Who Do You Think You Are?

Nick has the hairiest arms in the women’s league. Pedro takes a vow of celibacy from adults. CJ is a well-adjusted young pop star forced to make an important choice. #britney

PLUS!

•#Chargers and #Cowboys fans RUMBLE in our Sports Guys segment #football #fight

•Youtube prankster Tanner Cook is shot in Virginia after picking on the wrong Uber Driver #pranks

•The boys play a round of Trap or Treat!? Can YOU tell which of these women have a long, hard secret? #traps #transgirl

This is Who Do You Think You Are? #comedypodcast!
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#britneyspears #reaction #funnynews #legionofskanks #comedy

Nick wears white robes and a hood after Labor Day. Pedro mails it in. CJ is a Jewish-American princess. #israel

•#Sports guy of the week
•#MiaKhalifa supports #Palestine
•The #Hamas Dating Game

This is Who Do You Think You Are? #comedypodcast!
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#reaction #funnynews #legionofskanks

Nick forgets his laptop at a computer repair store. Pedro gets into age play. CJ puts the “gay” in gang violence.

PLUS!

•Kynzee and Lil Premie Cholo (@reaferz) give us street sex education
•#Britney goes knives out on TikTok
•#Trump lays out his plan to #savethewhales

A #MichiganState head coach with no pants on gets a call about sexual assault, we play a game of “Funny or Traumatizing?”, and we review Jaebae’s list of demands in the Size Diversity revolution.

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Nick thinks #TaylorSwift is mid. Pedro falls for the grease traps of Namibia. CJ puts the “pun” in punching down.

264: #DaneCook Groomed His Bride

PLUS!

•Donald #Trump buys a glock while under indictment #glizzy
•Joe #Biden shouts out LL Cool J, kind of
•A guy on LSD has his Tony Danza moment at the Buffalo Bills stadium

We’re sports guys now!

Don’t miss our exposé on Ukraine’s new ambassador, alleged satanist Marina Abramovic!

This is Who Do You Think You Are? #comedypodcast!
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Nick rates the worst things to ever happen to America. Pedro has a gift to unwrap. CJ discovers the true ethnicity of Krampus.

PLUS!

•Do the #RussellBrand allegations feel forced?
•REACTION: #Fetterman defunds the fashion police, dominates #Desantis on Twitter/X
•Make Indians Baseball Mascots Again

Watch till the end for the mysterious conclusion to our adventure through the R-word zone.

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Nick celebrate National Cheese Pizza Day. Pedro bullies his fat little brother off a cliff. CJ has flight-diverting diarrhea.

PLUS!

•What’s better: good gas or bad head?
•#JimmyBuffet and the #SmashMouth guy shuffle off to the Great #Margaritaville in the Sky
•Wrong or #EqualRights?: A guy fist fights 3 lesbians

Stick around till the end for a tragic father-son tale from the bowels of Florida! #truecrime

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… Happy 9/11!

This is Who Do You Think You Are? #comedypodcast!
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Nick talks to Germany’s former leader on a ouija board. Pedro defends soccer and the poor people who love it. CJ disagrees with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

PLUS!

•Is Trump a prisonbottom?
•Slut shaming Princess Diana
•The boys attack the Chinese

Watch to the end to see who wins The Adult Toy Price is Right!

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#comedypodcast #funnynews #onthisday #trump #mlk #jacktheripper #princessdiana #conspiracy

Nick wakes up on the racist side of the bed. Pedro wears flip-flops to work. CJ reconsiders flat earth after watching Lizzo’s show.

PLUS!

•Would You Rather?:

Look like Brad Pitt, but your breath always smells like a dog fart?
or
Amputate a thumb?

•Starbuck’s reverse gentrifies the neighborhood

•Biden and Oprah have troubles in Maui

Watch to the end for a heartwarming story about a cop’s EXPENSIVE search for love in Suffolk County Vietnam Veteran’s Memorial Park!

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#comedy #comedypodcast #biden #maui #oprah #starbucks #mcdonalds #cops #truecrime #funnynews

Nick gets food-poisoned at The Trump Burger. Pedro’s madre has border butt. CJ cruises to IHOP on the blueberry cumboat.

PLUS!

•Obama’s a gay guy
•IG model’s mom is in love with her
•Michael Oher gets blind sided by slavery

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#comedypodcast #funnynews #reaction #obama #lgbt #michaeloher #theblindside #trump

Nick does blackface at Target. Pedro reads his favorite Jeffrey Epstein poem. CJ moves in with his new lover/roommate he found on Craigslist.

PLUS!

Charles Manson’s race war finally breaks out in an Alabama riverfront dock.

It’s a bayside brawl on WDUTUR podcast!

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#comedy #comedypodcast #craigslist #target#alabamabrawl #reaction

Nick honors the late philanthropist and job creator Jeffrey Epstein. Pedro smashes a bottle of vodka with his face trying to get out of the car. CJ calls for the extermination of the white race.

PLUS!

•RIPee-wee Paul Groomins
•Senate Minority Leader Mitches His Pants
•Former Auburn football player Robert Shiver abuses his wife by refusing to let her use the family jet—so she takes her REVENGE

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Nick reviews the Barbieheimer movie. Pedro does an MK-Ultra MAGA experiment. CJ practices Dominican Buddhism.

PLUS!

•6 Ways to Deal with Angry Boners
•Shapeshifting Anunaki Jews
•How to Watch Commercials in Your Sleep!

Watch till the end for…
True Crime: Florida Ginger Slays Pregnant Boyfriend

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Happy 5th WDUTUR Birthday!!!

Nick celebrates the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (LGBTMNT) movement. Pedro takes 45-minutes dumps to encourage a healthy hole. CJ compares his last relationship to America’s longest war.

PLUS!

•Trans influencer Rose Montoya frees the nip and gets BANNED from the White House!
•Guess that race: Grandmother dismembered and grilled to hide the body
•Freak Shows: How Progress Puts Ugly People Out of Work

Don’t forget to stay tuned for a word from presidential candidate Robert F Kennedy (RFK) Jr.!

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Nick raises his baby gay. Pedro moves to one of four states that allow animal-human relations. CJ smokes crack with Bam Margera by the boardwalk.

PLUS!

•Words of wisdom from RFK Jr.
•Conjugal dog visits
•Creepy or Nah: Public sex

Tune in live on IG every Tuesday, or watch along with us in the chat during the episode premiere Thursdays on YT!

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#comedypodcast #comedy #reaction #rfkjr #lgbtq #bammargera #creepy #wouldyourather

Nick was the Carson Daily of asking chicks to prom. Pedro thirst-traps a gay pool party. CJ takes a couple young bulls on a trip to the wild, wild west.

PLUS!

WATCH: Beach Teens Stomp Marines in Memorial Day Melee!

Who Do You Think You Are? (WDUTUR) Podcast Episode 249: Homophobic Rollercoaster

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Ex-Men: The New Mutants of Target | 248

Nick gets Olive Garden’s never-ending breadsticks, salad, and diarrhea. Pedro boycotts Target after they hire Satan to design their back-to-school line. CJ is downs in the dumps after delivering Uber Eats to a naked lady.

PLUS!

•Should you discipline other people’s kids?
•The final frontier for male athletic achievement: Women’s sports
•Target’s LGBTQ conundrum: make money or keep pretending to care about trans people? 🤔

So tuck it in your gusset and waddle on down to WDUTUR podcast!

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247

As a man who loves a great deal, I prefer to date conjoined twins. Take advantage of that BOGO special—buy one, get one half-off.

Nick honors his asian heritage. Pedro’s family tamale business is run out of town by Katie Hobbs. CJ discovers other peoples’ families actually care about them.

PLUS!

•Adult babies, yesterday and today
•RIP Jerry Springer, model American governor
•WATCH: Carnival ride in India crashes!

All this and so much more on this COTTAGE INDUSTRY episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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Nazis and Stoners have a lot in common—they both like smoke-filled rooms.

Nick and Kynzee get an hour away from parenthood to celebrate the birth of a great philosopher. Pedro gets so high he leaves his body. CJ looks for a real friend.

PLUS!

•Planned Parenthood director checks out early after FBI raids hard drive
•Indian gangsters-turned-politicians catch fire from the press
•A woman driver takes a joy ride through a dangerous neighborhood

All this and three seats more on this HIGHLY RESPONSIBLE episode of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

Bud Light’s new trans messaging is iconic! But it’s also ironic, because most of the people who ever hate-crimed a trans person were drunk on Bud Light.

Nick blacks out at a Chuck E. Cheese. Pedro wrestles his favorite kid in the Mcdonald’s ball pit. CJ regrets his gender transition sponsored by Bud Light.

PLUS!

•A gal gets pissdrunk on the casino floor
•The boys punch up the religious persecution of a gay Filipino
•The Dalai Lama frenches a kid

All this and so much more on this LIGHT QUEER episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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Watching a former president get arrested is like if you saw the first ever seatbelt in a vehicle. You see it and think, “we should do that to all of them.”

Nick mourns the death of black Jesus. Pedro thinks child abuse isn’t real. CJ goes to therapy on drugs.

PLUS!

•Trump arrested just like Jesus
•Spelling bee tries to cancel small white child on the anniversary of MLK Jr’s assassination
•Spot the Difference: Toilets vs Home Depot buckets

All this and so much more on this RESURRECTED episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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#comedypodcast #trump #reaction #spellingbee #comedy

School shooters are like falling in love on the first date… it’s confusing when they turn out to be trans.

Nick stays woke under pressure. Pedro picks his favorite batman in an Aurora movie theater. CJ gets sad watching porn.

PLUS!

•Former presidents react to The Covenant School shooting in Nashville
•Chat GPT rolls out new update: Chat BBC
•Joe Biden’s kid-friendly stand up routine lightens the mood

All this and so much more on this ALL TRANS, ALL THE TIME episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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There’s a thin line between sobriety and snorting cocaine.

Nick slangs Amanda Bynes polaroids. Pedro didn’t love his daughter at first. CJ is sexually handicapped.

PLUS!

•Were slaves gay?
•What’s the SEXIEST disability?!
•7 Signs of Toxic Insecurity: The Roast of Amy Gallo

All this and so much more on this TOXIC edition of WDUTUR!

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#amandabynes #familyfeud #murder #toxic #reparations

How do you know Jesus was black? Because he was hung.

Nick’s not Irish but he does celebrate alcoholism. Pedro has a decent penis for a leprechaun. CJ hasn’t kissed a man yet.

PLUS!

•Japanese game show: Can you keep from busting as a busty lady whispers in your ear?
•Jordan Peterson shares a jerk machine video on Twitter
•The boys play… Irish or Down Syndrome?

Absolute chaos ensues on this LUCK OF THE IRISH edition of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!

Conservative chicks are like GameStop employees… they often feel threatened by trans women.

Nick goes to Mexico for cosmetic surgery. Pedro is a Secret Asian Man. CJ hosts a drag brunch at a Tennessee kindergarten.

PLUS!

•Nick and Pedro solve the child consent question
•Nick celebrates the life of Alex Murdaugh
•The boys react!: Cartel kidnaps Americans in Mexico; Child dances for money at drag brunch; Man crashes Tesla autopilot while in back seat!

DON’T MISS!!!

Smash or Pass Tournament!: Right-Wing Ladies

Candace Owens, Kat Timpf, Blaire White, and more face off in a bracket-style tournament! Who will be crowned media’s sexiest right-wing lady?!

All this and more on this SWIPE RIGHT edition of WDUTUR podcast!

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Reality TV has finally reached the third world! The hit new show of the summer is Real Housewives of the Banana Plantation.

Nick makes a hilarious, totally not serious joke about the president. Pedro has pregnancy stink. CJ is N-word material.

PLUS!

•A fat lady stands up
•Nick almost does meth
•Dunkin’ on trannies

All this and so much more on this BANANAS episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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Surfers have one rule: go big or go home. Unless they’re surfing the dark web. Then it’s: go incognito or go to jail.

Nick gets a bigger better b-hole. Pedro tags along on his wife’s anniversary. CJ has incel vibes.

PLUS!

•Childhood drug experiences
•Pubic hair goes commercial
•The boys react: incel pepper sprays women; a fish dish served still alive; pulling a furry’s tail (and sniffing)

All this and so much more on this SOLD OUT episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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The internet has exposed Hollywood for the dorks that they are. The Grammy’s was a bunch of Hollywood hacks in Halloween costumes. If they were really edgy they’d feed Kim Petras to Armie Hammer.

Nick is gay and loves his new family. Pedro is accidentally racist. CJ bites a woman.

PLUS!

• Chat GPT would rather kill than say the n-word!
• The Office: Taliban Edition
• Nick boofs the placenta!

All this and whole mess more on this AFTERBIRTH episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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A man tried to end his and his family’s lives by driving off a cliff in a tesla, but they all survived—proving Elon Musk is a hypocrite. He says he’s all about freedom, but what about the freedom to drive your family off a cliff?

Nick relapses and gets Georgia bulldogged at the grocery store. Pedro does super progressive impressions and gets molested during Flubber. CJ gets Bill Cosby tickets and it’s pretty good, actually.

PLUS!

•Pedro’s grandma shows us how the Aztecs predicted the weather
•Pro or Against?: Executing Iranian protestors
•A live reenactment of the California doctor who drove his family off a cliff in a Tesla

All this and so much more on this SAFETY RATED episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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They say the most painful part about coming out as trans is telling your family. Which is surprising, because you’d think the most painful part would be the genital mutilation.

Nick is hurt bad by sobriety. Pedro gets arrested in Romania for human trafficking. CJ wakes up, gets high, eats dinner, and gets high again.

PLUS!

•FMK: Dr. Phil, Andrew Tate, or some trans lady’s dad?
•How to cut two people so you don’t have to share your apples!
•Greta Thunberg: Size Queen

All this and so much more on this NEW YEAR, NEW GENDER edition of WDUTUR podcast!

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Polyamory is like hiring a construction crew to build a marriage. “Happy wife—happy life.” Yeah, that’s why I got 3 of my buddies to help me finish the job.

Nick gets cucked for Christmas and remembers when he used to be sad.
Pedro pours a road-margarita and remembers when he used to be a drunk.
CJ takes a bubble bath with his uncle and remembers why he doesn’t like his butt touched.

PLUS!

•Lil Stumbles jingles his bells in studio
•Santa Clause the hispanic hillbilly
•Why having 4 husbands isn’t as awesome as it sounds

All this and so much more on this CHRISTMAS HOG edition of WDUTUR podcast!

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Christmas Spirit is like an erection… it’s difficult to maintain as you get older.

Nick forces himself to run for no reason. Pedro forces himself to enjoy the holiday season. CJ forces a joke and chokes.

PLUS!

•The World Cup is cool and gay
•Britney Griner is free at last, starring Nicholas Cage
•A moment of silence for Home Alone

All this and so much more on this SPIRITUAL edition of WDUTUR podcast!

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The cool part about our culture is you’re not allowed to make fun of someone with a mental illness… Unless they’re rich! Then you can viciously hate them in public and act like you’re the good guy.

Nick calculates how hispanic his child will be. Pedro reads his mom’s “how to make tamales” google search results. CJ gets hired as a cleaning lady.

PLUS!

•Ye’s message of love
•How to make being crazy sound like a good thing
•Is it weird to watch sex scenes while babysitting?

All this and so much more on this SUPREME episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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Online predators are harder to spot than in-person predators, because there’s no creepy van involved… The online version of the creepy van is the motivational quote. Never trust a motivational-quote-pic guy.

“A guy who’s motivated to post quotes is also motivated to trap you in his dungeon.” -Chris James

Nick gets a new apartment and abuses his partner in it. Pedro gets a new job and kisses his wife for the first time. CJ gets some new pajamas and worships satan in them.

PLUS!

•Klaus Schwab’s COOL new symbol that we did not-zee coming! 🥸
•Balenciaga and the Revelation of the Method 👹
•Waiting for the bugs to take over 🐛

All this and so much more on this PREDATORY episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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A non-binary 22-year-old shot up “Club Q”. Which sounds like an lgbt vigilante attacked a 4-chan forum. Turns out it was just a gay self-hate crime.

Nick blacks out peacefully on Turkey Day. Pedro gifts himself a winning scratcher. CJ wins the incel triathlon.

PLUS!
•How to tell if you’re AUTISTIC this Thanksgiving!
•What’s the BEST Thanksgiving pie? (Aside from “cream” 👴🏻)
•Rest in Power: Tommy the Green Ranger Morphs Outta Here + other Power Ranger death trivia!

All this and a box of blankets on this COLONIAL edition of WDUTUR podcast!

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Committing to a relationship is like committing suicide—people who survive them say they immediately regret doing it.

Nick abandons his family. Pedro abandons his machismo. CJ abandons his sobriety.

PLUS!

•We reveal Bill Clinton’s penis size!
•Smash or Pass?: Katie Hobbs and Kari Lake
•$125 Million Dollar Listing: Epstein’s Island

A horse isn’t livestock, it’s a lifestyle! On this POLE-LITICAL edition of WDUTUR podcast!

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Did you hear about the Transylvanian schoolteacher? She was fired for teaching kids that boys can ghouls and ghouls can be boys.

A Very Yeezy Halloween ft Bradford Knights

Nick rises from the grave to support Ye politically. Pedro bawls his eyes out over a high school teen. CJ is a scary slut and also dresses up for Halloween.

PLUS!

•Bradford Knights is the Hellder Welder and gets weld af!
•The japanese can still do blackface
•Who’s more retarded: Biden or Ye?

All this and so much more on this JEWISH MEDIA episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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Did you know Jeffrey Epstein was a musician? He loved to play in A minor.

Nick kisses someone’s son at the devil’s house. Pedro makes softcore memories with a pony. CJ gets catfished by an asian teen.

PLUS!

•Covid gets an upgrade
•What would you do with $250 million?
•Praying for Ezra Miller 🙇

All this and so much more on this MATURE FOR ITS AGE episode of WDUTUR podcast!

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To escape the rat race you have to follow your dreams. That’s why the first thing I do in the morning is hit the snooze button.

Nick eats fried chicken for good health. Pedro dreams of illegal aliens. CJ gets canceled for blackface.

PLUS!

•Ariel dates outside her race
•Slumming at the Arizona State Fair
•Disney by Isis

All this and so much more on this DREAM edition of WDUTUR podcast!

From Nick, Pedro, and (not) CJ… amor y paz!!!
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