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Handy Finger Slide

The WhomsoeverestAug 02, 2022

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Streaming

Streaming

Cable TV sucks, right!? Cord cutting is in and we're here to complain about streaming. But also get excited about it? And be confused about how Roku makes money.

Aug 30, 202201:09:03
Conspiracy!

Conspiracy!

Flat Earth, lizard people, space lasers, and all sorts of nonsense.

Aug 23, 202201:07:52
College

College

What was our college experience? Why did we go where we went? What did we get out of it!?

Aug 09, 202201:08:09
Handy Finger Slide

Handy Finger Slide

Something new for your ear hole! Sort of. It's the same 3-word game, but this time there's no music. Is this the new format? It's hard to tell. But no, it's not.

Aug 02, 202201:15:23
Obese Moon Rhythm

Obese Moon Rhythm

Lots of alternates on this one. But also if you're curious about shadow doppelgangers... https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6oTB0cT4lNNa9QAekkhPcn?si=36db1a73fd744890

Jul 26, 202242:16
Shark Stroke Improvement

Shark Stroke Improvement

Kiss me once, kiss me twice, come on pretty baby, play some terrible songs. Accompanying playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2TjNotMkGTktsSJ9ja7qBs?si=5f3db87c0bcd4aeb

Jul 19, 202249:26
Steam Deck

Steam Deck

The fellas give you their first impressions on the Steam Deck. How timely!

Jul 15, 202201:05:41
Diet Orgy Glove

Diet Orgy Glove

This will take you back to a time when Gauntlet was good. Was it ever? Probably not. Accompanying playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Ds9KH1pZ8cbXdLIQA9g1Q?si=36b07ee2f39a4e94

Jul 12, 202233:29
GTA Retrospective

GTA Retrospective

What's your favorite GTA game?! Who cares, you're not even on this podcast. We will tell you the BEST of the BEST. 

Jul 08, 202257:52
Hostile Mushroom Compliance

Hostile Mushroom Compliance

Take a stroll down compliance lane with this hostile fungal adventure! Hear these classics: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5bz7ojRX5dBJXbHynkopwD?si=70fd6cc03c314b29

Jul 05, 202255:41
Cool As Ice

Cool As Ice

Tonight the guys are just a diangle, or a dingle for short. They talk about the Dol Kara EP -- wait, no, they go on about Disturbed's The Sickness and nu-metal in general.

Jun 28, 202201:06:44
Sword Swallow Sit

Sword Swallow Sit

Each one gets a naughty and nice on it. It's an attempt to comment on the song, but does it actually work!? YOU BE THE JUDGE. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/398zZuY7adEuMEnUr1yVbA?si=939da097e1f14292

Jun 21, 202249:45
King Pleasant Hammer

King Pleasant Hammer

You like hoagies? You will either like them a bit more or a LOT less after this one. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/68ghYev4kNIG0jtgivwdvk?si=c9bf1b42ba304092

Jun 14, 202246:43
Perfect Murder Hike

Perfect Murder Hike

Is your favorite Police song Massaging the Butthole? It is for one of these guys. There's some really nice singing along in this one, so prepare yourself. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3O2a9u8yfsje4HvD4tRArN?si=a8d7fd9eca8c411c

Jun 07, 202254:47
Free Bird Abortion

Free Bird Abortion

Ice cream, scoopin', ...something else something else.. This week brings us a REAL CALL FROM THE MOON! The REAL moon! And finishes on some talk about Dune? https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0rZBFvWI3jMhPQXrDu0sX2?si=68238bb9dd91447f

May 31, 202247:08
Genetic Wheat Radiation

Genetic Wheat Radiation

Find out some life hacks and learn all about shades of toast in the mid-1800s Deep South! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2sbGnacieYO7KwjUhV2tb0?si=23c58050890e43f1

May 24, 202249:53
Mystery Breast Load

Mystery Breast Load

This sponsor seems to want a sacrifice.. But what kind!? We also talk about Romeo+Juliet. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5d8Zo5V1DJI81U38rr9Ge6?si=02dc14b4858747e8

May 17, 202237:10
Shallow Bacon X-Ray

Shallow Bacon X-Ray

Hey, we didn't lose the sponsor this time! Listen in as we try to figure out if Genesee still exists. Spoiler - it does. And it has a certain Genesee quoi about it. You get it. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0cU19r5fWZSJa5IoSj0ZUY?si=28883631476e4e34

May 10, 202246:42
Disappointing Wolf Energy

Disappointing Wolf Energy

Get ready to learn all about Mung in this excessively "sponsored" episode. The group goes back down to four for this one, but you still get a nice playlist to listen to after! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3hQxKuPoL4dWBLooG4XbmV?si=f0ad77723e91420e

May 03, 202235:28
Black Monarch Ecstasy

Black Monarch Ecstasy

The foursome grows to a fivesome, though number five is pretty quiet. Be my butterfly and other assorted shenanigans. No Sugar Rays were harmed in the recording of this episode.

Apr 26, 202242:26
Southern Pickle Heat

Southern Pickle Heat

Sock puppets? Going clear? Is that NOFX? Oh god. All this and more on this week's episode Southern Pickle Heat.


Spotify playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/00nJAqb6QIYD9ktaiZFHco?si=9dd74d72abf24637

Apr 19, 202246:02
Red Season Feathers

Red Season Feathers

The duo turns into a quatro for this highly sponsored episode of what we like to refer to as "what is this show called?" Each word is a theme here, and each of the guys grabbed a song that relates to that word. Is it a tenuous connection? Probably. 

Listen along with the playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4IZMUbVUns5bMQq4Zx8jSD?si=b203ed638bfa41e9

Apr 12, 202252:20
Rhythmic pounding that I'm not entirely on board with

Rhythmic pounding that I'm not entirely on board with

Stories about life, love, and 70 mile per hour revenge loogies. The boyz (they asked me to call them that) discuss How to Get Out Alive by Lucky Boys Confusion. This is a review episode. You've been warned.

Apr 05, 202250:31
Did I Just End Up At a 50's School Dance?

Did I Just End Up At a 50's School Dance?

Two unnamed guys discuss Tiger Army's III Ghost Tigers Rise. What exactly is audio rotoscoping? What drives people to get into the fashion of a scene? Are we in the 50's? All this and more! Apologies to the tigers out there.

Mar 29, 202201:12:04
A Guy Who Has No Patience

A Guy Who Has No Patience

The two hosts are joined by a special guest this week as they dive into ICP's Great Milenko. One sponsor drops out while a new, on-theme sponsor pops in! Things get mixed up a bit as they decide they don't really want to go through all of the songs, but then they go through all of the songs anyway. No Juggalos were harmed in the making of this episode.

Mar 22, 202257:42
Regret to the Nth Degree

Regret to the Nth Degree

Two hosts talk about Scarling.'s album So Long, Scarecrow. Once again, Spotify has the wrong song title for one of the tracks. This definitely comes up and we still do NOT know why. But it's fine. One of these guys has never heard Scarling. before and one of them HAS. How will they rate this album? Why aren't they talking about sponsors? Are any of these sponsors even real?

Mar 15, 202201:00:54
Point To Me Where My Package Is

Point To Me Where My Package Is

Can they find his package? Can he even find his own package? Robots, man. This week the two unnamed fellas get into The Bravery's The Sun and Moon Complete. It's a 2-for-1! Or.. a 1.5-for-1? Something like that. Have a listen to the re-sequenced version that one of these fellas created here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2WdGW62rPp7DM5jz2TzJbI?si=2fa9636916084922

Mar 08, 202201:09:07
Underwater Vibrato

Underwater Vibrato

No names, no numbers. The two fellas review Lana Del Rey's Ultraviolence. Will they love it? Will Yoo-Hoo ever come back? What are you even talking about?

Mar 01, 202201:14:55
Shallow Watering Hole

Shallow Watering Hole

Those two unnamed hosts are back with a review of VOD's album For the Bleeders. One of them definitely listened to this on the school bus when he was super angsty. What do they think of this episode? How much of this will be ABOUT the album? These questions are definitely answered in this episode.

Feb 22, 202252:47
Hydrating Dried-up B.O. Molecules

Hydrating Dried-up B.O. Molecules

Two unnamed hosts discuss Jets to Brazil's album Orange Rhyming Dictionary! Do they enjoy it? Do they hate it? Does any of this have to do with the album at all? 

Feb 22, 202257:39