Well...That was weird

Happy Holidays weirdos. Boy, do we have a Vegas man report for you this week. It’s got clown masks, limo donuts, serial killers, airport debauchery, and a sad discussion on how we ultimately want to go out. What more could you want to unwrap this year aside from your deep locked away trauma? Join us! Or else.

Did you miss us? Probably not, but that's OK. Before we start stuffing birds we figured we would make an appearance with O.G. fan and not nurse Lindsay! Hear us talk about weird Gods, gross food, and an arsenal of parental weaponry. Get Weird.

You ever do a Louisiana lock down? Ya gotta be pretty flexible and ok with high-fives. This week a backpack of body parts shows up in a Virginia dumpster, we come up with our own lewd bedroom activities, and bring alcohol into places it shouldn't be. Also, yee yee has been declared the official Alabama mating call. Let that sink in.

This week we take a step back to some good old discussions. Get your ticket to Tasty Village, because this episode of cafes, dive bombs, and spies is delicious. Also, don't look up shirtless Danny Elfman. It's the thing of nightmares.

Goodnight sweet princes. It's official, 2 out of 5 nuts on the show are sleeping the eternal slumber. This week, we discuss corpse pollution, hot water murder, and everyone's favorite Blood Sport kinda helps a jewel thief. You miss us yet?

Would you guess that a 3.5ft iron spear shot through a man's head by dynamite would kill him? Well buddy... you guessed wrong. In this tale of no murder and a whole lot of mayhem, we explore the accident of Phineas Gage. 

We're back! We may be close to melting, but we reunited to dunk on celebrities again. This week a rave ends in a throat slashing, we pitch HGTV our own spooky house show, and get a bit too real with a discussion game. Gonna go ahead and apologize for that one. Sorry Juliet Lewis.

Imagine suddenly not being able to breath the air around you. When Lake Nyos suffered a limnic eruption in 1986, that's exactly what happened to 1746 people. 

Is your phone trying to kill you? Let us talk you through it. This week, we discuss a slip n' slide disaster that major networks don't want to take ownership of, a certain Doctor spouts a lot of nonsense, and we find that substances can you make you a hero, but mostly to yourself. Unfortunately we talk about Nikki Sixx, so there's that.

March single file to hide those numbers and screech like no one is watching. You derserve it! This week we find a fossil of a man inside a dinosaur, sweet irony! A joker wannabe beheads his bunk mate, and we talk about a certain club in town who is "tuggin" at our heartstrings by vaccinating Vegas. *wink wink*

It's a sticky episode this week! Think of that movie The Blob, but make it molasses. Throw in some crushed buildings, stuck children, and dead horses and ya got yourself quite a tale.

In the dark future of America, it is filled with sugary snacks, fedoras, and weird nipple straps. This week an old friend makes another appearance, the violent Pokemon gangs are banned from Target, and Chance officially challenges Bobby Flay. Fight him, you coward.

Have at thee Kid Rockers! Cops had to duck and cover from Sir Colostomy the Mad Mage of Tennessee, and a vagrant collected an unknown amount of brown only to slam dunk it on an innocent woman. Hope y'all are ready for tales of mayhem, cause brother it's gettin' heavy in here!

A morbid and gruesome end to an innocent person looking for love. Our Serial Saturday may be hard to process for some, but we invite you in to our cautionary tale. Good luck.

The cyclists finally turn on their own in downtown Vegas....nerds. We get the scoop on the great Josh fight of 2021, another pretentious newborn cracks the earth, and a Colorado man chose horseshoe as his starting weapon. Also, the dollar store gets a surprise from the church in the form of a southern trailer park fake millionaire. Yee Yee darlin!

Ever wondered what would happen when a large piece of metal flying at 120mph skips across a crowd of people? Hint: it includes 14 decapitations.

We've been reunited! We are 75% vaccinated and stronger than ever. This week we talk about the sludge taking over Florida, a man practices his bedroom moves on a tree, and a gang of Turkeys stalk the streets lookin for blood. Gobble gobble.

This week we cover one of the  strangest tales of murder so far on the show, revisit our old mafia pal, and go on an i-spy adventure for a fighter's finger. Thumbs up baby boy, it's hot in the octagon.

The clown prince of slimeballs, the colonel's archangel, the one and only Illinois Badboy, John Wayne Gacy! Beep beep chuckleheads it gets weirdly normal, and then awful. Go figure.

We revisit one of our favorite comic/film franchises, talk about the correct way to put your shoes on, and dive deep into the wild and weird world of wikihow. I learned how to choke a man out, the correct way!

This week we discuss the repercussions of mobile app AI, Australia is hit with another plague, and a man becomes a Subway chocolate drug mule. Sounds a bit weird innit?

The first killer we've covered that surprised us as to how quickly the violence escalated. You ever take an opponent with a bottle of vodka through the skull? Didn't think so. Knight takes King....to the death!

A man carries around a pocketful of ears, people get trapped in peen cages forever, and The Boys see who is most likely to be possessed in a rousing game of "Doorways to Demonic Possession."

A man so vile and full of hate, he spat in the face of his executioner, and claimed to have defiled 1000 men.

Everyone's favorite slow talkin Alabama boy could be an assassin, meanwhile down in Peru they're playin' Jenga with corpses. Wild stuff's afoot. Hey, you ever fake rob Hardee's? I may have.

This week we encounter The Collector. Ol' Robbie was a huge fan of all kinds of cruel and inventive torture methods for his victims. This is the episode that we draw the line on talking about the details of some of his crimes.

Scoot on over honey, this week's episode has me all kinds of riled up. We fight the wind, talk about tongue stealin birds, and show our age by how stoked we get for personalized trading cards. Sup Juice.

This week we get super pumped, talk about gettin' trashy in Virginia, and have a much too long discussion about inappropriate dating apps.

G'day, what's for dinner? Just your dear old dad! This week we discuss an Aussie butcher with a precision cutting hand, and a love for blood. Fire up the grill, and enjoy this week's episode!

This week a Florida man chooses Necromancer as his class, an unsolved murder turns up in a forest freezer, and someone intentionally crashes a truck full of poopie. Let's paint the walls brown!

What do you get when you combine copious amounts of meth, low IQs, and wanton murder? The Speed Freak killers. Also, in this episode, we tell the story of Ray and Faye Copeland, the oldest people to be sentenced to death. 

This week we play our favorite game of spot the fake, discuss what I believe is the most unnerving reddit confession involving butt crumbs, and find out that the King of Thailand is straight pullin' a Misery. He got out the cockadoodle hammer!

In the series first unsolved crime, The boys investigate the horrific bludgeoning and maiming of 8 people in rural Iowa in the early 1900's.

I dub thee Sir Randy, Knight of Clearwater FL. This week we discuss special ceremonies, an unfortunate accident involving bees, and a sad man just wants strangers to stop puttin dookie in his mailbox. All I can say is thankfully it's been a few years since we've had any reports of nude maniacs carrying heads around town. Fingers crossed it doesn't happen again.

This family's idea of a night in included murdering strangers with a hammer. Their story is fraught with controversy, and legend. Listen to the episode and you be the judge.

You thought it was over, but the winds of winter are just settling in, and with it has been a trail of cold dead retail stories. This week, our guest Steph weaves more tales of horror and macabre from the crypt that is RETAIL HELL. Don't answer your phone! It could be Michael on the other end still wanting his shoe size. Spooooky!

Better known as the Toy Box Killer for his trailer of sadistic tools and torture. While the evidence is there, he was never convicted of any actual murder. Hard to believe something like this took place during our lifetime. Goes to show ya, never trust a guy with a great big mustache.

Imagine a world where furries fully integrate their tails into something useful. Wild! This week a murder house goes up for sale, mornin' papaw talk gets stranger, and our first weird weapon of the year award goes to a flaming purse in North Las Vegas. Coooome on down!

Do you hear that? Some say it's the squeal of Canadian women of the night being stabbed on a pig farm. This week we dive into pig farm murder extraordinaire, sometimes trance dj, and most likely a wrestling fan: Willy Pickton.

File it under D for deuce library. As we all reflect on the atrocious acts that took place in our Capitol, the boys deal in their own way. By dumping on Mitch, exploring fun conspiracies, and watching what is hands down, the weirdest cartoon in existence. Join ussss.

Well we did it. A killer that made us uncomfortable. This week we dive into the crimes of infamous killer Ed Gein. So put on your favorite flesh tuxedo, and tuck'em back. It's gonna get weird.

The year is 2021, 5G conspiracies have already lead to domestic terrorism and bled their way into the realm of DIY guitar pedals. No mamaw is safe from the slimy mutant that is Mitch McConnell. Seriously, what is that dude covered in, crisco and baby tears?

A notorious serial killer that the police insisted on giving one of the worst names ever to exist. Listen now!

If you've ever wanted to hear famous Star Wars quotes in a delightful German accent, this episode is for you. Also, the boys ponder the biblical origins of bodily waste, and discuss the south Florida delicacy known as "Chicken of The Glades."

We travel across oceans to find our latest mad man. Don't believe everyone you meet on Twitter, because it may just lead to your death.

This one is all over the place. We make up new products that mostly involve weiners, realize Florida is Mordor, and get in a fiery update on one of metal's most hated hitman hiring frontmen. Just remember though, Bamboo Flute loves ya baby.