Mornings with Weed and Cliff
By Weed and Cliff
Mornings with Weed and CliffMar 11, 2020
Ice and Video Games
Not necessarily related.
Leave a Light on in the Chicken
Official proof that he said it.
Another collection of things
Some of these may also be interesting.
A collection of things
Some of them may be interesting...
Riding a Unicorn
Not your average NBA halftime show
The Topic - Max Armstrong
Weed and Cliff discuss the magnificent qualities of - Max Armstrong.
Pop Up Toilets
And - it's telescopic!
Weed's Public Service for Today.
Yeah - they're addictive but Weed's volunteering to help.
Murder Ball
Join us in this episode as Weed relives the horror of his middle school PE Class.
The Smoke Me State
Musings from Mornings with Weed and Cliff
The question that needs a followup
We're dying to know.
All the fun that is the fun...
Of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
The final Weed and Cliff Podcast for 2021
In all its glory!
The official Weed and Cliff Podcaste
You don't want to see Weed in a boxing ring.
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
It's for 12/20/21
There's a lot of fun in this podcast
Including a real nice haircut.
A podcast chocked-full of fun.
Chocked full.
A collection of nonsense
Here's all the fun for today:
Too far....
And here's some mental images that we'll all enjoy...
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
You wonder where this stuff comes from? So do we...
The Podcast for 11/22
All the fun that is the fun of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
I'm listening because I'm hoping it will all go horribly wrong
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. 15 meat puns in 22 seconds.
2. They bite their fingernails in Seattle. except for the plumbers.
1. A quick game of hostage situation.
Poop your pants and keep going
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. A foul-mouthed pupped.
2. The first-ever Morning Road Show Department of Just in Time for Breakfast award - the Brown Star.
1. A free cremation.
Boooooo
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Booo.
2. Booo.
1. Boooooo.
A homemade submarine
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Generally derogatory terms are ok.
2. You can’t really find defecation at a value like this anywhere else.
1. Generally derogatory terms are ok.
Drive through and grab some tainted candy.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Leprosy chimps.
2. Usually I'm peeeling clothes off by this time of the morning.
1. We know that Cliff can't handle his boo's
Losing a credit card in your speedo.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Florida State Troopers don't have balls.
2. Run your Reese's Cups through his kilt.
1. More wet on the inside means less wet on the outside - which leaves you moist.
Brought to you by the letter D - for Dumb.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. You guys suck.
2. You Twit Face.
1. Save your BOO.
Made me queasy right off the bat.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Getting a gravy shower is a rite of passage.
2. Brown recovery wipes.
1. Stop sending me pictures of your pants.
Flush with embarrassment.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Does this have anything to do with cornhole?
2. Would you go without toilet paper for an entire week?
1. I thought I had lost the ability to suck.
We taste like filet mignon
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Honk all you want
2. You are getting very very gassy
1. I didn't know spiders had ears.
You've got Ghent
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. How Fort Blunder came to be.
2. Either your hands have gotten bigger or your arms have gotten smaller.
1. Don't cross your legs while driving.
We started off with a learning experience
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Poison Pasta.
2. Take the over/under on bread
1. At least he started out with clothes.
Bring the proper tools to get the job done
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. An environmentally friendly hand grenade.
2. We're very good at blowing things up.
1. You did that already - and it bombed miserably.
Love Fest Season
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Spell much?
2. The single hair on the toe.
1. Really - isn't #2 bad enough?
He looks like a dirty bar towel.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Bonus yardage for being beat up on the golf course.
2. You can't hardly grab that caulk and get it out.
1. Sorry, but I don't have time to use my thumbs.
Do you know a lot about pantyhose?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. It got me to thinking while I was stuffing it back there.
2. Angry balls.
1. Whistling with your butt.
Let's do better than Phil McCracken
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Sweatpants that smell like smoked meat.
2. It's illegal to shoot someone - even if they tell you to.
1. The show that the tri-state's forgot.
Memories to haunt you
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. The MENSA questions I can answer
2. Not one nut.
1. Let Weed and Cliff sync up your heart.
What do you get at a cut-rate haunted house?
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Wolfman sniffing your buttocks (that's actually what you get).
2. Wouldn't we all like a little French now and then?
1. I don't think you can handle the woodfrog.
I bet your face is really disgusted with you.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Opening up a potato chip bag is not an athletic endeavor.
2. Turds don't roll uphill.
1. Do you know how many cows would have to die to make that man a pair of chaps?
Who's the Big Liar now?
This special edition of the Official Morning Road Show Podcast may set a record for bus tire tracks on Cliff's back.
How to relax and watch your lawn grow.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Weed launches a self-help empire!
He just kept saying Weed over and over.
It's a Two-fer Tuesday!
Two podcasts in one day!
A therapy rooster
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Nut cousins.
2. No elephant work at night.
1. A code brown.
Big and soft in all the right places.
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. Do as I say not as I do.
2. It looked like a taco.
1. Teaching your cow to talk.
I can't remember what goes here
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
Stuff - you should listen.
A tribute to a listener and friend
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
The best CD we ever made.
A Podcast Smashup
On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
3. The Black Fly.
2. The Janitor's Key.
1. A motorcycle in the hallway.
Manning the hose.
Included on this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
A tale of two callers.