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The Whomsoeverest

The Whomsoeverest

By Whomsoeverest Studios
Music reviews, mixtapes, banter, and a whole lot of sponsors. Mostly sponsors. And uh, stuff.
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Cable TV sucks, right!? Cord cutting is in and we're here to complain about streaming. But also get excited about it? And be confused about how Roku makes money.
August 30, 2022
Flat Earth, lizard people, space lasers, and all sorts of nonsense.
August 23, 2022
What was our college experience? Why did we go where we went? What did we get out of it!?
August 09, 2022
Handy Finger Slide
Something new for your ear hole! Sort of. It's the same 3-word game, but this time there's no music. Is this the new format? It's hard to tell. But no, it's not.
August 02, 2022
Obese Moon Rhythm
Lots of alternates on this one. But also if you're curious about shadow doppelgangers...
July 26, 2022
Shark Stroke Improvement
Kiss me once, kiss me twice, come on pretty baby, play some terrible songs. Accompanying playlist:
July 19, 2022
Steam Deck
The fellas give you their first impressions on the Steam Deck. How timely!
July 15, 2022
Diet Orgy Glove
This will take you back to a time when Gauntlet was good. Was it ever? Probably not. Accompanying playlist:
July 12, 2022
GTA Retrospective
What's your favorite GTA game?! Who cares, you're not even on this podcast. We will tell you the BEST of the BEST. 
July 08, 2022
Hostile Mushroom Compliance
Take a stroll down compliance lane with this hostile fungal adventure! Hear these classics:
July 05, 2022
Cool As Ice
Tonight the guys are just a diangle, or a dingle for short. They talk about the Dol Kara EP -- wait, no, they go on about Disturbed's The Sickness and nu-metal in general.
June 28, 2022
Sword Swallow Sit
Each one gets a naughty and nice on it. It's an attempt to comment on the song, but does it actually work!? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
June 21, 2022
King Pleasant Hammer
You like hoagies? You will either like them a bit more or a LOT less after this one.
June 14, 2022
Perfect Murder Hike
Is your favorite Police song Massaging the Butthole? It is for one of these guys. There's some really nice singing along in this one, so prepare yourself.
June 07, 2022
Free Bird Abortion
Ice cream, scoopin', ...something else something else.. This week brings us a REAL CALL FROM THE MOON! The REAL moon! And finishes on some talk about Dune?
May 31, 2022
Genetic Wheat Radiation
Find out some life hacks and learn all about shades of toast in the mid-1800s Deep South!
May 24, 2022
Mystery Breast Load
This sponsor seems to want a sacrifice.. But what kind!? We also talk about Romeo+Juliet.
May 17, 2022
Shallow Bacon X-Ray
Hey, we didn't lose the sponsor this time! Listen in as we try to figure out if Genesee still exists. Spoiler - it does. And it has a certain Genesee quoi about it. You get it.
May 10, 2022
Disappointing Wolf Energy
Get ready to learn all about Mung in this excessively "sponsored" episode. The group goes back down to four for this one, but you still get a nice playlist to listen to after!
May 03, 2022
Black Monarch Ecstasy
The foursome grows to a fivesome, though number five is pretty quiet. Be my butterfly and other assorted shenanigans. No Sugar Rays were harmed in the recording of this episode.
April 26, 2022
Southern Pickle Heat
Sock puppets? Going clear? Is that NOFX? Oh god. All this and more on this week's episode Southern Pickle Heat. Spotify playlist here:
April 19, 2022
Red Season Feathers
The duo turns into a quatro for this highly sponsored episode of what we like to refer to as "what is this show called?" Each word is a theme here, and each of the guys grabbed a song that relates to that word. Is it a tenuous connection? Probably.  Listen along with the playlist here:
April 12, 2022
Rhythmic pounding that I'm not entirely on board with
Stories about life, love, and 70 mile per hour revenge loogies. The boyz (they asked me to call them that) discuss How to Get Out Alive by Lucky Boys Confusion. This is a review episode. You've been warned.
April 05, 2022
Did I Just End Up At a 50's School Dance?
Two unnamed guys discuss Tiger Army's III Ghost Tigers Rise. What exactly is audio rotoscoping? What drives people to get into the fashion of a scene? Are we in the 50's? All this and more! Apologies to the tigers out there.
March 29, 2022
A Guy Who Has No Patience
The two hosts are joined by a special guest this week as they dive into ICP's Great Milenko. One sponsor drops out while a new, on-theme sponsor pops in! Things get mixed up a bit as they decide they don't really want to go through all of the songs, but then they go through all of the songs anyway. No Juggalos were harmed in the making of this episode.
March 22, 2022
Regret to the Nth Degree
Two hosts talk about Scarling.'s album So Long, Scarecrow. Once again, Spotify has the wrong song title for one of the tracks. This definitely comes up and we still do NOT know why. But it's fine. One of these guys has never heard Scarling. before and one of them HAS. How will they rate this album? Why aren't they talking about sponsors? Are any of these sponsors even real?
March 15, 2022
Point To Me Where My Package Is
Can they find his package? Can he even find his own package? Robots, man. This week the two unnamed fellas get into The Bravery's The Sun and Moon Complete. It's a 2-for-1! Or.. a 1.5-for-1? Something like that. Have a listen to the re-sequenced version that one of these fellas created here:
March 08, 2022
Underwater Vibrato
No names, no numbers. The two fellas review Lana Del Rey's Ultraviolence. Will they love it? Will Yoo-Hoo ever come back? What are you even talking about?
March 01, 2022
Shallow Watering Hole
Those two unnamed hosts are back with a review of VOD's album For the Bleeders. One of them definitely listened to this on the school bus when he was super angsty. What do they think of this episode? How much of this will be ABOUT the album? These questions are definitely answered in this episode.
February 22, 2022
Hydrating Dried-up B.O. Molecules
Two unnamed hosts discuss Jets to Brazil's album Orange Rhyming Dictionary! Do they enjoy it? Do they hate it? Does any of this have to do with the album at all? 
February 22, 2022