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Who's Got Tape?

Who's Got Tape?

By Who's Got Tape
A look at all things football, or soccer for those who are that way inclined. Don't be fooled by the accents, this podcast comes straight from a basement in Melbourne, Australia.
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S2 Ep 10: Odd Numbers
As the Premier league fast approaches we strap in for some long overdue football discussion! Missing Men features a classic Arsenal performance and we look at some players with an unusual choice of squad number, which have raised a few eyebrows over the years! Also the Tasty Treble returns...... Enjoy!!
June 16, 2020
S2 Ep 9: AAMI park to Anfield
Sober surroundings this week as we talk about the effect of Covid on the football league, we flashback to some of the biggest flops the EPL has seen, discuss our favourite stadiums and has Biscuits finally caught Mark out on Missing Men........ Enjoy!!
May 26, 2020
S2 Ep 8: Beers & Bundesliga
Football is sort of back, but the lads on the beers is definitely back! Join us as we relive some classic moments, discuss the greatest EPL imports and one season wonders all whilst enjoying some ice cold beers and plenty of banter....... Enjoy!
May 19, 2020
S2 Ep 7: Lockdown Special
We’re making up for lost time with a bumper Lockdown special. We dive into the mailbag as we pick our Premier League team of the season with a few stipulations of course, We go head to head on Play to the Whistle and relive a classic champions league final. Also listen out for out catchy new jingle for the footy bin..... Enjoy!
April 28, 2020
S2 Ep6: Who’s Got Toilet Roll?
As a certain pandemic puts a stall on professional sport for the next few weeks we have got creative as we take a trip down memory lane. We discuss our listeners favourite goals of all time, Biscuits puts together a pretty sick XI and we reel back the years for missing men while Sam pits his wits against the whistle... Enjoy!
March 17, 2020
S2 Ep 5: Three at the back
It may have been a low scoring weekend in the Prem but we still brought an action packed episode! Find out who made our Boozy XI, who has a wand of a left leg! Biscuits is back on quizzes, Mark is back on footy bin and Sam is back... Enjoy!
March 10, 2020
S2 Ep 4: A Sarr is Born
It’s Finally happened!! After 44 Premier League matches Liverpool have lost! How did Watford do it and how did we have them in our tasty treble! Biscuits takes the reins on the Footy Bin as we find out an astonishing record that may never be broken, why was there a game of Keepie uppie in the Bundesliga and can our random tasty treble generator finally put us back in the black..... Enjoy!
March 3, 2020
S2 Ep 3: The Beard vs The Biscuit
What a week of football... VAR is at it again! Fabianski is dropping clangers and Wolves keep on hunting for Europe.. How are Barcelona bending the rules? Find out how one enterprising Villa fan has landed tickets for Wembley and will Biscuits crumble as he plays against the whistle... Enjoy!!
February 25, 2020
S2 Ep 2: Life's a breach at City
Join us for episode 2 as we look at the potential outcomes of Manchester City's breach of financial fair play rules, find out who has made our best XI never to win a premier league and which footballer once brought home the match ball for all the wrong reasons....... Enjoy!!
February 18, 2020
S2 Ep 1: Put a name on it!
Season Two of your favourite Football podcast is back! We catch up with what's happening around Europe, we reveal a remarkable British record that has been standing for almost 57 years and find out which type of 5 a side player the lads are comparing themselves too..... Enjoy!
February 11, 2020
...and a Christmas Special was born!
Beer 360 in Melbourne is home to hundreds of Craft beer on sale from all over the world. An establisment all 3 of the boys are very fond of became home to the very first ever  'Who's got tape' Chrismas special last week and along with an open invite for all listerners of the podcast it turned out to be a very special occasion. Packed full of laughs and football stories, the boys bring together every lads dream...FOOTBALL & BEER!! 
December 25, 2019
Episode 20: The Disaster
Its finally happened... we messed up! Apologies to all that we do not have a blockbuster episode for you to enjoy this week. We are extremely grateful and thankful for all of the support that we have received over the last 6 months and we shall be back bigger and better in 2020! Keep an eye out for the WhosGotTape Christmas Special which will be dropped on Christmas Day to give you guys, the avid listeners, your Sam, Mark & Biscuits fix until the New Year! 
December 18, 2019
Episode 19: The "Burglar Basher"
What a week of football its been and there's no better place to catch up, as we talk Big Dunc, Ole's tactics, Jose's clean sheet and much much more from a manic week of Premier league football! Find out who's earning the managerial big bucks, who's getting the nod as we pick our 20 man premier league squad..with a twist and most importantly who cuts Biscuits hair?  Enjoy!
December 10, 2019
Episode 18: A Decade of Brilliance
As another 10 years of Premier League football draws to a close the lads put their heads together and come up with a Premier league team of the decade.... with a twist! We discuss Lionel Messi's record breaking Ballon d'Or and Biscuits updates us on what's happening in the Chinese Super League. Enjoy 
December 3, 2019
Episode 17: Gambling on Gaffers
The lads are back as we dig into the managerial merry go round that is the premier league, after Mauricio Pochettinno became the second gaffer to lose his job so far this season we look at who is the most likely candidate to join him on the breadline. We look at future stars of the past, and find out what extreme measures we are taking to get the tasty treble back on track........ Enjoy!
November 26, 2019
Episode 16: Podding by the Pool
We bring the beers to the pool this week as we talk about the season so far and discuss the final international break of the year! We put together another XI, filled with some of the greatest characters the premier league has ever seen and Sam takes over the reins for Play to the whistle!  Enjoy
November 19, 2019
Episode 15: One Hand on the Trophy
We are back as a threesome this week as Sam returns with tales of his La Liga adventures! Have Liverpool got a firm grip on the Premier league trophy they have been longing to win thanks to yet another controversial VAR decision? 
November 12, 2019
Episode 14: The Podcast that stops the nation!
Its Cup day in Melbourne as we swap the Beer for Apple juice and Biscuits whips up brekkie to celebrate a public holiday on a Tuesday and an early morning recording session. Find out who we think are the greatest teams of the premier league era, who's making our European Golden Boy XI and how long can Unai Emery keep the wolves at bay? 
November 5, 2019
Episode 13: Record Breakers & Penalty Takers!
Goals Galore this week as Biscuits licks his wounds after watching his beloved Saints concede as many goals as a cat has lives! Who do we think is an early shout to win the Puskas award? Is Brendan Rodgers Leicester a better side than Ranieris was? And with Halloween on the horizon, we have put together a spooky XI..... Enjoy!
October 29, 2019
Episode 12: Bad decisions, Good beards, Free beers!
What a week of football and what a way to discuss it as the boys take in the sun and crack a beer in the backyard, has Ole finally discovered tactics? Has VAR gone too far? Has Biscuits bought enough Proscuito and dip? Press play and find out who makes our Beard XI and what measures we are taking to get the Tasty Treble back on track!
October 22, 2019
Episode 11: The Hangover
The boys are back after our end of season trip and are a little worse for wear, but as we always say.. the show must go on! We discuss the international break, talk a classic footy magazine... introduce the Footy Bin our buzz worthy new segment. Preview the upcoming North West derby and some interesting developments on Bolton watch and find out which condiment Biscuits isn't having when it comes to Wedges!!
October 15, 2019
Episode 10: The Good, The Bad & The Tottenham
We’re back as a trio this week as we celebrate our first milestone... 10 episodes of football antics! We discuss tumultuous Tottenham, Premier league rambles, Find out  if we’re Puma Kings or Copa Mundials and it’s International week again which usually means $$$ on the tasty treble!
October 8, 2019
Episode 9: The show must go on
It’s not all glitz & glamour in the podcast world as the lads found out this week. An already tired Biscuits & a flu ridden Sam had to steady the WGT ship as Mark had to make a last minute withdrawal from the squad hours before episode kick off. With a man down and a patched up side the boys gave it 37 mins of everything they had to pull it off.
October 1, 2019
Episode 8: Shallon D’Or
Podcast rules are out the window this week as the lads decide to take the show on the road and record from a busy Melbourne 'Boozer'.  An attempt at a 12 minute premier league review is on the cards in episode 8 as Man City run riot as the red half of Manchester leave East london point-less. Maddison 'Spurs' on his leicester side to a big 3 points and the lads head to the La liga for some 'League in focus' this week. A prestigeous (or is it?) football award raises some eyebrows and as a consequence gets an appropreiate WGT rename. Is there hope over the lancashire horizon on #BoltonWatch and the boys juggle closing the show out whilst tucking into their reasonably priced pub grub so no doubt this weeks episode is sure to be a 'Tastytreble' of a listen.  
September 25, 2019
Episode 7: Bintangs, Bad defending & a Blooper on the tasty treble.
With the boys reunited as a 3 again the longest episode so far awaits for the listeners. We hear about Biscuits's crap(literally) story from Norway and defensive woes continue for Arsenal whilst Man city leave Carrow road feeling Pukki. A Tammy hat trick left Wolves with a 'Mount' to climb and Rashford put on the spot again. The lads make an attempt to preview the Champions league with a quick feature on debutants from previous years and there is trouble with the tasty treble as the lads make an Otamendi size howler with this weeks picks.
September 18, 2019
Episode 6: Three is a crowd
While Sam takes the international break quite literally the show must go on. We talk England and Ireland.. Have the Netherlands got what it takes to go that extra step? Are pundits out of touch with the modern day game? We put together another XI with a little added flavour and the boys are on fire as tasty treble strikes again.
September 11, 2019
Episode 5: Kevin FRIEND ... Cheers MATE
The boys have a segment crammed episode this week. In depth review of last weekends premier league fixtures. Bolton Watch survives another week, There’s a new theme tune to go with episode 5 as well as a yet to be named quiz that Biscuits is in charge of.
September 4, 2019
Episode 4: Ole’s at the Wheel, but is he driving a Fiat or a Ferrari?
It’s Week 3 of the Premier League. Both United & Spurs lose at home, Tammy to the rescue and Salah puts Arsenal to the sword. The lads give the European review another crack & could it be the last ever “Bolton watch?”
August 27, 2019
Episode 3: Delias famous Pukki Pie!
The boys hit the studio early this week to review Saturdays premier league fixtures, is Pukki a flukey? There is more tasty treble talk and find out which league one side the boys have now adopted!
August 20, 2019
Episode 2: From Biscuits to Bolton
The boys go from preview to review this week as they discuss all the action from match day one of the 2019 Premier League season. Who played well, who likes VAR and who's got tape?
August 14, 2019
Episode 1: Premier League 2019 Preview
The boys kick this off with a comprehensive look at the new season. Who's up, who's down and who's got tape? 
August 7, 2019