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137 Talkin and Poppin
We talk, we pop, we just cant stop!
January 24, 2022
136 New Year, Same Podcast
we talk about ya momma
January 11, 2022
man, like, idk, we did a present exchange but thats not till the second half, pretty sure the first half isnt really holiday related at all but thats how it go on the show with the cultgang, hoe!
December 26, 2021
we talk
December 05, 2021
133 Rule of 3s
Are dragons real? Kurt speaks on Jewish history.
November 30, 2021
132 Pick up my shoe
skip to my loo gabbalee Goop Woo hoo
November 14, 2021
131 Dangerous Crowds
Who is Travis Scott? What would Kurts Mcdonalds meal be? Why does Dans Memory Suck? Why is Ryan so slick with the steel? IS matt going to.. oh nvmd we cant talk about that here
November 07, 2021
WE STEP UP OUR GAME! on the next episode hopefully
October 27, 2021
129 The House Husband
We talk about stuff in the first half. ha, its just so much fun! in the second half, matt explains how japan makes him want tattoos
October 20, 2021
We talk about why we havent met up for 3 weeks and its all Norms fault. RIP.
October 06, 2021
126 Season 7 Open
its season 7 baby, yeah baby, 6 lasted 2 years, and then 1-5 lasted 1 year collectively.  right on schedule, baby. we eat chips that are far too spicy and invent conspiracy theories.  Matt tells us why his dreams are cannon. we get old, baby.
September 12, 2021
126 Domda Donda Donda
September 09, 2021
125 Tangled Headphones
Looks liek technical difficulties, been a long while since but bound to happen. instead of the second half, you get a sneak peak at a new Tangled Headphones track in the works!
September 09, 2021
124 - In Our Element
September 05, 2021
Episode 123: August 14th 2021
ep 123, 456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930313233343536373839404142434445464748495051525354555657585960616263 thats plenty, you get the joke
August 26, 2021
Episode 121: Sour Sunday Seranade
my butthole is mmmmmmmmmmmSSSSSPPPIIIIICCCYYYYYYY!
July 26, 2021
Episode 120: The Kiwi Heebie Jeebies
Who versus who? What drug would you do? Motorized Scoots and McAfee too. All that and mores in store in this shmorgesborg. I know, but like, you spell schmoergeshborg off the top of your head, stream of consciousness, how close did u get? ya feel confident? you channeling alpha energy? In this episode of the Whats Online Podcast
June 30, 2021
Episode 119: Almost Caught Up
The one where Ross reconsiders what the universe means, contemplating his existence and the worth of the futures of his many companions, meanwhile, Phoebe gets a unique shirt!
June 28, 2021
Episode 118: The Past Affects Our Future
man, I was real sad around this time. Our fact checker did the Carlton with my heart and my dick and I got way behind. I think we lightly touch on that... oh.. i mean.. HAHA JOKES AND LAUGHTIME WITH SPECIAL GUEST NOBODY ITS JUST US,  THE GANG, THE CLASSIC, THE... IMMORTAL?!
June 26, 2021
Episode 117: With the Captain
ahoy scallywags, in his here episode, we talk
June 16, 2021
Episode 116: Idk long intro bonanza or somethin
With such a great hiatus, youd think we disbanded. But alas! The only similar true statement to that is "You think Hiatus Kayote is such a great band, we with" Enjoy our return as we traverse the depths of hell, braving the fiery embrace, cultivating new rituals and eatin a good ol chili dawg, whoo-eee, Its the Whats Online Podcast!   P.s. no yeah sorry I didnt get this up forever, my bad dawg (woof)
June 04, 2021
Episode 115: Animals, Animations, and Australias
Summarizing the episode by way of alliteration?! If you aren't hooked by that alone, I'm not surprised or offended, you do you, homeslice, nonetheless, its a pretty good episode, no guests, just the gang rawdoggin reality el classico style with a slew of run-on sentences.  Its the Whats Online Podcast!
April 13, 2021
Episode 114: Lauren talks Romance
Lauren and Matt. Sit-tin in-a tree.. T-A-L-K-I-N-G So yeah, we talk games and movies Lauren doesn't care about, but that second half? I mean, that SECOND HALF THOUGH?! yeah buddy, we involve our guest in conversation. BET. I'm talkin chit chats! So kick back with some chips and snacks to hear how Lauren and Matt fell in lub in this episode of the WOP!
March 19, 2021
Episode 113: Kabir is here
Hell yeah he is, in this episode, we feature Kabir. He talks, so do we, its a podcast. Enjoy. -Mngmnt
March 07, 2021
Episode 112: Mattican
Matt wants to meet the Pope.....for reasons. Find those reason out today on the WOP!
February 14, 2021
Episode 111: Catch Up Tomato Soup Cliff Hanger Probably that title. That's what the episode is probably about. Yep.
January 29, 2021
Episode 110: Varmint Up The Tree
Now drink up varmint! Say yer prayers varmint! Now ya varmint … dive! Drop that sword varmint! Say your prayers varmint … dead rabbits tell no tales. Oooo ya long eared, fur bearin’ flat-footed varmint! Back, back, back … down ya shark livered varmint! The varmint got me … I’m-a-headin’… for the last round up. Now be there any livin’ varmint is aims to try to tame me? … Well be there? Any one-a-you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me? Oooo!  Ya long eared, fur bearin’, flat-footed varmint … say yer prayers ya critter! Ya better say your prayers, ya flea-bitten varmint … I’m-a-gonna blow ya to smithereenies! I’m no doc, ya flea-bitten varmint … I’m Riff-Raff Sam … the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff!
January 22, 2021
Episode 109: Late New Years
We don't want to talk about politics...yeah we talk about them because the world is real weird right now. But also we talk about New Years! So that's pretty fun. Matt and Kurt talk about how they are going to be getting their own place together, how cute. We learn that Kurt is the furthest away from bro-culture. 
January 14, 2021
Episode 108: Christmas Spectacular
Merry Christmas! The WOP boys really out did themselves this year. Listen to this year's edition of the WOP Family Christmas. The boys exchange gifts and have some laughs. Sit back with some eggnog and enjoy the show.
December 31, 2020
Episode 107: Almost the Christmas Special
Well it's that time of year again. Snow is falling...somewhere? Children are stealing canes from old people to turn them into candy. And a big old fatty is being smoked by the elf's pimp daddy. Yep it was almost Christmas when we recorded this episode! Sit back and enjoy the wild ride that is the What's Online Podcast! 
December 28, 2020
Episode 106: Theatres and the Zodiac Killer
On this week of the WOP, we talk about our thoughts on movie theaters, how Drake Campana moving from Nickelodeon to Mexico, and how the Zodiac Killer couldn't spell correctly even though he was able to get away with murder. Oh also Dan had covid which is why we took a break so you get to hear about that as well.
December 17, 2020
Episode 105: We filmed this one
You heard it hear first! We recorded a video version of this podcast and you can watch that on YouTube! Anyways, we talk about how Kurt's foot fell asleep and how he basically died from that. Matt talks about his lady friend and Dan tell us an incredible story about his trip to Jamaica. This is an episode you don't want to miss!
December 03, 2020
Episode 104: Sarah Analyzes Kurts Laptop
We have a fact checker! Also Dan has a sister! Who knew that? Did you know that before reading this? Well he does and her name is Sarah. We asked her to analyze Kurt's laptop. Give it a listen to find out more!!!
November 24, 2020
Episode 103: GHOSTS
GHOSTS! What do you know about them? Would you like to know more about them? Do you want us to hunt them for you? Honestly I am not sure what this episode is about but you will if you give it a listen! 
November 16, 2020
Episode 102: Cats outta the bag
Welp you heard it hear first and now the cats out of the bag...Dan is allergic to cats. Not only that but Dan also made a pretty tasty soup that we don't really explain. Matt talks about a new car he bought, as well as new windshield wipers, and a clown that may or may not have had relationships with his mother at one point. Ryan Talked about a new potential job and going to Joey Janela's Spring Break 4. Our wonderful host, Kurtis, gives us a history lesson as well as his love for Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches! Make sure you tune in to hear all this and more!!
October 29, 2020
Episode 101: Ryan's Birthday Celebration
On this episode of the WOP, we hear all about Ryan's 31st birthday! Also we discuss how strange it is to not talk about how much people are being paid while being at work, our thoughts on astrological signs, and how Kurtis was invaded by Trump supporters while being at work. Oh Dan is starting up some new podcasts as well. Give this episode a listen for some good laughs and let us know what you think! Season 6 is here, bay-bay!!
October 09, 2020
Episode 100: The Episode After 99
Well we can't believe we have made it this far, and we can't believe that you made it this far. This is one jam packed episode full of special guests, fun stories, lots of laughs, and even some deep shit. Make sure you come hang out with Kurtis, Dan, Matt and Ryan and special guest Kabir and super special guest our #1 fan Jess! This is the start to something really great fam!
October 01, 2020
Episode 99.9: More like 99.11 hahaha
Get it because that's like when we may or may not have recorded this episode. Anyways here is the episode.
September 28, 2020
Episode 99.8: Slightly more entertaining than a Hyperbolic Time Chamber
The Hyperbolic Time Chamber, known as the Room of Spirit and Time in the original Japanese version, is a place located in The Lookout. One year inside the chamber is the equivalent to one day on the outside. Our good buddy Matt went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and now he has a story to tell.
September 21, 2020
Episode 99.7: Educate Progress Smart it
Gotta get educate to get progress to smart it up in the schools, ya heard? 
September 02, 2020
Episode 99.6: Shapiro's deli
The WOP discuss Ben Shapiro's favorite song WAP! Also did you know he has a deli? Yeah we didn't either and we did zero research but hey it's in the name so it's gotta be true.
August 21, 2020
Episode 99.5: Will Our Children Care
Will our children care? Will they or do they just go out and not care a whole bunch? Find out on this week's episode of WOP!
August 19, 2020
Episode 99.4: Kurts Dream Production
Honestly I dont remember what this episode is about. I mean it has to do something with Kurt's Dream Production, but who really knows what that means. If you want to find out I guess you'll just have to listen to the episode! 
August 17, 2020
Episode 99.3: The Dewy Dylanmal System and Yelling at Matt
Have you ever seen Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story? This episode is basically that except we also yell at Matt. Enjoy! 
July 06, 2020
Episode 99.2: ACBD and Wrastlin
This time on the WOP, the guys talk about what live action movie/show universe they would like to hang out in, wrastlin, and much more probably!
July 01, 2020
Episode 99.1: Kabir comes for 30 minutes
We had our old pal Kabir come back for a full hour but only really recorded 30 minutes of it. So if there is a cliffhanger well you will have to wait to find out what really happens! 
June 29, 2020
Episode 99: Matt's Head Injury
Matt got a big old booboo on his head. Wanna hear the story? Well you will have to listen to find out!
June 19, 2020
Episode 98: The Gang Dissects Comedy
The WOP boys did something very....different this episode. We decided it would be a very good idea to talk about and dissect comedy and boy we sure did it. And we will probably more than likely never do it again because well wait until you hear it for yourself.
May 21, 2020
Episode 97: Its a podcast
The boys are back in town and you know what that means...its a podcast.
May 18, 2020
Episode 96: Kurt's Laundry Habits
This episode of the WOP was our first long distance episode. Stuck at home really did a number on us, and now you get to hear about it! 
May 11, 2020
Episode 95 - Fighting Children
Honestly I have no idea what this episode is about but i bet if you listen you will find out what the WOP crew talks about! 
May 04, 2020
Best of '19 - Pt 7 The Finale
We finally made it to the end of the Best of WOP.  Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the final installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.
March 20, 2020
Best of WOP ’19 – Pt 6
Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the sixth installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.
March 18, 2020
Best of WOP ’19 – Pt 5
Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the fifth installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.
March 16, 2020
Episode 94: Bowser Means Business
We brought on our good pal Heather Bowser and boy does she mean business! 
March 12, 2020
Episode 93: Jonos Got Those Stories
Boy oh boy, our pal Jono sure did have a interesting story for us all to hear. Will you be surprised by what happens? You'll have to let us know what you think. 
March 09, 2020
Episode 92: An Air Tight Episode
Yep. You already know what to expect. Something very air tight.
March 02, 2020
Episode 91: The Mystery of the Missing Funko Pops
What happened to the Funko Pops and why are they missing? A mystery is afoot.
February 17, 2020
Best of WOP ’19 – Pt 4
Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the fourth installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.
February 14, 2020
Episode 90: Kyle Carlson Casually Converses
Here at the WOP we are all about family. That's why we brought on Kyle Carlson, brother of Kurtis Carlson. Anyways he is here to talk stuff with us all. Oh here is the link to his video game he did for yall:
February 11, 2020
Best of WOP ’19 – Pt 3 No Dan
Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the third installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.
February 06, 2020
Episode 89: Matt & Kabir
oh look...its Matt & Kabir.
February 04, 2020
Best of WOP '19 - Pt 2
Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the second installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.
January 26, 2020
Episode 88: Decade Predictions Attempt
WOP had good ole' Luke hop on the show and we got into the discussion about our predictions for the new decade.
January 22, 2020
Best of WOP '19 - Pt 1
Another year down, another best of coming to your ears. Here is the first installment of what we thought was the best clips from 2019.
January 17, 2020
Episode 87: Kurt's Showering Habits
Do you or someone you know shower? A nice wash always feels great, but when you live with Kurt you will notice something different about his showering habits. Find out what he does different on this episode of the WOP.
January 15, 2020
Episode 86: The World's Most Interesting Man
On this episode of the WOP, Matt brings a very interesting guest to come talk to the guys. This guy is so interesting you can't even imagine what he has to say to us. If you want to find out then you better listen to what he has to say! 
January 02, 2020
Episode 85: Prison Reform Round Table
Well we did it you guys. We finally sat down to figure out the perfect way to reform prisons. Won't you come sit with us as we give you all the new details we have?
December 30, 2019
Episode 84: Luke & Triple G
This week we brought back our pal Luke and we even had a special musical guest Triple G come in and show us what he has been working on with Dan. Lots of giggles in this episode.
December 06, 2019
Episode 83: A WOP Family Classic 2, Back In The Habit
It's Thanksgiving and the boys got in the spirit a bit. This one is for the family, or whatever you consider family. Anyways just go enjoy all the food and daytime whiskey while you listen to the boys have a lovely time.
November 28, 2019
Episode 82: A WOP Family Classic
What's this? A classic episode of WOP where we talk about music for way too long, no guests to rely on, and some improv. Buckle up because this is a wild ride!!
November 22, 2019
Episode 81: The WOP Interviews The 10 Minute Man
The WOP Interview the 10 Minute Man himself, Kabir! Check out what silly stories this guy has for your ears.
November 21, 2019
Episode 80: Jessie Returns to Talk Nostalgic Cartoons
Dan's good buddy Jessie came over to chat with the WOP crew. What did they talk about? Cartoons of course! Everybody loves a good cartoon.
November 06, 2019
Episode 79: The Captains Orders Vol 2 Gin & Tonic
You heard it hear first. The Captain wanted us to sip on some Gin & Tonics so thats exactly what we did. 
October 15, 2019
Episode 78: Interviewing Adam Bartle
Good ol' Adam Bartle came on down the dusty trail to drop some knowledge into a microphone and we learn all about what he had to say. 
September 30, 2019
Episode 77: A No-Guest WOP Classic Ep
You heard it right folks! We didn't have any special guests for this episode so you just have to put up with the rest of the gang. Can you handle the heat or should you get out of the hot place? 
September 11, 2019
Episode 76: The Venezuelan Election
Our very own Luke the Third gives his election speech for the Venezuelan Election. Also other things happen so just listen and find out yourself! 
September 05, 2019
Episode 75: The WOP and the Koopa Queen
This episode did the WOP crew get kidnapped by a giant Nintendo evil Turtle? Find out if that question is even answered or if any other questions are answered this week! 
August 22, 2019
Episode 74: During Matt's Absence
Matt wasn't able to cast any pods this episode so the WOP had to go on without him. Find out how that went on this episode!
August 07, 2019
Episode 73: Gross
Well I hope you are ready for some gross stories because we got them for you! 
August 01, 2019
Episode 72: Phoockin Kiddingme Returns!
You heard it hear! Our very first guest, Phoockin Kiddingme, has returned to the WOP to give us an update on how his life and business as a sausage salesman have been since we last talked to him. This episode is packed full of topics and nonsense that you wont want to miss out on. So turn the volume up to a reasonable level because we want your ears to be fine for listening to things in the future.
July 24, 2019
Episode 71: Luque on the Third
That's right! We brought back Luke for a 3rd time and boy did he not disappoint this time around. Lots of improv and work voice. So sit back and enjoy the ride.
July 18, 2019
Episode 70: Dan's Fan Service Extravaganza
You didn't ask for it but we are giving it to you. Here is Dan's Episode 70 Fan Service Extravaganza.
July 12, 2019
Episode 69: The second episode with Luke The Second
You heard it right! Luke the Second came back a second time to do more nonsense with these WOP fellas. Find out what they have to say this time on episode 69....uhuhuhuhuhuhuh he said 69.
July 12, 2019
Episode 68: Season 5 Open
Hey hey hey! Season 5 is open for business. We even brought on a fun guest for everyone to listen to. We've talked about him before but this is the first time that Luke has been on the podcast! 
July 08, 2019
Episode 67: Season 4 Finale
Who would have thought that we would have gotten this far with a project that kind of started as a joke? Oh well, we will continue on I reckon. Check out all the neato stuff that we talk about.
June 27, 2019
Episode 66: New Mics
Like the title says, we got new microphones and Dan is a very happy boi.
June 20, 2019
Episode 65: With Special Guest Andrew Rabbit
On this episode of the WOP, we bring in our good friend and Dungeon Master Andrew Rabbit on the podcast. We talk about all things nerdy but mostly just Dungeons & Dragons. Oh also the Sonic trailer looked awful so that's a thing.
June 11, 2019
Episode 64: Now Presenting Matt Harding!
Learn all about our good boi Matt Harding today. That is all.
June 11, 2019
Episode 63: A Chip on Kurt's Shoulder
Guys we are trying out some new methods of recording. Dan really took to the whole "stand up comedian" style of recording so Kurt has a potato chip on his shoulder about that. Hear the rest of what happens now! 
June 03, 2019
Episode 62: Kurts Got Bars
On this episode of the WOP, Kurt spits bars. That's it. It's just Kurt rapping for a full hour. 
May 16, 2019
Episode 61: Jessie Talks Battle Rap & Goodz Vs Cassidy
On this episode of the WOP, Dan brings in his buddy Jessie to come talk about Battle Rap and other fun stories. 
May 08, 2019
Episode 60: Flat Earth & Big Dick Energy
Flat Earth...Is it real or all a lie? Does Mulan have Big Dick Energy? Well you will have to find out on this episode of the What's Online Podcast!
May 06, 2019
Episode 59: Mentally Challenged Russian Robots
Honestly this episode was recorded so long ago we don't even know what its about anymore. So enjoy it while you can! 
May 01, 2019
Episode 58: Dans Tooth Rap
On this episode of the WOP, Dan brings up a topic that Matt doesn't care about. Kurt corrects himself about something he said in a previous episode. What else do we talk about...idk just go listen to the episode, ya filthy animal.
March 28, 2019
Episode 57: For the Jury
On this episode of the WOP, both Ian and Dan have stories about walking out on something important for something else that could be equally as important. Ryan has found the truth about why the chickens cross the road. And Kurt tells us about his Grand Idea! Listen up kids because you're in for a treat.
March 20, 2019
Episode 56: Artist vs Art
On this episode of the WOP, Matt get promoted to our Foreign Affairs Officer and Dan is a Pocket Protector. We hear about a little project that Cult Gang is getting into as well as an update on Dan's recording bizniz. Michael Jackson comes up and we to figure out how to separate the artist from their art. Oh well.
March 15, 2019
Episode 55: Introducing the Woke Corner
Alright fam, it's time to get woke! All you sheeple out there don't really know what's going on in this world and it shows. So buckle in and prepare your mind to be WOKE.
March 07, 2019
Episode 54: WILLY4M - Delta Album Release
We talked to our good buddy and Cult Gang artist WILLY4M about his new album, Delta. Make sure you check it out today where you stream music! Links below:
March 01, 2019
Episode 53: The Last Mochiko
On this episode of the WOP, Ian and Matt are both missing! How will the rest of the guys survive without them? Will they talk about what they've been up to? Will they call up a guy named Richard and talk about the Last Mochiko? Find out now! 
February 13, 2019
Episode 52: Mack Returns
On this episode of the WOP, we bring our friend Mack back to talk about how marriage changed his life. Also we discuss the hamster utopia, Hampture. Don't know what that is? Well listen and find out!
February 08, 2019
Episode 51: With a Lizard Wizard (no relation to royalty)
This week on the WOP, we talked to a Lizard Wizard that has no relation to King Gizzard. Also we make way too many dick jokes, oh well. We get into some medical stories and learn that cults are pretty sick. Ian likes this podcast. 
January 31, 2019
Episode 50: WOP Origins
Let's take a trip back in time to learn all about the history of the What's Online Podcast crew and how they all came together. Take notes because this will be on your History test.
January 25, 2019
Episode 49: Lots of Bird Opinions
This week on the WOP, Kurtis finds a cassette tape hiding in his stocking. The guys talk about Ian's health and a rap beef including a diss track recorded by MadWolf and JD33n. Would you be terrified if a flying Danny Devito started flapping your way? Find out more on the What's Online Podcast! 
January 17, 2019
Episode 48: In Louie's Defense
In this episode of the WOP, Kurtis and Ian discuss the new Louis C.K. bootleg set scandal. Matt has a confession that he wants everyone to hear. The guys also call up the captain to wish him a Happy Birthday, which includes a brand new birthday song! We also dig deep into the new Us trailer.
January 10, 2019
Episode 47: Season 4 is Open
He-he-here we go! So we're finally here, performing for you. If you know the words, you can join in too. Put your hands together, if you want to clap as we take you through this funny crap! Huh! 
January 07, 2019
Episode 46: Christmas in the Booth 2019
   Yes it's that time of year again where its December, dates. That could mean only one thing, Christmas. Come celebrate this joyous holiday with the WOP boys and see what sort of holiday cheer they bring to the table. Sit back with some hot chocolate and enjoy this very special episode.
December 26, 2018
Episode 45: Interview with Hoodie.
We called up our good pal and Cult Gang artist, Hoodie. We talk to him about his upcoming album, the rap game, Chocolate Chip Charlie and other things. Ian and Hoodie get into a bar battle to see who has the best bars. Bars.
December 21, 2018
Best of WOP - Vol. 4
This is the final installment of the Best of WOP. If you've made it this far you deserve a cookie. We do not provide said cookies but that means you can get your favorite cookie! Anyways here is the last episode of the Best of WOP.
December 12, 2018
Best of WOP - Vol. 3
Have you had enough of Best of WOP yet? Yeah us neither so here are a whole bunch more clips for ya ears!! We are almost done with this, we swear!!
December 07, 2018
Best of WOP - Vol. 2
Guess who's back, back again. Best of WOP's back, tell a friend. Seriously tell your friends because we want more people to hear the word of WOP.
November 29, 2018
Best of WOP - Vol. 1
Did you read the title? Its the Best of WOP Vol. 1! Lets go back in time to Season 1 and recap our favorite clips. We even hear from our good friend, and boss, The Dread Pirate.
November 23, 2018
Episode 44: Season 3 Close
So the What's Online Podcast began an adventure of a lifetime, the kind of adventure that would make for a great podcast series, honestly. Maybe a couple episodes? Is that too much to ask? Honestly, would it kill us to give you some new adventures of Incredibly Drunk Man? After summer comes fall, a whole new "season," if you will. We can't be the only one who wants another season, right? Right!? We've invested so much time in these characters' lives, they can't just leave us! By Lucifer's beader, what would it take for more What's Online Podcast?! - Shmebulock
November 02, 2018
Episode 43: The Dread Pirate CD Release
On this episode of the WOP, the guys get a call from a pirate number and it so happens to be The Dread Pirate himself! We talk to The Dread Pirate about his upcoming album and release show. Ryan & Matt hit The Dread Pirate with some of the hardest hitting questions known to man. After the interview Dan gets into a heated argument about saffron and how you should be growing it as your side hustle! What other side hustle do you know about that are fairly legal, let us know at
October 26, 2018
Episode 42: MadWolf Album Release
In this episode of the WOP, Kurt starts feeling queasy and vomits up a very strange cassette tape which happens to be the return of Incredibly Drunk Man! The guys discuss polyamorous relationships and how they think they would do in that sort of situation. Dan invites his good pal MadWolf over to sit down and talk about the release of his debut album, A Cold Heaven. Have you listened to A Cold Heaven yet? Let us know what you think by emailing us at
October 17, 2018
Episode 41: Ian Talks Anatomy
In this episode of the WOP, Ryan makes his return and talks about his whereabouts for the past couple weeks. Ian returns for another fun discussion and questions our sexuality. Kurt doesn't exactly knows where Albania and wants you to tell him where it is. Dan laughs about Mac Miller's death. Matt doesn't want to look worried. Email us if you beard looks weird at
September 28, 2018
Episode 40: With Ian Darr-Johnson
On this episode of the WOP, Ryan has declared missing from the podcast so the guys brought in Ian Darr-Johnson. Basically every banned topic has been brought up in this episode including: pee talk, porn talk, maybe music? Oh and boofing is a thing so look out for that. Did we miss any banned topics? Let us know at Also follow us on Facebook.
September 26, 2018
Episode 39: The Laxcast
Ever just want to sit back, relax and enjoy time with your friends? Well we wanted to have an enjoyable relaxing podcast, rather than following our strict guidelines that we have set in place. So just enjoy this episode as much as we did and let us know what you like to do to relax at
September 25, 2018
Episode 38: David Frank Returns
On this episode on the WOP, David Frank returns from the swamps of Nashville! He came up for GenCon, the biggest gaming convention in town, and was given a mysterious tape from a homeless person. Matt wants to know more about juggalos, and David wants to humble brag the night away. Send us your favorite game or what you humble bragged about last at
September 25, 2018
Episode 37: Dan's Favorite Episode
On this episode of the WOP, the guys find a mysterious cassette tape and old cassette player around the stairs of Dan's apartment. The tape consist of an old radio program called Incredibly Drunk Man! Ryan explains how he was recently abducted by aliens and was transported to a far away land. Dan has been watching a lot of Breaking Bad, for the first time, so he had to talk about that silly old show. Don't hate on celebrities that OD on drugs because you should be more supportive. Dan does another stand up segment, while afterwards the guys give terrible advice on the game of Russian Roulette. What would you do if Danny Devito were come up to you and poke you with a needle labeled AIDS? Let us know by emailing us at
September 21, 2018
Episode 36: Tangled Headphones EP Release
On this episode of What's Online Podcast, we start the conversation off by discussing the difference corn and maize. Do you know the difference? If you do email us at After taking a couple weeks off we finally return with great news...Tangled Headphones released their most recent EP, A New Sense! Listen to it today wherever you stream music. Ryan has been watching a lot of bad 80's horror movies, which caused him to start thinking about how there are so many movies that were title first & plot second. Kurt has continued to listen to bad local radio stations which made him have a lot of bird opinions. Dan performs a new stand up bit and he'd like you all to hear what he has to offer. We have a very special guest this episode that you won't even believe! 
September 21, 2018
Episode 35: Season 3 Opens
As one season ends, another season begins. On this season of the WOP, Matt makes his magical return to the booth after being gone for far too long. He comes to help explain Kurt's 4th of July experience and even has a tale of how he got pranked hardcore! We have a special guest on this episode of the WOP, so special that the FBI has reached out to us to interrogate the guest. Luco Ruso is a infamous card dealer, dealing all kinds of damage to children's Pokemon and Magic the Gathering decks for years, steps in the booth to hopefully clear his name. Finally we have some fun in the booth by playing a new game, What The Pluck: True or Not True! Find out which news is true and which is not true. Do you still collect or deal cards? Let us know at
September 21, 2018
Episode 34: 4th of July in the Booth
It’s that time of year again! The sweet smell of BBQ, the loud explosions of fireworks, and Old Navy flag shirts. That’s right it’s 4th of July again and we are celebrating the only way we know how, by recording a podcast while Dan deals with a fire inside. We discuss our favorite 4th of July traditions including Old Navy flag shirts, cookouts, patriotism, parades and fireworks. Ryan comes to realization that American white culture is pretty boring, compares it to flour, while Kurt tells us all about the European cultures. We talk to a firefighter that came in to help Dan fight the fire and the firefighter gives us some great advice. Also Matt is dead.
September 13, 2018
Episode 33: Mac talks Death
On this episode of What's Online Podcast, we bring on Mac again for another glorious episode! We talk about how cool old horror cartoons were and how well does old content hold up. Are you scared to go back to old Internet classics to see if they are still great or do they suck now? Do you listen to classic rock on your workplace's radio? We think there should be different classic rock songs on the radio, but the stations don't like our suggestions enough so they play the same hour's worth of music every hour. Sadly, we get into the dark subject of death, more specifically celebrities death. Anthony Bourdain. We each discuss which celebrities death's hit our heart strings the hardest. Which celebrity death punched your emotions in the face? Let us know at
September 11, 2018
Episode 32: Jimi's Thoughts on Food
You all remember Jimi, right? The man with the voice of a soul angel. Well we brought him back for round 2 and he has a lot to say about food. We also talk about the forbidden topic of music, however this time we are discussing our favorite fictional bands! What else do you need to know? Just listen to the episode already.
September 04, 2018
Episode 31: Jimi’s Thoughts on Manakins
Do you hear that sweet sweet molasses? Your ears are probably dripping wax from those tasty sound wavves. Now I know what you are thinking, what is causing these eargasms? Well it’s our special guest Jimi’s voice thats causing your head panties to drop. So come on down and listen to some boys tell some stories, you know it’s what ma would want from you.
July 20, 2018
Episode 30: Poopy Play by Play
Once again the WOP boys find themselves listening to Dan give another stand up update, a stand-update you may say. After realizing that the mall is just the same old same old, the boys discuss how ThinkGeek is just the Big Bang Theory retail store. Matt doesn’t know about Laurel or Yanny so he gets schooled with some knowledge and then takes the test himself, no notes included. Matt also discusses his thoughts on the pyramids and how they are spaceships that brought koala’s to earth from a distant planet and now these cuddly little creatures are stoned off their asses in our atmosphere! To close out the show, ya boys share their most embarrassing poopy play by plays. Have you ever pooped at work? Let us know by emailing us at today!
July 20, 2018
Episode 29: Cinco De Mayo in the Booth
It’s Cinco De Mayo and you know what that means! On this episode we discuss our favorite Mexican imports, spoiler: it’s mostly food. David makes his glorious telephone return to WOP and gives us a little update on how Nashville life is after visiting us in Indy. Find out whats wrong with Matt and what he doesn’t remember from his birthday! And finally a sand storm takes us all by surprise and we stumble across a magic lamp with a very special guest. Send us your favorite Mexican imports today by emailing us at
July 20, 2018
Episode 28: 3 Hosts (that aren’t Kurt)
Let’s keep this short and sweet. Dan, Matt and Ryan each try hosting the podcast after Kurt was kidnapped and taken away to…Michigan!
June 30, 2018
Episode 27: Live at the Zombie Apocalypse
On this episode of WOP, we reboot the show by giving compliments and hugging it out. Are you afraid of the dark? Or clowns? How about spiders? We discuss evolutionary phobias while finding out what really scares our team. A blue, a gay. a fierce, and an angry walk into a podcast booth. CBD News presents Breaking News: Hungry Teenagers, Zombies? Everybody has pet peeves, and we want to find out yours! Email your pet peeves to
June 30, 2018
Episode 26: Dan Hosts, kinda
On this episode of WOP, Matt & Ryan go to Comic Con! They tell their tails of seeing Furries, lots of them. Potato Salad. Dan gives us an update on his stand up and takes a stab at hosting the second half. He brings in his old friend Abner, who works for a small and large claims court that specializes in Marvel Superhero cases. Hulk ends up calling Abner to discuss business expenses. The gang also shares a few of their favorite albums. Email us your favorite albums today at
June 30, 2018
Episode 25: Luke & Improv
On this episode of WOP, we discuss nipples which turns into story-time about Luke. You remember Luke from the earlier episodes, right? We have some good stories about him we really want you to hear. If you don't know Luke you will, he loves eating deodorant & lotion, putting wrenches on his nipples, inhaling burps and blowing back to you. Can you take a wild guess what this pug did? Have you heard Yakety Sax because we love to hear from you if you have! Email us today at
June 27, 2018
Episode 24: Wooks & Equal Opportunity
Don't go full crunchy peanut butter, always be smooth. Do you know what Wooks are? If not then you are going to find out what these things are! We also talk about the subculture of Crust Punks. Matt didn't like the first half, but whatever don't let that fool you! Bird Opinions came with a game this time. We brought a guest into the studio so you'll have to check out what he has to say! Also we get into a serious topic, so be prepared to listen to us discuss Equal Opportunity, aaaaaand then back to the silliez! We would love to hear from you so make sure you email us at!
June 07, 2018
Episode 23: Comedy Clubs & Gold Bars
Dan went to jail and did stand up within 2 weeks! He was very excited about the stand up portion. Give him a golf clap for that story. Back and forth to the podcast. Are you ready for some What The Pluck because you’re gonna get it! Oh also 4 dudes talk about Bad Dragons, google at your own risk, for a couple minutes. Please sponsor us Bad Dragon. This episode has been sponsored by Hamm’s Beer & Kamchatka: when you have a lot of friends but don’t care about them.
June 07, 2018
Episode 22: FurryTeenWolf - The Pitch
Just as a head's up, if a cop asks if your fatty is full of the devil's lettuce just let him know that you had no side salad. Prepare yourself for this summer's hottest new teen movie: Furry Teen Wolf! The family fun film about a teenager going to his first furry convention but ends up laying with a real werewolf, becoming a Furry Teen Wolf! Listen to find out what happens next! Today's episode was brought to you by Sloshatil: get drunk off anything.
June 07, 2018
Episode 21: Caught Saying
It appears our Girls are being secretly monitored. But by who? Oh, no! Not… I– I– I can’t say it! This is a villain so evil, so sinister, so horribly vile, that even the utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of men! The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply… What’s Online Podcast!
June 01, 2018
Episode 20: Movies & Improv
First we talk horror movies, why we like em, and briefly explaining some. Then we try our hand at some full on improv. We’re online, and so is the site.
May 25, 2018
Episode 19: Matt’s Moon Conspiracy
Oh god, I edited this like a week ago and I don’t quite remember the a bulk of what happens, but something I’ll never forget is the conspiracy theory Matt invents. That and all more! ..what? ‘ Are we not talkin about what you wanna hear about? First of all, sorry, second of all, email us then beanface!
May 25, 2018
Episode 18: Semi-Serious
We inform, we speculate, and we form conscious opinions. New year, new.. us? We have legitimate conversations about “The Champs” podcast, and the Louie CK scandal. Is this what real podcasting is like? Tell us @ your computer desk @ your house or @ your office or @ your workplace @ Wherever you are, just be happy to be there.
May 25, 2018
Episode 17: Christmas in the Booth
Hey look, finally an easy reference date. I’ts the last Saturday of 2017. We talk new years resolutions, brothers, and apparently a quick delve into Dan and Kurt’s past. Only that, not shit else, 30 min episode folks. (I accidentally deleted part 2, let’s hope it was bad and move on) And hey… thanks.
May 23, 2018
Episode 16: Season 2 Opens
It’s Season 2, we made it, and we celebrate by talking what really counts as a “furry” and our hypothetical “fursonas”. If you tolerate that half, we come back for intoxicated improv. All that and, well, pretty much just that actually. Thanks.
May 23, 2018
Episode 15: Season 1 Finale – Infuriating Kurt
It’s the Season 1 Finale and Kurt couldn’t be more upset and the gang couldn’t take him less seriously. Find out all the detes, but no dates, in this episode of the What’s Online Podcast. Email us at And buckle up for Season 2 where we do pretty much the same thing. Thanks.
May 23, 2018
Episode 14: Halloween in the Booth
It’s the Halloween Episode, and we’re doin it all halloween-y, Boo! Its the whats in the graveyard podcast!
May 21, 2018
Episode 13: The David Trilogy- Part 3
You’ll never guess who’s here in this eppy dep, david, its david, i mean, i titled it “the david trilogy” think he’ll be back next week? no, i called it “trilogy” and “part 3” after this hes gonezo, outski, audi 5000, ipvas, dipset, no more, dispersed, vacated, like a cancelled RSVP. Speaking of ppl not bein on the podcast… Ryan couldnt make it this week… …..(ಥ﹏ಥ) whatsonlinepodcastdotcom
May 21, 2018
Episode 12: Kurt 2
F**k man, idk, we probably shoot the shit for like an hr, oh yeah, Davids there in person this time. Kurt can draw it too.
May 21, 2018
Episode 11: Fat Kid Music
Dan's looking for a job, Kurt talks Fat-Kid music, and Matt learns about Szechuan sauce. Later, We phone a friend, Ryans got a new installment of WTP, and we finish out "Mystery Science Theater" style. Whooo Boy, it's good'n -WhatsOnlinePodcast(.com)
May 14, 2018
Episode 10: The Demographic Dilemma
Matt's ready, Dan's not, and Ryan's Cheeky Nandos. Later, we talk Adult Swim, Naruto runs, and DJ Khaled gets Kurt's seal of approval. All that, in this weeks episode of the WhatsOnlinePodcast
March 19, 2018
Episode 9: Swimsuits and Skinflutes
No conversation holds for more than 5 minutes in this funfilled extravaganza! Its the WhatsOnlinePodcast
March 19, 2018
Episode 8: The Big Fight
Mcgregor and Mayweather ring the bell as we start up, we make our predictions and talk comic con, read involuntary celibacy qoutes, and beards come up a few times and Kurt goes to Qdoba. You heard it here months after the fight happened first on the WhatsOnlinePodcast
March 13, 2018
Episode 6: Pro Pick
Matts coworker probably won't be called that soon, a detective is the prime suspect in this crazy case, and a new installment of WTP! where we hear about a Toetally awesome pub. All that, all of it, its all in here.
March 10, 2018
Episode 7: 4 Funerals
It’s Dan’s birthday and the fellas got him dead air! We plan our lifeless bodies fates, and a new edition of WTP! all that and like 20 minutes off other stuff in this episode of the Whatsonlinepodcast
March 10, 2018
Episode 5: Sleepy Matt
Kurt brings his friend, Ryan introduces a new segment, and Matts wasted. All that, previously mentioned, and more in this episode of the WhatsOnlinePodcast
October 18, 2017
Episode 4: Moderately upsetting Kurt
Tonight we drink more than planned, get a message from a sponsor and Kurt gets a massage from Matt. Along with mancaves and game hunters, find out why else Ryan is just happy to be there in this installment of the WhatsOnlinePodcast.
October 18, 2017
Episode 3: The Rock
A Wasp and a kilt, Dans wrong, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, and ghosts?! Mostly just that in this edition of the WhatsOnlinePodcast.
October 18, 2017
Episode 2: Waterheater Mario
Fidget spinners, rompers, an endurance trainer, Dans booty-hole, and Marios secret life? All in this installment of The WOP!
October 18, 2017
Episode 1: Sausage Salesmen
Starting small here in episode 1. Meet 2 of the 4 of us, then 2 not us, then 1 more us. Its a good-n.
September 25, 2017