Foul.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. An ant throwdown. 2. Get Walter some used underwear. 1. The town crier - basically yelled the news.
17:47
April 21, 2021
Don't get a hair cut from a hungover man.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Short people tan faster. 2. The bugs will pee themselves to death. 1. I'll be the short guy - looking for a long one.
17:27
April 20, 2021
A surplus of rope
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Right down into the gullet. 2. An armless competitor in a dung-throwing contest. 1. If you lose a finger, take it with you. You might need it later on.
19:13
April 19, 2021
Udder Chaos.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I have to have my palate tickled. 2. A good butt filter. 1. You can't put much effort into Weed.
15:23
April 16, 2021
There's always that one person who's a fun-sucker.
Some days, there's two
18:43
April 16, 2021
Hallucinogenic Mushroom Mayo
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: It's all about the ham slices.
03:14
April 14, 2021
When you hear the tooth drop.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Allergic to money. 2 Open butthole. 1. Required to wear a mask during the alien probing.
11:38
April 13, 2021
I got confused on the radio
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Kiss a girl with a wart. 2. #2 always gets you in the most trouble. 1. Kiss a girl with a wart.
18:43
April 12, 2021
Clean as a whistle
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I'm pretty good at tying things down. 2. Donut Boy. 1. I have the colon of a 25 year old.
17:31
April 09, 2021
Way to go brain.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. It’s not just for the halibut. 2. The bride was preparing to marry her brother. 1. You don't need to beat me to let me know you're serious.
15:07
April 07, 2021
The only reason I don't touch stuff is it might hurt me
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I'm amazed at the amount of people who own a machete. 2. The director of proctology. 1. Never touch that again.
18:06
April 06, 2021
Standing in line to make their babies cry.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I can't get my can to work after about 2 months of sitting. 2. My buttocks tell me. 1. If you don't know - it's best to not.
19:07
April 05, 2021
Sniffing the armpit of a happy person.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. You can spit the mouthwash back into the bottle. 2. Calling the cops for dog poop. 1. The rise and fall of Bossa Nova.
14:06
April 02, 2021
The longest running April Fool's joke in history.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. She was actually trying to run down someone else.. 2. If you're not cursing while driving - you're not paying enough attention to the road.. 1. I've never heard of you.
21:04
April 02, 2021
Beam Me up Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down here
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Safe from the pharoah's curse. 2. I should be working in a bar. 1. I'm mad, I'm going to burn something.
17:24
March 31, 2021
At full speed it looks like you're in slow motion.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Right next door to the DJ Academy. 2. You're coming in a loader. 1. You don't want monkeys tag-teaming on your drawers.
18:55
March 30, 2021
Wearing my underwear inside out
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A spring-loaded toilet paper dispenser. 2. Constipation on the other side of the world. 1. 500 rounds of ammunition and a partridge in a pear tree.
17:52
March 29, 2021
Tell us how to do good radio
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The way to a woman's heart is through anonymous, processed meat. 2. Tom is dead. 1. Stands there and whacks it for hours
16:36
March 26, 2021
I tend to work too hard.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Running down the hallway with a piece of paper on fire. 2. Policing is sometimes a dirty job, but someone’s got to ‘doo-doo’ it. 1. Gold medal sneezing.
20:08
March 25, 2021
Questionable medical devices.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Do you know you have a boxing glove attached to your hand? 2. Don't do other dog things on the turf. 1. A prostate gland warmer.
23:52
March 24, 2021
Attacked by an alien force
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. It's a dog problem - not a COVID problem. 2. Dressing up like a girl scout - in jail. 1. There's a thong sale at Penney's.
18:01
March 23, 2021
Pass the smell test.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Betsy Ross was not one of the Supremes. 2. Identify my friends by the sound of their farts. 1. we're keeping your nose as evidence.
20:44
March 22, 2021
A fake-looking Harley.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. 1,000 pennies. 2. We know who #2 is. 1. Woolly mammoths still exist today. And he lives in Otwell.
18:03
March 19, 2021
A life hack to get E. Coli.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Alcohol Gatorade. 2. It took two days to lose the smell from his nose. 1. You guys haven't gotten a lick better.
16:19
March 17, 2021
What are you gonna to do, arrest me?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Surgery Shenanigans. 2. You can't beat the meat. 1. Do not nap with a full bladder.
14:36
March 16, 2021
Bambi with excess gas problems.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. He and granddad had been smoking marijuana together. 2. A laxative effect - how's that in a candy? 1. Never again ask Cliff how his body is
19:38
March 15, 2021
Chocolate pudding and beer combined
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. There's a lot of sausage action in Germany. 2. A thing for cafeteria hairnets. 1. Wurst case scenario.
17:10
March 12, 2021
More fun than disappointment.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A pretty good feeling in your throat. 2. Bring back the poo. 1. A pretty good feeling in your throat.
19:32
March 10, 2021
Right Guard for the win.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I'm pretty sure you've got expired canned goods. 2. How much that poop weighed. 1. A candy bar fog.
20:31
March 09, 2021
We've sunk to talking about goat love.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I just want it in me. 2. At least you can't find a body inside. 1. This is about as big a mouth opening as I'm going to get.
17:59
March 08, 2021
I couldn't get my head around the zipper.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I have vacuumed while the show was in progress. 2. Mail your poop to the lab. 1. Helping out with his pigs - on both ends.
23:19
March 05, 2021
Building a house on Disappointment Boulevard.
The Weed and Cliff Podcast for Thursday, March 4th.
17:16
March 05, 2021
We can't say words we have to beep
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. There's a lot of action on the carpet. 2. I can steer the car with my bellybutton. 1. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
19:42
March 03, 2021
Everyone got arrested
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I have it in my hands right now. 2. You can't hit the hold with your foot. 1. I don't remember much of what happened. That's a good thing considering what they did to you.
14:00
March 02, 2021
Making a wiener cannon.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I want the table to be decorated with food. 2. People are pooping in it. 1. I for one welcome our drunk robot overlords.
16:56
February 26, 2021
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Forgot about Oreos. 2. An outhouse on surfboards. 1. Could you get it in the butt?
19:16
February 25, 2021
I've got issues.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I'm Cliff Ingram tomorrow. Who am I today? 2. Torn hands and a missing screw. 1. I plugged the power strip into itself.
19:32
February 24, 2021
I have to be in pain to get paid
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Beat through the blubber. 2. Tastes like burning toenail. 1. The Bringer of Music.
17:51
February 23, 2021
A lot of melting going on.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A record that will never be broken. 2. Don't want the probing. 1. Everybody is up on top of each other having fun.
16:53
February 22, 2021
I feel stupid now.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Wild Turkey - and not the alcohol kind. 2. That's not a snake - that's poop. 1. If I have to take bear spray to the outhouse I'm not going.
18:03
February 19, 2021
You don't have to make a federal case out of it.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A slow ride to insanity. 2. Pooping on the knuckle. 1. A very aggressive biter.
16:30
February 18, 2021
Blow Dart Squirrel Hunters
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Insurance for your pants. 2. Pus-filled bumps. 1. You can't borrow Cliff Ingram's swimsuit.
16:40
February 17, 2021
Prohibited Baloney
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I never wanted to swallow things and see what affect they'd have. 2. #2 on the FBI's Most Wanted List. 1. I couldn't sleep at your place (Don't worry - you're not invited).
17:43
February 15, 2021
It's all about the poetry
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Inspired by scabies. 2. He wants to have Alan Jackson's babies. 1. Do you think anyone wants your love out there?
19:20
February 12, 2021
I knew it from the kazoo.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. We don't need to touch the Beatles any more with the kazoo. 2. You lost me at stool. 1. Stop before you kill us all.
16:24
February 11, 2021
We have lots of losers on this program.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. An armed robbery for three tacos. 2. The amount of nose gold mined. 1. Snot's more gooey than it is slick.
14:47
February 10, 2021
We didn't feel very 'worky' today
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A tire iron in one hand and a pipe wrench in the other. 2. Poop scent in his car. 1. You were hoping he'd say a bad word.
13:54
February 09, 2021
No cake for you.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Smell-o-vision. 2. I"m surprised that was so hard. 1. Pretty good at picking out tunes on a kazoo.
16:32
February 08, 2021
Blow both at the same time
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Do it yourself acupuncture. 2. The snack cake version of the coronavirus vaccine. 1. I did request that the mannequin had a head on it.
17:28
February 05, 2021
A loaner mannequin.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Mold juice. 2. Where Hitler ruled the Turd Reich. 1. You've got your foot caught in your underwear.
20:30
February 04, 2021
Would you take one in the eyeball?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. No matter how many times I tried to rub the thing. 2. You'll be a good stuntman. 1. Put the mannequin to bed.
25:53
February 03, 2021
The Start of Something Average
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Your face has to catch up with you. 2. Just call me reconnecting. 1. We did some really weird stuff with ants.
21:19
February 01, 2021
A plastic bag and a pooper scooper.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A nugget-shaped heart. 2. Dumpster diving for dirty diapers. 1. Kill it - just like Weed's career.
16:25
January 29, 2021
Please stay 6 feet away from me.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. How can you swallow one of those things without choking. 2. A colonoscopy bullseye. 1. Lower the age to get the virus.
20:21
January 29, 2021
The taste of shoe leather lasts forever.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Let's move the Olympics to Florida. 2. Put the poop on ice. 1. A small explosive device in your pants
22:29
January 27, 2021
A little short on the follow through
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I squeezed it and squeezed it. 2. A cannabis gift bag. 1. There's no telling how many times that sucker will land on Cliff Ingram.
21:46
January 26, 2021
Stick it in there for me
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. They stole the woman's crow. 2. You don't want to see a tooth floating in there. 1. I'll take the hole in my brain any day.
11:20
January 25, 2021
Weed and Cliff said this on Friday.
Perhaps you should listen!
20:10
January 23, 2021
What blows up your pantlegs?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. His moustache could beat you up. 2. Stir-fried intestines. 1. A special hole in the back of its mouth.
20:09
January 18, 2021
All the stains I left in here yesterday.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Stuff we did and Cliff forgot to post...
18:50
January 18, 2021
Oops
Cliff forgot to upload the podcast for Thursday. Here is it anyway.
21:50
January 15, 2021
Calling your name out like a lonely lover.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I did not dream about Willie Nelson last night. 2. The God of Toilets. 1. Learn how to kiss better.
19:43
January 13, 2021
Tuesday's missing episode
Here's the episode we didn't finish on time because Cliff was 'otherwise indisposed'.
16:44
January 13, 2021
Optimum health in your mouth.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The preparation H flag winner. 2. The Riot Poopers. 1. The Barfy Burger Sponsorship
21:19
January 11, 2021
I would make a really good dog.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A song about Yak Farts. 2. Enlarged Prostates Anonymous. 1. Extra Heavy Duty Mayonnaise.
23:36
January 08, 2021
Like flying in a wooden spacecraft
On this Official Wed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Listeners calling each other freaks - not what we want to be known for. 2. The naysayer pew. 1. Just the entertainment the listeners are looking for.
19:28
January 07, 2021
Cookies improve my performance.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Matt Hocking was our first loser of the year. 2. A late night toenail trimming service. 1. 10-69 now in progress.
21:40
January 06, 2021
Compete in the chicken wars
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Redneck is a state of mind. 2. A marathong newscast. 1. Alcohol would have been much better in this case.
19:16
January 05, 2021