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Where's my Ritalin!?!

Where's my Ritalin!?!

By Naughty Morty

Fast talking host, Morty Miracles, shares his frenetic thoughts on a range of issues whilst possibly annoying his guests. But is he really to blame!? Or does he just need his Ritalin?
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Do men want be objectified? || Where's My Ritalin Podcast

Where's my Ritalin!?!Mar 27, 2021

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Do men want be objectified? || Where's My Ritalin Podcast

Do men want be objectified? || Where's My Ritalin Podcast

In this special episode of the Where's my Ritalin, Shae Hijacks the podcast, makes herself the host and poses an interesting question to our special guest Paul, and the deposed Morty; do men want to be objectified?

Mar 27, 202101:00:16
Hear her voice|| Where's My Ritalin?!

Hear her voice|| Where's My Ritalin?!

After the tragic loss of Sarah Everard, Blessings Olusegun and many other women whom have been unfortunate victims of predators. Morty talks with Shae & Linda to hear their perspective, and experiences as black women.  The ladies also share pearls of wisdom about what has motivated to make changes to impact their lives and positively influence those around them.

Mar 20, 202101:03:56
Meghan Markle & Prince Harry Oprah Winfrey interview reaction || Wheres my Ritalin?!

Meghan Markle & Prince Harry Oprah Winfrey interview reaction || Wheres my Ritalin?!

Morty and Shae share their reaction to the Meghan Markle interview and all the fall out from the topic that has currently gripped the nation!

Mar 09, 202150:30
Valentines Day Radio|| Where's My Ritalin?!

Valentines Day Radio|| Where's My Ritalin?!

The Where's My Ritalin Podcast Presents... Valentines Day Radio. Special guest host Morty 'the Luv Child' (just Morty in a silk robe) is joined by Shae and Rachel as they all share their best and worst Valentines day experiences, try to rekindle the flames of romance, whilst debating on love, sex and relationships!

Feb 13, 202156:01
Clubhouse for the culture || Where's my Ritalin?!

Clubhouse for the culture || Where's my Ritalin?!

Is Clubhouse more successful due to its popularity in the black community?  Would the culture have embraced this platform as warmly if it was created by one of our own?  Does black British culture exist?! So many questions.... will Morty be able to concentrate?

Feb 04, 202146:30
2020 - The Sequel! || Where's my Ritalin

2020 - The Sequel! || Where's my Ritalin

New year Same s***!  The first episode of 2021 and Morty just isn't in the new year spirt, in fact he's miserable! But out of the darkness, a glimmer of light appears.. providing much needed hope for a better tomorrow!

Jan 15, 202127:25
The Questions? || Wheres my Ritalin?!

The Questions? || Wheres my Ritalin?!

On this episode Morty hosts a panel made up of Shae, Kat and Rachel.  The ladies voice their unfiltered opinions on a series of questions and salacious scenarios... things get very interesting!

Dec 22, 202001:03:41
Whats your life Playlist? || Where's My Ritalin?!

Whats your life Playlist? || Where's My Ritalin?!

With the upcoming Ashanti Keyshia Cole Versus battle, Shae and Morty discuss the various songs from different artists over the years that have resonated with them at different moments in their lives. What songs would be on your playlist?

Dec 12, 202043:01
The importance of consent || Where's My Ritalin?!

The importance of consent || Where's My Ritalin?!

Shae and Morty have an important and necessary discussion about the importance of consent.  Whilst also considering the female perspective when it comes to fear of sexual assault, both its impact individually and collectively.

Nov 21, 202043:49
Guess that Fetish || Where's My Ritalin?!

Guess that Fetish || Where's My Ritalin?!

Quiz Master Supreme Morty Miracles, is joined by Shae and Rachel, where they play 'Guess that Fetish' in this special freaky Halloween episode of Where's my Ritalin.  Embark on this journey of wacky and weird discovery, as these witches learn a few new things, some of which that may choose to dabble in!

Oct 31, 202034:14
Embrace your discomfort! || Where's my Ritalin?!

Embrace your discomfort! || Where's my Ritalin?!

On this episode Morty had to get a few things off his chest and poor Shae had no choice but to endure his rant! #MortyMatters

Oct 16, 202021:40
Where's my Onlyfans? || Where's My Ritalin?!

Where's my Onlyfans? || Where's My Ritalin?!

On this episode ItsKatsPodcast and ShachSeven join the discussion, where Morty is keen to understand the lucrative success of Onlyfans content.  Whilst Shae deliberates the pro and cons of pornography and reveals a shocking truth!

Sep 18, 202056:55
The Importance of Legacy || Wheres My Ritalin?!

The Importance of Legacy || Wheres My Ritalin?!

In the wake of Chadwick Boseman's passing, Morty and Shae reflect on the impact of his life both on and off screen, whilst considering how each one of us can leave a lasting legacy of our own.

Sep 09, 202015:54
WAP - Defining female sexuality || Where's My Riatlin?!

WAP - Defining female sexuality || Where's My Riatlin?!

On this episode of Where's my Ritalin Morty and Shae are joined by a new guest Ranette Prime.  They give their views on Cardi B and Meg the Stallions sexy new video  'WAP,' whilst also discussing  the concept of female sexuality... which gave Morty an excuse to do thorough research!

Aug 15, 202048:10
Show a brutha some love! || Where's My Ritalin?!

Show a brutha some love! || Where's My Ritalin?!

Do black women hate black men?  First time guest Syd joins Shae and Morty to explore this question.  The group share their own experiences, discuss dating outside of their own culture and ways we can heal from trauma informed decisions. 

Jul 28, 202001:07:33
Black women DO cheat|| Where's My Ritalin?!

Black women DO cheat|| Where's My Ritalin?!

In this small dose  of Ritalin, Morty and Shae discuss the difficult, painful truth following the recent revelations about Jada Pinkett-Smith and August Alisina. Unlike black men, black women do in fact cheat! 

Jul 11, 202015:42
Wheres My Ritalin?|| Where do we go from here? Part 2

Wheres My Ritalin?|| Where do we go from here? Part 2

Morty, Shae and Alex continue the conversations around systemic racism,  and share some of their own personal experiences of prejudice as they consider individually and collectively what the next steps should be.  

Jun 20, 202038:26
Where do we go from here? Part 1 || Where's my Ritalin?!

Where do we go from here? Part 1 || Where's my Ritalin?!

'We have their ear, we have their attention,  to have both is extremely rare!'.  Following the tragic murger of George Floyd, Black Lives Matter protests have been held all over the world. Morty, Shae and Alex, share their thoughts about the past week and take a moment to consider what the next steps could be?

Jun 13, 202051:28
Will Racism Ever End? || Wheres My Ritalin?! (Small dose)

Will Racism Ever End? || Wheres My Ritalin?! (Small dose)

In this smaller of dose of Where's my Ritalin Morty shares his thoughts on the death of George Floyd and questions if racism will ever actually end?

May 28, 202005:58
Creative or Crazy Part two || Where's My Ritalin?!

Creative or Crazy Part two || Where's My Ritalin?!

Alex, Shae and Morty continue their conversation about the varying degrees of craziness and creativity during the lock down period.   No stone is left unturned as they cover everything from the Queen's speech to International Twerking Championships!

Apr 19, 202044:13
Creative or Crazy Part one || Where's My Ritalin?!

Creative or Crazy Part one || Where's My Ritalin?!

On this episode Morty and Shae are joined by Alex Weekes who has recently published an interesting article on Medium about what he believes should be taught in school.  They also delve into the crazy and creative seeds that have sprouted from the enforced lockdown.  I think we have a good idea of the content Morty's been consuming!

Apr 11, 202042:17
The Quarantine & Chill Exemption || Where's My Ritalin?!

The Quarantine & Chill Exemption || Where's My Ritalin?!

With the COVID-19 Pandemic locking down the nation, and social distancing being enforced, former secondary school president Morty has been back channeling with Boris Johnson's cabinet with what he feels are vital new laws that need to be implemented.  Shae whilst offering to give constructive feed back on the 'Ritalin Exemptions' seems more interested in trying to get an opportunity to quarantine with Rishi!

Apr 01, 202031:27
A new decade of infidelity || Wheres My Ritalin?

A new decade of infidelity || Wheres My Ritalin?

In the first episode of the new year, Morty and Shae take a moment to reflect on the past year/decade.  Shae looks promisingly into the future with her positive 2020 perspective.   As for poor Morty, he always hated this time of year and there's  a very good reason for that!

Jan 08, 202056:24
'Our' Story || Where's my Ritalin?

'Our' Story || Where's my Ritalin?

Morty and Shae discuss the recent controversy around Blue Story a film written and directed by Andrew 'Rapman' Onwubolu, after it was removed from Vue Cinemas after an incident in Birmingham.  Was this action justified, or has the narrative in the media been grossly exaggerated?

Nov 26, 201946:16
Malcom vs Martin|| Wheres my Ritalin?

Malcom vs Martin|| Wheres my Ritalin?

What kind of activist are you?  In part of 2 of this Black History month special Morty and Shae discuss the different  approaches to activism taken by Martin Luther King and Malcom X and determine which they feel is most effective in facilitating change.  

Oct 31, 201926:23
Black History month part 1 - Modern Pioneers || Wheres my Ritalin?

Black History month part 1 - Modern Pioneers || Wheres my Ritalin?

In this special episode of Where's My Ritalin, Morty and Shae take a moment to acknowledge modern black pioneers that have a had a huge influence not only on black culture, but society as a whole.  We focus on a few carefully selected individuals looking at their actions, activism and general excellence!  This is part one of a two part special for black history month, yet Shae still manages to talk about Dev Patel?!!

Oct 26, 201944:26
Dear Morty..... || Wheres My Ritalin?

Dear Morty..... || Wheres My Ritalin?

The Where's my Ritalin podcast returns after a brief hiatus with a special episode.  We've had some good interactions with people via the podcast and on social media (@mortymiracles on IG) where quite a few of you have sent in some questions/dilemmas.  Well on this episode Morty and Shae address your questions and give their unique perspective on your scenarios.  This will be very interesting!

Oct 09, 201959:47
The Stereotype Game Show || Where's my Ritalin

The Stereotype Game Show || Where's my Ritalin

Are there inate prejudices that lurk in the back of the mind? Societal preconceptions that we often pass off as fact? Tune into this special episode of the Where's my Ritalin podcast - 'The Stereotype Game Show'.  Your host Morty poses the questions and his unwilling victims... sorry contestants Shae and Snowflake provide some very interesting answers!

Aug 08, 201901:04:15
What your body count? || Where's my Ritalin?

What your body count? || Where's my Ritalin?

With the nation gripped by dating based reality tv shows such as love Island.  Themes as well as gender expectations around sex and relationships are very much in the public forum.   Join Dr Morty (avid feminist) and Snowflake (recently returned from the 'Villa') as they whip out their coitus calculators and discuss body counts. The impacts of someones 'number' on their dating prospects and the perceptions attached to that by society.

Jul 20, 201938:52
What do women really want? || Where's my Ritalin

What do women really want? || Where's my Ritalin

Since the dawn of time, scholars, philosophers, scientist and prestige road men have all tried to unravel the complex mystery that is the female mind.  During this episode I speak with Shae ( A true story/late sessions with Shae) a good representative of woman-kind, to try and gain a better insight in the female psyche, and perhaps give me some much needed dating advice so I can stop spending Saturday night with my aunt Phyllis!

Jun 30, 201954:20
BLACK MEN DON'T CHEAT! || Where's My Ritalin

BLACK MEN DON'T CHEAT! || Where's My Ritalin

In this special episode of Where's my Ritalin we take a moment to celebrate the most faithful demographic on planet earth.  The black male.  Both Dwayne and Shae (sceptically)  celebrate the steadfast fidelity of our 'black brothers' and try to understand the secrets of their life long devotion to this path of commitment.  Previous false accusations of alleged promiscuity and adultery often directed at members of this fraternity are finally laid to rest and we seek to help brothers of all creeds in various walks of life.  Together we are more faithfull!

Jun 12, 201946:13
End Game.... Of Thrones || Where's My Ritalin

End Game.... Of Thrones || Where's My Ritalin

Strap yourself in as Morty completely geeks out after seeing the ultimate finale that was Avengers End Game and then witnessing the epic suspenseful Game of Thrones episode that was 'The long night'. Experience pure unfiltered thought and reaction to both GOT and End Game shared by Morty at an even more rapid speed (god help you). Strap yourself in!
May 02, 201932:39
Good things come to those who Hussle || Where's My Ritalin

Good things come to those who Hussle || Where's My Ritalin

In the wake of the Nispey Hussle shooting, internet comment sections, celebrity channels and media segments have been a-buzz discussing black culture and whether we have the capacity to help, instead of hinder, one another. With this weeks' guest, Shae, I deep dive into our views on trauma, black culture and what we can do to make a difference.
Apr 14, 201942:30
Cancelling cancel Culture || Where's My Ritalin

Cancelling cancel Culture || Where's My Ritalin

Off the back of surviving R.Kelly and Leaving Neverland the volume around cancel culture is ringing at its loudest decibel.  But is it always justified?  Morty and `co take a second to share their views on this topic and snowflake is abducted by the illuminati mid recording!

Mar 21, 201926:46
Roses vs Steak! || Where's My Ritalin

Roses vs Steak! || Where's My Ritalin

The ladies have had their valentines roses,  but gentleman don't we also deserve a well cooked steak with ALL the trimmings?!!

Mar 14, 201928:54