We don't want to talk about politics...yeah we talk about them because the world is real weird right now. But also we talk about New Years! So that's pretty fun. Matt and Kurt talk about how they are going to be getting their own place together, how cute. We learn that Kurt is the furthest away from bro-culture.
Merry Christmas! The WOP boys really out did themselves this year. Listen to this year's edition of the WOP Family Christmas. The boys exchange gifts and have some laughs. Sit back with some eggnog and enjoy the show.
Well it's that time of year again. Snow is falling...somewhere? Children are stealing canes from old people to turn them into candy. And a big old fatty is being smoked by the elf's pimp daddy. Yep it was almost Christmas when we recorded this episode! Sit back and enjoy the wild ride that is the What's Online Podcast!
On this week of the WOP, we talk about our thoughts on movie theaters, how Drake Campana moving from Nickelodeon to Mexico, and how the Zodiac Killer couldn't spell correctly even though he was able to get away with murder. Oh also Dan had covid which is why we took a break so you get to hear about that as well.
You heard it hear first! We recorded a video version of this podcast and you can watch that on YouTube! Anyways, we talk about how Kurt's foot fell asleep and how he basically died from that. Matt talks about his lady friend and Dan tell us an incredible story about his trip to Jamaica. This is an episode you don't want to miss!
We have a fact checker! Also Dan has a sister! Who knew that? Did you know that before reading this? Well he does and her name is Sarah. We asked her to analyze Kurt's laptop. Give it a listen to find out more!!!
GHOSTS! What do you know about them? Would you like to know more about them? Do you want us to hunt them for you? Honestly I am not sure what this episode is about but you will if you give it a listen!
Welp you heard it hear first and now the cats out of the bag...Dan is allergic to cats. Not only that but Dan also made a pretty tasty soup that we don't really explain. Matt talks about a new car he bought, as well as new windshield wipers, and a clown that may or may not have had relationships with his mother at one point. Ryan Talked about a new potential job and going to Joey Janela's Spring Break 4. Our wonderful host, Kurtis, gives us a history lesson as well as his love for Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches! Make sure you tune in to hear all this and more!!
On this episode of the WOP, we hear all about Ryan's 31st birthday! Also we discuss how strange it is to not talk about how much people are being paid while being at work, our thoughts on astrological signs, and how Kurtis was invaded by Trump supporters while being at work. Oh Dan is starting up some new podcasts as well. Give this episode a listen for some good laughs and let us know what you think! Season 6 is here, bay-bay!!
Well we can't believe we have made it this far, and we can't believe that you made it this far. This is one jam packed episode full of special guests, fun stories, lots of laughs, and even some deep shit. Make sure you come hang out with Kurtis, Dan, Matt and Ryan and special guest Kabir and super special guest our #1 fan Jess! This is the start to something really great fam!
The Hyperbolic Time Chamber, known as the Room of Spirit and Time in the original Japanese version, is a place located in The Lookout. One year inside the chamber is the equivalent to one day on the outside. Our good buddy Matt went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and now he has a story to tell.
Honestly I dont remember what this episode is about. I mean it has to do something with Kurt's Dream Production, but who really knows what that means. If you want to find out I guess you'll just have to listen to the episode!
The WOP boys did something very....different this episode. We decided it would be a very good idea to talk about and dissect comedy and boy we sure did it. And we will probably more than likely never do it again because well wait until you hear it for yourself.
Here at the WOP we are all about family. That's why we brought on Kyle Carlson, brother of Kurtis Carlson. Anyways he is here to talk stuff with us all. Oh here is the link to his video game he did for yall: https://mewy.itch.io/ryutos-adventure
Do you or someone you know shower? A nice wash always feels great, but when you live with Kurt you will notice something different about his showering habits. Find out what he does different on this episode of the WOP.
On this episode of the WOP, Matt brings a very interesting guest to come talk to the guys. This guy is so interesting you can't even imagine what he has to say to us. If you want to find out then you better listen to what he has to say!
It's Thanksgiving and the boys got in the spirit a bit. This one is for the family, or whatever you consider family. Anyways just go enjoy all the food and daytime whiskey while you listen to the boys have a lovely time.
You heard it hear! Our very first guest, Phoockin Kiddingme, has returned to the WOP to give us an update on how his life and business as a sausage salesman have been since we last talked to him. This episode is packed full of topics and nonsense that you wont want to miss out on. So turn the volume up to a reasonable level because we want your ears to be fine for listening to things in the future.
On this episode of the WOP, we bring in our good friend and Dungeon Master Andrew Rabbit on the podcast. We talk about all things nerdy but mostly just Dungeons & Dragons. Oh also the Sonic trailer looked awful so that's a thing.
Guys we are trying out some new methods of recording. Dan really took to the whole "stand up comedian" style of recording so Kurt has a potato chip on his shoulder about that. Hear the rest of what happens now!
On this episode of the WOP, Dan brings up a topic that Matt doesn't care about. Kurt corrects himself about something he said in a previous episode. What else do we talk about...idk just go listen to the episode, ya filthy animal.
On this episode of the WOP, both Ian and Dan have stories about walking out on something important for something else that could be equally as important. Ryan has found the truth about why the chickens cross the road. And Kurt tells us about his Grand Idea! Listen up kids because you're in for a treat.
On this episode of the WOP, Matt get promoted to our Foreign Affairs Officer and Dan is a Pocket Protector. We hear about a little project that Cult Gang is getting into as well as an update on Dan's recording bizniz. Michael Jackson comes up and we to figure out how to separate the artist from their art. Oh well.
We talked to our good buddy and Cult Gang artist WILLY4M about his new album, Delta. Make sure you check it out today where you stream music! Links below:
On this episode of the WOP, Ian and Matt are both missing! How will the rest of the guys survive without them? Will they talk about what they've been up to? Will they call up a guy named Richard and talk about the Last Mochiko? Find out now!
This week on the WOP, we talked to a Lizard Wizard that has no relation to King Gizzard. Also we make way too many dick jokes, oh well. We get into some medical stories and learn that cults are pretty sick. Ian likes this podcast.
This week on the WOP, Kurtis finds a cassette tape hiding in his stocking. The guys talk about Ian's health and a rap beef including a diss track recorded by MadWolf and JD33n. Would you be terrified if a flying Danny Devito started flapping your way? Find out more on the What's Online Podcast!
In this episode of the WOP, Kurtis and Ian discuss the new Louis C.K. bootleg set scandal. Matt has a confession that he wants everyone to hear. The guys also call up the captain to wish him a Happy Birthday, which includes a brand new birthday song! We also dig deep into the new Us trailer.
Yes it's that time of year again where its December, dates. That could mean only one thing, Christmas. Come celebrate this joyous holiday with the WOP boys and see what sort of holiday cheer they bring to the table. Sit back with some hot chocolate and enjoy this very special episode.
We called up our good pal and Cult Gang artist, Hoodie. We talk to him about his upcoming album, the rap game, Chocolate Chip Charlie and other things. Ian and Hoodie get into a bar battle to see who has the best bars. Bars.
This is the final installment of the Best of WOP. If you've made it this far you deserve a cookie. We do not provide said cookies but that means you can get your favorite cookie! Anyways here is the last episode of the Best of WOP.
So the What's Online Podcast began an adventure of a lifetime, the kind of adventure that would make for a great podcast series, honestly. Maybe a couple episodes? Is that too much to ask?
Honestly, would it kill us to give you some new adventures of Incredibly Drunk Man? After summer comes fall, a whole new "season," if you will. We can't be the only one who wants another season, right? Right!?
We've invested so much time in these characters' lives, they can't just leave us! By Lucifer's beader, what would it take for more What's Online Podcast?!
On this episode of the WOP, the guys get a call from a pirate number and it so happens to be The Dread Pirate himself! We talk to The Dread Pirate about his upcoming album and release show. Ryan & Matt hit The Dread Pirate with some of the hardest hitting questions known to man. After the interview Dan gets into a heated argument about saffron and how you should be growing it as your side hustle!
What other side hustle do you know about that are fairly legal, let us know at email@example.com.
In this episode of the WOP, Kurt starts feeling queasy and vomits up a very strange cassette tape which happens to be the return of Incredibly Drunk Man! The guys discuss polyamorous relationships and how they think they would do in that sort of situation. Dan invites his good pal MadWolf over to sit down and talk about the release of his debut album, A Cold Heaven.
Have you listened to A Cold Heaven yet? Let us know what you think by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
In this episode of the WOP, Ryan makes his return and talks about his whereabouts for the past couple weeks. Ian returns for another fun discussion and questions our sexuality. Kurt doesn't exactly knows where Albania and wants you to tell him where it is. Dan laughs about Mac Miller's death. Matt doesn't want to look worried.
Email us if you beard looks weird at email@example.com
On this episode of the WOP, Ryan has declared missing from the podcast so the guys brought in Ian Darr-Johnson. Basically every banned topic has been brought up in this episode including: pee talk, porn talk, maybe music? Oh and boofing is a thing so look out for that.
Did we miss any banned topics? Let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org. Also follow us on Facebook.
Ever just want to sit back, relax and enjoy time with your friends? Well we wanted to have an enjoyable relaxing podcast, rather than following our strict guidelines that we have set in place.
So just enjoy this episode as much as we did and let us know what you like to do to relax at email@example.com.
On this episode on the WOP, David Frank returns from the swamps of Nashville! He came up for GenCon, the biggest gaming convention in town, and was given a mysterious tape from a homeless person. Matt wants to know more about juggalos, and David wants to humble brag the night away.
Send us your favorite game or what you humble bragged about last at firstname.lastname@example.org
On this episode of the WOP, the guys find a mysterious cassette tape and old cassette player around the stairs of Dan's apartment. The tape consist of an old radio program called Incredibly Drunk Man! Ryan explains how he was recently abducted by aliens and was transported to a far away land. Dan has been watching a lot of Breaking Bad, for the first time, so he had to talk about that silly old show. Don't hate on celebrities that OD on drugs because you should be more supportive. Dan does another stand up segment, while afterwards the guys give terrible advice on the game of Russian Roulette.
What would you do if Danny Devito were come up to you and poke you with a needle labeled AIDS? Let us know by emailing us at email@example.com
On this episode of What's Online Podcast, we start the conversation off by discussing the difference corn and maize. Do you know the difference? If you do email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. After taking a couple weeks off we finally return with great news...Tangled Headphones released their most recent EP, A New Sense! Listen to it today wherever you stream music. Ryan has been watching a lot of bad 80's horror movies, which caused him to start thinking about how there are so many movies that were title first & plot second. Kurt has continued to listen to bad local radio stations which made him have a lot of bird opinions. Dan performs a new stand up bit and he'd like you all to hear what he has to offer. We have a very special guest this episode that you won't even believe!
As one season ends, another season begins. On this season of the WOP, Matt makes his magical return to the booth after being gone for far too long. He comes to help explain Kurt's 4th of July experience and even has a tale of how he got pranked hardcore! We have a special guest on this episode of the WOP, so special that the FBI has reached out to us to interrogate the guest. Luco Ruso is a infamous card dealer, dealing all kinds of damage to children's Pokemon and Magic the Gathering decks for years, steps in the booth to hopefully clear his name. Finally we have some fun in the booth by playing a new game, What The Pluck: True or Not True! Find out which news is true and which is not true.
Do you still collect or deal cards? Let us know at email@example.com
It’s that time of year again! The sweet smell of BBQ, the loud explosions of fireworks, and Old Navy flag shirts. That’s right it’s 4th of July again and we are celebrating the only way we know how, by recording a podcast while Dan deals with a fire inside. We discuss our favorite 4th of July traditions including Old Navy flag shirts, cookouts, patriotism, parades and fireworks. Ryan comes to realization that American white culture is pretty boring, compares it to flour, while Kurt tells us all about the European cultures. We talk to a firefighter that came in to help Dan fight the fire and the firefighter gives us some great advice. Also Matt is dead.
On this episode of What's Online Podcast, we bring on Mac again for another glorious episode! We talk about how cool old horror cartoons were and how well does old content hold up. Are you scared to go back to old Internet classics to see if they are still great or do they suck now? Do you listen to classic rock on your workplace's radio? We think there should be different classic rock songs on the radio, but the stations don't like our suggestions enough so they play the same hour's worth of music every hour. Sadly, we get into the dark subject of death, more specifically celebrities death. Anthony Bourdain. We each discuss which celebrities death's hit our heart strings the hardest.
Which celebrity death punched your emotions in the face? Let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org
You all remember Jimi, right? The man with the voice of a soul angel. Well we brought him back for round 2 and he has a lot to say about food. We also talk about the forbidden topic of music, however this time we are discussing our favorite fictional bands! What else do you need to know? Just listen to the episode already.
Do you hear that sweet sweet molasses? Your ears are probably dripping wax from those tasty sound wavves. Now I know what you are thinking, what is causing these eargasms? Well it’s our special guest Jimi’s voice thats causing your head panties to drop. So come on down and listen to some boys tell some stories, you know it’s what ma would want from you.
Once again the WOP boys find themselves listening to Dan give another stand up update, a stand-update you may say. After realizing that the mall is just the same old same old, the boys discuss how ThinkGeek is just the Big Bang Theory retail store. Matt doesn’t know about Laurel or Yanny so he gets schooled with some knowledge and then takes the test himself, no notes included. Matt also discusses his thoughts on the pyramids and how they are spaceships that brought koala’s to earth from a distant planet and now these cuddly little creatures are stoned off their asses in our atmosphere! To close out the show, ya boys share their most embarrassing poopy play by plays.
Have you ever pooped at work? Let us know by emailing us at email@example.com today!
It’s Cinco De Mayo and you know what that means! On this episode we discuss our favorite Mexican imports, spoiler: it’s mostly food. David makes his glorious telephone return to WOP and gives us a little update on how Nashville life is after visiting us in Indy. Find out whats wrong with Matt and what he doesn’t remember from his birthday! And finally a sand storm takes us all by surprise and we stumble across a magic lamp with a very special guest.
Send us your favorite Mexican imports today by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org
On this episode of WOP, we reboot the show by giving compliments and hugging it out. Are you afraid of the dark? Or clowns? How about spiders? We discuss evolutionary phobias while finding out what really scares our team. A blue, a gay. a fierce, and an angry walk into a podcast booth. CBD News presents Breaking News: Hungry Teenagers, Zombies?
Everybody has pet peeves, and we want to find out yours! Email your pet peeves to email@example.com.
On this episode of WOP, Matt & Ryan go to Comic Con! They tell their tails of seeing Furries, lots of them. Potato Salad. Dan gives us an update on his stand up and takes a stab at hosting the second half. He brings in his old friend Abner, who works for a small and large claims court that specializes in Marvel Superhero cases. Hulk ends up calling Abner to discuss business expenses. The gang also shares a few of their favorite albums.
Email us your favorite albums today at firstname.lastname@example.org.
On this episode of WOP, we discuss nipples which turns into story-time about Luke. You remember Luke from the earlier episodes, right? We have some good stories about him we really want you to hear. If you don't know Luke you will, he loves eating deodorant & lotion, putting wrenches on his nipples, inhaling burps and blowing back to you. Can you take a wild guess what this pug did?
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Don't go full crunchy peanut butter, always be smooth. Do you know what Wooks are? If not then you are going to find out what these things are! We also talk about the subculture of Crust Punks. Matt didn't like the first half, but whatever don't let that fool you! Bird Opinions came with a game this time. We brought a guest into the studio so you'll have to check out what he has to say! Also we get into a serious topic, so be prepared to listen to us discuss Equal Opportunity, aaaaaand then back to the silliez!
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Dan went to jail and did stand up within 2 weeks! He was very excited about the stand up portion. Give him a golf clap for that story. Back and forth to the podcast. Are you ready for some What The Pluck because you’re gonna get it! Oh also 4 dudes talk about Bad Dragons, google at your own risk, for a couple minutes. Please sponsor us Bad Dragon.
This episode has been sponsored by Hamm’s Beer & Kamchatka: when you have a lot of friends but don’t care about them.
Just as a head's up, if a cop asks if your fatty is full of the devil's lettuce just let him know that you had no side salad. Prepare yourself for this summer's hottest new teen movie: Furry Teen Wolf! The family fun film about a teenager going to his first furry convention but ends up laying with a real werewolf, becoming a Furry Teen Wolf! Listen to find out what happens next!
Today's episode was brought to you by Sloshatil: get drunk off anything.
It appears our Girls are being secretly monitored. But by who? Oh, no! Not… I– I– I can’t say it! This is a villain so evil, so sinister, so horribly vile, that even the utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of men! The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply… What’s Online Podcast!
Oh god, I edited this like a week ago and I don’t quite remember the a bulk of what happens, but something I’ll never forget is the conspiracy theory Matt invents. That and all more! ..what? ‘sonlinepodcast.com
Are we not talkin about what you wanna hear about? First of all, sorry, second of all, email us then beanface!
We inform, we speculate, and we form conscious opinions. New year, new.. us?
We have legitimate conversations about “The Champs” podcast, and the Louie CK scandal. Is this what real podcasting is like?
Tell us @ your computer desk @ your house or @ your office or @ your workplace @
Wherever you are, just be happy to be there.
Hey look, finally an easy reference date. I’ts the last Saturday of 2017. We talk new years resolutions, brothers, and apparently a quick delve into Dan and Kurt’s past. Only that, not shit else, 30 min episode folks. (I accidentally deleted part 2, let’s hope it was bad and move on)
And hey… thanks.
It’s Season 2, we made it, and we celebrate by talking what really counts as a “furry” and our hypothetical “fursonas”. If you tolerate that half, we come back for intoxicated improv. All that and, well, pretty much just that actually.
It’s the Season 1 Finale and Kurt couldn’t be more upset and the gang couldn’t take him less seriously. Find out all the detes, but no dates, in this episode of the What’s Online Podcast.
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And buckle up for Season 2 where we do pretty much the same thing.
You’ll never guess who’s here in this eppy dep, david, its david, i mean, i titled it “the david trilogy”
think he’ll be back next week? no, i called it “trilogy” and “part 3” after this hes gonezo, outski, audi 5000, ipvas, dipset, no more, dispersed, vacated, like a cancelled RSVP. Speaking of ppl not bein on the podcast… Ryan couldnt make it this week…
Dan's looking for a job, Kurt talks Fat-Kid music, and Matt learns about Szechuan sauce. Later, We phone a friend, Ryans got a new installment of WTP, and we finish out "Mystery Science Theater" style. Whooo Boy, it's good'n
Mcgregor and Mayweather ring the bell as we start up, we make our predictions and talk comic con, read involuntary celibacy qoutes, and beards come up a few times and Kurt goes to Qdoba. You heard it here months after the fight happened first on the WhatsOnlinePodcast
Matts coworker probably won't be called that soon, a detective is the prime suspect in this crazy case, and a new installment of WTP! where we hear about a Toetally awesome pub. All that, all of it, its all in here.
Tonight we drink more than planned, get a message from a sponsor and Kurt gets a massage from Matt. Along with mancaves and game hunters, find out why else Ryan is just happy to be there in this installment of the WhatsOnlinePodcast.