Who Cares? With Jackson and Mark Podcast
By Who Cares? With Jackson and Mark
Who Cares? is a mostly-weekly podcast where radio personality Jackson Burnes and cartoonist Mark Mullaney discuss things nobody would care about.
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Who Cares? With Jackson and Mark PodcastMar 06, 2019
00:00
55:46
48: My Furry Lil Altar Boy
In this weeks exciting episode, the guys dish on Jackson's big life change, discuss whether there's any originality in this cold world, and Mark rambles on about cheesy sitcoms.
Feb 05, 202051:36
47: California Dreams
Jackson and Mark kick off 2020 as only they can!
Jan 30, 202045:48
46: Let's End With A Hug
The guys get together for one last hurrah of 2019. It's been a rough year all around, so listen to Jackson and Mark shake off the 2019 blues and prepare for 2020! And don't miss a special appearance from the legendary Chuck Nowlin!
Jan 28, 202001:02:42
45: Fresh Babies & Cold Pizza
Mark is back, with a special guest co-host, for an extra spooky Halloween episode all about the horrors of FATHERHOOD!
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Jan 28, 202001:20:21
44: Bag-piping is Terrible
This episode can only be described as disgusting! From germ-ridden birthday cakes, to immature office bathroom behavior, to bagpipes the guys do their best to clean up these and many more topics!
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Jan 28, 202040:31
43: Inside Baseball
In today's episode, our boys talk in depth baseball about Jackson's big news.
Jan 28, 202040:04
42: Drunk Spider Chick
In this episode Jackson shares more adventures from his time on the Howard Stern show, and Mark tells the tale of the drunk chick who keeps climbing on his roof, and once again shows how terrible he is as a person, this time for his dislike of the homeless. Featuring special guest, George Takei...
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Jan 28, 202038:51
Ep 41: How'd We Go From My Son To Michael Jackson?
It's podcast episode fun time, yea! This week Mark does a gender reveal, that somehow turns to discussing Michael Jackson, we get Jackson's professional opinions on the Tucker Carlson/Bubba the Love Sponge and Sword and Scale podcast controversies, and the bro's give a shout out to the late Kenneth Bruce Bald.
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Jan 28, 202059:51
40: Half A Man
It's here and it's a big'un, ladies! The boys share some interesting news, and go through a list of excuses as to why they can't keep a schedule. Jackson shares the pain of going through life as a germophobe, pitches Mark on some inventions, and they both discuss the wonderful world of heavy metal.
Mar 06, 201955:46
Gentle In A Masculine Way
It's finally happened! The first original song from the Who Cares? podcast! Just in time for Valentine's Day, here's a ballad of a guy who knows how to romance the ladies while keeping it real!
Feb 14, 201903:08
39: My Child's Brains
It may be Valentine's Day, but there's no romance in this episode! Them boys discuss Mark's recent ultrasound, Jackson's love life, and Mark tries to interest Jackson in the new "LoveSync" Kickstarter.
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Feb 14, 201939:55
38: It Ended Stupidly
In this episode Mark reveals his big news, Jackson tells more stories from the world of dating and shares his evidence of possible dirty dealings at his day job.
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Jan 30, 201935:40
38: It Ended Stupidly
In this episode Mark reveals his big news, Jackson tells more stories from the world of dating and shares his evidence of possible dirty dealings at his day job.
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Jan 30, 201935:43
Wall Up The Border (Parody of "Walking in Memphis)
It's the parody song the Trump administration was so scared we'd make that they re-opened the government!
Jan 28, 201904:17
Wall Up The Border (Parody of "Walking in Memphis)
It's the parody song the Trump administration was so scared we'd make that they re-opened the government!
Jan 28, 201904:17
37: The Shaved Brow
We're back for 2019! The fella's debut a brand new theme song, check in with the state of the world going into the new year, and Jackson shares his adventures getting his eyebrow shaved on live radio.
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Jan 17, 201942:37
37: The Shaved Brow
We're back for 2019! The fella's debut a brand new theme song, check in with the state of the world going into the new year, and Jackson shares his adventures getting his eyebrow shaved on live radio.
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Jan 17, 201942:41
36: The Birthday Bitch
The guys are keeping it casual in this episode, sharing personal tales of intrigue and scandal. Jackson shares his dark dreams about deformed children, berates Mark for not wanting to celebrate his birthday and is impressed when Mark shares his recent act of heroism.
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Dec 14, 201842:30
36: The Birthday Bitch
The guys are keeping it casual in this episode, sharing personal tales of intrigue and scandal. Jackson shares his dark dreams about deformed children, berates Mark for not wanting to celebrate his birthday and is impressed when Mark shares his recent act of heroism.
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Dec 14, 201842:34
No dogs allowed
It's after Thanksgiving and Jackson has some venting to do. On this episode Jackson shares his holiday family drama and his usual work drama, and Mark does a segment on the history of death growl vocals in Viking music.
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Dec 07, 201834:41
Getting Spooky
It's that time of year, and the guys take a break from their normal whiny banter to talk Halloween, horror films and all manner of spooky things.
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Dec 07, 201842:25
35: No Dogs Allowed
It's after Thanksgiving and Jackson has some venting to do. On this episode Jackson shares his holiday family drama and his usual work drama, and Mark does a segment on the history of death growl vocals in Viking music.
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Nov 29, 201837:00
34: Getting Spooky
It's that time of year, and the guys take a break from their normal whiny banter to talk Halloween, horror films and all manner of spooky things.
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Oct 24, 201842:25
33: Don't be Thumpin' The Bass
The lads debate Universal Basic Income, and surprisingly find Jackson comes out against. They also discuss Mark's rowdy new neighbors, and share some recordings from a recent bachelor party.
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Sep 19, 201845:28
33: Don't be Thumpin' The Bass
The lads debate Universal Basic Income, and surprisingly find Jackson comes out against. They also discuss Mark's rowdy new neighbors, and share some recordings from a recent bachelor party.
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Sep 19, 201845:32
32: Sometimes You Put Things Inside You & It's A Bad Experience
The guys experiment with a new show format, actually having topics to discuss!
Today they talk about whether free speech is in danger, Mark explains why he thinks senate hopeful Shiva Ayyadurai is a crazy person, and Jackson shares what alligators taste like.
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Today they talk about whether free speech is in danger, Mark explains why he thinks senate hopeful Shiva Ayyadurai is a crazy person, and Jackson shares what alligators taste like.
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Aug 22, 201841:33
32: Sometimes You Put Things Inside You & It's A Bad Experience
The guys experiment with a new show format, actually having topics to discuss!
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Today they talk about whether free speech is in danger, Mark explains why he thinks senate hopeful Shiva Ayyadurai is a crazy person, and Jackson shares what alligators taste like.
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Aug 22, 201841:37
Things feel bigger in your mouth
Jul 28, 201833:40
31: Things Feel Bigger In Your Mouth
Hoo-Boy! The guys cover a lot of ground in this episode. Mark shares a story about tongue growths, and plumbing, Jackson explains why shaving is hard, and again shares the story of staying at Artie Lange's back in his Howard Stern intern days, and they both share a chuckle at how the president is scared of the dark.
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Jul 25, 201833:38
30: For Your Consideration
The guys are in the new studio, talking about more songs with matching riffs, the ins and outs of podcasts, and they review a podcast about reviewing podcasts!
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Jul 10, 201838:23
30: For Your Consideration
The guys are in the new studio, talking about more songs with matching riffs, the ins and outs of podcasts, and they review a podcast about reviewing podcasts!
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Jul 10, 201838:26
29: The Sharks Got Me Killing 4 Me
Did Marilyn Manson rip off Jackson?! How do you make friends as an adult?! What did Mark do during his day trip to Salem, MA?!?! Find the answers to all these questions and more on today's episode!
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Jul 03, 201847:59
29: The Sharks Got Me Killing 4 Me
Did Marilyn Manson rip off Jackson?! How do you make friends as an adult?! What did Mark do during his day trip to Salem, MA?!?! Find the answers to all these questions and more on today's episode!
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Jul 03, 201847:58
28: Getting Political
The boys head down to the local fishing hole, to talk about ghosts, upset stomachs, the passing of Vinnie Paul and Koko the Gorilla, and special guest Sam, immigration attorney, guides us through the turbid waters of our current political climate.
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Jun 26, 201835:51
28: Getting Political
The boys head down to the local fishing hole, to talk about ghosts, upset stomachs, the passing of Vinnie Paul and Koko the Gorilla, and special guest Sam, immigration attorney, guides us through the turbid waters of our current political climate.
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Jun 26, 201835:54
Clean cut - (Foo Fighters parody)
I’m looking for a guy to shave me
Jun 20, 201803:57
27: Everyone Has a Little Rob Halford In Them
Jackson shares his Jim Breuer/Rob Halford story, while Mark complains about pants shopping, and also reveals a epilogue to the infamous "Poop on the Road" story...
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Jun 11, 201832:51
27: Everyone Has a Little Rob Halford In Them
Jackson shares his Jim Breuer/Rob Halford story, while Mark complains about pants shopping, and also reveals a epilogue to the infamous "Poop on the Road" story...
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Jun 11, 201832:54
Bonus #3: "Clean Cut" (Foo Fighters parody)
Here's a Foo Fighters parody about a badly needed haircut.
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Lyrics:
In the morning, look in the mirror
Chin’s got a little scruff
And hair needs a trim, it’s looking pretty rough.
Reaching for my seven blade razor,
Man it’s really old.
So I called the salon and they put me on hold.
I said I’m looking for a guy to shave me.
And I need a little off the top.
My hairs so long it looks just like a filthy mop
Don’t need nothin complicated,
Don’t need a perm, a rinse, or dye.
I just wanna look like a clean cut normal guy.
My grandad suggested his barber,
Said I’d give him a try.
But the minute that I sat in his chair the old man died.
The Salon called back and said that they had time to help me out,
When I told the stylist simply a trim he threw me out!
Oh I’ll never find a guy to shave me!
My head is absolutely doomed
It makes me want to go and hide inside my room!
Why is this so complicated?
I’m getting really really tired!
I’ll never be a clean cut normal guy!
I’m so sad it makes me want to cry…
Waaa, oh woe is me, why can’t I just get a comb?!
My hair is just so overgrown!
Waaait what’s this I see? On the GPS on my phone?
There’s barber near; his names Tyrone!
Now I finally found a guy to shave me!
Finally I’m looking groomed!
Finally I look so good the women swooned!
He finished and he dusted my shoulders
I tipped him and I went on my way
At last I’m just a clean cut normal..
Well I no longer need a guy to shave me.
Tyrone did a real good job
I’m so glad I finally don’t look like a slob
It was oddly complicated
But I’m happy with the guy I found
At last I’m just a clean cut normal guy
I think I’ll go back home and have some pie.
That’s the end of my song so I’ll say good…
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Lyrics:
In the morning, look in the mirror
Chin’s got a little scruff
And hair needs a trim, it’s looking pretty rough.
Reaching for my seven blade razor,
Man it’s really old.
So I called the salon and they put me on hold.
I said I’m looking for a guy to shave me.
And I need a little off the top.
My hairs so long it looks just like a filthy mop
Don’t need nothin complicated,
Don’t need a perm, a rinse, or dye.
I just wanna look like a clean cut normal guy.
My grandad suggested his barber,
Said I’d give him a try.
But the minute that I sat in his chair the old man died.
The Salon called back and said that they had time to help me out,
When I told the stylist simply a trim he threw me out!
Oh I’ll never find a guy to shave me!
My head is absolutely doomed
It makes me want to go and hide inside my room!
Why is this so complicated?
I’m getting really really tired!
I’ll never be a clean cut normal guy!
I’m so sad it makes me want to cry…
Waaa, oh woe is me, why can’t I just get a comb?!
My hair is just so overgrown!
Waaait what’s this I see? On the GPS on my phone?
There’s barber near; his names Tyrone!
Now I finally found a guy to shave me!
Finally I’m looking groomed!
Finally I look so good the women swooned!
He finished and he dusted my shoulders
I tipped him and I went on my way
At last I’m just a clean cut normal..
Well I no longer need a guy to shave me.
Tyrone did a real good job
I’m so glad I finally don’t look like a slob
It was oddly complicated
But I’m happy with the guy I found
At last I’m just a clean cut normal guy
I think I’ll go back home and have some pie.
That’s the end of my song so I’ll say good…
Jun 04, 201803:57
Bonus #3: "Clean Cut" (Foo Fighters parody)
Here's a Foo Fighters parody about a badly needed haircut.
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Lyrics:
In the morning, look in the mirror
Chin’s got a little scruff
And hair needs a trim, it’s looking pretty rough.
Reaching for my seven blade razor,
Man it’s really old.
So I called the salon and they put me on hold.
I said I’m looking for a guy to shave me.
And I need a little off the top.
My hairs so long it looks just like a filthy mop
Don’t need nothin complicated,
Don’t need a perm, a rinse, or dye.
I just wanna look like a clean cut normal guy.
My grandad suggested his barber,
Said I’d give him a try.
But the minute that I sat in his chair the old man died.
The Salon called back and said that they had time to help me out,
When I told the stylist simply a trim he threw me out!
Oh I’ll never find a guy to shave me!
My head is absolutely doomed
It makes me want to go and hide inside my room!
Why is this so complicated?
I’m getting really really tired!
I’ll never be a clean cut normal guy!
I’m so sad it makes me want to cry…
Waaa, oh woe is me, why can’t I just get a comb?!
My hair is just so overgrown!
Waaait what’s this I see? On the GPS on my phone?
There’s barber near; his names Tyrone!
Now I finally found a guy to shave me!
Finally I’m looking groomed!
Finally I look so good the women swooned!
He finished and he dusted my shoulders
I tipped him and I went on my way
At last I’m just a clean cut normal..
Well I no longer need a guy to shave me.
Tyrone did a real good job
I’m so glad I finally don’t look like a slob
It was oddly complicated
But I’m happy with the guy I found
At last I’m just a clean cut normal guy
I think I’ll go back home and have some pie.
That’s the end of my song so I’ll say good…
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Lyrics:
In the morning, look in the mirror
Chin’s got a little scruff
And hair needs a trim, it’s looking pretty rough.
Reaching for my seven blade razor,
Man it’s really old.
So I called the salon and they put me on hold.
I said I’m looking for a guy to shave me.
And I need a little off the top.
My hairs so long it looks just like a filthy mop
Don’t need nothin complicated,
Don’t need a perm, a rinse, or dye.
I just wanna look like a clean cut normal guy.
My grandad suggested his barber,
Said I’d give him a try.
But the minute that I sat in his chair the old man died.
The Salon called back and said that they had time to help me out,
When I told the stylist simply a trim he threw me out!
Oh I’ll never find a guy to shave me!
My head is absolutely doomed
It makes me want to go and hide inside my room!
Why is this so complicated?
I’m getting really really tired!
I’ll never be a clean cut normal guy!
I’m so sad it makes me want to cry…
Waaa, oh woe is me, why can’t I just get a comb?!
My hair is just so overgrown!
Waaait what’s this I see? On the GPS on my phone?
There’s barber near; his names Tyrone!
Now I finally found a guy to shave me!
Finally I’m looking groomed!
Finally I look so good the women swooned!
He finished and he dusted my shoulders
I tipped him and I went on my way
At last I’m just a clean cut normal..
Well I no longer need a guy to shave me.
Tyrone did a real good job
I’m so glad I finally don’t look like a slob
It was oddly complicated
But I’m happy with the guy I found
At last I’m just a clean cut normal guy
I think I’ll go back home and have some pie.
That’s the end of my song so I’ll say good…
Jun 04, 201803:56
Bonus #3: "Clean Cut" (Foo Fighters parody)
Here's a Foo Fighters parody about a badly needed haircut.
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Lyrics:
In the morning, look in the mirror
Chin’s got a little scruff
And hair needs a trim, it’s looking pretty rough.
Reaching for my seven blade razor,
Man it’s really old.
So I called the salon and they put me on hold.
I said I’m looking for a guy to shave me.
And I need a little off the top.
My hairs so long it looks just like a filthy mop
Don’t need nothin complicated,
Don’t need a perm, a rinse, or dye.
I just wanna look like a clean cut normal guy.
My grandad suggested his barber,
Said I’d give him a try.
But the minute that I sat in his chair the old man died.
The Salon called back and said that they had time to help me out,
When I told the stylist simply a trim he threw me out!
Oh I’ll never find a guy to shave me!
My head is absolutely doomed
It makes me want to go and hide inside my room!
Why is this so complicated?
I’m getting really really tired!
I’ll never be a clean cut normal guy!
I’m so sad it makes me want to cry…
Waaa, oh woe is me, why can’t I just get a comb?!
My hair is just so overgrown!
Waaait what’s this I see? On the GPS on my phone?
There’s barber near; his names Tyrone!
Now I finally found a guy to shave me!
Finally I’m looking groomed!
Finally I look so good the women swooned!
He finished and he dusted my shoulders
I tipped him and I went on my way
At last I’m just a clean cut normal..
Well I no longer need a guy to shave me.
Tyrone did a real good job
I’m so glad I finally don’t look like a slob
It was oddly complicated
But I’m happy with the guy I found
At last I’m just a clean cut normal guy
I think I’ll go back home and have some pie.
That’s the end of my song so I’ll say good…
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Mark: @Marz85
Lyrics:
In the morning, look in the mirror
Chin’s got a little scruff
And hair needs a trim, it’s looking pretty rough.
Reaching for my seven blade razor,
Man it’s really old.
So I called the salon and they put me on hold.
I said I’m looking for a guy to shave me.
And I need a little off the top.
My hairs so long it looks just like a filthy mop
Don’t need nothin complicated,
Don’t need a perm, a rinse, or dye.
I just wanna look like a clean cut normal guy.
My grandad suggested his barber,
Said I’d give him a try.
But the minute that I sat in his chair the old man died.
The Salon called back and said that they had time to help me out,
When I told the stylist simply a trim he threw me out!
Oh I’ll never find a guy to shave me!
My head is absolutely doomed
It makes me want to go and hide inside my room!
Why is this so complicated?
I’m getting really really tired!
I’ll never be a clean cut normal guy!
I’m so sad it makes me want to cry…
Waaa, oh woe is me, why can’t I just get a comb?!
My hair is just so overgrown!
Waaait what’s this I see? On the GPS on my phone?
There’s barber near; his names Tyrone!
Now I finally found a guy to shave me!
Finally I’m looking groomed!
Finally I look so good the women swooned!
He finished and he dusted my shoulders
I tipped him and I went on my way
At last I’m just a clean cut normal..
Well I no longer need a guy to shave me.
Tyrone did a real good job
I’m so glad I finally don’t look like a slob
It was oddly complicated
But I’m happy with the guy I found
At last I’m just a clean cut normal guy
I think I’ll go back home and have some pie.
That’s the end of my song so I’ll say good…
Jun 04, 201803:56
26: Manchievement
In this episode Jackson documents his latest manchievement success, Mark gets highfalutin about homeless people, and Jackson exposes his issues with Mark's cats.
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May 31, 201842:22
26: Manchievement
In this episode Jackson documents his latest manchievement success, Mark gets highfalutin about homeless people, and Jackson exposes his issues with Mark's cats.
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May 31, 201842:22
26: Manchievement
In this episode Jackson documents his latest manchievement success, Mark gets highfalutin about homeless people, and Jackson exposes his issues with Mark's cats.
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May 31, 201842:22
26: Manchievement
In this episode Jackson documents his latest manchievement success, Mark gets highfalutin about homeless people, and Jackson exposes his issues with Mark's cats.
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May 31, 201842:22
25: Laurel, Yanny, and Ewoks
Plug this into your ears, ladies and gentlemen.
In this episode, our heroes have a special guest, Sean straight from the Howard Stern show. Together they try to get to the bottom of the Yanny/Laurel debate, and also find time to discuss the musical Cats, and Ewoks.
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In this episode, our heroes have a special guest, Sean straight from the Howard Stern show. Together they try to get to the bottom of the Yanny/Laurel debate, and also find time to discuss the musical Cats, and Ewoks.
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May 22, 201832:48
25: Laurel, Yanny, and Ewoks
Plug this into your ears, ladies and gentlemen.
In this episode, our heroes have a special guest, Sean straight from the Howard Stern show. Together they try to get to the bottom of the Yanny/Laurel debate, and also find time to discuss the musical Cats, and Ewoks.
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In this episode, our heroes have a special guest, Sean straight from the Howard Stern show. Together they try to get to the bottom of the Yanny/Laurel debate, and also find time to discuss the musical Cats, and Ewoks.
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May 22, 201832:50
25: Laurel, Yanny, and Ewoks
Plug this into your ears, ladies and gentlemen.
In this episode, our heroes have a special guest, Sean straight from the Howard Stern show. Together they try to get to the bottom of the Yanny/Laurel debate, and also find time to discuss the musical Cats, and Ewoks.
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In this episode, our heroes have a special guest, Sean straight from the Howard Stern show. Together they try to get to the bottom of the Yanny/Laurel debate, and also find time to discuss the musical Cats, and Ewoks.
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May 22, 201832:50
25: Laurel, Yanny, and Ewoks
Plug this into your ears, ladies and gentlemen.
In this episode, our heroes have a special guest, Sean straight from the Howard Stern show. Together they try to get to the bottom of the Yanny/Laurel debate, and also find time to discuss the musical Cats, and Ewoks.
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In this episode, our heroes have a special guest, Sean straight from the Howard Stern show. Together they try to get to the bottom of the Yanny/Laurel debate, and also find time to discuss the musical Cats, and Ewoks.
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May 22, 201832:50
24: Fartmaster Flex
In this episode, the lads are joined by special guest, Sam, Jackson tells a story about a couple of nomadic 911 "truthers", Mark shares yet another story about being a fat guy, and they both talk about how gross Jackson is. Oh and they listen to a lot of Rammstein!
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Apr 25, 201831:50