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Mornings with Weed and Cliff

Mornings with Weed and Cliff

By Weed and Cliff

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Mayhem in the kitchen cabinet.

Mornings with Weed and CliffOct 23, 2019

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Ice and Video Games

Ice and Video Games

Not necessarily related.

Mar 27, 202301:53
Leave a Light on in the Chicken

Leave a Light on in the Chicken

Official proof that he said it.

Mar 24, 202301:51
Another collection of things

Another collection of things

Some of these may also be interesting.

Feb 14, 202302:09
A collection of things

A collection of things

Some of them may be interesting...

Feb 13, 202302:54
Riding a Unicorn

Riding a Unicorn

Not your average NBA halftime show

Feb 10, 202301:30
The Topic - Max Armstrong

The Topic - Max Armstrong

Weed and Cliff discuss the magnificent qualities of - Max Armstrong.

Feb 09, 202302:12
Pop Up Toilets

Pop Up Toilets

And - it's telescopic!

Jan 30, 202303:53
Weed's Public Service for Today.

Weed's Public Service for Today.

Yeah - they're addictive but Weed's volunteering to help.

Jan 26, 202302:00
Murder Ball

Murder Ball

Join us in this episode as Weed relives the horror of his middle school PE Class.

Jan 20, 202302:37
The Smoke Me State

The Smoke Me State

Musings from Mornings with Weed and Cliff

Jan 04, 202302:55
The question that needs a followup

The question that needs a followup

We're dying to know.

Jan 02, 202302:27
All the fun that is the fun...

All the fun that is the fun...

Of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

Jan 12, 202204:57
The final Weed and Cliff Podcast for 2021

The final Weed and Cliff Podcast for 2021

In all its glory!

Dec 31, 202105:35
The official Weed and Cliff Podcaste

The official Weed and Cliff Podcaste

You don't want to see Weed in a boxing ring.

Dec 21, 202104:47
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast

The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast

It's for 12/20/21

Dec 20, 202106:28
There's a lot of fun in this podcast

There's a lot of fun in this podcast

Including a real nice haircut.

Dec 16, 202104:13
A podcast chocked-full of fun.

A podcast chocked-full of fun.

Chocked full.

Dec 14, 202105:16
A collection of nonsense

A collection of nonsense

Here's all the fun for today:

Dec 08, 202105:43
Too far....

Too far....

And here's some mental images that we'll all enjoy...

Dec 07, 202102:30
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

You wonder where this stuff comes from? So do we...

Nov 30, 202103:50
The Podcast for 11/22

The Podcast for 11/22

All the fun that is the fun of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

Nov 22, 202104:03
 I'm listening because I'm hoping it will all go horribly wrong

I'm listening because I'm hoping it will all go horribly wrong

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. 15 meat puns in 22 seconds.

2. They bite their fingernails in Seattle. except for the plumbers.

1. A quick game of hostage situation.

Nov 09, 202118:55
Poop your pants and keep going

Poop your pants and keep going

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. A foul-mouthed pupped.

2. The first-ever Morning Road Show Department of Just in Time for Breakfast award - the Brown Star.

1. A free cremation.

Nov 08, 202116:34
Boooooo

Boooooo

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Booo.

2. Booo.

1. Boooooo.

Oct 29, 202114:31
A homemade submarine

A homemade submarine

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Generally derogatory terms are ok.

2. You can’t really find defecation at a value like this anywhere else.

1. Generally derogatory terms are ok.

Oct 28, 202110:54
Drive through and grab some tainted candy.

Drive through and grab some tainted candy.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Leprosy chimps.

2. Usually I'm peeeling clothes off by this time of the morning.

1. We know that Cliff can't handle his boo's

Oct 26, 202111:24
Losing a credit card in your speedo.

Losing a credit card in your speedo.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Florida State Troopers don't have balls.

2. Run your Reese's Cups through his kilt.

1. More wet on the inside means less wet on the outside - which leaves you moist.

Oct 26, 202111:50
Brought to you by the letter D - for Dumb.

Brought to you by the letter D - for Dumb.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. You guys suck.

2. You Twit Face.

1. Save your BOO.

Oct 21, 202109:44
Made me queasy right off the bat.

Made me queasy right off the bat.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Getting a gravy shower is a rite of passage.

2. Brown recovery wipes.

1. Stop sending me pictures of your pants.

Oct 20, 202106:12
Flush with embarrassment.

Flush with embarrassment.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Does this have anything to do with cornhole?

2. Would you go without toilet paper for an entire week?

1. I thought I had lost the ability to suck.

Oct 19, 202114:51
We taste like filet mignon

We taste like filet mignon

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Honk all you want

2. You are getting very very gassy

1. I didn't know spiders had ears.

Oct 18, 202111:27
You've got Ghent

You've got Ghent

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. How Fort Blunder came to be.

2. Either your hands have gotten bigger or your arms have gotten smaller.

1. Don't cross your legs while driving.

Oct 14, 202109:38
We started off with a learning experience

We started off with a learning experience

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Poison Pasta.

2. Take the over/under on bread

1. At least he started out with clothes.

Oct 13, 202110:40
Bring the proper tools to get the job done

Bring the proper tools to get the job done

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. An environmentally friendly hand grenade.

2. We're very good at blowing things up.

1. You did that already - and it bombed miserably.

Oct 12, 202110:58
Love Fest Season

Love Fest Season

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Spell much?

2. The single hair on the toe.

1. Really - isn't #2 bad enough?

Oct 11, 202111:31
He looks like a dirty bar towel.

He looks like a dirty bar towel.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Bonus yardage for being beat up on the golf course.

2. You can't hardly grab that caulk and get it out.

1. Sorry, but I don't have time to use my thumbs.

Oct 05, 202114:15
Do you know a lot about pantyhose?

Do you know a lot about pantyhose?

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. It got me to thinking while I was stuffing it back there.

2. Angry balls.

1. Whistling with your butt.

Oct 04, 202111:35
Let's do better than Phil McCracken

Let's do better than Phil McCracken

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Sweatpants that smell like smoked meat.

2. It's illegal to shoot someone - even if they tell you to.

1. The show that the tri-state's forgot.

Oct 01, 202106:35
Memories to haunt you

Memories to haunt you

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. The MENSA questions I can answer

2. Not one nut.

1. Let Weed and Cliff sync up your heart.

Sep 29, 202111:24
What do you get at a cut-rate haunted house?

What do you get at a cut-rate haunted house?

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Wolfman sniffing your buttocks (that's actually what you get).

2. Wouldn't we all like a little French now and then?

1. I don't think you can handle the woodfrog.

Sep 28, 202110:00
I bet your face is really disgusted with you.

I bet your face is really disgusted with you.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Opening up a potato chip bag is not an athletic endeavor.

2. Turds don't roll uphill.

1. Do you know how many cows would have to die to make that man a pair of chaps?

Sep 27, 202111:41
Who's the Big Liar now?

Who's the Big Liar now?

This special edition of the Official Morning Road Show Podcast may set a record for bus tire tracks on Cliff's back.

Sep 15, 202110:51
How to relax and watch your lawn grow.

How to relax and watch your lawn grow.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

Weed launches a self-help empire!

Aug 31, 202104:60
He just kept saying Weed over and over.

He just kept saying Weed over and over.

It's a Two-fer Tuesday!

Two podcasts in one day!

Aug 24, 202114:03
A therapy rooster

A therapy rooster

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Nut cousins.

2. No elephant work at night.

1. A code brown.

Aug 24, 202117:35
Big and soft in all the right places.

Big and soft in all the right places.

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. Do as I say not as I do.

2. It looked like a taco.

1. Teaching your cow to talk.

Aug 18, 202108:57
I can't remember what goes here

I can't remember what goes here

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

Stuff - you should listen.

Aug 17, 202116:55
A tribute to a listener and friend

A tribute to a listener and friend

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

The best CD we ever made.

Aug 13, 202113:02
A Podcast Smashup

A Podcast Smashup

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

3. The Black Fly.

2. The Janitor's Key.

1. A motorcycle in the hallway.

Aug 11, 202109:23
Manning the hose.

Manning the hose.

Included on this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

A tale of two callers.

Aug 06, 202107:48