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WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

By Logan Marks

Follow the adventures of two idiots living and podcasting from an old worn down bunker somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Enjoy sitting around a campfire and listening to funny tales and scary stories? Then this podcast if for you! So, if you don't have a stick up your ass, and you're messed up in the head like the rest of us. Come join us for a little fun.
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WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark WebJan 18, 2020

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Bad company 'til the day I die (Episode 01)

Bad company 'til the day I die (Episode 01)

Come join us at: https://anchor.fm/creepsinthenight  We have a new show Creeps in the night!  We look forward to entertaining you!

Aug 07, 202157:06
Until We Meet Again (Episode 89)

Until We Meet Again (Episode 89)

This week we talk about the movie Willy's Wonderland, Frank of Ireland, and Them.  We also talk about our new show CREEPS IN THE NIGHT starting August 6th!  This will be the last Episode of WE WON THE INTERNET thank you all for listening and we hope you join us with our new podcast.  We will see you guys there!

 

Jun 26, 202125:27
Watch out it's a Baby! (Episode88)
Jun 19, 202145:31
Shape Shifter's Unite (Episode 87)
Jun 04, 202158:36
Who's getting canceled now? (Episode 86)
May 28, 202155:25
Don't Dish It Out If You Can't Take It (Episode 85)
May 21, 202156:59
I'm A Hustler, Baby (Episode 84)
May 14, 202101:04:09
Attack of the killer tomatoes (Episode 83)
May 07, 202151:25
Finish him! (Episode 82)
May 01, 202156:16
Q: Into the toilet (Episode 81)
Apr 23, 202158:45
Melissa McCarthy Should Be On Death Row (Episode 80)
Apr 16, 202155:08
We'll be watching you (Episode 79)
Apr 09, 202150:22
Honey, We shrunk the Willies! (Episode 78)
Apr 02, 202155:00
What would you do for chicken nuggets? (Episode 77)
Mar 26, 202158:57
Be kind rewind (Episode 76)
Mar 19, 202154:03
I will not eat green eggs and ham (Episode 75)
Mar 13, 202158:30
Podcast Vato (Episode 74)
Mar 06, 202148:47
Deadly Ocean eyes (Episode 73)
Feb 27, 202155:05
Don't trust truckers with fake ID's (episode 72)
Feb 20, 202152:17
She's trying to kill me! (Episode 71)
Feb 13, 202101:00:02
Everybody was Kong Fu fighting (Episode 70)
Feb 06, 202154:48
It's finger licking something. (Episode 69)
Jan 30, 202155:43
Fool me twice, shame on me (Episode 68)
Jan 23, 202101:04:12
Oh Heaven's Gate!  I think I lost my penis! (Episode 67)
Jan 08, 202159:40
Surviving the Game. Bye 2020 (Episode 66)
Jan 03, 202159:39
We love boobies! (Episode 65)
Dec 20, 202049:05
Dude look like a Lady (Episode 64)
Dec 12, 202057:56
We're back Bitches! (Episode 63)
Dec 05, 202053:05
Who's turning the frogs gay? (Episode 62)
Oct 31, 202050:22
The perfect weapon (Episode 61)
Oct 24, 202049:47
A Priest a Rabi and two porn stars walk into a bar (Episode 60)
Oct 18, 202052:25
Working nine to five (Episode 59)

Working nine to five (Episode 59)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the vice president debates.  The fly that landed on Pence's head... who is he voting for? Logan talks about  the new documentary on Netflix, American Murder: The Family Next Door while Sam goes of the show Evil on CBS. 

 

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Naked 9 to 5

Gnome boobs

It's not a kilt!

Jewelry finder

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Woman doesn't know if she should get into people's business.  We think NO.

THE DARK WEB:  Scary Stories!  this month we are bringing you scary tales to put you in the Halloween spirit.  Enjoy!

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Oct 09, 202053:10
Welcome to the poop show (Episode 58)
Oct 02, 202001:00:05
We'll always have Paris
Sep 25, 202053:38
It's Burger Time (Episode 56)

It's Burger Time (Episode 56)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam talks about his excitement for the new football season and the new old people show Perry Mason on HBO?  Logan is shocked to find out that McDonald has a collaboration with Travis Scott.  Will it come with a toy? 

 

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Love her like a daughter

Here's a tip

Mask sex

The Covid Gays

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Man has a choice between girlfriend and sister

THE DARK WEB:  The Georgia Guide stones

Who crafted them?  Are they expecting a fall in civilization?  What does this monument mean for humanity?  Listen and find out.

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Sep 11, 202047:17
Losing our heroes (Episode 55)
Sep 04, 202051:59
Lose thirty pounds! Ask me how. (Episode 54

Lose thirty pounds! Ask me how. (Episode 54

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about the limited series on Netflix High Score and Sam tells us about the documentary From fat Lolli to six pack Lolli.

 

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Alex Jones

Can't stop, won't stop

Fart Fights

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Woman finds crazy text on husbands phone.

THE DARK WEB: QAnon, is Trump trying to save the world from Pedos?  At the rate the world is going I don't know anymore!

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Aug 28, 202056:57
What are your coordinates? (Episode 53)

What are your coordinates? (Episode 53)

This week Logan talks about the new Netflix series Unwell, while Sam gives us the run down on the Will Smith movie Gemini man. 

 

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Don't burn your bridges

Bible thumper

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Woman wants her man to not jack off.

THE DARK WEB:  Randonautica.  Can these random coordinates give you closure? (31:15)

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Aug 21, 202053:60
Are we in the Matrix? (Episode 52)
Aug 15, 202051:46
Spray the gay away (Episode 51)

Spray the gay away (Episode 51)

This week Logan talks about the documentary Tread and the show Norseman.  Sam tells us about the movie Extraction and his love for IP man movies.

 

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Smell the gay

Can I help you

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Guy feels bad he got a blowjob. Can his girl forgive him?

THE DARK WEB:  Debunking 5G conspiracies.  Did the Corvid come from G5 towers?  Do the towers control your mind?  Listen and find out .

SPONSOR: Dave's cult of the one true God

Aug 08, 202001:03:11
Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass (Episode 50)

Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass (Episode 50)

It's episode 50! (Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass) Sam talks about the HBO show Ballers with The Rock.  Logan also watches the original Robocop and the remake to see which one he likes better. 

 

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Sleeping  ugly

The Gymnast

 

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Can he love her for loving her brother?

 

THE DARK WEB:  Sam tells us about the story of inventor Maurice Ward.  He created a substance called Starlite that can withstand extremely high temperatures. 

 

SPONSOR: The Cletus stick

Aug 01, 202049:49
Am I being detained? (Episode 49)

Am I being detained? (Episode 49)

This week on We won the internet  Sam after 25 years watches the movie the Shawshank redemption. Does it live up the hype?  Logan goes on a YouTube binge and watches Auditor clips.  People who film the police to make sure they are upholding the constitution.  We also get into the new streaming service Peacock.  Is it a Netflix killer?

 

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Dildo thief

Bird bite

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Man finds girlfriends nudes on her phone with a video he's not in?

 

THE DARK WEB:  Gustave the infamous killer croc!  he's a deadly animal on the loose, will they stop it from killing more people? (36:10) 

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Jul 25, 202049:24
Teddy, you're an idiot! (Episode 48)
Jul 17, 202049:46
Don't be a loser, Pops! (Episode 47)

Don't be a loser, Pops! (Episode 47)

This week on We Won The Internet Logan mentions he gets a new part time job at his local hardware store and gives a shitty review of George Lopez's new stand up on Netflix.  Sam talks about the show Glitch and the old show X-files.  Is it worth a re-watch? 

 

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Doctor feels good

Sore loser

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Man is tired of his deadbeat girl friend.  Should he keep trying to get her ass in gear of find a new ass? 

THE DARK WEB:  Rennes- le Chateau Conspiracies.  A poor priest turns out to be a baller.  Where did he get his money?  Did he black mail the Catholic church?  find a buried treasure, or did he sell his soul to the Devil?  Let's try to solve the mystery together. (35:01)

SPONSOR: Dr. Winikoff's big booby specialist.

Jul 11, 202049:14
Does a bear poop in the woods? (Episode 46)
Jul 04, 202051:24
Bull Sharting #4 the last bull shart (Episode 45)

Bull Sharting #4 the last bull shart (Episode 45)

This week on We won the internet we are just bullshitting. Again!  Who would have guessed!  Not me!  Anyway we talk about old movies like Airplane, Revenge of the nerds, and Top Secret.  Do they hold up?  Are they as good as we remember? We'll find out.  We also get into the Nascar controversy and video games.  Next week we will go back to our regular format.

Jun 26, 202043:01
They hate us cause they anus (Episode 44)
Jun 20, 202055:17
F#ck you, Mark Wahlberg! (Episode 43)

F#ck you, Mark Wahlberg! (Episode 43)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about his mixed reactions to the new Netflix show Space Force and his love for Adam Sandler movies.  While  Sam goes on a wild tangent about his uncontrollable hate for Mark Wahlberg .

 

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Car go boom!

Big Daddy

Bad Daddy

DECODING THE INTERNET

This week Sam talks about Tech Myths.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Woman says her boyfriend thinks she stinks

THE DARK WEB: Unknown Real Vampires

SPONSOR: Barry's Vasectomy and laser tag palace

Jun 13, 202052:10
A Karen in the wild (Episode 42)

A Karen in the wild (Episode 42)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about his Karen sighting while Sam tells us about the HBO show Berry.

 

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I might suck but you swallow

Karen go home!

Pickle attack

DECODING THE INTERNET

Sam describes ridiculous laws that are still around

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

Lady wants fiancée to do the nasty for the pasty

THE DARK WEB: You've heard of the Bermuda Triangle?  How about the Alaskan one?  listen to the creepy stories and be amazed!

SPONSOR: Larry's Malt Liquor

Jun 07, 202047:41
Bull Sharting #3 (Episode 41)

Bull Sharting #3 (Episode 41)

The week on We Won The Internet We do what we're calling a Bull Sharting episode.  The last week of the every month we go off our regular format and just talk about anything that comes to our minds.  This week Sam reviews Streets of rage 4.  Logan is excited for the June PS plus selections.  A much improved choice than last month. He hopes he can punch an Ewok.  We get into the old UFC matches when everyone claimed their fighting style was the best and everyone fought to prove it. So, stay tuned kiddies for more bull shart!

May 29, 202049:04