Weird AF News
By Jonesy
Weird AF NewsOct 02, 2020
Floridaman bites off piece of cop’s head at a music festival. Man stopped at Miami airport with snakes in his pants.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Claims He Caught A Time Traveler Coming Out Of His Shed. Floridaman arrested after biting off piece of cop’s head at music festival. Floridaman arrested for pulling AR-15 rifle on Uber driver dropping off daughter. Miami voted Best U.S. City for Nude Gardening. Floridaman stopped at Miami International Airport with snakes in his pants. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Zoo painted puppies to look like pandas. AI Priest defrocked after it Ok's baptizing a baby in Gatorade.
Zoogoers outraged to discover ‘panda’ exhibit was actually dogs dyed black and white. Women are paying big money to scream, smash sticks in the woods in a rage ritual. AI Priest defrocked after it Ok's baptizing a baby in Gatorade. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Darts player refuses to play against trans darts player. Bear eats the ducklings at a kids party.
British darts star forfeits match after refusing to face trans darts player. Bear devours ducklings during kid's birthday party at Seattle Zoo. Lady drives through Fenway Park gate, crashes into forklift. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Emotional support alligator kidnapped. NASA asked to help find the Loch Ness Monster.
Man says his emotional support alligator was kidnapped. Loch Ness monster: NASA urged to help as new search begins. Restaurant worker put his genitals in jar of jelly. Scientists say active volcano is spewing gold. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Floridaman throws pasta during road rage incident. Floridaman 'Pee Wee’ caught exposing himself at 3 stores.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested after ‘throwing pasta with sauce’ amid road rage incident. 'Pee Wee’ caught exposing himself at Florida stores three times in a month. ‘Really dumb decision:’ Florida woman apologizes for assault rifle photoshoot outside daycare. 85-year-old Floridaman alleges prostitute carjacked him after sex. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Gold spewing volcano make you rich.
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Pet cat shipped 700 miles in Amazon return package. The Mona Lisa may be sent to the basement.
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Floridaman employee shoots own father thru drive-thru. Floridaman drinks a cold one during arrest.
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Male hippo discovered to be female after 7 years at a zoo. Orgasm noise study shows it's quiet.
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Milan to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight. Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a customer.
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Snakebite victims asked to not bring the snake to the hospital. Man's body produces alcohol?
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Woman took a corpse into a bank and tried to get a loan. Mascot name Ozempig upsets some people.
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Floridaman has sword ritual with kidnapped lady. Florida fire fighter whips out his hose in a 7-11.
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Workers hired thugs to beat up boss for long hours. Polish priest held drug field orgies and then...
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Man arrested for having sex with a car for three years. Tennessee okays teachers with guns in class.
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Goofy falls on top of woman, who sues Disney. Nuns eat potato chips and now the church is angry,
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Man kills himself with his own poisonous pet snakes. Dead lady requested Grim Reaper at funeral.
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Florida woman claims God told her to shoot up a highway during eclipse. Drunk driving on 3 wheels?
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Testicles were shown on the news instead of solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in museum.
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Drug made from human bones is very addicting. Nine year old misses bus, steals mom's car for school.
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Chechnya bans music that's too slow but also too fast. Earthquake strikes while man gets vasectomy.
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Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offers free goats if you catch them.
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Floridaman assaults store manager with Bible on Easter. Couple arrested for sex in front of Popeye's
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Man fires his gun downtown to celebrate his divorce. Africa threatens to deliver 20,000 elephants .
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Firefighter impersonator with garden hose arrested. Arizona claims Pluto as official planet.
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Super Gonorrhea surging in China. Filipinos still nailing themselves to crosses, church hates it.
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Florida lady says it's not robbery, it's a "game called 21". Gallons of wine okay but no lab meat!
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Help us find the biggest weiner in baseball. Man dies after friend pumps air into his rectum.
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Strippers' Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man believed his mom a vampire and staked her.
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Titanic door that murdered Jack sold for $700k. Tennessee senate passes bill banning chemtrails?
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Man stole and ate the leg of someone killed by a train. Buying lady poop online isn't easy.
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Naked Florida woman sets fire to church and police cars. Child brought gun to daycare in lunchbox.
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Boys ages 11, 12, and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Bakery can't sell alcohol near the pyramid winery.
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Man offered college girls $100 to kick in the groin. Student persuaded to cut off both his feet.
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Lady with two vaginas and a boyfriend for each. Cat fell into a cat of toxic chemicals.
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Lady impersonates FBI agent to shut down Waffle House. Elderly couple escaped living facility.
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Fake Florida doctor does a "killer" buttlift. Mom tried to sell her daughter in a bank parking lot.
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Man creates giant mutant hybrid sheep illegally. Dead man's roommates drive his body to his bank.
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Simulated period pain for male office workers in Japan. Fake lawyer at Burger King scam.
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Rats are eating the marijuana at NOLA police station. Men planned to have python eat young girl.
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Saudi Arabia's humanoid robot "gropes" news anchor. Library will accept cat pics instead of fees.
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Floridaman says his bomb threat was "flirting". Man holds lady for ransom after learning she's Trans
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Teacher shot student during exams. Russia and China plan a nuclear power plant on the Moon.
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Scorpion stung a man's groin in Vegas hotel. US military man shared classified info on dating site.
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Balls Out Bowling where nudity is required. Nasal spray addiction crisis in Norway.
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Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Man pulls knife on comedy club staff after denied stage.
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Floridaman claims is Jesus while pooping in a Target. Floridaman hates free stuff and will attack.
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Teacher brings swords to class for kids to battle. Willy Wonka event left kids in tears.
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Mom can't stop throwing Christmas trees. Japan will launch first wooden satellite.
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Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Woman will be first to marry a hologram
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