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Whatever with Jason Soto

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Each week Jason Soto, Rob Branch, and Lisa Leaheey get together and talk about very stupid things.
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#72: More Like Jason SOLO, Amirite?!?

Whatever with Jason Soto

#82: The Problem With The 2016 Ghostbusters
Jason is back and this time...he has TWO new co-hosts!! He welcomes Lisa Leaheey and Rob Branch to the Whatever family (which is basically the Rabbit Hole Family but whatever) and a whole bunch of things get discussed, from the new Ghostbusters film, why the 2016 Ghostbusters wasn't that good, Polish Catholic masses, Scholastic Book Fairs, and those inner city movies that were HUGE in the '90s!
November 29, 2021
#81: Bloody Whatever
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! #spookyseason comes to a close and Jason brings in the only person he could think of to close the season off, Joanna from Bloody Popcorn!! They talk about their favorite horror movies that take place on Halloween and consider if Jaws 2 if a slasher movie or not! Hmm...this episode seems longer than I remember it....what is all that extra stuff at the end? Curious....
October 31, 2021
Honestly, the title explains it all. Goodnight. ... ... Oh alright. Jason welcomes his long time friend Heather Baxendale-Walsh from The MILFcast to discuss writing horror, why Ghostface is marriage material, and the awesomeness that is Brendan Fraser! WE STAN BRENDAN FRASER HERE!!! Also The Mixtape can be found here:
October 25, 2021
#79: Busta Rhymes vs Michael Meyers
Halloween Resurrection was indeed a dark spot on the Halloween franchise and it only gets talked about for about a minute on this episode featuring guest Freddie Young from Full Moon Reviews. Horror TV shows, Walking Dead spoilers, and weird Trivial Pursuit questions are abound in this latest #spookyseason episode!
October 18, 2021
#78: Banging Zombie Chicks
To continue the #spookyseason, Jason welcomes his Top 5 A Thru Z co-host Pete to the show to discuss why he likes horror movies, life traumas, and, well, you read the title of the episode. If that didn't scare you away, please listen to the episode, I promise it's explained. Somewhat. The Mixtape:
October 11, 2021
#77: Scared of Everything & Wrong About Jason
WELCOME BACK TO #spookyseason HERE AT RABBIT HOLE PODCASTS!!! All month long at Whatever, Jason is going to welcome horror movie fans and have several conversations regarding the topic. First up is Jason's co-host over at Between The Scares Lisa Leaheey who talks about how she was scared of everything as a child, recasting the film Needful Things, and her totally wrong opinions of Jason Voorhees.
October 4, 2021
#76: Tilda Swinton As The Vern
If there's one guest Jason can rely on to bring the heat, it's The Vern. Yes, The Vern is back for his fourth (maybe? who's counting) time as we talk about a movie based on The Vern's fantasies, if the Nirvana album cover is child porn, and laser discs. There's a little bit of something for everybody in this episode! The Mixtape Playlist:
September 13, 2021
#75: The Geekiest Podcast Ever Part 2: The Geekening
Jason welcomes his CineGamer co-host Rob Branch to the show and almost immediately this is the most geekiest episode ever, after that other geeky episode from 2019. They talk about board games, conventions, board game conventions, and Monopoly, which is a board game. Hope you enjoy?
September 6, 2021
#74: The Ballad of Boogerman
This week Jason welcomes the curator of the website Chris R. to the show as they bemoan Doordash woes, decide who should play them in movies, and Jason geeks out over a long forgotten videogame that ALMOST made a comeback in 2013! The Mixtape can be found here:
August 30, 2021
#73: Hola Dependiente de la Tienda de Videos
AND WE'RE BACK!!! Miss me? I missed you! And with this return you get an experimental episode! I'm gonna try out SEGMENTS! I hope you like them, I worked hard on 'em. And to help me experiment with these segments is my old dear friend Dylan Fields, who made me the podcasting machine I am today! We talk about podcasting, meeting on a movie blog directory, and video stores. I hope you enjoy!
August 23, 2021
#72: More Like Jason SOLO, Amirite?!?
It might be a mistake to unleash this episode onto the world but fuck it here we go. In this episode, there is no guest. It's just Jason by himself. He reads some fan fiction, ADULT fan fiction, a pretentious novelization of "Independence Day" and finally tells a story about getting a COVID test.
July 26, 2021
#71: How I Met Mike Pence
On this episode, I welcome newcomer Erin Brosnihan to talk about all the celebrities we've met, which include Seth Green, Steve Carrell, Tommy Wiseau, the singer of Gym Class Heroes, and more before I tell the tale of how the MOTHERFUCKING FORMER VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES came into my job! You need to hear this story!
July 19, 2021
#70: Marathon Time Loops
Jason is happy to welcome Bubbawheat, the host of the brand new podcast It's Time To Rewind as they talk about time loop movies, what constitutes a time loop movie, and Jason recounts his noble effort to watch every Fast and Furious movie and why he failed. Jason is happy to welcome Bubbawheat, the host of the brand new podcast It's Time To Rewind as they talk about time loop movies, what constitutes a time loop movie, and Jason recounts his noble effort to watch every Fast and Furious movie and why he failed. Jason is happy to welcome Bubbawheat, the host of the brand new podcast It's Time To Rewind as they talk about time loop movies, what constitutes a time loop movie, and Jason recounts his noble effort to watch every Fast and Furious movie and why he failed. Jason is happy to welcome...
July 12, 2021
#69: Kicking Jason Out of Bed With Nikky
WARNING: This episode contains a LOT of sex talk and Jason reveals WAY TOO MUCH about himself, sexually, in this episode. If stuff like that bothers you, or you're related to me in some way, maybe skip this episode. If not... This being Episode 69, Jason had to get down and dirty with the sex talk so he invited the host of the podcast In Bed With Nikky, Nikky herself, on the show and talk about EVERYTHING you can possibly think of including types of porn both of them watch, fetishes, BIZZARE fetishes, and answering your burning questions! I won't listen to this episode with your kids or grandma.
July 5, 2021
Jason Soto Can't Win-The First 8 Minutes
Here is the first 8 minutes of the new audio sitcom starring Jason Soto and Lisa Leaheey. If you want to hear the rest, subscribe to our Patreon at
July 1, 2021
Teaser Trailer: Jason Soto Can't Win
A teaser trailer for a new audio sitcom by Whatever with Jason Soto and Rabbit Hole Podcasts. First episode will come out to everybody on July 1st, the rest will only be on So now is a great time to become a Patreon member!
June 30, 2021
#68: Will It Podcast?
Jason is back to explain Mary's absence and welcomes guest Nick Jobe to the show! Jason and Nick talk about various movies, the MCU, Bo Burnham's Netflix special, and finally why Jason might be getting a little bored with internet comedians Rhett and Link. Check out the Rhett and Link documentary here:
June 28, 2021
#67: Man, I Hate Babies
On this special episode, which was recorded on Jason's birthday, he and Mary welcome Kai Parker and Heather Baxendale-Walsh from The MILFcast to the show and a whole bunch of chaos reigns. From anti-stroller talk to how ugly babies are to ripping off podcasts and theme songs to the mess that is The Big Giant Quiz or Whatever, this show has it all!!
June 7, 2021
#66: Shakespeare Cinematic Universe
(NOTE: I've been having issues with my mic the last couple of weeks so I messed with a setting and I came out kinda TOO loud. It's still audible but it might be a bit annoying. I promise I'll have it fixed by next episode. My apologizes.) Wouldn't it be awesome if King Lear hired Richard the Third to go kill Romeo and Juliet? I think so!
May 31, 2021
#65: All About World War 2 Apparently
World War 2 comes up a lot in this episode. I'm not sure why. It wasn't planned. But it did. And it wasn't even a full length discussion ABOUT World War 2, just things that happened. BUT Mary is back at least! I don't know if the two things are connected or not.
May 24, 2021
#64: All Caveman Paintings Are Penises
Alright, Jason lied to you all. Mary is still gone. He apologizes while talking about himself in the third person. But in Mary's place is Bill Szany, the host of the Top 5 A Thru Z Podcast to talk about muppets playing horror movie characters, caveman paintings and alien paintings just being penises, and finally give a whole bunch of random Top 5 lists. THIS IS AN EDUCATIONAL SHOW!
May 17, 2021
#63: Making A Bomb Threat To Burger King
Jason and special guest The Vern get together to talk about Jason's second COVID vaccine shot and how he's feeling, Bill Gate's divorce and his post-marriage plans, and weird stories involving Jason's time working at McDonald's. Then The Vern takes on the very serious game The Big Giant Quiz or Whatever! 
May 10, 2021
#62: Doug Walker Tears Down The Wall
This is going to be a different episode than most others. We talk about one thing the entire time. Jason and Mary talk about the rise and fall and sort of rise and a HUGE fall of Doug Walker, better known as The Nostalgia Critic. Yes, we talk about THAT.
May 3, 2021
#61: The G In Hanger
Is it really "haner"? That can't be right, can it? Why does nobody say the G in "hanger"? That's so weird, yo.
April 19, 2021
#60: Mary's Dad Is Joe Pesci
Yes, Mary has returned to the world of Whatever with Jason Soto and she immediately tells us that her father is Joe Pesci. I do not know why she would hide this information or why it would come out now, but those are the facts, folks. Also, Mary was pretty ranty in this episode so if you like Marvel films, movies turned into TV shows, and Lionel Richie, you might wanna listen with caution. I mean, keep listening to the show, please, just be cautious. The Mixtape Playlist:
April 12, 2021
#59: Celebrity Vagina Candles with Special Guest Maura Quint!
I still have no idea how I managed to do this, but we have a special guest on this episode filling in for Mary this week. Joining me is a comedian who's a contributor for The Onion, hosts a podcast with a MST3K cast member, and is verified on Twitter! Welcome Maura Quint to the show! She and I discuss places to eat in Chicago, if cows are even allowed at Water Tower Place, celebrity vagina (and feet!) candles, and more. Also, Maura is the first to take on The Big Giant Quiz or Whatever! What does that mean? I don't know, you'll have to listen!
April 5, 2021
#58: England Vs Amercia!
Unfortunately, Mary isn't able to make it in this week so Jason asked new friend Lucy Buglass from the Tea-V-Time Podcast to be this weeks special guest co-host and they pretty much spend most of the time time comparing countries, as Lucy is the first guest to be from England. Get ready to hear all the shocking differences such as gun laws, sex on TV, the C-word, and if England has 7-11's or not! Then finally Lucy puts Jason to the test as they play Fact or Bullshit!! Check out Lucy's show Tea-V-Time by click the link below:
March 29, 2021
#57: The Soto Has Expired
Please, please, PLEASE rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It would mean the WORLD to us!! Also this episode literally, and I'm using that word right, has everything: Pros and cons of getting a Macbook French speak Led Zeppelin Elvis Conspiracy Theories Bull Jizz Quirst Old Pepsi Holiday Spice Terrible Spanish A little something for everybody!
March 22, 2021
#56: The Ranty Episode
If you love it when Jason and Mary go on rants, boy howdy are you going to love this episode! Everything from Duo Lingo being too cutesy to Pepe LePew being Cancelled to broadway musicals gets the rant treatment. Enjoy?
March 15, 2021
#55: Bisexual Woke Powerpuff Girls
Jason and Mary are aware that Hollywood is bankrupt of original ides but who the hell asked for THIS?!? Also we talk about what made Cruella DeVille an evil puppy killer and talk about a boring Lizzie Borden movie.
March 8, 2021
#54: This Is Witch Country!
Jason and Mary welcome Lisa Leaheey to the show to talk about Netflix true crime documentaries, Netflix shows, documentaries, and true crime. They also touch on The Blair Witch Project and other found footage horror movies before they help a poor poor sexually confused soul on the internet.
February 22, 2021
#53: Murderous Dibs!
We don't know what they do when it snows where you from, but in Chicago, we have DIBS! If you don't know what that is, then you'll have to listen to Jason explain it. Then Mary talk about a crazy confrontation some people had with their neighbors. And finally Jason The Therapist helps out Mary and her issues with Game of Thrones.
February 15, 2021
#52: Existential Crisis of Geekdom
I normally don't write episode descriptions this way but we cover three very random and different things that I think a bullet point is needed. *Mary and Jason cover a news article that features murder and incest, not necessarily in that order. * Jason has an existential crisis about being a nerdy geek and wonders what normal people talk about. *They then both talk about this months Movie of the Month/Past Several Months "Taxi Driver" and Jason gives a full opinion on it.
February 8, 2021
#51: Jason's Heart In A Blender
Mary is out on a secret mission this week so Jason asked good friend of the show Heather Baxendale-Walsh to come on and they talk about Jason's weird Twitter feud with the 90's band Eve 6 and their fan base. Then they talk about cats. A lot about cats. Enjoy!
February 1, 2021
#50: It's A Clip Show, Y'ALL!
It is, indeed, the 50th episode of the show and of course we had to do something special. Something momentous. Something...unique. So we did a clip show! Jason and Mary counts down their 10 favorite moments from the past 49 episodes and there's some great stuff in here. Thank you all for listening and for your support! Normal episode next week!
January 25, 2021
#49: This Is A Weird One
Sometimes you have the best intentions when you plan out your podcast episodes. You think it'll just be a normal chill episode where you crack some jokes or look up disturbing pictures on the internet. But then you end up recording an episode during a historic moment in history on the same day you have a bad day at work. And things get weird. This is one of those times. Also, Jason finally ranks all the 2020 movies he's seen from worst to best. So...there's that! Enjoy?
January 18, 2021
#48: The Ballad of Bean Dad (Ft. The World's Largest Penis)
Sometimes it's hard to believe that this show even exists. There shouldn't exist a show where two people talk about the story of Bean Dad and then a mere 45 minutes later talk about the worlds biggest penis AND THEN LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE! It's shocking that two hobbits haven't picked this show up and threw it into a volcano by now. Anyway...ENJOY!
January 11, 2021
#47: Legalize Prostitution!
If you ever wondered what it would be like if Jason and Mary ever became President (or dictator), this is your chance. They both discuss what they would do if the chance ever arose and's pretty controversial!
January 4, 2021
#46: Stabby Time
WE ARE BACK!! We couldn't wait another week so we said hell with it and came back a week early. And boy, did Jason and Mary miss talking because they cover a lot of ground in this episode. Everything from what they did on hiatus to the JonBenet Ramsey case to helping some poor souls on Yahoo Answers! Enjoy!
December 28, 2020
#45: The Whatever With Jason Soto Christmas Spectacular!
2020 sure was a thing, huh? But that's not gonna stop Jason and Mary from having a Christmas Special, nosiree! And this episode is indeed special. That's about all we're going to say! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy New Years!
December 21, 2020
#44: The History of Whatever (WITH MURDER!)
This week, we're gonna do something different and celebrate not only 40+ episodes of the show, but our one year anniversary! Listen to Jason and Mary talk about their childhoods, Jason's podcasting history, and what lead to the creation of Whatever! And we throw in some murder as well!
November 23, 2020
#43: Gwyneth Paltrow's Orgasm
I admit, we talk about a lot of gross things on the show but I think this episode might have hit it's peak as we ask the age old question: What Does Gwyneth Paltrow's Orgasm smell like? Only one way to find out!!
November 16, 2020
Mary returns to the show and tells us her complete thoughts on "Sleepaway Camp" before we pick next month's Movie of the Month. Then we read some fan fiction that was sent our way and talk about the weather? Man, are we running out of topics already? It's only the 42nd episode! Oh yeah, the show is officially a year old now! What's next week gonna bring, conversations about shoes? Only time will tell!!
November 2, 2020
#41: Scantily Clad Hairy Guys
While Mary had to take a sick day, Jason was joined by brand new friend Lisa Leaheey from The Critical Critics for the exciting conclusion to #spookyseason! Jason and Lisa discuss Halloween decorations, movie trailers that scared them as kids, movies they TOTALLY shouldn't have seen as kids, which movie in The Human Centipede series is the best (the answer may shock you!) and finally they have a 45-minute discussion on this month's Movie of the Month "Sleepaway Camp" which features unique kills and SO! MANY! HAIRY! SHIRTLESS! GUYS!
October 26, 2020
#40: #spookyseason
IT'S SPOOKY SEASON, EVERYBODY!!! Jason and Mary start the festivities by talking about ghosts, the fact that Jason MAYBE saw a ghost, and then they share their favorite Creepypastas. If you're easily spooked, you might want to listen with caution!
October 19, 2020
#39: Zapping Around In Time With Special Guest David Giancola
Never in a million years would Jason and Mary think an actual famous filmmaker would make an appearance on their show but here we are! Special Guest David Giancola, the writer and director of Time Chasers, Illegal Aliens, and his newest movie Axcellerator joins them for a discussion on making Time Chasers, the process of getting the movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000, and dishes out some unknown secrets about top tier celebrities! It's scandalous!
October 12, 2020
#38: Send Us Your Fan Fic/Art!
Jason and Mary dive into the world of fan fiction and made a very scary request. Send them your Whatever with Jason Soto fan fiction. They will read it on the air. Yes, this is real. Please do this. They will also LOVE to see your fan art of the show, which could include anything they're talked about in the past. is where you can send it. Lord help us. The Mixtape:
October 5, 2020
#37: Gay People Are Awesome!
This episode is all over the place. Jason and Mary start talking about parades, which leads to cats and dogs, and before you know it, we're celebrating gay people and talking about sex toys. Just another typical episode of Whatever with Jason Soto! The Mixtape:
September 28, 2020
#36: Pounded In The Butt By Whatever
Dear friends of the show, your life is about to be changed forever. You will remember the date you listened to this podcast because nothing will ever be the same again. At least for those of you who never heard of Chuck Tingle. If you have, disregard those first two sentences because you're already aware of the awe inspiring awesomeness. For everyone else NOT familiar with Chuck Tingle, you're about to join Mary on an awesome adventure into butt pounding and Jason will be your guide. Boy, if you REALLY had no idea who Chuck Tingle is, that last sentence would sound weird.
September 21, 2020
#35: A-Hole Henry Winkler
ALLEGEDLY, you know how actors have movies on their resume that I'm sure, ALLEGEDLY,  they don't talk about or just want to be forgotten? Well, Jason and Mary (who's back in the present btw) is convinced, ALLEGEDLY, that they found a movie that beloved actor Henry Winkler would rather forget, ALLEGEDLY, and they sort of discuss it, while talking about VHS tapes ALLEGEDLY, things they watched when they were younger ALLEGEDLY, Jason's internet issues ALLEGEDLY, and a weird Mixtape song that you gotta hear to believe. ALLEGEDLY. 
September 14, 2020
#34: Calling From 1997
If you were wondering why Jason and Mary took an entire month off from show, here's the reason: Mary was transported back in time to 1997 and seems to be stuck there. Thankfully, she was able to still call into the show. Hopefully she'll make it back to the present in one piece. But in the meantime, they talk about the movies Jason saw while on break, some shows Mary have seen while on break, hard drive issues, another round of crazy Florida stories, and discuss the latest movie pick "Galaxy of Terror" featuring a strange cast and a giant maggot.
September 7, 2020
#33: A Cup Full Of WHAT?!?
When trying to sell a show to networks, they ask you to put together a "small portfolio" that details the best of what your should has to offer. If the opportunity ever rises where Jason and Mary have to do that, they'll just present this episode because they talk about LITERALLY everything in this one episode. From "Storage Wars" to spoilers to music videos to Wal-Mart selling sex toys to cups full of...something. We have it all!
July 27, 2020
#32: Ulysses S. Grant Can Get It, Yo!
In this episode, Jason and Mary discuss weird crushes on people who are serial killers, notoriously slutty, cartoon characters, and Civil War Generals. This conversation leads to several weird places, folks, you might want to brace yourselves. We also visit several Florida Men and Women.
July 20, 2020
#31: What's The Word, Word Up!
How much would you be willing to have a C-List celebrity wish you a happy birthday? Have you ever wanted the guy who played the Whitewalker on Game of Thrones to say Happy Anniversary to your wife? Is it your dream to have character actor Luis Guzman fire one of your employees? Well, don't we have the service for you! Jason and Mary return to discuss the website Cameo, where you can pay a celebrity a certain amount of money and have them say something to someone! And if you think we're not gonna spend 45 minutes talking about this and not do it, well....why don't you just have a seat right there?
July 13, 2020
Bonus Episode: Why You Buggin'?
Jason and Mary are taking a week off from making a new episode because of the holiday but to keep you guys somewhat entertained, here's a compilation of the EXCLUSIVE PATREON ONLY segment "Why You Buggin'" where they rant about unimportant things for 10 minutes. Thank you and goodnight. There, that should hold the bastards for a week what do you mean you're still typing everything I'm saying well stop tying what I'm saying! What have you typed you didn't type that last thing I said did you? WHAT OH NO!!!!!!!! *uncontrollable crying* 
July 6, 2020
#30: Florida Woman
Well, last week, we paid a visit to Florida Man, might as well see what Florida Woman is up to. And, oooh's a something. But not only do Jason and Mary make a pit stop to Florida, they also discuss their Whatever Watches Movie of the Month and discuss the dark comedy/thriller "11:14". 
June 29, 2020
#29: Florida Man
(Note to Patreon Users: I posted this episode on the Patreon under a different title, but I thought this would make a better one. It's the same episode, just a new name. Sorry for any confusion.) Did you know if you Google "Florida Man" you'll get a bunch of crazy news articles about crazy guys in Florida doing crazy shit? Yeah, you probably did. But Jason and Mary do that and come across the craziest news stories they could find. We hope you enjoy your shout out, Efthimios! Also, they talk about the outdoors. A lot. And snakes, which bugs Jason. But the money shot is the Florida Man stories. Just...stay for the Florida Man stories. You won't regret it. 
June 22, 2020
#28: A Sea of Beer Cans
In this very special episode of Whatever with Jason Soto, Jason welcomes former podcast partner and long time friend Rachel Thuro to fill in as guest host and they talk about their demons and internal struggles. Ok, not really. They talk about taking babies to movie theaters, the next 90's kids toy to get a movie, and Rachel plays Fact or Bullshit to find out if Jason has a weatherman cousin in St. Louis or not.
June 15, 2020
#26: This Is Now A B.C Comic Strip Podcast
When you wake up each morning, you never know what new thing you'll learn that day. Maybe the name of a certain star in the sky. Or why volcanoes randomly blow. Or how come frogs taste like Tootsie Rolls when you lick them. The thing Jason and Mary learned in this episode is that the comic strip B.C is still running and if you wondered if it was still funny, well, give a listen and find out. They also talk about their old LiveJournals, Brighton Beach Babes, concerts, and have their second Whatever Watches film club meeting where they discuss the 2015 film Green Room.
June 1, 2020
#25: Empty Soulless Eyes
Sometimes it only takes 25 episodes to finally get the groove of your own podcast. But groove we did find. For this episode, Jason and Mary throw out the script, literally, and just have conversations for almost 2 hours about, well look at that, it's in the title, WHATEVER! Local commercials, things we want to do when the pandemic is over, the origins of Carl's Jr, and SOOOOOOO much more. Hope you like this format, kids, cause I think we'll be sticking with it for awhile.
May 24, 2020
#24: This Episode Is 89 Quibi's Long
The world is in a very devastating place right now. Thing are happening that don't make sense. Life will never be the same. We have failed as a species because...we have left Quibi to the wayside. Jason and Mary are clearly upset by this and vow to do something about it. SOMETHING! Also, they compete to know what movies came out in what year. But everybody, GO SAVE QUIBI!!
May 18, 2020
#23: Sliding Into Third Base
Jason is joined by special guest host Mike Mendez to talk about MURDER HORNETS! And the god damn new Twilight book that didn't need to exist. Why did that become a thing? OK, they complain about it enough in the episode, let's not waste time complaining about it here. Anyway, to wrap things up, Jason makes Mike play Fact or Bullshit as you learn some more things about Jason.
May 11, 2020
#22: Running Out Of The Room With Fingers In Your Ears
The world is full of questions. If barbershops and hair salons are closed now, when do you give in and cut your own hair? Are there other things that you're doing yourself now that you can leave your house? Why does the new Fiona Apple album suck? What's the difference between IHOP and Denny's? And what does Mary and Jason think of the 2007 film There Will Be Blood?
May 4, 2020
#21: What Happens Is Jason Soto
Jason and Mary are joined by special guest The Vern to figure out what happens if you run a bunch of different song lyrics and movie quotes through Google Translator a bunch of times. Also, you know how celebrities are stuck at home with nothing to do, so they go live on the Internet to entertain us? Well, we think they be cringy, yo and we talk about that as well. There's a few other things but I'll let you discover those on your own. But you could've heard this episode FIVE days in advance if you signed up for our Patreon! You should totally do that now! No pressure, but what else are you gonna do with your $1200 stimulus check? Food? Bills? Sports cars? PFFT! Stop being so basic. 
April 20, 2020
#20: Hey Look! Murder! Part 2: The Vanishing
We couldn't think of a better time to talk about murder and creepy disappearances than during a worldwide pandemic. But yes, my friends, it is time to dive into the world of true crime comedy podcasting as Jason and Mary talk about four very strange true crime cases, involving a murder, a suicide, and a couple of disappearances. As always, we try to be respectful to the deceased/presumed deceased but it's also a comedy show so there's gonna be some jokes.  Unrelated, check out our patreon! You get new episodes BEFORE anyone else does AND bonus segments ONLY FOUND ON PATREON! WHA?!?! I know!! 
April 13, 2020
#19: Being Stalked By Dildos
If you were a Patreon memeber, you would've heard this episode five days in advance! There's still time! Go to and become a member today! In this episode, Jason and Mary talk about weird things they encountered while walking around outside, some interesting "Times Up" conversation, and they try to design a board game on the fly. This is probably the most fun episode yet!
April 6, 2020
So everything kinda sucks right now but Jason and Mary are here to take your mind off of things for a bit as they tell you other things that are happening in the world (yes, there are other things happening). They also react to another weird movie trailer and play a game to see what movie Roger Ebert is talking about.
March 30, 2020
#17: Gaspar Noe's Breakin' 2
Editor's Note: The first half of the episode was live streamed on Instagram so Jason had his headphones off. As a result, there's a slight echo anytime Mary speaks. It's still clear what's she saying and you get use to it. The sound will return to normal next week. In this quarantined episode, Jason and Mary talk about things you can do while cooped up inside, react to a weird dance trailer, and it's Jason's turn to see how well he knows Mary as he plays Fact or Bullshit. This episode is sponsored by Audible! Thousands of audiobooks, right at your fingertips! Get your free 30 day trial today at
March 23, 2020
#16: Hey FBI, Don't Listen To This Episode
This is the episode everyone will be talking about as Jason and Mary get very controversial. Mary has certain unpopular feelings about a activist and Jason gets super TMI about his past. Also, we talk about illegal porn so there's that.
March 16, 2020
#15: The Unsolved Mystery of the Misheard Crayon
We're not talking about the linen in this episode as Jason and Mary tackle a unsolved mystery involving the word "crayon", getting sex education from a Catholic school, and finding out who's throwing turtles at Charlie Puth's knees. Also, it's the return of Ask Dr. Jason, the only advice show you need in your life! Only love can bring the rain that falls like CHEEEEESE from on high!
March 2, 2020
#14: Retail Customers Are The Worst
This episode is sponsored by Audible! For real! To try Audible for free for 30 days go to and sign up! This week, Jason and Mary talk about how it's the future, modern day playlists, terrible retail customers, and nostalgia in movies and shows. Also audiobooks, thanks to our ACTUAL SPONSOR!! WOOT!!
February 25, 2020
#13: The Oscar Movie That Made Jason Cry
It takes a tough man to admit when he cries and Jason isn't probably the toughest man out there. But he will admit when something makes him cry. More importantly, which movie that ended up winning an Oscar made him ugly cry in the theater. Also he and Mary discuss what makes a bad movie bad and play a guessing game. What a jam packed episode!
February 13, 2020
If you like sports, boy do we have the sports! All kinds of sports! The sports with the balls. The sports with the pucks. The sports with the balls. ALL! THE! SPORTS! But Jason and Mary know diddly squat about sports so they recruited (that's a sport term, right?) a sports expert by the name of Nolahn. And the three of them talk about every sport from basketball to golf to hockey and finally football. SPORTS!
January 30, 2020
#11: Rapid Eye Movement: The Band
Or The Episode Where Jason Realizes He's A Poser And Gets Facts Wrong About His Favorite Band R.E.M. In this episode, Jason and Mary talk about a variety of subjects before tackling their Top 11 favorite R.E.M songs. Jason says a lot of stuff that ends up not being true, so don't listen to him and just enjoy the tunes.
January 22, 2020
#10: Tony Danza Hates Radiohead
In this 10th episode spectacular Jason and Mary reminisce about the past 10 episodes, talk about 90's VH1 shows, all the horror themed escape rooms Jason has done, and all the cry babies who hated the Oscar nominations.
January 16, 2020
#9: And Christopher Plummer as Raiden
In this episode of Whatever, Jason makes a special announcement. He's found a permanent co-host! After scouring the internet for days-DAYS!-he finally found someone that would be a good fit for him. And that would be Mary Mitchell! Remember Mary? From the "Hey Look! Murder!" episode? So she joins Jason in this episode about several things, including Jason's top 10 favorite movies from 2019.
January 9, 2020
#8: The Jethro Tull Cab Driver
HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's 2020, hope you all are having a great year so far! Now that the holidays are over with, it's time for new episodes finally! This one was recorded LIVE out on location in My Home Town Just Outside Chicago, Indiana and I welcome my best friend Bill Szany to the show! We spend pretty much the entire episode talking about all the crazy shit we've gone through, up to and including the day we met, the Jethro Tull Cab Driver, us writing together at Bill's house, and so much more.
January 2, 2020
#7: White Christmas Is NOT A Christmas Movie
It's time for the Whatever with Jason Soto Christmas Special! Featuring a ton of special guests, including Chris "Chris-R" Ramey from! Among the several Christmas things we've discussed, Jason tries his damndest to convince Chris that Die Hard is, indeed, a Christmas movie and points out that several "Christmas" classics are NOT Christmas movies, if you go by the same logic.
December 19, 2019
Jason has returned with a special episode of Whatever where he and his friend and special guest Mary Mitchell talk about their love of true crime. Then they both present two very interesting and messed up cases involving murder!
December 12, 2019
This time around, Jason is joined by Special Guest Co-Host Steve Honeywell to talk about how toxic is toxic masculinity really is, the unbelievable thing South Park did this time, and things that use to exist but no longer do. There's a whole lot more but you'll have to listen to see what it is. I'm not gonna spoon feed it to you. Sheesh.
November 21, 2019
#4: Married To The Bee Girl
For almost 10 years, there has been one argument that has plagued the internet and Jason Soto as vowed-VOWED I SAY-to bring it to an end once and for all. He tries to convince his friend Nick Jobe that 28 Days Later is in fact a zombie movie. Among other things, they talk steak, magicians, 90's music videos featuring bee girls, and take some Buzzfeed Quizzes. There's a lot happening in this episode, folks so if you're listening to this while going for a walk, don't expect to be back home anytime soon.
November 14, 2019
#3: The Geekiest Podcast Ever
If you like sports, muscle cars, and babes...turn to a different podcast because this week, Jason Soto is joined by special co-host Lackey from TV Good Sleep Bad to talk board games, remakes, Weird Al, and Christian Programmers.
November 7, 2019
#2: What The Hell Is Up With The Denver Airport?
In the second episode, Jason welcomes Heather Baxindale-Walsh to discuss why there's to man damn streaming services, modern horror movies, and weird conspiracy theories, including all the weird shit found at the Denver International Airport.
October 31, 2019
#1: Hit The Snooze Alarm
In the debut episode of the podcast, Jason welcomes special guest host The Vern and ask if maybe we're too woke, the Joker "controversy", and creepy urban legends.
October 29, 2019