Weird AF News

Man kills himself with his own poisonous pet snakes. Dead lady requested Grim Reaper at funeral.

Florida woman claims God told her to shoot up a highway during eclipse. Drunk driving on 3 wheels?

Testicles were shown on the news instead of solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in museum.

Drug made from human bones is very addicting. Nine year old misses bus, steals mom's car for school.

Chechnya bans music that's too slow but also too fast. Earthquake strikes while man gets vasectomy.

Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offers free goats if you catch them.

Floridaman assaults store manager with Bible on Easter. Couple arrested for sex in front of Popeye's

Man fires his gun downtown to celebrate his divorce. Africa threatens to deliver 20,000 elephants .

Firefighter impersonator with garden hose arrested. Arizona claims Pluto as official planet.

Super Gonorrhea surging in China. Filipinos still nailing themselves to crosses, church hates it.

Florida lady says it's not robbery, it's a "game called 21". Gallons of wine okay but no lab meat!

Help us find the biggest weiner in baseball. Man dies after friend pumps air into his rectum.

Strippers' Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man believed his mom a vampire and staked her.

Titanic door that murdered Jack sold for $700k. Tennessee senate passes bill banning chemtrails?

Man stole and ate the leg of someone killed by a train. Buying lady poop online isn't easy.

Naked Florida woman sets fire to church and police cars. Child brought gun to daycare in lunchbox.

Boys ages 11, 12, and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Bakery can't sell alcohol near the pyramid winery.

Man offered college girls $100 to kick in the groin. Student persuaded to cut off both his feet.

Lady with two vaginas and a boyfriend for each. Cat fell into a cat of toxic chemicals.

Lady impersonates FBI agent to shut down Waffle House. Elderly couple escaped living facility.

Fake Florida doctor does a "killer" buttlift. Mom tried to sell her daughter in a bank parking lot.

Man creates giant mutant hybrid sheep illegally. Dead man's roommates drive his body to his bank.

Simulated period pain for male office workers in Japan. Fake lawyer at Burger King scam.

Rats are eating the marijuana at NOLA police station. Men planned to have python eat young girl.

Saudi Arabia's humanoid robot "gropes" news anchor. Library will accept cat pics instead of fees.

Floridaman says his bomb threat was "flirting". Man holds lady for ransom after learning she's Trans

Teacher shot student during exams. Russia and China plan a nuclear power plant on the Moon.

Scorpion stung a man's groin in Vegas hotel. US military man shared classified info on dating site.

Balls Out Bowling where nudity is required. Nasal spray addiction crisis in Norway.

Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Man pulls knife on comedy club staff after denied stage.

Floridaman claims is Jesus while pooping in a Target. Floridaman hates free stuff and will attack.

Teacher brings swords to class for kids to battle. Willy Wonka event left kids in tears.

Mom can't stop throwing Christmas trees. Japan will launch first wooden satellite.

Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Woman will be first to marry a hologram

Corpse left in a hearse for two years. Man tried to buy a Porsche with $78 million check.

Florida woman gives mom a hot grits slap. Measles outbreak at a Florida school but it's fine!

Priest arrested for selling Viagra. Japan will allow women at the Naked Man Festival.

Your coffee has poop in it. Human leg found on the NYC subway tracks.

Man wearing kilt puts antiques up his rectum. Alabama court decides a frozen embryo is a child.

Bedsheet gloryhole trickery gets man jail time. Gang of elderly bank robbers with incontinence.

Floridaman carjacks his grandma. Floridaman stole statues to gift his ex on Valentine's Day.

Maggots fall on passengers' heads during flight. Stingray is pregnant but who's the daddy?

Pastor sold meth out of his Methodist church. Women are all about those AI boyfriends.

Tv show features girl turned into a chicken nugget. Crowd attacks a Robotaxi.

Mutant cancer resistant wolves in Chernobyl. Airline will weigh passengers ahead of takeoff.

Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Florida patient jiggled genitals for a crowd.

Climbers must carry own poop down from Mt. Everest. Radio station had their 200 ft tower stolen.

"Free Cocaine" samples lead to dealer arrest. Man paints squirrels to find which make the dog bark.

Dairy Queen meth ring dubbed "Operation Blizzard" bust. Samurai sword swinging man invades Walmart.

Man shoots at "Ninja like" people for hours. Large inert nuclear missile found in man's garage.