Thanks to Michael from Fort Branch for violating the FCC regulations when he was on the phone with us today.
His uncensored phrase, and all the other stuff on this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.
In this edition:
We find out how big a worm someone is fishing with,
A listener tells us what he thinks Cliff's life is like,
and that silly 'Take it to the Bank' segment does something it has never done before.
It's what happens when you're going down hill - and the brakes are out.
Today's fun includes:
Mixing martinis in a rain gauge.
Remembering whether or not you got a colonoscopy.
Have your seen our nibblings?
The Officials Weed and Cliff Podcast today has the following fun and games:
"Grandma's gonna get arrested."
"A toxic gas cloud." (Cliff's favorite, for obvious reasons)
The proper etiquette after you stab someone.
Getting an ax to the crotch.
Today we may have lost some of our marbles, but this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast marks the first time that we actually bled for this program.
Well, Weed did. Cliff tries to steer clear when Weed is doing dumb stuff.
Some of the basic features installed on today's version of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
A Squirting Flower - good name for a rock band.
When your colon talks to you.
How many Americans iron their underwear.
The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for April 18th.
Where all has Willie Nelson been arrested.
How much is Billy Ray Cyrus worth - at auction.
What's a good medicine for running at high altitude (the answer will surprise you).
Some of the things you will hear of this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
When we can expect a video of Matt Hocking picking his nose.
It was the worst name for a subdivision in America, until they changed it.
And that "unexpected solidified ingredient" is not something you'd want to find in a cookie.
Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:
An appendectomy - on my kitchen table.
What is a crescent wrench?
A tribute to Weed.
And as an added bonus: What important role will the Magic 8 Ball play in your life tomorrow?
The Weed and Cliff Podcast today has some of your favorites!
Including - how many ways can you cut the cheese? What's the best day to get gas? And an impossible math problem.
(HINT) - that algebra story problem you have to solve to win Grand Ole Opry tickets is contained - in this podcast!!
Things you'll hear in the following minutes of delicious podcast goodness:
3. Why there's a sudden need for 'little monkey yoga pants.'
2. A way to create the artwork of your life.
1. Why we ceremonially slammed the lid.
And as an added bonus - breaking the annoying wind.
Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast you'll here that awkward conversation. You'll also hear about chafing in a sensitive area, tackling a pelican, and a pickle sandwich.
Enjoy the listen and think about that 'Support This Podcast' button.
What's the most boring thing to watch on TV?
What happened to all those massage parlor owners?
Why today is a good day to not be around people with archery gear?
That and more on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.
Answers to these and other burning questions answered today:
What kind of bourbon is distilled with beard hair from a hippie?
What is Ronco Purgatory?
Where does a guy wearing nothing but a thong keep his ID?