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A new episode is here! In episode 32 of Welcome Home we talk about the legitimacy of eating crayons, then we hear about tricks for lasting longer in bed, farting in the shower, farting in the night, and crying over Adam Sandler movies. Then we answer some would you rather questions about lying, red lights, and having the urge to pee. Lastly, we cap it off with a new edition of "This, This, or That" featuring types of Fish and Flowers as the categories. There's never a bad time to listen, so tune in now! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Episode 31 is here and full of laughs! We start by talking Dolan's vacation, before we hear stories of glueing someone to a chair, cooking up some vomit at summer camp, and burning down a Cricket pitch. Then, we try to figure out who might be on the full Krusty Krab staff, going to a water park or theme park, and what servant role would we serve. We close out with a great new edition of our segment "This, This, or That" where Dolan has to match up a candle scent, paint color, and whatever Griff makes up. Another great episode in the books, so tune in now! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Join us for this monumental occasion! It's episode 30 of Welcome Home! In this installment, we talk a little about the upcoming iCarly reboot, then we hear some of the nastiest stories all around with the reddit referral that focus on taking out anger and frustrations on other people, specifically targeting their food. Fair warning, listener discretion is advised. After, we answer questions like favorite pizza topping, best toy growing up, what would you do with an elephant, and would you rather control time or read minds? We wrap up our last segment with something brand new! a familiar concept we've titled "This, This, or That?". This episode features soccer player and actors, along with whoever Griff makes up! New beginnings are here! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Welcome Home everyone, to episode 29! In this installment, we hear tales about getting tucked in, unlawful surveillance, accidently outing yourself when you tell your dad to look where your butt toys are hidden, and dreaming of a gangbang. Then, we get into some thought provoking questions like what celebrity would you want to get coffee with, who we would cast to play ourselves in a biopic movie, who's the biggest stoner between Ed, Edd, n Eddy, and what villain do you agree with. After, we go through the last "Dolan Tweets" segment on Welcome Home, as we read about him signing Taylor Swift in public, what teachers think, a wish that he has, his stance on the dog face filter, and what happens if you fart in his car. We wrap up the episode with some huge announcements regarding new content coming imminently! All that and more, so don't miss out! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Your favorite podcast is here with episode 28! We put in our two cents on stories about getting a big bite of nothing, devouring some ribs for breakfast, sniffing some mom underwear, and clogging a toilet with your teammate taking the fall. Then, we answer some questions like how to explain global warming to children, would society be different if everyone was naked, and what animals go to hell. We put a bow on it all with some "Dolan Tweets" like taking acid in the desert for six months, not having someone elses kid, getting banned from school, staring at a wall, and having parents hate him. Don't miss out, listen in now! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

He's back! The Welcome Home crew is thrilled to be joined once again by our friend Rob as we jump all over the place talking everything on food. From cheese, to pasta, and Chinese food to breakfast food, Welcome Home has it covered. We talk Pop-Tarts, soups, and even reveal our PB&J preparation techniques. Then, we go through the calendar and discuss all different kinds of holiday foods, as we as get side tracked with a number of other food thoughts. You're gonna be hungry after you listen, so get tuned in! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Come join us for episode 26! Dolan shares what happens when you run over a snake, then we hear tales of tricking a blind man, passing out with your cock in hand, sexualizing Darth Vader, and mistakenly pooping in a water filter. After, we answer questions regarding cereal, odd smells, and making unseen things visible. Lastly, we dive into some "Dolan Tweets" and hear his thoughts on ugly people who think they're cute, people fishing for likes on social media, offering a place to sit, having a deep voice, and providing an "equal opportunity". Listen in now! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Episode 25 is here! In this episode, the crew talks new movies and old chicken sandwiches. Then, we hear about a bunch of liars saying they saw a brown bear outside their village, had a phone addiction due to being possessed, and wouldn't fess up to having smelly tea. After, we share the stupidest way we've gotten a scar, talk our favorite restaurants, and tackle solving a world issue. We wrap up with hearing some "Dolan Tweets" including his morning routine, ordering chicken tenders, girls being the same, and singing like Carl Thomas. All that and more, so tune in now! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Welcome Home to episode 24! In this installment, the Wawa burger debate continues! Then, we hear stories of causing someone to crash, and taking being attracted your teacher too far. After, we answer questions of adult fears children don't have, and selecting three movies to fit a criteria for someone who's never seen one. We wrap up with a bunch of "Dolan Tweets" such as his admiration for the homeless, waiting on royalties from Pop Tarts, his uncle showing him his girlfriend, wanting to "Toaster Strudel" someone, and craving Juice. All that and more on this episode! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

It's time again to tune into your favorite podcast! The Welcome Home crew is back with episode 23, where Griff unveils the greatest horse name of all time. We hear about associating naked mole rats with sexual arousal, nearly passing out from accidental ejcaulation, and what happens when a hotel pillow winks at you. Then, we answer questions about things that feel like a cult, myths about sex we thought as children, and what to do if ants became seven feet tall. Lastly we look into some Dolan tweets and learn many of Dolan's standards for girls from doing so. All that and more on this episode! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Welcome Home is back with our newest installment! The crew talks about what they've been indulging in, as it turns out Dolan has been holding out on a great recommendation to Griff for years. Dolan tries to remember Taylor Swift songs, and we hear how one man learned to appreciate his wife, while a bachelor shits all over his Tinder date's bathroom. We answer questions about spending and saving, as well as how movies would change with characters kissing at the end. We end with diving into some more "Dolan Tweets" as we learn his opinion on girls who listen to Fetty Wap, White Women causing a scene, people born after 1985, how we could measure time differently, and more! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Welcome Home kicks off their 2021 episodes with a bang! Join the crew while Griff talks about his new favorite "porn site", as we hear stories about what happens when teachers are dressed a little too casually on zoom, and when you let your son's habits get a bit out of hand. After, we reveal our thoughts on a dream date, and we share some of our nastier times in the bedroom, including a Welcome Home exclusive story from Dolan that you just have to hear for yourself! For our topic of discussion we touch on some thoughts about what happens when you die, and we wrap up the episode with a new segment, "Dolan Tweets", revisiting some of the things he's posted in the past and asking "Why". Another classic episode has arrived so be sure to listen in! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

The anticipation is over, Dolan is back! Finally! In this episode, we discuss a wide array of things as we hear about being friends with benefits with your cousin, having to eat your pet ducks, and fucking a block of cheese (yes, you read that right). Later, we answer questions such as is a hotdog a sandwich, favorite donuts (as well as fuckable ones), and what kind of livestock we'd farm. To wrap up this monumental occasion, Griff and Dolan share some insight into the other content they've been working on, and what's coming in the new year! You won't want to miss the long awaited return, so tune in now! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

It's a Welcome Home farewell! Join us for Jake's final episode on Welcome Home as we learn about feeding a opossum, farting in the mall, and how to explain the act of getting pregnant. Then, we answer questions on our favorite brands, what our dream house would look like, and who we'd use our hall pass on. We wrap up with discussing exotic animals and nature's beauty, before Jake reflects on his time with Welcome Home. Join us for this send off and have a couple laughs while you're at it! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Get ready for blast off! Join the Welcome Home crew as we embark on a journey into the stars for our second installment of the "Let's Talk About..." series! We bring aboard an extra crew member to dive into Pluto the underdog, pondering other advanced lifeforms in the universe, questioning who built the pyramids, uniting humans with an alien race, discussing voyage itineraries, debating directions and more! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

In this episode of Welcome Home, we discuss discovering old shows, and trying to take the jump into the next-gen of consoles. Then, we hear of a fire ant attack, couples bird feeding each other, and a step brother getting too creepy. Following that, we answer our preferences when it comes to eggs, returning to younger ages, and what food we think gets served behind the scenes on a porno set. To wrap up, we talk about some supernatural entities and our level of belief in them. There's a ton to hear, so tune in now! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Sweet 16! In this jam packed episode of Welcome Home, Griff lets Jake in on his Wicked Tuna craze, and we hear about fucking a cucumber, getting anal creampies at your wedding, and having the wildest parent teacher conference you could imagine. Then, we talk about wiping our ass, sauce on a cheesesteak, bed preferences, and shoe sizes. Finally, we wrap up with discussing fall time things while seeing Griff and Jake's differences in opinion on the matter. You won't want to miss some of the reveals we have in store! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Episode 15 is here for your listening pleasure! In this installment, we hear of psycho kids using hornets in a game of tag, lighting matches in a grass field, and trying to drown a friend in a bathtub with a mouth full of mustard. Then, we converse about barroom games, taking long trips, and our go to midnight snacks. After, we discuss a certain smell Jake isn't a fan of, as well as bestow him with more knowledge on the subject. Consider this another classic! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Welcome Home returns for our 14th episode! This time around, we hear of a playdate that ended on a shitty note, scamming with raffle tickets, and being offered fake drugs. Then, Griff and Jake answer questions referring to manscaping, feelings on body hair, how long things tend to last in the bedroom, and who can really bring the heat. After, we discuss some various experiences we've had in regards to dealing with customer service. All that and more on this fantastic installment! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

The wait is over! Welcome Home is back with another frantasic episode with another fantastic host! Tune in to meet Jake, the newest addition to the Welcome Home family! We hear about insulting your friend's mom, wiping boogers on your boss, and planting tacks to be stepped on. Then, we break down hottest professions, what makes a good teacher, dying your hair, and sex fantasies. After, we share some stories from our past to give insight on Griffin & Jake's friendship that led to them teaming up on Welcome Home. You won't wanna miss out! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Embark on the first solo Welcome Home episode with Griff! Hear about kids stealing books from the book fair and church donation money. After, discuss questions dealing with sleeping with socks on, laying in bath towels, and different hairstyles. Then, a small intro into the vast topic and idea of the multiverse theory. Tune in now! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

Your favorite podcast is back with another great episode! Join the Welcome Home crew this week as we hear about piss soaked homework, cooling off the neighborhood on a hot summer day, and spying in the bathroom. Then, we share a few of our many drunk stories and determine our favorite fast food place. After that, we take some time for you to get to know Steve, our new guest host on Welcome Home! We also have a little surprise for the listeners at the end of the episode! Tune in now! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

We've reached double digits! Join us for this episode as we hear of spilling ashes and spreading rumors, while we talk about naming pets, animated shows, and drinking blood. Then Dolan tries a new food and we discuss a whole bunch of nonsense! You won't wanna miss this instant classic! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

In this special edition episode of Welcome Home, the crew is joined by their friend Tyler to talk about all things relating to love! The crew gets open and honest about their various personal experiences with love, lust, and heartbreak, as we reflect on the different situations, how we've grown from them, the things we've learned, what went wrong, and how to move forward. We also talk about how to use past experiences with love to better yourself for the future. It's Welcome Home like you've never heard it, so this is one you won't wanna miss! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home! 

The Welcome Home crew returns with yet another fantastic episode! This time, we hear about orgasms off an edible, celebrating the end of middle school by getting drunk, puking in someones laundry, and another case of blaming the bad kid. Then we talk about leading a cult, things we'd do differently in our lives, body hair, thoughts on PDA, seafood, watching marathons, out of character songs, going in the ocean, and boobs or butts. All that and more on this jam packed episode! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home! 

The Welcome Home crew returns with a tale of a car ride that took just a few minutes too long. We then hear stories of feeling lust for your brother, fantasies of Jason Bateman taking things a little too far, and Walmart diarrhea. After, we ponder life in a time loop before talking pizza chains, avoiding turkey grease showers at all costs, deli sandwiches, changing your name, secret talents, winning the lottery, trading places with someone for a day, and Where's Waldo. Plus details on our giveaway! All that and more on this episode! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

In this episode the Welcome Home crew tells a story of late night car troubles. Then, hears stories of peeking in the men's room,  masturbating in places you shouldn't, and getting completely shaven by a one night stand.  After, we talk sleeping positions, tv sitcoms, grilling, favorite kinds of cake, fast food champions, being a ninja vs samurai, creating olympic sports, biggest turn on's and off's, ideal shower temperature, choosing between giving or receiving, and more! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!  

For our 5th episode we hear stories of pissing at work, shitting in bags, and getting caught doing something you shouldn't be. Then we answer questions involving potatoes, last meals, last days, celebrity crushes, sex positions, falling in love, jelly, autobiographies, chips, creating our own candy, medieval roles, putting the seat down, & more! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

In this episode, the Welcome Home crew is joined by our friend Dante as we talk about a cat that gets in the way, spending thousands on a Twitch streamer, and stealing family member's bras and panties. Then for a special edition segment, we get Dante prepared for his move to Portland, Oregon with some fun facts about his new city, including ghosts, strip clubs, untied shoelaces, naked bike rides, mini horses, livestock, coin flips, and much more! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

In this installment we give our relationship advice to people asking for some on topics including sexual fantasies, witchcraft, using Tinder to find a haircut, and fleshlights. Then we dive into spending a day with Rob Lowe, zombies vs aliens, cheese, naming State Capitals, Adam Sandler movies, skydiving, and more! It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!  

In this episode we are joined by our friend Rob to discuss disagreements in school, shitting unexpectedly, smoking with Seth Rogan, woodchucks, throwing a dead celebrity dinner party, cough drops, moving to a foreign city & colonizing a new planet. It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!

In our debut episode, we take a look at some Reddit posts that include poisoning people at sleepovers, and drawing dead babies for your pregnant Aunt. Then we transition into our free form questions that ponder things such as Mystery Inc hypotheticals, the color orange, fighting bears, horse cocks, and Reese Witherspoon's ass.  It's time to relax & enjoy, Welcome Home!