Weed and Cliff

On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Weed gets it up about halfway. Astronauts aren't the old guys to pee in their suits. How we'd get the unique flavor of - Weed and Cliff Wine.

Things you'll learn on today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: What not to do with an air compressor. The perfectly wrong way to conceal your identity. The name of that bell.

On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: You'll feel the force of my mom's hands around my neck. A talking bottle of Jack Daniels. And, the Greatest Love of All.

It's what happens when you're going down hill - and the brakes are out. Today's fun includes: Mixing martinis in a rain gauge. Remembering whether or not you got a colonoscopy. Have your seen our nibblings?

On today's episode - Weed tells us about student loan debt, when you go to school at the DJ Academy, Cliff talks 'Mansmells' and a listener brings it all out for her wedding anniversary.

Including that thing about the denim speedo.... Sorry about that.

So full of Fake Flavor, you'll never know we're actually tasteless.

This stuff is so good - even Weed's professor at the DJ Academy will be proud. If you listen, you'll experience the same satisfaction you get when you trim your fingernails.

Way too many things to list today, but here's a few: Naked basketball - a whole new meaning to dribbling. A big, massive hat. Eyebrows. It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for Monday, May 13th. Have fun :)

And that is: What do Cliff and Mozart have in common? It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

Today's fun on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast includes: Freestyle Scratching. A bigger dauber. "The camel poop had to be eaten warm and fresh."

What's it like to be Weed? Think of what it must feel like to be, "Chased away by girls with cooties." That and more on today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

In honor of it being National Honesty Day the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast celebrates all things true. Like the professor who says aliens are breeding with humans.

For your listening enjoyment - today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. (In this episode Cliff covers the Take It To The Bank segment)

Please enjoy these and many other exciting topics on today's Official, Weed and Cliff Podcast: A pissing contest. Paul Viton, dropping his drawers. How long a hug is too long?

The Officials Weed and Cliff Podcast today has the following fun and games: "Grandma's gonna get arrested." "A toxic gas cloud." (Cliff's favorite, for obvious reasons) The proper etiquette after you stab someone. Getting an ax to the crotch.

Today we may have lost some of our marbles, but this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast marks the first time that we actually bled for this program. Well, Weed did. Cliff tries to steer clear when Weed is doing dumb stuff.

Some of the basic features installed on today's version of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: A Squirting Flower - good name for a rock band. When your colon talks to you. How many Americans iron their underwear. Enjoy :)

All the stuff we said today - on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

The Officials Weed and Cliff Podcast today contains: The Japanese word for poop. What is the official amphibian of Pennsylvania? What's the stuff inside a Magic 8 Ball smell like?

The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for April 18th. Topics include: Where all has Willie Nelson been arrested. How much is Billy Ray Cyrus worth - at auction. What's a good medicine for running at high altitude (the answer will surprise you).

Some of the things you will hear of this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: When we can expect a video of Matt Hocking picking his nose. It was the worst name for a subdivision in America, until they changed it. And that "unexpected solidified ingredient" is not something you'd want to find in a cookie.

Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: An appendectomy - on my kitchen table. What is a crescent wrench? A tribute to Weed. And as an added bonus: What important role will the Magic 8 Ball play in your life tomorrow?

The official Weed and Cliff podcast. You too will be glad Weed's pants stay up during the show.

Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast - more than just algebra with two dummies. Listen and then ponder the question: Have you ever cried in the shower?

The shirt hits the fan. How to get free swim diapers. A good moose-licking. Is that propane in your pocket or are you happy to see me? Enjoy :)

The Weed and Cliff Podcast today has some of your favorites! Including - how many ways can you cut the cheese? What's the best day to get gas? And an impossible math problem. (HINT) - that algebra story problem you have to solve to win Grand Ole Opry tickets is contained - in this podcast!!

Things you'll hear in the following minutes of delicious podcast goodness: 3. Why there's a sudden need for 'little monkey yoga pants.' 2. A way to create the artwork of your life. 1. Why we ceremonially slammed the lid. And as an added bonus - breaking the annoying wind.

On today's Weed and Cliff Podcast you'll hear. 1. All about a giant roll of toilet paper. 2. A superhero named, "The Urinator!" 3. A Polka rock band named, "Sausage Metal."

About music. about country music, about goats, about cereal. We learn it all. The Weed and Cliff Podcast - have fun with us.

Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast you'll here that awkward conversation. You'll also hear about chafing in a sensitive area, tackling a pelican, and a pickle sandwich. Enjoy the listen and think about that 'Support This Podcast' button.

Featured on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast: They sell alcohol at Disneyland? What happens when Weed gets a lazy eye? Listen to how Weed got pranked for April Fools' Day.

What's the most boring thing to watch on TV? What happened to all those massage parlor owners? Why today is a good day to not be around people with archery gear? That and more on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.

Answers to these and other burning questions answered today: What kind of bourbon is distilled with beard hair from a hippie? What is Ronco Purgatory? Where does a guy wearing nothing but a thong keep his ID?

Here's everything we said today (including the Phrase That Pays if you missed that)

Today's podcast includes exciting entertainment like: Why won't Weed touch a frog? Would you dress my mannequin? Where can you get 'fake urine'?

And the thing that makes him most nervous. More than anything else. It's not what you might think. Thanks for listening to the Weed and Cliff Podcast :)

Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast includes: Making sure all the holes are filled. The perfect time to eat an apple. An entire conversation constructed of Meatloaf song titles. Thanks for listening!!

That and many more things you need to know are in today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.

Things you will hear on today's podcast: A man from Nantucket. Musings on National Poetry Day. How to go to the bathroom in federal prison.

Today's podcast has one repeating theme: Weed being weird about chickens. Give it a listen :)

Have fun listening! You learn many interesting and exciting facts. Just kidding.

Or as known on our show - just another Monday. Thanks for listening!

Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast features a description of what one of our listeners did to the really cool coasters. Also you can hear Cliff say BOOGER a lot! Enjoy, Weed and Cliff

That, and other burning questions answered on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast. Give it a listen :)

Find out why that's OK, and hear lots more stuff on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.

That and other fine things were said today (3/11/19) Give the Weed and Cliff podcast a listen to day.

What should they rename the Big 8 Conference to? Why does Penny want to see Reba? What is the surface area of a cat? 3/8/19

If you missed the story - give a listen to today's podcast: 3/6/19

At 55 MPH. And complaining about all the other drivers, going to fast. Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast:

Here's the podcast for March 4th.

Even that thing about putting your hand in the hole.

You may have one where you work. There's definitely one here - someone who hates you. Listen to the podcast for 2/26 to find out more

The podcast for February 25th.

What would that actually sound like? We answer that any many other burning questions during this podcast.

Today's podcast features the story about how Listener Billy ran a chain saw in his knee. And as an added bonus - the dude who pulled his hamstring going to the bathroom. Listen up...

Give it a listen. We discuss typhus and dog poop. An unbeatable combination.

Find out why you might want to do that, and other things on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.

The Weed and Cliff Podcast - weekend edition. This is the stuff we said on Valentine's Day.

Today being February 15th, 2019. Listen and you'll have the knowledge about farts being recorded on the Richter Scale.

Everything we said today - June 13th, 2019. Oh and go to out website to see what's up over there.

Today's red-hot action includes - where do you put the key to start the horse, what not to do with your children, and what happens when it's summer on Uranus. February 12th, 2019

Listen to all the stuff we said on 2/11/19 - on this podcast.

And it's this phone call that we got today. The Weed and Cliff Podcast for February 8th.

Including that part about how Weed eats French Fries. The Weed and Cliff podcast for February 6th.

On today's episode we uncover one of the 11 Original Herbs and Spices, talk about cutting the cheese, and find a Die Hard criminal.

Including that part about Weed tinkering with his Love Machine.

Even that part about Weed's nose hair.

Including the "Smell This" story. You know you want to hear it - so click!

What we said today may have been the grossest phrase for 2019, and there was some listener chatter too - and you know how you all are. Click the link and give it a listen.

Here's today's podcast with all the stuff we said - including the amount of money you can make by selling your poop.

Including Weed's amazing plan to make us, "Field Sobriety Test Dummies."

And - we ponder the question - has Willie and Dolly ever smoked a joint together?

And - we test drive the Love Machine!

Even 'Songs In the Key of Death'. Yep - said that too...

Including all about the propane heated toilet seat.

Even that story about drinking wine from a Pringles can...

And here it all is. Feel free to listen to it in its entirety.

Everything we said on January 9th.  Including the answer to the question, "How big are Weed's nostrils?"

And that's the way it is...

A dude brings a gift for Weed to the studio. And it was lacy...

This episode contains basically everything that we said on the radio today.

Weed and Cliff discuss the classic game played in PE Class - Dodgeball.

Weed and Cliff play Two Truths and a Lie with the Mayor and the Police Chief:

You might not agree with it, but Cliff said it. And he stands behind it.

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And as usual, everything he says is – not quite correct.

Cliff’s ‘Throwdown’ pays tribute to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice.