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We Got Out Of Bed Today

We Got Out Of Bed Today

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Jasmine and John get out of bed to answer life's toughest question: What got you out of bed today? Luke-warm takes on random topics from two people whose names start with J. Let them know what you think by email at biwpodcast@gmail.com.
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MERI CRIMAS! Ghosted by Santa, Talking Gifts and Respect the Postal Service

We Got Out Of Bed TodayDec 22, 2019

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 WGOOBT #18 Cougars vs MILFS, YouTube ads gone wrong, ham yogurt

WGOOBT #18 Cougars vs MILFS, YouTube ads gone wrong, ham yogurt

Watch the stream on YouTube https://youtu.be/47O7_Yaca5I 


Today's stream we're talking about differences between cougars and MILFs, YouTube ads infiltrating our brains, and what is ham yogurt  Intro music by John’s brother   — About WGOOBT Podcast  Discussions usually focus on current events, told from perspective of millennial Pacific Islanders living on Guam. Every episode is a celebration of getting out of bed that day, which is not always a small feat! If you got out of bed today, congratulations!  We Got Out of Bed Today Podcast is hosted and produced by John and Jasmine. Both are half Palauan which means, scientifically, this podcast is one full Palauan.

Dec 16, 202201:06:10
WGOOBT #17 Mukbang Taco Bell, Good looking vs. hot, Kim Kardashian's 10 bags, Does John Like It?

WGOOBT #17 Mukbang Taco Bell, Good looking vs. hot, Kim Kardashian's 10 bags, Does John Like It?

Watch our livestream and subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xungtEkVsDw 

Follow us on Instagram: instagram.com/wgoobtpodcast


It's a real smorgasbord of topics. Lots of coughing and some dropping of audio. Thanks for listening lol.

Nov 29, 202201:12:31
WGOOBT #16 YouTubers we used to watch, Jim Joseph an icon

WGOOBT #16 YouTubers we used to watch, Jim Joseph an icon

In this episode, John and Jasmine talk about YouTubers: Their new fave Jim Joseph and old faves like sxephil 

We are streaming live on twitch every other sunday! 

https://www.twitch.tv/wgoobtpodcast

Follow us on Instagram @wgoobtpodcast



Oct 23, 202201:21:23
WGOOBT #15 What the doctors told us *shocking*

WGOOBT #15 What the doctors told us *shocking*

Follow us on instant-gram @wgoobtpodcast

Email us at biwpodcast@gmail.com 

In today's episode: 

We're back! John and Jasmine

What's up? A/S/L? We went to the doctor's office. 

Luv u 

Sep 21, 202242:23
WGOOBT #14 Microchipped monkeys and pig hearts
Feb 28, 202248:26
WGOOBT#13: WE ARE BACK (so please notice us, Hasan)

WGOOBT#13: WE ARE BACK (so please notice us, Hasan)

It's been a while! Technically we are still *on schedule* since we had a December episode and this is our late....LATE January episode. Gotcha.

This episode Jasmine and John use actual science and facts to explain what's been new with their lives in the brief hiatus. Be prepared for beautiful phrases like "sensory juxtaposition," "festering foot infection" and "fishy lips."

Follow us on Instagram: @biwpodcast

Email us: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Jan 29, 202201:00:02
WGOOBT#12: Can you mix your COVID-19 vaccines? Vaccine cocktail? Flying Spaghetti Monster *informative* *emotional*
Dec 02, 202134:51
WGOOBT#11: Calm down little monkey | w/ CJ & Ruzelle (Everything’s Cherry Podcast)

WGOOBT#11: Calm down little monkey | w/ CJ & Ruzelle (Everything’s Cherry Podcast)

Hosts of the Everything’s Cherry Podcast Ruzelle and CJ grace us with their presence in this episode. They talk about how their mental health podcast and how started and how it’s going.

Follow Everything’s Cherry on IG https://www.instagram.com/everythingscherryguam/

Subscribe and watch their podcast on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQB-h_GjOB4unWViq4ZsVYg/videos?view=0 Everything’s Cherry Podcast

Listen to Everything’s Cherry on your favorite podcast platform and subscribe and follow them for HELPFUL MENTALLY NUTRITIOUS EPISODES

As Ruzelle mentioned, the local Guam crisis hotline number is (671) 647-8833 or 671-647-8834. The national hotline number is: 1-800-273-8255

Email us: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Follow WGOOBT on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wgoobtpodcast

Nov 16, 202101:00:50
WGOOBT#10: Halloween noise, Bitmoji fever, and kinks with Christian

WGOOBT#10: Halloween noise, Bitmoji fever, and kinks with Christian

Welcome back to our seasonal guest, Christian! Boy, what an episode this is. Christian joins Jasmine and John in talking about candy corn, strange kink stories and costumes for Halloween 2021. Where do you stand on candy corn? Do you like Tik Tok? This may be the most controversial episode for you...

Follow Christian on the socials: @saitschristian

Follow us on Instagram: @wgoobtpodcast

Email us: biwpodcast@gmail.com


Oct 29, 202101:04:01
WGOOBT#9: We share our secret past
Oct 18, 202144:53
WGOOBT#8: Do you know what's the best version of yourself?

WGOOBT#8: Do you know what's the best version of yourself?

Welcome to the podcast where Jasmine and John say they hate talking about serious topics and then proceed to talk about some serious topics. This episode dives into the Blue's Clues 25th anniversary message (from OG Steve), the diversity and skepticism surrounding religion, and what (or when) our best version of ourselves is. Enjoy!

Instagram: @wgoobtpodcast

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Subscribe to Jasmine's newsletter: thehusk.substack.com

Follow John on Hike Guam's Instagram: @hikeguam

Sep 28, 202158:16
WGOOBT#7: Trainwreck episode with Jerick! Unmelted cheese burrito, what we'd sell on OnlyFans, how to eat a pretzel

WGOOBT#7: Trainwreck episode with Jerick! Unmelted cheese burrito, what we'd sell on OnlyFans, how to eat a pretzel

This one is off the rails. We have Jerick back on the podcast and we tried to record in nature but nature yeeted that idea so we instead decided to go home and even that was a whole adventure. Listen to John, Jerick and Jasmine lose their senses in real time. One hour of absolute cacophony. Don't say we didn't warn you. If you want to see it unfold in video form, check us on Instagram: @wgoobtpodcast

Email us your positive stories: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Be well, friends!

Aug 27, 202151:33
WGOOBT#6: Nice things are being destroyed by big money corps but we're the problem??

WGOOBT#6: Nice things are being destroyed by big money corps but we're the problem??

Have you ever wanted to listen to a podcast where the hosts just read off text message conversations with each other? Look no further. We're here to take up an hour of your time, and we hope you enjoy! In this episode: Big money corps is trashing good products, G3 Conservation Corps is cleaning things up, and Jaz and John's mental cores need some work.

Follow us on Instagram: @wgoobt

Email us your positive stories: biwpodcast@gmail.com


Aug 08, 202101:01:52
WGOOBT#5: Joe Fejeran ranks Foremost ice creams and talks coming home after coming out
Jun 30, 202153:11
WGOOBT#4: A bisexual conversation with Chloe

WGOOBT#4: A bisexual conversation with Chloe

Hiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! In this episode, we bring back our good friend Chloe to talk about the bisexual identity. Yay, Pride Month.

Follow us on Instagram: @wgoobt

Email us: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Follow Chloe: @ate.chloe_

Follow Maga'håga Rising: @magahaga.rising

Jun 26, 202156:04
WGOOBT#3: We have faces, and we're gonna tell you about it

WGOOBT#3: We have faces, and we're gonna tell you about it

Coming up on two years of podcasting, Jasmine and John have actually never shown nor talked about their faces...until now. Prepare to be shocked. You know their names, not their mugs.

They also talk about little free libraries, treehouses and social media usage in this episode, which is probably more interesting. You decide, idk.


Follow us on Instagram: @wgoobt

Email us: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Shoutout for this podcast: Everything's Cherry Podcast

May 23, 202158:26
WGOOBT#2: Joe Fejeran of Piti and The Weakest Link aka the Guam: We got stuff! episode
Apr 24, 202101:12:56
WGOOBT#1: Buckle up, this one's about sustainability

WGOOBT#1: Buckle up, this one's about sustainability

HELLO!!!

Two things: (1) We have decided to *rebrand* ourselves, as most millennials do, so our podcast title has changed to "We Got Out Of Bed Today!" Isn't that exciting? Wow, we can feel your enthusiasm radiating from across the air waves. (2) We've talked about sustainability in some form or another in plenty of our previous episodes, so we think it's about time we dedicate a whole episode to it.

Let us know your thoughts about our thoughts!

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Local shoutout for this episode: Micronesia Climate Change Alliance

Check out Ruzelle's article on sustainable shopping: https://mizzalmonds.com/2021/04/06/questions-to-ask-sustainable-shopping/


Apr 18, 202156:59
Things we got wrong: astronomy, emperors and other eighth grade trivia

Things we got wrong: astronomy, emperors and other eighth grade trivia

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN EIGHTH GRADER??? In this episode, Jasmine and John take on trivia questions that are supposedly middle school level. Come play with us and let us know how well you did!

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Instagram: @biwpodcast

Mar 28, 202158:56
Guest Episode #8: Jerick is YOUNG! We are YOUNG!
Mar 02, 202147:36
Things we look forward to: better posture, career changes and improved audio

Things we look forward to: better posture, career changes and improved audio

Happy New Year! Is it weird to say that when it's already February as of the date this is posted? Anyway, listen as Jasmine and John recap their recycled hopes and dreams from 2020 while parked outside a correctional facility. Also, John's audio sucks in this one so be sure to send hate messages his way. Ok thx bai.

Instagram: @biwpodcast

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Jan 31, 202158:01
Guest Episode #7: Johanna the Superstar returns!
Dec 23, 202053:21
Things we don't know: podcasts, architecture and where do eels come from!?

Things we don't know: podcasts, architecture and where do eels come from!?

Jaz and John are celebrating (a little over) one year as co-podcasters! That's one whole year of recording the bare minimum and distributing it into the ether. In this episode we talk popular podcasts, the beef with architecture and design, and we also give you some background on why our podcast is called "Basically It's Worse!"

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Instagram: @biwpodcast

Nov 27, 202055:43
Guest Episode #6: A witch named Christian is back!
Oct 23, 202044:54
Things we aren't vocal enough about: hills to die on, why we podcast and JUST DO THE THING

Things we aren't vocal enough about: hills to die on, why we podcast and JUST DO THE THING

Gee whiz, it sure seems like our schedule has changed from bi-weekly to monthly. We'll blame COVID for that....yeah...COVID. Anyway, in this episode Jasmine and John share what small hills they'd die on, at the risk of being canceled by the world.

We're on Instagram now: @biwpodcast

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Sep 11, 202001:03:18
Guest Episode #5: Chloe seeks ankles for a real one
Aug 09, 202001:29:53
Things we want cleared up: Misinformation on Twitter, COVID-19 and unemployment
Jul 09, 202001:07:41
Things are changing: Black Lives Matter and Micronesian creators
Jun 21, 202001:05:41
Things we saw online: thirsty Craigslist ads, mindless tweets and TikTok lessons

Things we saw online: thirsty Craigslist ads, mindless tweets and TikTok lessons

Jasmine and John explore the weird side of the internet like the personal ads on Craigslist and Twitter's randomness as they continue their downward spiral into quarantine. COVID-19, sis, it's time to leave. Let us go outside.

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Twitter: @biwpodcast

(Also, we didn't mention it in this podcast but don't forget to support your local library!!!!)

May 26, 202053:06
Things we asked ourselves: Slytherclaws, chemically-removed sugars, Morton’s toes
May 08, 202054:16
Things that made us crunch: Adolescent scandals, Carole Baskin and death pets

Things that made us crunch: Adolescent scandals, Carole Baskin and death pets

Welcome to our second episode during the quarantine period, where Jaz and John have a phone call (because that's really what podcasts are, if you think about it) and talk about many scandalous things! Also, in light of this episode we are now replacing "cringe" and "cringey" to "crunch" and "crunchy" and we will NOT hear opposition. Thank you. Love you!

Twitter: @biwpodcast

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Apr 18, 202001:03:39
Things you asked us: Life choices, quarantine, crime, rules of hell
Mar 30, 202001:00:20
Things that are sickening: #COVID19, unpaid hobbies and camel humps

Things that are sickening: #COVID19, unpaid hobbies and camel humps

Coronavirus is the hot topic of the episode. Listen as Jasmine and John spend almost an hour telling people to WASH.THEIR.DAMN.HANDS.

UPDATE: After recording this episode, it was announced that Guam had confirmed cases of coronavirus. Sorry we couldn't predict the future, Carol!

Twitter: @biwpodcast

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Mar 15, 202049:21
Phases of John: Spice girl John, Backstreet Boy John and Almost Dead John
Mar 01, 202054:47
Guest Episode #4: Jerick brings the tea

Guest Episode #4: Jerick brings the tea

Jasmine and John bring on Jerick, who fits right into the brand of this podcast. They talk about reality TEA-V, accountabili-TEA and the TEA-rrible B-word, which is not the one you think. Yes, we'll just put a trigger warning on this whole episode.

Twitter: @biwpodcast

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Be sure to leave us a voice message! We love to hear any topics or questions you'd like for us to discuss.

Feb 23, 202001:04:24
Things that cringe: High school love notes, poor time management, and Dear Jaz

Things that cringe: High school love notes, poor time management, and Dear Jaz

In this episode Jasmine and John read their whole damn yearbooks like seriously even the comments their classmates left. Jaz also provides her advice expertise to some first-world hussies. Enjoy!

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Twitter: @biwpodcast

Leave us a voice message on Anchor and be featured in our next episode!

Feb 02, 202059:09
Things that are sharp: Teeth, knitting needles, migraines, almonds
Jan 19, 202001:07:34
Holey/Holy Things: Belly Buttons, Jesus, Blow Holes
Jan 05, 202058:27
MERI CRIMAS! Ghosted by Santa, Talking Gifts and Respect the Postal Service

MERI CRIMAS! Ghosted by Santa, Talking Gifts and Respect the Postal Service

It's a holiday episode! Jasmine wants you to be nice to the mail people, John wants you to get off the road and Santa wants to access our photos!?  Buckle up, pour yourself a glass of vegan egg nog and enjoy our last episode for the year!

Email: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter: @biwpodcast

Dec 22, 201950:50
We Got Beef: Dumb Drivers, Compliments and Brgr Kng Mssgs

We Got Beef: Dumb Drivers, Compliments and Brgr Kng Mssgs

This episode is loaded! Jasmine and John talk about unusual childhood memories, what dumb drivers look like, turning compliments into scorched-earth insults, and their gripe with East Hagåtña Burger King's message board! Also, they look good in neutral colors *wink*

Email us: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter: @biwpodcast

Dec 08, 201950:33
Guest Episode#2: A Superstar Named Johanna
Nov 24, 201936:44
Snatched and Thatched
Nov 10, 201956:02
Guest Episode #1: A Witch Named Christian

Guest Episode #1: A Witch Named Christian

In this episode we bring onboard our first-ever guest, Christian! He's a witch, a teacher and a shrimp raiser (?). Listen as he goes down the rabbit hole of Halloween-themed topics with hosts Jasmine and John!

Email us: biwpodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter: @biwpodcast

Oct 27, 201901:03:16
Things that burn: Marijuana, dengue, and our voices

Things that burn: Marijuana, dengue, and our voices

Welcome to our first episode! It's only downhill from here. In this one, John and Jasmine talk things that burn including dengue and marijuana. 

Send us an email at biwpodcast@gmail.com with your thoughts. And subscribe if you want!


Oct 13, 201952:13