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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.
Cheeseburger to the face! Lady kicks cop in groin then offers to kiss it.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman kicks a cop in the groin then offers oral sex. Man arrested for snapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger. $33k in marijuana candy seized for looking too much like candy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Check out our sponsor! http://freaksgeeksandgamers.com And -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18:44
May 24, 2019
Dead man's sperm allowed to procreate. Real Pastor does baptisms in Virtual Reality.
Suspect agrees to turn himself in if the police get 15,000 likes on their Facebook wanted post. Real pastor does baptisms in virtual reality. Judge rules parents of a dead soldier can use his frozen sperm to procreate. Phone calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22:55
May 23, 2019
Show your boobs, end a protest! Students feed teachers urine filled crepes.
Students fed urine and semen-filled crepes to their teachers. Jerusalem protestors run away after women strip down to their bras. Amazing woman poses as a sheriff and releases her boyfriend from prison. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22:07
May 22, 2019
Need a Game of Thrones therapist? Bizarre cow kissing challenge in Austria.
Austrians told to stop kissing cows in strange viral social media challenge. Ottawa teachers are wearing padded clothing and arm guards as protection from violent students. You can find a Game of Thrones counselor near you. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20:27
May 21, 2019
Why coffee makes us poop. Texting while walking could be illegal?
Why does coffee make us poop? Scientists gave some to rats to find out. Actor Dan Ackroyd says aliens are trying to sleep with our women. New York may make it illegal to text while walking. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19:23
May 20, 2019
Her vagina hid 7 syringes! Comedy club audience member calls 911 because of a joke.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man tells police that playing basketball naked enhances his skills. Comedy club audience member calls 911 over a joke. Snarling woman found at Burger King pulls 7 syringes from her vagina. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Also check out my sponsor The Pop Culture Antique Museum Online Store: http://freaksgeeksandgamers.com -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:31
May 17, 2019
Demonic possession is up and so are exorcism courses. World's most expensive cup of coffee!
The world's most expensive cup of coffee being offered by California cafe for $75 per cup. Rome offers exorcism courses to all Christian denominations in light of the rise in demonic possessions. Malaysian teen jumps to her death after Instagram users vote in a poll.      SUPPORT Weird AF News on Patreon at http://patreon.com/weirdafnews & Watch Weird AF News on Youtube – http://youtube.com/weirdafnews & FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com 
22:38
May 16, 2019
Pornhub for politicians! Top sexiest (and unsexiest) US accents
Danish politician advertises his campaign on Pornhub. Top sexiest and unsexiest accents in the US. Portable urinals called "Peeosks" installed in Victoria, BC. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15:52
May 15, 2019
Penis extensions fail. Ireland's first alcohol free bar!
Penis extensions don't work a study shows. Guns N Roses sues a brewery for theie Guns N Rose beer. Irelands first ever alcohol free bar opens. And calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20:00
May 14, 2019
AZ legalizes nunchucks. Burger King introduces "Unhappy Meals"!
Arizona legalizes nunchucks. Burger King introduces "Unhappy Meals". Dangerous superslide in Spain closes after injured citizens. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19:03
May 13, 2019
Woman pulls gator from her pants during police stop. Drunk man crashes lawn mower into police car, c
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman pulls a gator from her pants when cops ask "got anything else"? Drunk man crashes lawn mower into police car. Man fires fun at teens enjoying community pool. Check out our sponsor: http://freaksgeeksandgamers.com Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:41
May 10, 2019
Designated drug dealer spaces in Berlin? Family of drunk groom held hostage over dowry
Designated drug dealer spaces in a Berlin park draws criticism. "Pothole Vigilantes" filling in potholes after dark. Bride refuses to marry her drunk groom and they hold family members hostage over the dowry. NEW Patreon and emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26:13
May 9, 2019
Woman asks for "Agent Penis" at the CIA. Cocaine found in the shrimp.
Animal with a disappearing anus could reveal how ours evolved. Cocaine, ketamine and pesticides found in UK shrimp. Woman charged with trespassing after trying to sneak into the CIA building by asking for "Agent Penis". Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16:42
May 8, 2019
Pope tells hairdressers not to gossip. Maggots in the sausage? Yum!
Pope tells group of hairdressers not to gossip. Maggots will be added to sausages for protein. Meet the chef who's skin smells like burning wood. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15:50
May 7, 2019
Menstrual themed cocktail controversy. WTF are "Beer Burros"?
Menstrual themed cocktail causing controversy at Ohio bar. Beer burros are serving up cocktails at weddings. Man swallows Airpod, craps it out and it still works! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:30
May 6, 2019
Meth smoking man fights a mattress. Flesh eating bacteria is everywhere!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Meth smoking Florida man attacks a mattress in a jealous rage. Another flesh eating bacteria case found. Man arrested for threatening lawn care workers over grass clippings. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com and check out our sponsor http://freaksgeeksandgamers.com
15:39
May 3, 2019
Depressed? Try psychedelic toad milk! The Indian army found Yeti.
Wyoming man shoplifts at a store and applies for job during same visit. Smoking psyhedelic toad milk could help depression. Indian army posts photos of Yeti footprints. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14:59
May 2, 2019
Vampire facials gave people HIV. Companies to ban the handshake?
Clients diagnosed with HIV after getting vampire facials from a spa. NASA is pretending an asteroid is about to hit Earth. Companies considering banning handshakes in the workplace. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:29
May 1, 2019
Avengers movie leaker beat-down. Trapped in a hole for love.
Man in Hong Kong beaten outside movie theater for leaking Avengers spoilers. Lome scooters have been hacked to play rude and funny messages to riders. Mexican man traps himself in a hole he dug to spy on his ex. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:30
April 30, 2019
"911? How can I kill my boyfriend?" Russian spy whale caught begging for food.
Woman arrested after calling 911 asking how to kill her husband. Russian spy whale caught by Norwegians. Drug dealer's parrot seized by police for warning them of police presence. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14:13
April 29, 2019
Woman shot husband on tax day. Police impersonator pulls over undercover police.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman shoots her husband in tax day. Florida man impersonating a police officer pulls over undercover police officer. Teenage girls arrested for plotting nine murders during class. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:23
April 26, 2019
Don't put garlic in your vagina! Astrological sign roommate discrimination?
Female MMA fighter destroys a man for masturbating at her public beach photo shoot. Is it legal to deny roommate applicants based on astrological signs? A famous gynecologist can't believe she has to tell women NOT to put garlic inside their vagina. Some calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24:47
April 25, 2019
Selfie deaths are an epidemic. Mini wrestlers busted for steroids and weed.
Cops bust miniature wrestlers with steroids and weed. Selfie deaths are an epidemic study shows. Wyoming may become first state to legalize human composting. NEW Patron! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24:46
April 24, 2019
Pet dog raised from the dead. The mouth is for eating not oral sex!
Dead pet dog escapes the grave and returns to the owners. Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex, says the mouth is for eating. A plot to take a website by gunpoint went very wrong. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20:40
April 23, 2019
Slap and cut a pastor for Easter! "Escape from Egypt', the passover escape room.
Pastor asked students to spit on him, slap and cut him with a knife as an Easter lesson. Chicago synagogue opens escape room called "Escape from Egypt ". A comedian wins the Ukraine presidency. NEW Pateon too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:59
April 22, 2019
Man squirts urine at lady dogwalker. Fake alligator wrestling at the mall.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man squirts urine at a woman walking her dog. Man arrested for aggressively eating pasta outside Olive Garden. Teen arrested for filming himself wrestling a fake alligator at the mall. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:13
April 19, 2019
Day laborer sex fantasy ring. Debut of the CBD infused burger.
Couple held a day laborer at gunpoint to act out a sexual fantasy and sent the pics to his wife. Carl's Jr to offer a CBD infused burger on 4/20. Robot newscaster causes a stir on Russian television. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20:44
April 18, 2019
Testicle botox or "Scrotox". Man sues parents for destroying $30k porn stash.
Man throws an iguana at a restaurant manager. 40 year old dude Sue's parents for destroying his $30k porn stash. Botox in your testicles is a thing. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
23:25
April 17, 2019
Spiders could eat all mankind. Comedian jokes bout dying then drops dead on stage.
Spiders could eat all of mankind in only one year. Millionaire wants to stage real life Battle Royale on a private island. British comedian jokes about dying on stage and then actually drops dead on stage. NEW Patron yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22:38
April 16, 2019
Batman offers to help police during armed standoff. Mysterious mashed potatoes haunting.
A Mississippi town is haunted by mysterious mashed potatoes. Mom tries karate on cops, son strips naked, and dog steals muffin mix during bizarre Walmart incident. Man dressed as Batman offers to help police during standoff, gets promptly rejected. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24:01
April 15, 2019
Alien Abduction Insurance. Man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtles. Cat lover pulls a gun on a woman that asked her to stop feeding the stray cats. Alien abduction insurance offered by one Florida company. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19:47
April 13, 2019
BONUS - Interview with Floridaman Cardgame inventor Dave Ritchie.
BONUS FLORIDA FRIDAY EPISODE- Interview with the creator of the Florida Man Card Game, Dave Ritchie. Support the cause by going to http://floridamancardgame.com Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
27:25
April 12, 2019
Top Five Food Fight Festivals. Mystery of bloodied men with severed penises.
Second man found covered in blood and holding a severed penis. Ohio couple laced cookies with laxatives for the striking teachers. Top weird food fight festivals from around the world. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24:30
April 11, 2019
Yoga don't make you gay! Doctor finds four bees living in woman's eye.
Doctor finds four bees living in a woman's eye feeding off her tears. Yoga doesn't make you gay says Russian prison authority. Facebook to use Artificial Intelligence to respect the dead. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18:57
April 11, 2019
Man slips LSD into coworkers coffee. El Chapo clothing line coming soon.
Man blew up the car of a couple who beeped at his girlfriend at McDonald's. Wife of El Chapo launching s clothing line named after her husband. Man slips LSD into coworkers' drinks to get rid of their "negative energy". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16:06
April 9, 2019
Dog tests positive for meth after walk in park. Man accidentally drowns while mowing his lawn.
Family dog tests positive for meth and molly after walk in the park. Canadian family drives dead father for two days because US healthcare is expensive. Man drowns while mowing his lawn. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20:11
April 8, 2019
"Half-dog, half-man" bites faces. Son chokes mom who refused to dress his mannequin.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man stabs Krispy Kream coworker's boyfriend after fighting over how to make donuts. Florida student believed he was half-man half-dog when he bit his victims' faces off. Florida man accused of attacking his mother after she refused to dress his mannequin. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19:21
April 5, 2019
New 5D sex theater opens. University offers "Angry White Male" college course.
New 5D porn theater opens in Amsterdam. California shoplifters hides a chainsaw down his pants. University of Kansas offers "Angry White Male Studies" as a college course. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:31
April 4, 2019
Dragon theft is real. Men arrested for shooting each other in bullet proof vests.
Komodo Dragon Island to shut down because people are stealing dragons. Men arrested for taking turns shooting each other while wearing bullet proof vest. Electronic music could protect us all against mosquito bites. And some callls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26:55
April 3, 2019
Farting is not bullying court rules. Garfield phones washing up on French beaches?
Lawsuit claims farting at your employee is not bullying. Americans are having less sex than ever. For 30 years Garfield telephones have been washing up on French beaches. And April Fools revealed! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
23:24
April 2, 2019
Tinder introduces Height Verification and men are pissed. Priests burn Harry Potter books.
Men outraged after Tinder introduces Height Verification. Polish priests burn Harry Pottrr books because of evil magic. Climate change could melt 100 years of human poop in Alaska. And the END of FLORIDA FRIDAY. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:13
April 1, 2019
Stolen hot air balloon. Man fakes own robbery to get out of work.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Hot air balloon at Florida festival stolen from Indiana. Man electrocuted after using metal pole to rescue pigeon off a power line. Florida man faked robbery to get out of work. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24:11
March 29, 2019
"Sexual Harassment" perfume pulled. 80 year old Polish DJ kills it!
TGI Friday's potato skins has NO potato skins. Russian perfume called "Sexual Harassment" pulled from shelves. 80 year old DJ spins for seniors in Poland. And NEW Patrons!!! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16:58
March 28, 2019
Voodoo doll of your boss? Teacher's gun goes off in class.
China removes gay scenes and gay dialogue from film Bohemian Rhapsody to the total confusion of viewers. Voodoo dolls of bosses improves workplace morale study shows. Alabama teacher arrested after gun discharged in front of first grade class. Emails and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
31:27
March 27, 2019
Bag of Bunny Farts for Easter? Exploding penis bomb sent to doctor.
Amazon selling Bag of Bunny Farts for Easter. Protestor ate a pig's head outside of UK Vegan Festival. Spring loaded penis bomb sent to doctor's office. More Florida Man Challenges!! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
29:09
March 26, 2019
Pot laced brownies served at senior lunch. Headless Goat Polo and other weird games.
Pot laced brownies served at senior citizens luncheon. Naked Russian tries to board plane saying "I'm more aerodynamic this way!". Headless goat polo and other weird contests at the World Nomad Games. Also some Florida Man Challenges! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19:52
March 25, 2019
The Florida Man Challenge! Woman masturbated in front of a teen in the way to jail.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man attacked by crazy squirrel gone wild raised by the neighbors. Woman accused of shoplifting, masturbating in front of a teen on the way to prison. The Florida Man Challenge is here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15:22
March 22, 2019
Coffee overdose leads to headbutting. Man lived in virtual reality for entire week.
Caffeine overdose as a man had five coffees and went beserk in a theater. Another guy spent an entire week in virtual reality. China's Goths are protesting after woman forced to remove her makeup. Emails and DMs and calls as well. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26:01
March 21, 2019
Vasectomy Madness! And professional penis cleaner?
So many men get snipped for March Madness that Buffalo Wild Wings offers "Jewel Stools". Boners Penis Cleaner is getting mixed reactions. People are calling for an intimidating pole to be removed. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:00
March 20, 2019
Hip-Hop cheese tastes better. Lady sucked into her parents' grave.
Study shows that cheese exposed to hip hop music tastes better. Woman tries to stuff a swan into her car. Lady sucked into her parents' grave. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:48
March 19, 2019
Space Herpes! This pigeon sells for $1.4 million.
NASA issues a space herpes warning. A pigeon named Armando sells for $1.4 million. Court tells a dad to allow his child to transition or else it's child abuse. Many calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
27:57
March 18, 2019
Man molests a pelican. Entire family electrocuted installing a scoreboard.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Charges filed against a man that molested a pelican in the Florida Keys. Florida baseball coach and wife electrocuted while installing a new scoreboard. Angry dad brings loaded AK 47 gun to school after his son called him crying. Some calls and emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22:04
March 15, 2019
Survive on beer for 40 days? Stop calling them "seniors"!
German yachtsman inflates his pants to survive out in the open sea. Ohio man plans to live in beer alone for Lent. Push to stop using the term "seniors". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14:57
March 14, 2019
Mock slave auction during fifth grade class? Testicular Bill of Rights
Fifth grade class holds mock slave auction selling black students. A Georgia lawmaker files bill to force older men to report when they release sperm. Staten Island woman receives bills addressed to the wooden pole outside her home. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15:47
March 13, 2019
Mom forgets baby at airport, plane turns around. Man driven insane by CVS's on-hold music.
Plane forced to turn back after mom forgets newborn at airport. CVS will change their on-hold music after major complaint. Italian mayor is tired of tourists ordering spaghetti bolognese! NEW Patreon! Yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18:54
March 12, 2019
Humans getting high off Catnip Cocktail. Stinky fruit farmer withdraws stinky fruit dowry.
People are getting high off "Catnip Cocktail" in Jersey. Female dragonflies fake their own death to avoid sexual harrassment from males. Millionaire stinky fruit farmer withdraws his farm dowry offer. Also some pleasant DMs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:35
March 11, 2019
TSA confiscates grenade launcher. Man stole $33k in rare coins then put them in a Coinstar.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man steals $33,000 worth of rare coins and cashes them in at a Coinstar for $30. TSA confiscated a grenade launcher at the airport. Man kicked out of Planet Fitness for having Tourettes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:22
March 8, 2019
Penis enlargement surgery killed a billionaire. Fornication now legal in Utah!
Scientists capture bacteria that eat pollution and breathe electricity. Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement surgery. Fornication will no longer be illegal in Utah. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14:46
March 8, 2019
Cheese your baby's face in the new viral challenge. Vegans accused of cuddling piglets to death.
Throwing cheese at babies is the latest viral internet challenge. Woman lying down in a parking lot run over by police car and cause of death unknown? Vegans accused of killing piglets by accident after storming a farm to cuddle them. Emails and nice DMs too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16:25
March 6, 2019
Social media tax in Uganda. Granny swept out to see in Iceland.
After social media tax imposed in Uganda, millions quit the internet. US man accused of faking his own kidnapping in order to avoid paying Superbowl bet. Grandma swept out to sea in Iceland after posing for a photo on an "Iceberg throne". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:17
March 6, 2019
Clitoris app to close the "orgasm gap". Fake resurrection by fake pastor.
To close the orgasm gap a new app called "Clit Me" will educate you about the clit. Man lost in snow for five days survived on Taco Bell hot sauce packets. Man fake resurrected by a fake pastor is now wanted back to work by his employer. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:14
March 4, 2019
Florida cop let's suspects makeout as he plays Barry White. Man ends SWAT standoff for slice of pizza.
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man became impatient and masturbated on his walk to buy porn. Cop suspended after letting suspects makeout in the back of his cruiser as he played Barry White. Man ends SWAT team standoff for just a slice of pizza. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18:20
March 1, 2019
Man dips testicles in customer's salsa. Man stabbed with tongs during buffet brawl.
Man accused of dipping his testicles in customer's salsa. Service tongs used as swords at a buffet over crab leg brawl. Unvaccinated French boy brings the measles to Costa Rico for the first time in five years. Calls and DMs! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20:33
February 28, 2019
John Wayne homophobic? Surprise! Drink Gin and Tonic? You may be psycho!
Man in viral photo that bought 120 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies arrested for drug dealing. Study finds Gin and Tonic drinkers likely to be psychopaths. John Wayne Playboy interview from 1971 sparks social media outrage. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25:24
February 27, 2019
Blind people hunting! Man has face of David Bekham but wants body of his wife.
Bill to permit blind people to hunt with special technology advances. 22 year old who had surgery to look like David Bekham now wants surgery to look like his wife Victoria. Man covers himself in peanut butter and walks around a dog park after losing a bet. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22:17
February 26, 2019
Slavery field trip shocks parents. GPS tracker for your food?
Man with no arms who swam for Wales stabbed his dad with a blade held between his toes. Parents outraged over 5th graders in South Carolina pick cotton and sing slave songs on educational field trip. The chicken is local but was it happy? GPS tracker now tells the life story of your meal. Calls and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25:50
February 25, 2019
Mayor shoots at SWAT team. No dumping blood to lure sharks at the beach?
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Florida mayor arrested for firing his gun at a SWAT TEAM. Florida is close to banning the dumping of blood at beaches to lure sharks. Florida man wants to be entombed inside his boat after death. Calls and emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
23:34
February 22, 2019
Bomb threat was actually poop threat. Lady shot her llama but why?
Wisconsin high school to stop giving awards for cheerleaders largest breasts and buttocks. Louisiana woman shot her pet llama named Earl for attacking her. Home depot "bomb threat" was actually a customer warning he was about to poop. Some calls and a complaint. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25:37
February 21, 2019
The blood of children won't heal you! "Small dog warning" due to high winds.
National Weather Service issued a small dog warning due to high winds. FDA warns against infusing young people's blood to fight aging. New Hampshire town seeks approval for more beaver deceivers. NEW PATRON! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18:59
February 20, 2019
Ecstasy pills making people have sex with trees. Crystal meth is North Korea's trendy New Year's gift idea.
Crystal meth is North Korea's trendy Lunar New Year gift. Man is campaigning to erect an Eazy E statue erected in a small English town. Warning over UPS ecstasy pills which make users have sex with trees. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20:15
February 19, 2019
Woman marrying a Boeing 737. Shocked mom wants lion genitalia banned.
German woman to marry a Boeing 737. Mom is shocked by toy lion's genitalia and calls for them to be banned. Lightsaber dueling is now recognized as an official competitive sport in France. Some calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25:20
February 18, 2019
Fake doctor cures with a beeping machine. Man dressed as dog makes love to a dog.
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Fake doctor claimed to have a cure for everything using his beeping machine. Woman catches 10 foot alligator knocking at her front door. Florida man caught on video having sex with a dog while dressed as a dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18:05
February 15, 2019
Woman marries zombie doll. Another dismembered foot washed ashore.
Woman marries a zombie doll. Another dismembered foot washed on a B.C. beach. Saudi Arabia's women tracking app has critics coming for Apple and Google. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:01
February 14, 2019
Feed your ex to a bear for Valentine's Day. The Bum Hole Hotel!
Oregon wildlife center let's you put your ex's name on a fish and feed it to bears for Valentine's Day. Spend a night in a hotel shaped like a bum hole. Russian artists invite visitors to donate their own blood for the display. New Patrons! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:30
February 13, 2019
Genital pics and why men send them. People burning themselves in "Boiling Water Challenge"
Zoo in China puts visitors in cages and let's animals roam free. Why do men send photos of their genitals according to experts. The viral Boiling Water Challenge is landing people in the hospital, so STOP! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26:01
February 12, 2019
Polar bear invasion! Police warn students of woman looking for a date for her son.
Towson University police warn students of a woman looking for a date for her son on campus. Fox News host says he hasn't washed his hands in a decade because "germs aren't real". Parents in Russia are scared to send their children to school because of polar bear invasion. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:45
February 11, 2019
Politician licked faces then resigned. Naked glitter farting troll at Universal is a hit.
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Florida lawmaker might ban cities from banning plastic straws. Florida politician resigns following complaints she licked her colleagues' faces. Universal Orlando has a naked troll that farts glitter for the delight of guests. Reviews and calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:19
February 8, 2019
Squirrel lasagna? Name a cockroach after your ex on Valentine's Day.
Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day. London restaurant gonna serve up squirrel lasagna. Click and pray in the Pope's new iPhone app. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:59
February 7, 2019
Refrigerator dating app. Where the streets have no name.
Samsung wants to turn your refrigerator into Tinder. Voters reject proposal to name streets in German town. Steven Tyler of Aerosmith opens home for abused women in Tennessee. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18:15
February 6, 2019
Stripper pole? That's an exercise pole for my wife & daughter! Indians are suing their parents for birthing them.
Woman posed as a pharmacist for years and handed out nearly a million prescriptions. Police raid illegal strip club and owner says NO that's an exercise pole for his wife and daughter. These Indians don't want you to have babies because life sucks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
27:55
February 5, 2019
Under 100? No cigarettes for you! What's up with the trash bag circling Earth?
Hawaii lawmaker proposes ban cigarette sales to anyone under 100. There's an empty trash bag circling Earth. Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people for alien anal probing (FAKE NEWS). Some listener calls and Jonesy reaction to Fyre Festival doc. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
33:41
February 4, 2019
Meth Death Party for a loved one? Man finds grenade, brings it to Taco Bell.
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Man finds WWII hand grenade and brings it to Taco Bell. Man kills his family to pay a cam girl $200k. Meth fueled death party is the way to go! BONUS: Ted Bundy documentary reaction rant. And some calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
30:41
February 1, 2019
Urine covered bologna sandwich delivery. Man dated a cockroach for a year, ate her after she died.
Man dated a cockroach for a year. A clothing line that can be eaten to avoid starvation. Mystery man delivers urine covered bologna sandwiches to a neighborhood. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20:18
January 31, 2019
Serial killer Ted Bundy is NOT HOT! Pablo Escoburgers comes with side of coke.
Pablo Escoburgers restaurant draws backlash. Netflix begs users to stop calling Ted Bundy 'hot'. Deep midwest freeze stops beer delivery and shuts down Ice Castle. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:39
January 30, 2019
Gym for out of shape rattlesnakes opens. DJ killed for playing boring music.
Tripping teen went on a school groping spree. Gym for rattlesnakes opens in Melbourne. DJ I killed in Uganda for playing boring music. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:55
January 29, 2019
"Dwarf Tossing" ban. Chuck Norris look-alike 5K run.
Chuck Norris look-alike marathon 5k run. Senator introduces bill to ban "dwarf tossing". Supreme court to rule on drunk blood consent. Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
27:24
January 28, 2019
Woman shot after performing sex act for Pringles. Family charged with selling homes they didn't own.
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Woman shot after performing a sex act for Pringles chips. Police officer runs over a couple laying on the road watching lunar eclipse. Family charged with selling homes they didn't own. New Patron too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:18
January 25, 2019
Woman to marry her blanket. Man says emotional support alligator is a great idea.
Woman is getting married to her duvet blanket. Man says emotional support alligator is a great idea. Chinese TV draws ridicule for blurring earrings on male actors. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:40
January 25, 2019
Women only parking spots? Pre-infected tissues for sale.
Company selling $80 cold-infected tissues. German man sues over women only parking spots. Senator introduces Stop Stupidity Act to prevent Government shut downs. Also emails and DMs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20:51
January 23, 2019
Porn viewership spikes during government shutdown. Eels are getting high off cocaine.
Eels in London getting high off cocaine in the river. Baby formula ring busted in Australian. Porn viewership spikes during government shutdown. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
12:41
January 22, 2019
Teens steal cremains thinking its cocaine. Massage parlor owner thought handies were legal.
Police seek volunteers to get drunk and get too many responses. Massage parlor owner tells court she thought handies were legal. Teens arrested after stealing cremains thinking it was cocaine. Emails and DMs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19:17
January 21, 2019
Drug sniffing dog overdoses. Teacher spreads poop over a child's birthday party.
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Drug sniffing K-9 overdoses while screening passengers on an EDM cruise. Man said he'd "kill em with kindness", which is the name of his machete. Teacher spreads feces over a park before a child's birthday party.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20:43
January 18, 2019
Man stabbed 13 times by girlfriend proposes to her in court. Porn star turned Pastor.
Man stabbed 13 times by his Russian girlfriend proposes to her in court. Porn star turned pastor wants everyone to feel God. Bizarre ear condition makes woman unable to hear men's voices. Emails and songs with "Flat" in it!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19:24
January 18, 2019
Semen injections for back pain? Robot hotel kills half the staff.
Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain. World's first robot hotel has killed half its robot staff. Comedy venue excludes white comedian because of his dreadlocks. Calls and stuff!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24:39
January 16, 2019
Flat Earth Cruise! Blindfolded teen crashes car in Bird Box Challenge
California city wants to fight wildfires with goats. Blindfolded teen crashes car doing the Bidr Box Challenge. All aboard the Flat Earth Cruise everyone!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22:33
January 15, 2019
Eating roadkill now legal! Red-eyed Bigfoot sightings?
New Oregon law makes it legal to eat roadkill. Woman banned from Walmart after riding electric cart and drinking wine out of a Pringles container. Red-eyed Bigfoot sightings in NC woods.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18:04
January 15, 2019
Syringes in his rectum aren't his. Stripper had a vision of mass shooting.
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man says the syringes found in his rectum aren't his. Woman attacks parents for refusing to take her to Outback Steakhouse. Stripper wrote about her vision to carry out mass shooting. Emails and new Patron!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18:49
January 11, 2019
Robotic dildo banned from trade show. Man brings dead raccoon into McDonald's.
Man suffers prolonged erection from an energy drink. Man brings a dead raccoon into a San Francisco McDonald's. Robotic dildo banned from top tech trade show. Calls and emails.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
29:47
January 10, 2019
Self-driving cars attacked. Wanna watch a film inside a coffin?
Humans attacking self-driving cars in Arizona. Swedish film festival invited you to movie screening inside a locked coffin. Hunter arrested for poaching after bragging about it on dating app. Emails!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16:34
January 9, 2019
Man licks doorbell for three hours. Divorced by text message.
Drug dealers spared prison because judge was impressed with their proper grammar. Man caught on camera licking a doorbell for three hours. Saudi women to be notified of divorce by text message in new law. NEW PATREON! 😁  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19:31
January 8, 2019
Should pets have lawyers? Astronaut calls 911 by accident from space.
Astronaut accidentally calls 911 from space. Woman, who has been in a coma for 14 years, gives birth in nursing home. New Jersey lawmakers consider giving animals attorneys in court. Emails!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17:41
January 7, 2019
Man bites brother's penis off. McDonald's straw policy incited violence.
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Man assaults McDonald's employees over their straw policy. Woman robs a mailman with a toy gun and flees on a tricycle. Man bites his brother's penis off cuz he had sex with his cousin on his favorite blanket. Nice DMs too!  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19:05
January 4, 2019
Sexually harassing a monkey lands woman in jail. Employees forced to worship the "Onionhead".
Woman in Egypt jailed for three years for sexually harassing a monkey. Australian man's battle with a spider incited a neighbor to call police. Jury awards $50 million to employees who were forced to worship the "Onionhead". Some calls too  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15:31
January 4, 2019
Nun makes porn debut. Police offer to test people's meth for Zika virus.
Former nun set to make professional porn debut. for Bang Bros. Police offer to test people's crystal meth for Zika virus. Indonesian rock band swept away by tsunami during show. Calls and emails.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19:44
January 2, 2019
BEST OF WEIRD AF NEWS 2018
Two hours of the weirdest news stories of 2018 compiled by Jonesy specifically for you weirdos. What was the trend of 2018? Sex with animals, insane drug-fueled criminal activity, and marrying ghosts. SUPPORT Weird AF News on Patreon at http://patreon.com/weirdafnews & Watch Weird AF News on Youtube – http://youtube.com/weirdafnews & FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com 
1:50:58
December 28, 2018
Sex robot can refuse sex?if she's not in the mood. Rise in "Selfie Wrist" cases.
A famous sex robot was given an upgrade and now can refuse sex if she's not in the mood. Doctor notes a rise in "Selfie Wrist" cases. A crazy man that claims the mangoes from his farm will allow infertile couples to have a baby is being investigated. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19:23
December 27, 2018
Human slingshot might kill you. Fake priest hard confessions for 18 years.
New Zealand has invented a giant slingshot to blast humans 60mph over a canyon. Burger King in the UK will play Toto's Africa on a loop during work hours because of a Twitter contest. Fake priest heard confessions for 18 years and finally caught. SUPPORT Weird AF News through PATREON - http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Watch Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21:24
December 26, 2018