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The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for May 17th
Including that thing about the denim speedo.... Sorry about that.
May 17, 2019
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for May 16th.
So full of Fake Flavor, you'll never know we're actually tasteless.
May 16, 2019
Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast
This stuff is so good - even Weed's professor at the DJ Academy will be proud. If you listen, you'll experience the same satisfaction you get when you trim your fingernails.
May 15, 2019
Such a wide variety of topics today...
Way too many things to list today, but here's a few: Naked basketball - a whole new meaning to dribbling. A big, massive hat. Eyebrows. It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
May 14, 2019
Cliff returns from vacation - and we hear all about it.
It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for Monday, May 13th. Have fun :)
May 13, 2019
There's a burning question answered on today's podcast:
And that is: What do Cliff and Mozart have in common? It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
May 3, 2019
Take what the defense gives us - Weed and Cliff Podcast
Today's fun on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast includes: Freestyle Scratching. A bigger dauber. "The camel poop had to be eaten warm and fresh."
May 2, 2019
Weed and Cliff - Faster than a Hose Poop Rocket
What's it like to be Weed? Think of what it must feel like to be, "Chased away by girls with cooties." That and more on today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
May 1, 2019
Today - is National Honesty Day
In honor of it being National Honesty Day the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast celebrates all things true. Like the professor who says aliens are breeding with humans.
April 30, 2019
Dolly Parton got a what?
For your listening enjoyment - today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. (In this episode Cliff covers the Take It To The Bank segment)
April 29, 2019
April 26th - We Shook it at You!
Please enjoy these and many other exciting topics on today's Official, Weed and Cliff Podcast: A pissing contest. Paul Viton, dropping his drawers. How long a hug is too long?
April 26, 2019
Today's Podcast - A Jar of Different
The Officials Weed and Cliff Podcast today has the following fun and games: "Grandma's gonna get arrested." "A toxic gas cloud." (Cliff's favorite, for obvious reasons) The proper etiquette after you stab someone. Getting an ax to the crotch.
April 25, 2019
The Jar Broke - on the Weed and Cliff Podcast
Today we may have lost some of our marbles, but this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast marks the first time that we actually bled for this program. Well, Weed did. Cliff tries to steer clear when Weed is doing dumb stuff.
April 24, 2019
Today's Podcast - 30 tons of poop.
Some of the basic features installed on today's version of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: A Squirting Flower - good name for a rock band. When your colon talks to you. How many Americans iron their underwear. Enjoy :)
April 23, 2019
They left the mics open too long
All the stuff we said today - on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
April 23, 2019
Today's podcast - educational information!
The Officials Weed and Cliff Podcast today contains: The Japanese word for poop. What is the official amphibian of Pennsylvania? What's the stuff inside a Magic 8 Ball smell like?
April 19, 2019
Today's Podcast - My Relationship With Bacon
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for April 18th. Topics include: Where all has Willie Nelson been arrested. How much is Billy Ray Cyrus worth - at auction. What's a good medicine for running at high altitude (the answer will surprise you).
April 18, 2019
Today's Podcast - Enough Information to go on.
Some of the things you will hear of this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: When we can expect a video of Matt Hocking picking his nose. It was the worst name for a subdivision in America, until they changed it. And that "unexpected solidified ingredient" is not something you'd want to find in a cookie.
April 17, 2019
A Flailing Banana - Today's Podcast.
Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: An appendectomy - on my kitchen table. What is a crescent wrench? A tribute to Weed. And as an added bonus: What important role will the Magic 8 Ball play in your life tomorrow?
April 16, 2019
Had trouble with my parachute - today's podcast goodness.
The official Weed and Cliff podcast. You too will be glad Weed's pants stay up during the show.
April 15, 2019
Weed and Cliff - Aim Higher!
Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast - more than just algebra with two dummies. Listen and then ponder the question: Have you ever cried in the shower?
April 12, 2019
On today's Weed and Cliff Podcast:
The shirt hits the fan. How to get free swim diapers. A good moose-licking. Is that propane in your pocket or are you happy to see me? Enjoy :)
April 11, 2019
It's easy to get laughs - with nauseating comments
The Weed and Cliff Podcast today has some of your favorites! Including - how many ways can you cut the cheese? What's the best day to get gas? And an impossible math problem. (HINT) - that algebra story problem you have to solve to win Grand Ole Opry tickets is contained - in this podcast!!
April 10, 2019
Here's the Weed and Cliff Podcast for today (April 9th)
Things you'll hear in the following minutes of delicious podcast goodness: 3. Why there's a sudden need for 'little monkey yoga pants.' 2. A way to create the artwork of your life. 1. Why we ceremonially slammed the lid. And as an added bonus - breaking the annoying wind.
April 9, 2019
We said this stuff today...
On today's Weed and Cliff Podcast you'll hear. 1. All about a giant roll of toilet paper. 2. A superhero named, "The Urinator!" 3. A Polka rock band named, "Sausage Metal."
April 8, 2019
Today we learn how little Weed knows.
About music. about country music, about goats, about cereal. We learn it all. The Weed and Cliff Podcast - have fun with us.
April 4, 2019
An Awkward Conversation about - Cologne.
Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast you'll here that awkward conversation. You'll also hear about chafing in a sensitive area, tackling a pelican, and a pickle sandwich. Enjoy the listen and think about that 'Support This Podcast' button.
April 3, 2019
After This Podcast - Urine Trouble Now
Featured on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast: They sell alcohol at Disneyland? What happens when Weed gets a lazy eye? Listen to how Weed got pranked for April Fools' Day.
April 2, 2019
Questions answered on today's podcast:
What's the most boring thing to watch on TV? What happened to all those massage parlor owners? Why today is a good day to not be around people with archery gear? That and more on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.
April 1, 2019
Today's Podcast - better than Potato Faux-Skins
Answers to these and other burning questions answered today: What kind of bourbon is distilled with beard hair from a hippie? What is Ronco Purgatory? Where does a guy wearing nothing but a thong keep his ID?
March 29, 2019
Allllllllll this Podcast Goodness!!!
Here's everything we said today (including the Phrase That Pays if you missed that)
March 28, 2019
The Weed and Cliff Podcast for March 27th.
Today's podcast includes exciting entertainment like: Why won't Weed touch a frog? Would you dress my mannequin? Where can you get 'fake urine'?
March 27, 2019
Today's podcast reveals what Weed reads in the bathroom.
And the thing that makes him most nervous. More than anything else. It's not what you might think. Thanks for listening to the Weed and Cliff Podcast :)
March 26, 2019
A Mud Puddle is Deeper Than....
Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast includes: Making sure all the holes are filled. The perfect time to eat an apple. An entire conversation constructed of Meatloaf song titles. Thanks for listening!!
March 25, 2019
Luke Combs said what?
That and many more things you need to know are in today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.
March 22, 2019
I Misspelled Genius - but I am one.
Things you will hear on today's podcast: A man from Nantucket. Musings on National Poetry Day. How to go to the bathroom in federal prison.
March 21, 2019
You don't need to be alone with the animals, Weed.
Today's podcast has one repeating theme: Weed being weird about chickens. Give it a listen :)
March 20, 2019
That shuffling sound a deck of cards makes - that's what today's podcast sounds like.
Have fun listening! You learn many interesting and exciting facts. Just kidding.
March 19, 2019
Today is - National Awkward Moments Day
Or as known on our show - just another Monday. Thanks for listening!
March 18, 2019
What happened to our faces??
Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast features a description of what one of our listeners did to the really cool coasters. Also you can hear Cliff say BOOGER a lot! Enjoy, Weed and Cliff
March 14, 2019
Which end of the microphone do you talk into?
That, and other burning questions answered on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast. Give it a listen :)
March 13, 2019
Drink Beer for Lent
Find out why that's OK, and hear lots more stuff on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.
March 12, 2019
"I broke my hand on someone's face"
That and other fine things were said today (3/11/19) Give the Weed and Cliff podcast a listen to day.
March 11, 2019
Burning questions answered on the podcast:
What should they rename the Big 8 Conference to? Why does Penny want to see Reba? What is the surface area of a cat? 3/8/19
March 8, 2019
What kind of proposition did Dolly turn down?
If you missed the story - give a listen to today's podcast: 3/6/19
March 6, 2019
It's like driving in the Daytona 500...
At 55 MPH. And complaining about all the other drivers, going to fast. Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast:
March 6, 2019
Weed and Cliff said this stuff today - Wash, Rinse, Repeat
Here's the podcast for March 4th.
March 4, 2019
Everything We Said - February 27th
Even that thing about putting your hand in the hole.
February 27, 2019
Everything we said - including that workplace secret
You may have one where you work. There's definitely one here - someone who hates you. Listen to the podcast for 2/26 to find out more
February 26, 2019
Weed and Cliff get thrown overboard
The podcast for February 25th.
February 26, 2019
Cat got your tongue?
What would that actually sound like? We answer that any many other burning questions during this podcast.
February 24, 2019
All the stuff we said - including you
Today's podcast features the story about how Listener Billy ran a chain saw in his knee. And as an added bonus - the dude who pulled his hamstring going to the bathroom. Listen up...
February 21, 2019
Today's podcast - all about infectious diseases
Give it a listen. We discuss typhus and dog poop. An unbeatable combination.
February 20, 2019
Would you shove a red-hot poker in your nose?
Find out why you might want to do that, and other things on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.
February 19, 2019
Weekend Special
The Weed and Cliff Podcast - weekend edition. This is the stuff we said on Valentine's Day.
February 16, 2019
Yep - we said all this today.
Today being February 15th, 2019. Listen and you'll have the knowledge about farts being recorded on the Richter Scale.
February 15, 2019
What kind of cheese was that?
Everything we said today - June 13th, 2019. Oh and go to out website to see what's up over there.
February 13, 2019
Slips of the tongue and all - here's today's podcast
Today's red-hot action includes - where do you put the key to start the horse, what not to do with your children, and what happens when it's summer on Uranus. February 12th, 2019
February 12, 2019
Yes - we call the Princeton mayoral race - THAT
Listen to all the stuff we said on 2/11/19 - on this podcast.
February 11, 2019
There's only one thing you need to hear
And it's this phone call that we got today. The Weed and Cliff Podcast for February 8th.
February 8, 2019
If it came out of our mouths - it's here
Including that part about how Weed eats French Fries. The Weed and Cliff podcast for February 6th.
February 6, 2019
February 5th - Everything we said...
On today's episode we uncover one of the 11 Original Herbs and Spices, talk about cutting the cheese, and find a Die Hard criminal.
February 5, 2019
We said it today - February 4th, 2019
Including that part about Weed tinkering with his Love Machine.
February 4, 2019
We said all this and we're proud of it - January 30th
Even that part about Weed's nose hair.
January 30, 2019
All the words that came out of our mouths - January 29th, 2019
Including the "Smell This" story. You know you want to hear it - so click!
January 29, 2019
What we said today - January 25th
What we said today may have been the grossest phrase for 2019, and there was some listener chatter too - and you know how you all are. Click the link and give it a listen.
January 25, 2019
All that stuff we said - January 22nd
Here's today's podcast with all the stuff we said - including the amount of money you can make by selling your poop.
January 22, 2019
Stuff we said on January 21st
Including Weed's amazing plan to make us, "Field Sobriety Test Dummies."
January 21, 2019
Weed and Cliff said this stuff today
And - we ponder the question - has Willie and Dolly ever smoked a joint together?
January 18, 2019
All the stuff we said today.
And - we test drive the Love Machine!
January 18, 2019
We said this stuff today...
Even 'Songs In the Key of Death'. Yep - said that too...
January 16, 2019
Everything Wed Said - January 15th.
Including all about the propane heated toilet seat.
January 16, 2019
What we said today...
Even that story about drinking wine from a Pringles can...
January 14, 2019
We said so many things today...
And here it all is. Feel free to listen to it in its entirety.
January 11, 2019
We said it. All of it.
Everything we said on January 9th.  Including the answer to the question, "How big are Weed's nostrils?"
January 10, 2019
Everything We Said - January 7, 2019
And that's the way it is...
January 8, 2019
Victoria's Secret Bag
A dude brings a gift for Weed to the studio. And it was lacy...
January 7, 2019
Everything We Said - January 4th
This episode contains basically everything that we said on the radio today.
January 4, 2019
Red Rubber Ball
Weed and Cliff discuss the classic game played in PE Class - Dodgeball.
January 4, 2019
You get back what you give…
October 26, 2018
Weed Gets a Gift from a Dude…
October 19, 2018
Two Truths, and a Lie
Weed and Cliff play Two Truths and a Lie with the Mayor and the Police Chief:
October 5, 2018
That Kind of Sacrifice.
You might not agree with it, but Cliff said it. And he stands behind it.
September 6, 2018
Little Debbie Pimp
August 27, 2018
Weed Describes His Football Career
August 16, 2018
Weed talks about Cliff’s Dad
And as usual, everything he says is – not quite correct.
July 11, 2018
Memorial Day – 2018
Cliff’s ‘Throwdown’ pays tribute to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice.
May 24, 2018
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