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Matt and Ollie try to pitch a podcast about LORE! We are talking about the deep stories behind your favourite TV shows and Video games, and not that other podcast by the same name. Prepare as Ollie desperately attempts to explain the plot of Kingdom Hearts and the true reason Pete is covered in zippers.

This week Matt and Ollie create a horrific pod-monculus, out of the top 10 podcasts on the internet to create their very own 10/10 idea. With some suggestions and tips from Time-Out magazine and Goodhouskeeping.com, the end result was strangely political, yet also sexy.

Matt and Ollie try to pitch a podcast dedicated to those rogue McDonald's out there. You might want to skip this one if you don't enjoy sensual cheese burger ASMR. The mouth sounds really make it a McNightmare.

Matt and Ollie pitch a podcast dedicated to the world of abandoned software and janky emulators. We dive into abandonware games with only the chunkiest of pixels and crunchiest audio. It's Zapitalism, baby.

This week Matt and Ollie sink their metaphorical teeth into literal chickens, on this poultry based idea to bring the realm of these dinosaur ancestors to the forefront of society. But don't be too nice to them though because chickens are mean. Good thing they are the only pets that poop food. 

This week Matt and Ollie spiral into madness of Blaseball as they are exposed to their own soul screams and are stripped of their humanity. Or was that just a dream? Oops, no its real, and its going to hurt the whole time too. AAAAAARGGRHGGAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaah...

This week Matt and Ollie entertain the possibility of what an easily recycled comedy body horror based gameshow could look like in the year 2869, and what the potential shift in power on the corporate landscape could look like, with massive mergers and colossal conglomerates.

After an extensive party drought following the 'event', Matt and Ollie try to educate their fellow man on the ins and outs of getting fucked up. Learn how many boxes of wine you should bring to a house party and how to make sure no one invites you back.

We're back, baby! This week, Matt, Ollie and Shoda beat off the Gods of Ancient Greece, as they explore a way to bring the best tales of this messy Olympian families to light, all while avoiding being violated by an immortal with a lightening bolt fetish. Think of it like the Kardashians, except Kanye turns into a sexy goose and Kim straight up kills a bitch.

Also heads up that you might want to skip this one if you're uncomfortable with Greek myths. All those guys up on the mountain have no chill.

(Content Warning: discusses themes of sexual violence)

Your podcast parents Matt and Ollie are tired of their robot son and are taking a two week break to recuperate. We had some technical difficulties this week and we'll be on a break while we work on some new content. But in the mean time, here's a bite sized compilation of some of our fondest moments thus far.

AL says hi.

Matt and Ollie attempt to bring people back to the great buckeye state, and inform travellers on everything you'll ever need to know about Ohio. Come listen to us beg the Ohio Tourism Board to give us one last chance to create a podcast. 

On this episode, Matt and Ollie explore the furthest reaches of space to unwittingly take part in a discussion on how the other races of the galaxy view the “always wild, and never mild” planet of earth, and their inhabitants, the humons.

Matt and Ollie go back to corporate training and discuss a pitch to review company training videos. Is running commentary of a YouTube video a terrible idea for a podcast? Sure. Did we learn how to use a Wendy's brand fryer? Definitely.

Remember kids, the only way to train an employee is to take them to the rap dimension.

This week, Ollie and Matt fend for their life against the dire tyranny of big food media and their need to deprive basic human rights from their audience, the potato wedge.

Matt and Ollie try to branch out into the world of reality TV with a brand new reality TV/podcast hybrid. Come listen to us beg Ashton Kutcher to fund our new genre breaking show in violent grandma entertainment.

Ollie, Matt and special guest Shoda collate the atrocities carried out by the "Butcher of Curriculums" and Q continuum reject, Miss Frizzle. but it might be too late for us, as we the studio is surrounded buy shape shifting school busses. Luckily, they have started eating each other in a form of ritualistic cannibalism. Now, only one bus remains, but they still look hungry.

This week Matt, and Ollie put their ideas into AL (their horny pet robot), to see if his neural network can develop the ideas for them, with the hopes of fully automating their podcast. Will AL be promoted from Toaster Control to Ideas Man? Unlikely.

Matt and Ollie see if they have what it takes to become true camping experts. What is the future of camping? Does camping have to be outdoors? Can you camp inside a swamp located within a giant pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee?

Pack your favourite can of beans and bottle of nondescript alcohol because this is going to be a wild ride.  

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*We are not actually sponsored by Bass Pro Shops, Trout Professional Zaibatsu, or the Memphis City Council.

This week Matt and Ollie try their best to do a deep dive into the mysterious world of number stations and obscure AM radio. Put on your off-roading gear folks because we quickly go off topic and ditch that idea completely for a podcast on the hit TV show Cheaters*.

*We do not condone the actions of any participant on the hit TV show Cheaters, and no Diane for the last time I swear I wasn't on that show.

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WE REQUIRE 80 BILLION ZIMBABWE DOLLARS FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF 2 BLACK SITE OPERATIVES, WIRED TO ANY UNRENOVATED ARBYS IN NOME, ALASKA.

Matt and Ollie take a deep dive in the mysterious world of gas station snack hauls and buying Doritos at 2AM on the open road. This week, we get callers to tell us all the crunchy details. Gas station expert Mandy is still missing on her expedition to find the true meaning of podcasting.

Ollie, Matt and special guest Shoda provide the pitch for this weeks look good, feel good idea. Bring the baby oil, we're gonna need it. 

Mandy, Ollie and Matt engage in mental gymnastics in order to defeat Santa's evil end of the year Christmas themed quiz, where the are no winners. Someone please keep AL away from the eggnog.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt try to help LARPers find love and companionship, but slowly begin to love the LARPer. Also, there's some laughing and living somewhere along the way I guess.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt re-write music history, as they make our most freakiest songs into the mildest of lullabies.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt surf the information super high-way’s google search terms to find the horniest search terms.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt discuss the pinnacle of Bruce Willis’ career and question why JJ Abrams won't answer our calls...

Mandy, Ollie and Matt try their darnedest to create controversial statements that incite rage with the masses. Too bad they aren't very good at it.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt have to put their skills of approximate knowledge of stuff you can buy on Amazon as they compete for points, with the winner being crowned Bezoz'z most valuable consumer.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt talk about the soup-topia of the future. Just remember, what goes in, must go out.

Ollie and Matt take another deep dive into the pages of a hopefully more SpOoKy choose your own adventure novel, written by the legendary R.L. Stink.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt join debate court, where we get down to hard talk regarding the dangers of spicy food and not following the rules of D&D.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt ring in the beginning of the spookiest time of the year. From Submariners turned capital venturists and perverse trash goblins, nothing stops these Atlantean explorers from uncovering the truth about the under water society.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt look to enforce the law, in an attempt to keep dangerous E-boys off the streets and out of our homes.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt explore the paranormal, the unexplained, and the threat of overly horny ghosts.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt take part in a brand new high stakes game show. The losers must suffer the most painful of consequences. They may not even make it out alive. JK episode 8 is out already.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt talk about the new dominant species on planet earth. It's ants. They also have zero flaws and are very handsome, and no I was not bribed at gunpoint to say this.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt discuss the world of pooping in comfort, with the help of positive affirmations, bird noises or loud jazz to cover your crimes.

Mandy, Ollie and Matt put themselves in the proverbial shoes of bad people who are looking to turn their life around, and maybe make a few bucks in the process.

https://youtu.be/6mWFVdNfAGQ ~ Episode 3 is on YouTube!

Mandy, Ollie and Matt take a deep look into the iconic snackfoods of yesteryear. Histories of the forbidden munchies lost to the sands of time. Ugh I think I just got some of that sand in my mouth.

https://youtu.be/27VcmdzqQfk ~ Episode 2 is on YouTube!

Mandy, Ollie and Matt investigate this weeks topic of the suspicious dealings of Gwyneth Paltrow's unusual lifestyle brand, "goop". Where does the goop come from? We don't know. Is it free range? Unlikely.

https://youtu.be/QWs5y47WXFY ~ Episode 1 is on YouTube!

Mandy, Ollie and Matt take a deep dive into Mother Culture. What makes them tick? Are they government spies? Who keeps leaving all the lights on in this house? We aren't made out of money.

A quick introduction to your hosts and what we do!